The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Hao Jian yelled at me from the end of his mobile phone: "Gu Yang! Where is it? "

I said, "in the hair salon!"

"Good boy! Life is very nourishing! " Hao Jian said with a cheap smile at the end of his mobile phone.

I said, "where are you? It seems very noisy over there? "

Hao Jian shouts at the end of his mobile phone: "I'm with your boss! We're going for a ride on the flyover in a Hummer

"Our boss? Lin Xi'er I grabbed my cell phone and said in surprise.

"Your boss is not Lin Xi'er, is it me? Shall I ask her to tell you something? " Hao Jian is on the mobile phone.

Damn it! This bitch won't get Lin Xi'er, will she? Still calling her name in front of the witch?

I lost my voice and said, "are you kidding me?"

"Damn it Hao Jian scolded at the end of his mobile phone, "are you kidding me first?"

I was stunned at first, and immediately understood! This bitch, I said I was in the hair salon, he said he was going for a ride with Lin Xi'er! This tit for tat guy!

I changed my mobile phone to the other hand and said with a smile, "it's a false alarm! Do you have to deal with such a big suspense? "

"Although I didn't go for a ride with Lin Xi'er, I went for a ride with her red Hummer! Are you coming? Why don't we two go for a ride in a Hummer, maybe we can still have a girl on the street for fun! Come on? " Hao Jian said with a cheap smile at the end of his mobile phone.

I thought that the enchantress was quite trustworthy. She said that she really lent her car to Hao Jianguo. It's very generous!

I laughed and said, "bitch! Did you catch Lin Xi'er with a beautiful man's trick? Why else is she so generous to you? "

"Just borrow her car! It's not for her loan! What else do you need to do? " Hao Jian said with a cheap smile.

"That's right," I said with a smile to my mobile phone. "For you, it's theoretically feasible, but it's very difficult to operate in practice, unless you fly to Korea to make your facial features whole!"

"Damn it! Are you discriminating against others? "Ah?" Hao Jian screamed at the end of the mobile phone.

I said, "sorry! brother! I have never told a lie in my life. It's much more difficult to lie than to tell the truth! Ha ha ha

"Don't tell me all this nonsense!" Hao Jian said at the end of his mobile phone, "yes! I have a doubt in my heart. I didn't understand it in the city. Now I come back to Binhai city with this doubt, but I still can't understand it! Tell me honestly, what tricks did you play that day? How did you make Lin Xi'er willingly reveal her considerable chest size to you? "

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "do you want to know?"

"Nonsense! Why don't I ask? " Hao Jian cried at the end of his cell phone.

I said, "do you really need me to help you?"

"Bullshit! Speak quickly Hao Jian said impatiently at the end of the mobile phone.

I said, "all right! However, I can say that this is a highly difficult action. Men like you should not imitate it! Of course, you can't imitate! Why? Because I was born with this ability, the day after tomorrow can not develop! I mean... "

"Yes! Now I know what monk Tang said about the dead monster! What are you doing with all that bullshit? If we don't talk about it, we'll break up with each other! " Hao Jian cried at the end of his cell phone.

I ha ha a smile way: "in fact, I use is beautiful male plan!"

Hao Jian was stunned at the end of his mobile phone, and then said angrily, "shit! Don't think you can do whatever you want if you have a little beauty! You coax a three-year-old? Is Lin always the kind of girl who hasn't seen a handsome guy? Especially a man like you who is so handsome and has no style at all

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "am I more handsome than those men who sell pirated CDs in the underground passage?"

"Go away!" Hao Jian yelled at the end of his cell phone, "speak quickly! If you don't, I'll drive a Hummer to run over you! "

I said with a smile: "in fact, I will tell your general manager the truth about my drunken bet with you as soon as I get rid of the trick of playing Chen Shufen with you! After listening to this, Mr. Lin thinks you are too bad, so he agrees to help me out! "

"That's it?" Hao Jiandao.

"What else do you want?" I said.

"I thought you had an affair with Lin Xi'er," Hao said

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "if you have two legs, what's the matter with one?"

