The ceo's secret

We talked about some interesting things and people, and I also talked about my first teacher, Mr. Liu Quan.

When I talked about Liuquan, Hao Jian suddenly thought of something. He said that he must introduce someone to me when he has a chance. He also said that that person has more personality than Liuquan! And he is shrouded in the mystery of a legend!

I said, "is there such a person? Is there anyone with more personality than Liuquan's

"Don't believe it," Hao Jian said, lighting a cigarette, exhaling a puff of smoke and looking at me, "this man is from our company! And we're in the real estate group! ——”

"real estate group?" I glanced at Hao Jian and said, "do you mean he's just a real estate copywriter?"

"That's right!" Hao Jian looked at me and said, "but he's not an ordinary copywriter. The top of the company asked him to be the creative director of the company, but they didn't do it. They just wanted to be an ordinary copywriter!"

"Oh? What's the matter? "

Wu Jin and I are all interested in this strange man!

Hao Jian took a puff of his cigarette, looked at us and said, "listen to me slowly, you can't help believing it! There is such a special person in our company. People in our company all call him the second master - "

here is Hao Jian's description of the so-called Third Master:

his original name is Chen Zi'ang. He is a master in advertising. He is called the Third Master in the world. In fact, he is only in his thirties, and he is less than forty years old!

It is said that he entered the advertising industry at the age of 18, and has been wandering in the world ever since. He has left his heroic deeds in Beijing, Shanghai, Shenzhen and other big cities. He is a senior trainer of copywriting professional certification of the Ministry of labor, and has successively served as the creative director and strategic director of famous domestic advertising companies, as well as the leader of Southern advertising network and Zhongyuan advertising network. The wise man said: he has always been plotting against the world, taking the edge of the sword, and integrating wisdom, courage, and wisdom. In the advertising circle of the Central Plains, he has never touched himself!

Finally, he traveled to this treasure land by the seashore. He was moved by the outstanding people and decided to live in the seashore.

The third master is open-minded, indifferent to fame and wealth, and also proud. He has Tao Weng's "picking chrysanthemums under the East fence, and seeing Nanshan leisurely". The chrysanthemum is pure and elegant, and the style is frosty. It is a symbol of the character of ancient Chinese literati. It is the poet's chant of "there is no need in the world, only wine and long life". Tao Yuanming is the last poet in the Wei and Jin Dynasties, who finished poetry and wine The first person to combine beauty! After him, there was a mature wine poem in China. He was born to drink, but he loved chrysanthemum. There was wine in the poem, and there was poetry in the wine. Later generations commented that "Tao Yuanming's poems were full of wine".

In my opinion, although I can't see the word "wine" in this poem, I can feel slightly drunk!

It is the so-called "this word is even more flowerless!" In the bleak autumn wind of flowers falling and trees withering, chrysanthemums are in full bloom, bringing infinite vitality to the cold nature!

Erye loves wine, which is quite Li Bai's style. Although it's not as exaggerated as a hundred poems about fighting wine, it's said that he is inspired after drinking. Many of his classic advertising cases are made after drinking.

His idiom: the highest level of copywriting is to write advertisements that are not like advertisements. It's like martial arts. No move is the most powerful move!

This is how Hao Jian described the third master. After he finished, Wu Jin and I shook our heads and said no.

"Is it as wonderful as you say?" I glanced at Hao Jian.

I thought that although there are some characters with detached personality in the advertising circle, this is not the world of martial arts after all. Is there anyone more free and uninhibited than Liuquan Jushi in this world?

Hao Jian was not in a hurry to convince me. He only said with a smile, "I'll introduce you to me when I have a chance, but you have to prepare a bottle of good wine in advance!"

"No problem!" I should say, "I'd like to see such a person!"

"Drink, drink!" Wu Jin suggested.

We touched another glass, a box of beer has been empty out, we all have some drunk.

Wu Jin took his chopsticks and knocked on the cup and dish in front of him. He said in a loud voice, "I'll give you a topic to do. Let's liven up the atmosphere! How's it going? "

"Make a question, please!" Hao Jian put on a posture of accepting the move.

I said with a smile, "OK! If you want to go out, it's more difficult! Don't insult our intelligence by asking childish questions like 1 + 1 = 2

"I'm afraid you can't answer!" Wu Jin looked at me.

"What if I answer?" I said.

"If you answer," Wu Jin knocked on the plate with his chopsticks, then looked at me and said, "if you answer in five minutes, I'll treat you next weekend!"

"Is that true?" I said.

"I don't lie!" Wu Jindao.

