The ceo's secret

I've heard such a thing from the personnel manager of the former company before. Seeing that he was going to be late, a staff member rushed upstairs to punch in. He ran too fast and hit the glass door. He fell to the ground and fell in front of the surprised front desk lady. Later, he was diagnosed with toe joint contusion and was unable to walk, so he had to ask for three days' sick leave and paid 200 yuan for the broken glass door. The most sad thing is that his attendance record on that day was "late"!

"Xu Ming! You are a freak Wu Jin looked at me and said, "look at the girls in the company. They run out of breath every day. Maybe they will run away from their bras one day."

Ha ha ha! I also laughed and thought that it was the same. Those mushroom coolers were dying for a punch in machine every day. But I admit that the clock out machine is indeed a cold-blooded and merciless invention!

I suddenly held back my smile, grabbed Wu Jin's collar again and cried, "but you've done Zheng Ying a terrible job! Li Hongyan saw Gao Wan punch you in! You are the culprit, Zheng Ying has committed the crime of shielding! She may have seen it and dare not keep silent - "

" ah! Have you been discovered by Li Hongyan? " Wu Jin was surprised and said, "I said that their expressions were not right just now! oh dear! Now something's wrong! Li Hongyan is sure to give a small report! It's over, it's over - "

I couldn't get angry, so I grabbed him and said," you're over, it's over! You implicated Ying'er, you know? She is innocent - "

" what should we do then? " He looked at me with wide eyes.

I pushed him away, fierce he said: "you are so smart, still ask me?"

"I must stop Li Hongyan first!" He said, looking at me thoughtfully, "I have to block her mouth to keep Yinger and myself!"

"It's very clear I punched him and stared at him coldly.

I know Li Hongyan is a very good buy off person, as long as to her taste! Just, that was yesterday morning. I don't know if she has typed up the little report?

Wu Jin suddenly cried out: "my poor Ying'er! I hurt you! ——”

"hurry up! What opera to sing I pushed Wu in and out of the door, and I said, "or you'll all be finished! It's the end of high school! Gao Wan is your accomplice! ——”

"ha! I heard someone speak ill of me! ——”

GAO Wan came in from the door with his bag on his back and looked at Wu Jin and me with a smile -

I touched my nose and explained with a smile: "Gao Wan! We're talking about clocking in yesterday morning! Li Hongyan knew that! ——”

GAO Wan was also surprised. He was stunned for a moment, turned his eyes to Wu Jin and said, "no! What are you going to do? ——”

"stop Li Hongyan's mouth! ——”

Wu Jin dropped a sentence and ran straight out of the door -

GAO Wan turned around and looked at Wu Jin's back, as if he didn't understand it for a moment. Then he clenched his lips and unconsciously tapped his chin: "that's the only way!"

Then Qiu Yumin stepped on high heels and walked in. She was still very sensual. To be frank, she was very generous!

"Good morning! You! Is there any news? ——”

Qiu Yumin stood in front of Gao Wan and me, looking happy and ruddy, blinking her eyes and False Eyelashes -

we all know that she is concerned about the small news.

Gao Wan said with a smile: "yesterday Kyrgyzstan held a presidential election!"

Then he shrugged and turned to his seat.

Seeing that Qiu Yumin pouted and shook his head, he turned his eyes to me -

I touched my nose and said with a smile: "ha ha, don't look at me! I don't read newspapers, I don't watch TV! Just occasionally glance at the bus TV and the small TV in the restaurant. However, it seems that there are always presidential elections recently. It seems that Indonesia and Congo are holding presidential elections! ——”

with that, I turned to my seat and walked quickly. The presidential election is none of my business! I focus on RMB, RV and looking for a wife!

Gao Wan joked with Qiu Yumin: "Minmin! You look good today! Must have had a good time last night? "

Qiu Yumin was so excited that he threw his bag on his desk and walked to Gaowan to finish his work. He said happily, "you guessed right! Last night with some handsome guys! First I had dinner in haiyunjian Hotel, then I went to the red house bar for a carnival, and then I went to sanlipu for supper - "

" and then I went back to haiyunjian to open a room, right? ——”Gao Wan said with a bad smile.

