The day I shared a flat with my female boss

"Go away! Xiao! I warn you! You dare to harass me again! Miss Ben will make you look good! Do you believe it? " Lin Xi'er cried angrily in the living room. Then there was the sound of her mobile phone being thrown on the table. Then there was the sound of her hasty footsteps coming towards the dining room

I quickly went back to the restaurant and sat at the table, drinking milk tea attentively

Lin Xi'er walked into the dining room, went to the dining table, looked at the milk tea and omelet on the table, and cried to me, "Hello! This is the breakfast you bought? "

"Do you think it's pig food or rat medicine?" I looked at her with a puzzled face and said in my heart, "don't you like it? You know, this is already a very luxurious breakfast for me! "

"Hillbilly! I don't eat this! You'd better eat it up! " Lin Xi'er glanced at me scornfully, raised her hand and fanned her nose. She made a bad smell and said, "go! Out

"Where to?" I looked at her and said.

"Why so much nonsense?" Lin Xi'er looked at me and said, "take your breakfast and don't pollute my room!"

I quickly shut up, reached for breakfast, and thought sadly, who told me that I had the wrong bed last night? Now the ID card is in her hand, I don't think she will let me go easily!

When I went out downstairs and got on her flaming red Ferrari convertible, I watched Lin Xi'er summon up courage and said, "when will you give me back your ID card?"

"What? Are you in a hurry? " Lin Xi'er glanced at me with an evil smile on her lips.

She skillfully reversed the car and drove to the entrance of the residential area

"Of course! I have to go to the talent market to find a job! No ID card, which company dares to ask me? " I looked at her and said, I can't figure out what she wants to do when she detains my ID card!

"You bastard! Even if you have identity, I'm afraid no company wants you? " Lin Xi'er looked at me contemptuously and said.

I shook my head and didn't want to explain to her. Explaining to this kind of woman was a waste of breath. I just said, "where are we going now? I also want to go home... "

"Shut up! Believe it or not, I'll kick you out of the car Lin Xi'er said at a glance.

To tell you the truth, I only regret at the moment! I regret myself! I regret last night's help! Brother, my hand is cheap! And a heavy blow from the fat man! My hand is cheap!

I am also aware of a problem, that is, how did such a rude and unreasonable woman get to the position of general manager of "Li RI clothing"? How can she? If I had to find an advantage from her now, I'm afraid it would be her beauty. Except for her natural beauty and temperament, I can't find any ability from her any more!

It is said that since the establishment of "beauty clothing", the development momentum is very rapid. Under the leadership of such a insolent and unreasonable female boss, can you do a good job in the company? This is really a strange thing!

Ferrari stopped in front of a high-end restaurant. I didn't ask any more questions, so I had to follow Lin Xi'er into the restaurant. Looks like she's here for morning tea!

Although I want to return my ID card, although I am very hostile to her, I must admit that staying by her side is indeed a kind of pleasant enjoyment, looking at her beautiful body and smelling her faint fragrance! Anyway, today is the weekend. It's no use going to the talent market!

The decoration of this restaurant is very elegant. I have a glance at the customers in the restaurant. From their clothes and bearing, I can feel that they don't belong to the same class as me!

Lin Xi'er sat down near the window, ordered Tie Guanyin, ordered egg rolls and xiangmanyuan taro rolls. Before I finished my egg cake, I sat opposite her and gnawed at it

"Hillbilly! Can you finish what you have in your hand? I feel sick when I smell eggs! " Lin Xi'er glanced at me, raised her hand and smoothed her hair to the back of her head, using a pink card holder.

"Isn't the omelet made of eggs? What kind of Europeanism I would like to return to her, eyes just fell on her armpit, my mind crossed some scenes by chance.

I peeped at her, thinking wickedly

Maybe her hair is too soft and smooth. There is no card holder in the hairpin. She slipped from her hair and fell to the ground

"Damn it Lin Xi'er scolded and bent over to pick it up

My eyes accurately fell on her neckline, which was as white as the first ray of sunshine in the morning! I am very cheap! It's a mistake to help her last night. It's also a mistake not to touch her when she was drunk last night! I made mistakes again and again! My hands are so damn cheap!

