The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I pressed the phone directly and continued to pee. Before I put my cell phone back in my pants pocket, my cell phone screamed again.

I grabbed the phone, pressed the answer button and yelled at the other end of the phone, "Hello! Who is it? "

The other end of the mobile phone hesitated for a few seconds before carefully asking, "Gu Yang It's me... "

I heard that I was a girl, and the girl voice was very nice and familiar.

I shook my wrist, then lifted up my trousers and asked hesitantly, "are you..." Who is it

The female voice on the other end of the mobile phone chuckled and said, "Mr. Gu, I think that Lin Xier in the beauty advertisement."

As soon as I heard it, my wrist shook again. The zipper just caught my Ding Ding!

"Damn it I scolded in pain. It's killing me!

"What?" Cell phone that night Son carefully asked, voice with some surprise.

I realized that she had misunderstood, and quickly laughed, "nothing Xier Whose cell phone do you use? "

"I think I heard someone swearing? Hum Lin Xi'er said with a smile at the end of the mobile phone.

I said with a smile: "I scold others!"

"To whom? So angry. " Xi'er said with a smile at the end of the mobile phone.

"Scold my second son!" I said with a bad smile.

Xi'er hesitated for a moment on the other end of the mobile phone and asked softly, "your second son? Do you have a brother? "

I couldn't help laughing and said, "yes! I have a brother

"How old is he? What's your name? " Xi'er asks with great interest in her mobile phone.

I said, "Tintin. I'm the same age

"Ah! So you're not twins? Is it true or not? " Xi'er was very surprised at the end of the mobile phone, "where is your brother now?"

I covered my mouth with a smile and said: "it! It's right here! Ha ha ha... "

"Hello! What are you laughing at? " Xi'er asked suspiciously at the end of the mobile phone.

I laughed and said, "er Nothing I think it's fun... "

"I hate it! Are you lying to me? " Xi'er said on the other end of the mobile phone, "dare to cheat me and ignore you!"

I stopped laughing and said, "OK, I'm kidding! That... "

"What's that?" Xi'er said on her mobile phone.

I said, "I have two questions for you now, conch girl!"

Conch girl is the nickname I gave her. I have been calling her since I came back from the city. The nickname "conch girl" comes from the famous legend about conch. Every time I call Xi'er, my first sentence is "conch girl, come out quickly, get rid of the dark and let the light go!"

"Ask! Little cap Xi'er said with a smile on her mobile phone.

Xiaodoumao is the hero in the legend of conch, a poor peasant boy whose parents both died. The conch girl was moved by the little cap's care, so she took off her shell and became a beautiful woman who married little cap.

"The first question is whose mobile phone do you use to call me now?" I said with a smile.

"Mine! I have two numbers! That's mainly work calls, this is mainly friends and family calls. " Xi'er said on the other end of the mobile phone.

I raised my hand to touch my nose and said with a smile, "so I've been promoted. Now I'm in the ranks of your relatives and friends?"

Xi'er said with a smile: "yes! Cap upgrade

I said: "then I was promoted to a relative or a friend?"

"Well Between the two? " Xi'er said with a smile at the end of the mobile phone.

I grabbed my cell phone and continued to say, "for you and me, if we are relatives, then I am a husband. If we are between relatives and friends, then we are boyfriends?"

"What a clever little cap!" Xi'er laughed at me on the other side of the mobile phone.

I said, "of course. Now I'm going to ask the second question, the routine question and the most important one! "

"Come on, cute little cap." Xi'er continued to laugh at me on the other side of the mobile phone.

"Miss me?" I said with a smile.

"What do you want?" Xi'er said on the other end of the mobile phone.

I raised my hand to touch my nose and said, "I'm dizzy! I'm your boyfriend. Who don't you want me to miss? "

"What do you want?" Xi'er said with a smile at the end of the mobile phone.

"All right! If you don't want me, I'll find someone who wants me to go! " I pretended to be unhappy and said, "I hung up!"

"Don't," Xi'er said hastily at the end of her mobile phone, "fool! I miss you! What are you doing now? " With that, Xi'er giggled at the end of her mobile phone.

I laughed and said to my mobile phone, "good! Conch girl, you dare to make fun of me! Don't force me to write a divorce, and get you back into the sea! "

"No! Are you willing? I just made a grammatical mistake! There is no end to sin! " Xi'er said on her mobile phone and chuckled.