"You don't want to eat swan all day long!" Hao Jian cried at the end of his cell phone, "and be careful! How dare you tell Lin Xi'er about my drunken bet with you? Do you want me to die? I'm still planning to make a big show in Simei! You're smashing my sign! If Mr. Lin doesn't have a good impression on me now, I'm still thinking about beauty and doing nothing! "

"Your sign is already very loud! It can't be broken by one or two accidents! " I said with a smile.

Hao Jian said at the end of his mobile phone, "so you know me well?"

I said with a smile, "of course! How many years of brother, right? I know your sign like the back of my hand"Yes! These years of brothers are not in vain! Tell me about it Hao Jian is on the other side of the mobile phone.

"If you sum it up in one word, it's cheap!" I touched my nose and said with a smile, "of course, if I use two words, it's cheap! If you use three words, it is very cheap! If you use four words, it's biting

"Good boy! So, brother has been a bitch in your mind for so many years? " Hao Jian said angrily at the end of the mobile phone.

"But you're so cheap and stylish!" I said with a smile.

"Go away! I hate you Hao JianNu said.

"You can't move!" I'm so happy.

"You're not going away, are you? Then I'll go away! " Hao Jian cried at the end of his cell phone.

"Well I'm hurt by your cheap spirit again I laughed again.

After I hung up Hao Jian's phone, I still couldn't help laughing. I leaned back on the back of the car seat and closed my eyes slightly. What happened on the city beach that day gradually appeared in front of me.

In fact, it's just a flash of inspiration for me. Isn't Hao Jian always talking about the drunken bet? To the seaside, everywhere "rough" even more prompted him to force me to cash the bet! I don't know what I'm saying but I don't believe it, what I'm willing to gamble but not admit defeat and so on! In a word, he has used all the forms of mobilization that can be used!

At first, I continued to carry forward my consistent policy of denial, but when I saw Xi'er wearing a sexy white split swimsuit lying on the couch sunbathing, I immediately had a wonderful idea in my heart!

Don't men want face? If Xi'er is willing to help me, I can not only fulfill my gambling agreement, but also make plans to fight Hao jianyijun! It's strange that Hao Jian doesn't stare out at that time! Can he not admire me?

So I found a suitable opportunity and ran to Hao Jian.

I grabbed him and said, "man, don't you always force me to fulfill that bet?"

When I said this, Hao Jian was so excited that he jumped out of his reclining chair and didn't bother to sunbathe.

He looked at me and said, "that's not true! I'm willing to lose, right? No, you're a little manly? "

With a smile, I turned around, reached out to Xi'er, who was lying on the couch and sunbathing, and said to Hao Jian, "do you see Mr. Lin?"

Hao Jian nodded, then stared at me and said, "isn't it? I asked you to ask any girl, but I didn't ask you to ask Lin Xi'er for her bust size! "

I looked at him with a smile and said, "are you afraid?"

"I'm afraid?" Hao Jian said with a smile, "I'm so afraid! I'm afraid you won't know how to die soon! You're just looking for something to smoke! "

"That is to say, don't you believe that I dare to ask Lin Xi'er's bust size?" I looked at her and tried to hold my face.

"To tell you the truth, I don't believe it unless your brain is broken!" Hao Jian glanced at me.

I looked at him and said, "do you think she'll slap me?" Step by step, he was led into the trap.

"This is the lightest! Brother, don't blame me for not reminding you. Although President Lin seems to have a lot of affinity, she is definitely a typical girl with soft outside and hard inside

"I'll tell you, Hao Jian, I'm going to ask her today! Do you dare to bet with me? " I stare at him.

He twisted his eyebrows, looked at me and said, "what's the bet?"

I said quietly: "if I go to find out Lin Xi'er's chest size, you'll learn to swim 50 meters on the beach like a crab! And do it now! "

Hao Jian, with his hands akimbo, looked at me insidiously and said, "what if you didn't ask?