"I hate it Qiu Yumin waved her arm in a coquettish way, then said in a sweet voice, "it's a secret! However, you men have a saying that "women are like clothes", but miss Ben is not a brand that everyone can afford to wear! " She paused for a moment, looked back at me, and continued to say to Gao Wan, "but those handsome guys were OK last night! Gold, handsome, considerate and gentle! This afternoon, they asked me to ride a horse in QingCaoHu - "

" are you not going to work? "Qiu Yumin lifted her long hair and said with a smile: "I've decided to take sick leave this afternoon! Life is too short to be happy She suddenly lowered her voice and added, "Shh! ——Don't talk nonsense! If President Liu knows, she will make me cry rhythmically! "

I think her look at me is very provocative, or provocative! I suddenly think of a cold humor, which is suitable for Qiu Yumin - "mushroom cool! Your bed is always crowded, so busy

Wait for Qiu Yumin to finish. Gao wanbad reminded with a smile: "Minmin! Don't you know that haiyunjian is out of the gate of prostitution? How dare you go there? Are you not afraid of being taken in by Xiao Shao? "

"What are you afraid of?" Qiu Yumin waved his arm again, "what's wrong with being seen by Xiao Shao? I'm a guest of his hotel. What can he do to me? "

"That's not necessarily," Gao Wan said with a bad smile. "Xiao Shao has a special preference for abusive love! He likes to play binding wax drops, but also like uniforms, may also play strangling drowning! If you meet Xiao Shao, you may not be able to live up to him! ——”

I think the opposite of Gao Wan. Maybe only Qiu Yumin can stand the abnormal play of Li Xiaochu!

………

I began to calm down and think about the case. All morning, except for coffee and going to the bathroom, I always sat at my desk and thought about my "Normandy landing"!

I used almost all my skills, such as "three in one theory", "two in contrast theory" and "alliteration", but I still got nothing. Once again, I realize that the copywriting is not a boast, as well as puns and vulgar word games and barely make do!

Thinking about it, I always feel that there is a missing link, because the missing link, I can't link my ideas clearly and completely.

The missing link is market research. My enlightening teacher "Liuquan Jushi" makes a metaphor, saying that market research is the cornerstone of copywriting. Without a solid and deep foundation, how can you build a gorgeous skyscraper? Even if it is finally barely completed, the skyscraper is also crumbling, can not stand the test of the storm!

………

When I was about to leave work at noon, Qiu Yumin sent me a QQ message and asked me a very strange question.

She asked me what brand of sports shoes do 18-year-old boys like to wear? It's like asking a 30-year-old man what kind of woman he loves?

Onion and garlic, of course! However, I like to wear sports shoes, but I can't afford famous brand sports shoes. I only wear domestic brands or fake versions of world famous brands, just like my Armani bag!

I recommend Adidas brand running shoes to Qiu Yumin. I think adidas shoes are beautiful in style, light and airy! It's a brand I want to buy but can't afford!

Qiu Yumin asked if I could help her? I asked, what is it? She said that she wanted me to accompany her to the pedestrian street to buy shoes at noon. She wanted to prepare a mysterious birthday gift for her brother who was studying in a university in other places. She asked me to help her to refer to it!

I'm so worried about the case at hand that I'm not in the mood to accompany her on the pedestrian street. I told her the truth!

Qiu Yumin is not reconciled, she replies a message to say: "elder brother! You should take it easy! Maybe the inspiration is coming Plus a sad QQ expression.

I replied, "I still won't go! Zheng Ying is waiting for me to help her to go to the canteen! I -- "

before I finished, Qiu Yumin's message came:" it's Zheng Ying again! " And an angry look.

I didn't speak.

After a while, her message came again: "Why are you so loving? Wu Jin will help Zheng Ying with her meal! Isn't he always sticking to Zheng Ying! If you want me to say it, I think they are a good match

I shake my head and smile. I know the implication of Qiu Yumin's words. One of them is that I have fraternity! Second, Zheng Ying and I don't match each other. Of course, I have never loved Zheng Ying! So I can calmly face Qiu Yumin's problem.

I didn't answer her, only gave her three words: "next time!" Silence is not necessarily gold, but sometimes silence is better than a thousand words!

………

After work, I saw that Qiu Yumin left in a huff and yelled behind me: "get out of the way! What's out of the way! ——”

I know she's playing, woman's face, June day! I laughed it off. There's nothing more important now than my "Normandy landing."!

I'm depressed about this, like I got the same heart disease as the host Cui Yongyuan! I went to the restaurant to have a working meal. To tell you the truth, I was absent-minded and couldn't taste the food after eating for a long time. I didn't know whether it was radish or cabbage, pork or beef that I put into my mouth!

But in the soup, my eyes suddenly a bright, not found beauty, but I think of a way! yes! I have no time to do market research, but beautiful clothing has been established for three years, someone must have done relevant market research before! I just need to call up the previous market research, and I'm done? With the Market Research Report, I may soon be able to come up with a good copy!