I pointed at him with chopsticks and said, "OK! You say? It seems that if you don't let your boy give some blood, you will not be at ease! ——Come on! ——”

Wu Jin looked at everyone with a smile, then put up his index finger in front of me and said, "please listen to the question! ——Two men and two women have different sexually transmitted diseases. At present, there are only two condoms. Every man is required to have sex with every woman and not to infect each other. How to use condoms? ——”As soon as Wu Jin's words came out, Chen Shufen and Zheng Ying's faces turned red and their expressions were not very natural.

I scolded Wu Jin and said, "you boy! Three words do not leave the line! Can you say something else at dinner? Do you still want us to eat? "

Wu Jin said with a smile, "don't talk nonsense! If you want to drink, say the answer in five minutes

In fact, I personally don't dislike this kind of topic. Men are all virtuous and like the topic of color! And my brain turns fairly fast, such a topic is generally not difficult to me!

I took out a cigarette and took two deep breaths. My mind began to think about how to help the two pairs of dog men and women, so that they could be happy and avoid sexually transmitted diseases!

"Man! Shall I help you? " Hao Jian looked at me and said with a smile.

"No," I said with a wave of my hand, "it's personal."

Wu Jin frowned at me and thought. He looked at me with pride and said with a smile, "if you can't answer me, you can invite us to the party next weekend."

All right! Push me, right? Look how I insult your intelligence!

Soon I got the answer! The answer is: "start with a man carrying two condoms at a time, with a woman, remove one and B woman, and then another man takes the first man with the outside condom and a woman, and then takes another and B woman!"

When I said the answer, Wu Jin had to convince me!

He gave me a thumbs up and said, "you're good! I'll be the host next weekend

"What do you mean I'm good at?" I held the cigarette in my mouth and looked at him! Think about something more difficult in the future. Don't insult yourself, OK? "

How hard men live now! During the day to face the high pressure of the working environment, at night to find some fun, not only to lust heart, but also lust gall, in order to avoid sexually transmitted diseases, I'm afraid now also need some "Lust wisdom"!

………

Soon we opened the second case of Tsingtao beer. I found more and more that Zheng Ying was not right tonight! It's not just that she talks less than usual. She always talks less when she meets strangers. The problem is that I see something wrong with her face. There is a sense of sadness in her eyes -

I turn to look at Zheng Ying and say, "are you ok? Yinger? ——”

Zheng Ying looked up at me with her big sad eyes, shook her head and said, "I'm ok!..." Brother!... "

The more people say nothing, they usually have something to do! The more severe the patients in the hospital, the more nothing!

With my understanding of her, I'm sure she must have something in mind. Her mind is always written on her face! Maybe in front of so many people, she may be embarrassed to say to me, or maybe it's something in her heart that even I can't say? ——

I said, "stop drinking! Yinger. [city * literature dushiwenxue.com ]"

Zheng Ying shook her head and said in a low voice," I'm really OK, brother, just leave me alone! ——”

her tone seems to be a little impatient -

just when I was guessing something was hidden in her heart, Zheng Ying suddenly stood up, looked at Hao Jian and Chen Shufen with a smile and said, "nice to meet you! Brother Hao, brother Gu used to mention you to me, saying that you used to be the best iron brothers! "

Hao Jian corrected with a smile: "we are still the best iron buddies now!"

Zheng Ying nodded with a smile, raised her glass and said, "brother Hao, return this elder sister, I'll give you a toast!" With that, Wu Jin and I were stunned. We hardly knew Zheng Ying. Is this the little girl we used to know? Not only dare to speak in front of strangers, but also drink so forthright? ——

Hao Jian met Zheng Ying for the first time. Naturally, he didn't know what kind of girl she was. He just looked at her with a playful look -

"Wow! ——”He cried with a funny smile, "another heroine! Xu Ming! Why haven't you mentioned Ying'er to me before? ——”

I looked at Hao Jian and said, "go! You are wrong! Hao Jian! Yinger is a good girl Then I relaxed the atmosphere and said to Zheng Ying, "don't call him brother Hao in the future, just call him 'so cheap', and call him 'so cheap' brother!"

Maybe only Hao Jian and I can understand this. Only Hao Jian knows that my intention is to call him "so cheap"!

Hao Jian grabbed a beer bottle cap on the table and threw it at me. He said angrily, "Xu Ming! Don't ruin my image Then he turned to Zheng Ying with a bad smile and said, "Yinger! Today is your brother Gu's celebration, you should give him a toast! ——”

just as I wanted to stop Hao Jian, Zheng Ying suddenly stood up again, looked at Hao Jian with a smile and said, "brother Hao Jian is right. I should take care of him!" Then she filled her glass with wine and raised it to look at me and said, "brother! To you, sister! I'll do it first! ——”