"If I can't ask, I'll learn to swim 50 meters like a crab! And do it now! " I stare at him.

Without thinking about it, Hao Jian said, "good! I will help you! Since you want to die, I'll let you die happily! "

Another bet is just to make Hao Jian make a fool of himself in public! Ya's not anxious to see my joke? I want you to be the biggest joke on the front page of the seaside today!

Hao Jian and I went to Xi'er. Hao Jian stopped four or five steps away from Xi'er's reclining chair. He squatted down on the spot and motioned me to continue to push forward. His hands were scraping in the sand, pretending to pile something in the sand!

His position can fully hear the conversation between Xi'er and me.

I went to Xi'er and squeezed my eyes at her.

Xi'er understood. Her cheeks were slightly red, and her expression was somewhat unnatural. She turned over from the chair and sat up, bowed her head, raised her hand and gathered her hair.

I turned my face and glanced at Hao Jian. On the surface, he seemed to be piling things with sand. In fact, he was peeping at Xi'er and me all the time. When I turned to glance at him, he gave a sinister smile, clenched his fist and made a refueling gesture to me!

I began to put on airs. I raised my hand to scratch the back of my head and said to Xi'er, "Mr. Lin, how about sunbathing?"

"Yes, Mr. Gu," Xi'er said with a smile, "are you drying it?"

I shook my head to show that I was not in the mood for sunbathing. Then I pretended to be in a tangled state. I hesitated: "Mr. Lin I have a question I wonder if I can ask you? ""Say it, Mr. Gu." Xi'er nodded gently.

I raised my hand and touched my nose for a moment, because: "it's a little It's a little hard to say Mr. Lin, if I'm impolite, don't be angry, OK? "

What's the trick? In the stunt of picking up girls, this move is to win women's sympathy! Women will never lack compassion!

Xi'er thought about it and said with a smile, "OK! You say it

"Promise me not to be angry before I say it!" I said, pretending to be trembling.

"Good! I promise you, I'm not angry. " Xi'er said with a smile.

I said, "actually, it's like this. My brother is pursuing a girl. The girl will soon have her birthday. My brother is going to give her a set of underwear as a birthday gift. He wants to impress her in this way. Mr. Lin, do you think this is appropriate? "

Xi Er Leng for a moment, some embarrassed smile said: "is it your brother's business?"

I hastily nodded and said, "yes! My brother is so introverted! I'm afraid to ask the girl about it, so I asked for help. "

"That's very kind of you." Xi'er looked at me and said.

I said with a smile, "it's nothing. Friends are my business. Mr. Lin, do you think it's appropriate? "

"Your friend's idea is very special. If you analyze it from the perspective of a woman, I think his girlfriend will be moved." Xi'er said with confidence.

"I said with a smile:" you use underwear as a birthday gift

Xi'er nodded and said, "why not?"

So as I said: "it's just But so far, my brother doesn't know the size of the girl, alas

"Oh! It's a bit difficult to do. " Xi'er whispered and raised her hand to gather her hair.

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "but her figure is similar to yours. That's why I decided to ask for your advice. I've met that girl several times."

Xi'er gave a "Whoa".

"What size do you think my brother should buy, the one most likely to be close to the girl?" I touched my nose and laughed.

Xi'er whispered, "er I'm not sure... "

I said with a smile: "in fact, it doesn't matter if the size is slightly different, as long as the difference is not too much. What size do you think a girl of her size will wear? "

"If her figure is really similar to mine May I suggest you try it? "

I said, "OK! Then I'll listen to you! I'll go back! " My heart has been happy to bloom, but the surface pretends to be quiet!

Xi'er whispered, "it's just my suggestion. Mr. Gu, I haven't met your brother's lover. I just take my size as... " Then her cheeks turned red again.

"I know, I know. thank you. Mr. Lin said I said with a smile.

"You're welcome..." Xi'er hooked up her red cheek, raised her hand and gently gathered her hair.

I repeatedly said thanks, then turned away and walked to Hao Jian.

Hao JianZheng stares at me in a daze!