The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Hao Jian said at the end of his mobile phone: "I found that you have a problem with your brain recently. Your thinking is jumping too fast. Didn't you just say you don't want to go?"

I said with a smile: "just now is just now, now is now, thoughts change with time. Don't talk nonsense, report the time and place of departure! "

Hung up the phone, the food is cold, I got up and went to the bar, paid the account, carrying a shoulder bag, strode out of the door. Thinking about going to the seaside tomorrow, thinking about seeing Xi'er tomorrow morning, thinking about seeing Xi'er in a sexy bikini tomorrow, my mood is like a fire in winter, burning brightly and illuminating me!

In my heart, I think that I will surprise Xi'er tomorrow. When I get to the seaside, I will suddenly jump in front of her and pretend to meet her by chance. What's her expression? Will I bring her a surprise? Ha ha ha!

In fact, I like water very much. I like streams, rivers and sea water. I think it's natural for people to be close to water, because water is the real source of life. Especially the sea, the sea can bring me countless reverie, the vast waves of the sea, the gentle tolerance of the sea, the rise and fall of the sea tide, all of which let me see life and people themselves.

I also want to see the sea. I've been busy with the marketing of beauty mall recently. Now I really want to relax. I have been away from the city for more than half a year. The city is a seaside town I am very familiar with, and I really want to go back and have a look.

Of course, the city is also my sad City, I'm afraid to touch the scene, I'm afraid to uncover the scar in my heart!

That's why I didn't want to go at first.

On the way to the rental office, I got a call from Lin Xi'er.

I said, "what's the matter? Mr. Lin said

"Where are you?" She asked on the other end of the cell phone.

The tone she spoke to me always seemed to have a sense of questioning.

I ran on her and said, "where am I? I don't want to bother you, do I?"

"Gu Yang, you'd better be polite to your boss." She said aloud on the other end of the cell phone.

I touched my nose and said, "Lin Xi'er, you'd better be gentle when you talk to your subordinates."

"How dare you call me by my name?" She said angrily.

"I said with a smile:" your name is not what others call it

Lin Xi'er was stunned at the end of her mobile phone for two seconds and said loudly, "my name is not everyone's name!"

I said with a smile, "I know. You mean I'll call you Er Ya. "

"Hello! You want to die! " She cried at the end of her cell phone.

I said, "do you want to die? It's waiting for us all the time! "

"Stinking hillbilly! You've failed in your work, and I haven't bothered you yet! " She called at the head of her cell phone.

I said: "are you calling now to trouble me?"

She snorted, as I said: "do you still need to find trouble? You are a trouble! You can't make a creative case! Learn more from those creative people who think of beauty, and have a look at their creativity! Is your brain made of papaya? Not at all

I understand. The witch is taking revenge! But I'll take business!

I touched my nose and said with a bad smile, "I don't want to waste papaya. Keep those papaya for your own use. It's said that breast enhancement has magical effect!"

"Hello Lin Xi'er screamed at the end of her mobile phone, "you see, Miss Ben needs it!"

I said with a bad smile: "it seems that you don't need it. Your one is big enough. It's a little too abundant."

"Go to hell!" She screamed at the end of her cell phone, "hooligan! You wait for me! Tomorrow I'll see how you die in my hands! "

I said, "sorry! I'm not going to work tomorrow! " I thought, tomorrow I may wear beach pants and play beach volleyball with your sister on the beach!

"I want you to go to work as soon as you go to work. I want you to go to work as soon as you go to work. At eight o'clock tomorrow morning, you will die on time and come to May day square!" She cried on her cell phone.

I said, "why go to May day square? I said, Lin Xi'er, don't really think I'm your valet. I'll solemnly tell you that you have no right to interfere with my freedom after work

"It's business!" She cried on her cell phone.

Look! Again!

I took a breath and said, "I'm sorry! I'm really busy tomorrow. I can't go! "

Lin Xi'er screamed at the end of her mobile phone: "I don't care if you have any business. If I don't see anyone in May day square at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning, Miss Ben will never want to see you again!"

I was also very angry and said loudly to my mobile phone: "I said, I can't go tomorrow, even if you wait for dark, I can't go!"

Then I found that something was wrong. There was only a beep on the other end of the mobile phone. The enchantress hung up on me again!

Ah, ah! I'm almost mad with anger!

Always give me directions, always yell at me, always see my will, always hang up Laozi!

When I was your little Yorkshire! You are better to your pet dog than to me!I am holding a mobile phone, Leng in the roadside, do not know what to do?

My heart has long been flying to the seaside, my heart has long been flying to Xi'er's side, how can I have the heart to do other things? I don't want to go to Wuyi Square to see the enchantress, and then do some so-called business with her. In fact, it has nothing to do with business!

What should we do now?

I took out a piece of Zhongnanhai and put it in my mouth. I took out my mobile phone and hit it four or five times, but it didn't catch fire. It didn't catch fire, but when I caught fire, I raised my hand and dropped the lighter on the ground. I just heard "bang" and the lighter exploded!