I said with a smile: "to tell you the truth, I really don't want you to go! Well, I'll take you in for a while and see what happens later. "Xi'er said on her mobile phone, "OK. I'm going to behave myself. "

I picked up the shelf, "en" a voice: "to be honest, today think of me a few times?"

"Sweat! How can I ask this question every day? " Xi'er said with a smile in her mobile phone.

I said, "well, let me ask you a question. Do you want to eat and drink water every day? Do you have to breathe air every day? "

"Yes, I can't be short of air all the time! How else can we survive? " Said Xi'er.

I said, "that's good! I need you all the time. I need your missing. Otherwise, how can I live? "

"I don't need to miss you. Besides, I'm busy with my work." Xi'er said on her mobile phone.

Listening to her saying this, I was a little disappointed, I said: "er So... "

Xi'er recognized my loss and immediately said with a smile, "Xiao Dou Mao, do you remember a lyric?"

"What lyrics?" I said.

Xi'er said on her mobile phone: "the lyrics are" never need to remember, never forget. "

I said, "and then?"

"I don't need to think of you! Cap! You are always in my heart, from the moment I fell in love with you, you never left! I am not afraid to forget you, because you 24 hours a day, in addition to sleep, has been running in my heart! When I work, you sit opposite me; when I drive, you sit next to me; when I walk, you are around me; when I sleep, you are beside my pillow! Little cap! When sober, you are in my heart, when I sleep, you are in my dream! Little cap Xi'er said emotionally in her mobile phone.

In my heart, I felt my nose and said with a smile, "so, I sleep with you every night?"

"I hate it! Still ask Xi'er said with a coy smile, "what about you? Do you miss me, cap

"Yes, very much," I said, "my heart is like a 24-hour McDonald's, which is open all the time and serves you only one customer!"

"That's a good metaphor." Xi'er said with a smile on her mobile phone.

I then said: "and every time I think of you, there will always be beautiful words in my heart, but I can't find a sentence to describe my missing for you! How beautiful you are, I can't say, how good you are, I can't say, how worthy of my missing you, I can't say. My heart flies for you day and night, I look forward to meeting you again! If I take half of all the good memories in my life for a meeting with you, I will be willing to; if I take one third of my life for a life together with you, I will have no regrets! "

There was no sound on the other end of the mobile phone. After a long time, Xi'er's voice came: "little dou Mao, you have said me so well. I'm not as good as you said... "

"Your good will only be more than I can think of, not less than I can think of." I said seriously to my cell phone.

When people in love talk on the phone together, they can never finish their love words. It's more continuous than the rainy season in the south, but it's too cheap for the mobile company.

Xi'er and I are immersed in the happiness of love, forgetting our time and ourselves.

"Do you have time tomorrow, cap?" Xi'er asked me on the other end of the mobile phone.

"Yes," I said with a smile, "I'm so poor that I only have a lot of time left!"

"Great!" Xi'er said with a smile, "well, can you accompany me to a place tomorrow?"

"Yes, yes," I replied quickly.

Xi'er said with a smile on the other end of the mobile phone, "Xiao Dou Mao, you don't ask me where I want you to accompany me, so you agree so happily?" Her laughter is really beautiful, reminiscent of the yellow warbler singing in the branches.

I said with a smile, "anyway, I'm not worth money. Even if you want to abduct and sell people, I won't be lucky to be your target!"

Xi'er said with a smile: "who said you are worthless? You are a piece of gold, but it is not the day when you shine. However, as long as there is a chance, you will be brilliant

"I love to hear that," I said with a smile. "I'm so beautiful that I can win such praise from a beautiful woman."

Xi'er chuckled and said, "you! The heart is very mature and thoughtful, but on the surface, it looks like a child who has not grown up! Well, let's not see each other tomorrow! I have something to do now. Let's do it first. I'll send you tomorrow's meeting address later! "

"Yes! I look forward to hearing from you I said with a smile.

After I hung up the phone, I felt that my second son seemed to be hurt a lot. I reached out and rubbed it. After the pain was relieved, I went out of the bathroom.

However, although my second child was caught, I still feel very happy. To be exact, it should be excitement! It's as if the rain has swept away in recent days, and a rainbow of seven colors suddenly appears in the sky.

On the way home by bus, I still have Xi'er's bright eyes and her charming smile in my mind.Where does Xi'er want me to accompany her? I thought for a long time and didn't come up with any signs. It seems that I can only wait for her to send a message. She said that she would tell me in the message where I would meet tomorrow and related matters.