"Low, low! Lower it I cried in my heart, staring greedily at Lin Xi'er's neckline. In order to see more, my buttocks were almost lifted away from the seat. She went down a little more, as long as she went down a little more, I could see everything

I always think that the world becomes rich and colorful because human beings have imagination. Just like Lenovo, there is an advertisement saying: "if human beings do not have imagination, what will the world become?"Coca cola bottles in the United States are not plastic ones, but old ones designed by Americans. It is said that their design inspiration comes from touching women's bodies in the dark!

When I was still immersed in the association, Lin Xi'er had already sat up straight, and the woman could intuitively feel the man's eyes. She bit her lower lip and glared at me as if she were calling: "Hello! Hillbilly! What are you looking at? "

I hastily take back my eyes and turn to look out of the window. The red flowers in the garden are very red in the morning sun, just like many women are laughing warmly there! I suddenly feel that life itself is still very beautiful!

"Look at me! Gu Yang! I have something to say to you Lin Xi'er patted the table and said.

I turned to look at her, because her shawl hair was tied up, revealing her long white neck, making her face look particularly delicate! She sat in the orange sun, the white in front of her chest seemed to have luster in the sun, just like white porcelain reflecting light! I had an idea in my mind that if the girl sitting in front of me was my girlfriend, how nice it would be!

"How?" I looked at her.

"Do you think I'm beautiful?" Lin Xi'er made a pretentious gesture in front of me and made a smiling face like a lady.

Beautiful is beautiful of course! If you are a lady again, I will be completely fascinated by you! "Not bad! I can see it! " I said it coldly.

"Hello! Do you have vision? Country boy Lin Xi'er is not satisfied with my answer at all.

"Do you know why Venus is perfect? Because she can't speak! " I looked at Lin Xi'er and said, I always think that beautiful things are always related to silence. Why is Mona Lisa's smile so frightening? Because her smile is a smile, is quiet, if Mona Lisa laugh, it must be lost beauty!

"Cut! What do you mean Lin Xi'er stares at me and says.

"I mean" I want to talk and stop, forget it, I'd better not stimulate her! I'm afraid she'll throw Tieguanyin at me! "I mean Venus, the God of beauty, has blessed you with the beauty of Helen! You are so beautiful! Beautiful as a rose in the morning dew I changed my tone and began to praise her.

It's a rose. It's a rose with thorns! You're beautiful, but it's so beautiful that it hurts my brother!

"You still have some taste! I thought you would not eat grapes, but sour grapes Lin Xi'er said with a smile.

I can't eat durian. I say durian fragrance! I was smiling, but I thought, yes, even ladies are so like!

"Gu Yang! Do you like me? " Lin Xi'er looked at me and said, her eyes blinked.

I was stunned for a moment, thinking that I had heard wrong. Looking at her friendly smile, I confirmed that I had heard right! I touched the bridge of my nose, hesitated for two seconds, then said with a smile: "nothing!"

"Cut! Don't deny it! Big man dare to think! You say? Shall I be your girlfriend? " Lin Xi'er said, looking at me gently.

"Stop it! This joke is not funny at all I said, there will never be a good thing in this world!

"What? No? Isn't your girlfriend married today? But the bridegroom is not you! I guess you must be empty now, right? I can just be your girlfriend Lin Xi'er said, smiling at me.

"Didn't you get dumped, too? Aren't you dumped by your foreign boyfriend, too? It's a good thing you mean to say me I blurted out, thinking, does she want to play lonely with me? It's really easy for two lovelorn people to stay together because of loneliness!

Lin Xi son Leng for a while, stare at me to ask: "how do you know?"

I said with a smile: "I not only know that you are dumped, but also that you are dumped by a foreign man! I'm afraid it's the foreign man with a high nose and blue eyes in the picture? Ah! What's it called again? Ha ha ha... "

"Shut up Lin Xi'er yelled at me, his face became a little ugly, staring at me, "you'd better explain to me clearly, how do you know these?"

I stopped laughing, touched the bridge of my nose and said, "Why are you so fierce? You said it to me after you were drunk. What can I do? "

Lin Xi'er's expression is a little unnatural. She stares at me and says sternly: "I warn you! Gu Yang! If you dare to talk nonsense, I'll find someone to take off your arm, believe it or not

Letter! Of course I do! Is there anything immoral you can't do for a poisonous woman like you? "Why do I talk around? Even if you're dumped by an African man, I'm not interested! " I glanced at her and said.

"Don't mention it again! Don't talk about that asshole again Lin Xi'er stares at me.