Pedestrians on the roadside were scared by me. A few people looked back at me. They were probably scared by the explosion of lighters. I heard someone cursing "Psycho" in a low voice!

I spit out my cigarette and walk forward. The end of the road is where I rent.

At eight o'clock the next morning, I arrived at May day square on time.

When I got to the appointed place and saw Lin Xi, my lungs would explode! Her style is not like doing business-related things, she is just like going out for a little trip!

The enchantress wears a bohemian long skirt with a red retro style. Against the red background, the long skirt adds an extra sense of leisure on the basis of the retro style. The upper body is a light brown short sleeve silk round neck jacket. Fashion matching and coat with the color of the necklace pendant, in the chest more flexible breath, more able to balance the visual impact of the lower body!

The monster also changed cars today, it turned out to be a domineering red Hummer! The car stops under the landmark stone sculpture of Binhai city at the exit of the square, while the enchantress is wearing white frame Tan sunglasses and leaning on the body of the tall Hummer.

She was drinking a cup of McDonald's Nestle coffee. When I came to him, she raised her face, raised her delicate jaw arrogantly, looked at her from a distance, held her chest in her hands, and gently shook the disposable paper coffee cup in her hands like fun.

I hate to think, you are quite able to enjoy life, I rushed to the city center to see you, you are leisurely tasting your coffee breakfast, I haven't had breakfast yet!

"Yes! Just on time Seeing me approaching, she raised her hand, took off her sunglasses, looked at me and said, "I was just thinking that if you don't show up in three minutes, Miss Ben will leave! I don't want to see you again! "

I went up to her and stood still, glared at her and said, "please! Miss! Don't play monkey with me! I'm not in the mood to play with you now! "

She is not angry, still raised her arrogant beautiful jaw, looked at me, said with a smile: "so, you admit you are a monkey?"

"I don't have time to talk to you!" I interrupted, "where are you going? If you really have nothing to do with your work, don't drag on me any more. I have something to do today! "

Last night, Hao Jian told me the departure time to go to the city. He said that he would meet at 8:30 a.m. on the ground floor of the Mediterranean building, and then take the bus rented by the company to go to the city. In other words, it's only half an hour from the departure time.

In fact, I knew for a long time that what Lin Xi'er asked me to do today must have nothing to do with work, but I couldn't tell her clearly on the phone, and she wouldn't listen to my explanation on the phone. My plan is to arrive here on time at eight o'clock to meet her, and then make it clear to her face to face. If she is pulling me to do something unrelated to my work today, I will not accompany her.

If it's really about work, it's another matter. It's a clich é that men attach importance to career.

Half an hour is still enough for me to get to the Mediterranean commercial building and meet Hao Jian downstairs. Of course, the premise is that I have to convince Lin Xi'er first! I decided to make a speech with her. She is unreasonable again, but she is still a woman, not a banshee, right? I don't believe I can't convince her!

"Get in the car!" She raised her chin at me and said, "be at ease when you come. Since you have come, you must be ready."

She pulled open the door of the red Hummer, got on and sat in the co driver's seat. I had to quickly walk around the front of the car, pull open the door of the co driver's seat and sit in the co driver's seat.

"Mr. Lin," I turned to her and said, "can you tell me directly where we are going today?"

That's right! I looked at her with soft eyes, soft tone, also used the honorific, my soft attack strategy. At first sight, the enchantress is the kind of girl who likes soft but not hard. I didn't even close the car door. I was determined to win. I had to persuade her today. After persuading her, I was ready to leave at any time and rush to the Mediterranean commercial building. I knew that time was passing by.

Lin Xi'er put the coffee cup in her hand on the front platform of the car, looked at me and said, "OK. I didn't want to tell you, and there's no need to tell you, the leader knows where to go, the subordinates should learn to be silent, and the subordinates should follow what the leader does. But... "

After looking at my ponytail, Miss Benton continued to look at your hand. I want you to accompany me to a place today. I haven't been there for a long time. As for why I took you with me, the reason is very simple. You can help me carry my bags and run errands. When I am tired of driving, you need to drive as an agent, and... ""Is it about work?" I looked up angrily. Originally, I told myself not to be angry and that a person who knows current affairs is a hero. But when she said that, I could not help being angry.

Carry a bag? Running errands? Is this related to my work? I'm not applying for the personal assistant of the general manager of beauty clothing, I'm applying for the copywriter specialist, writing copywriting and planning, this is my job! For a while acting boyfriend, for a while acting driver! Do you want me to act for your husband in the future?

Do you want to be the father of the child in the future!

"It's not about it," Lin Xi'er said, looking at me with a smile, "because this is your job! Gu Yang, haven't you studied the company's rules and regulations? Company rules and regulations "you!" I glared at her, angry speechless, just pointed at her!

Lin Xi'er was not afraid at all. She gave me a smile and said, "that's right! The beauty in front of you is really me

I stretched out my hand and pointed to her, gnashing my teeth and said, "you are really a witch!"