The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I glanced at the fruit stand, went to the kiwi fruit stand, turned to look at Xing min, said with a smile: "min! Brother, please eat kiwi fruit? "

Xing min nodded and said, "good! Brother

I weighed a few kiwifruit, took out a bag and handed it to Xing min. my eyes were on the glass door of ramen hall, and I quickly peeled the kiwifruit clothes in my hand

"Brother! I'm not worried! How about Let's call the police! " Xing min reminded me in a low voice.

I didn't look at her. I just waved to her. My eyes were still on the glass door of ramen hall. I took the peeled kiwi fruit to my mouth and bit it. The juice overflowed all over my lips!

"Yes! pretty good! This kiwi is delicious! Sweet I turned to see Xing min one eye, Yang Yang hand in the kiwi.

Xing min is carrying a plastic bag and eating without preparation. She just looks at me anxiously and wants to stop talking.

I ate the kiwi fruit in my hand in two or three mouthfuls, took out a piece of Zhongnanhai, and sucked it up. I was still thinking about a question: how could it be the Birdman?

What a surprise!

Smoke did not smoke half, the door of ramen hall was pushed away from inside, did not expect this guy to eat faster than mice! I couldn't escape. I threw away my cigarette, reached out and pulled Xing min into my arms and hugged her!

Xing min's body congealed, and then lay down in my arms, no sound, no movement.

I paid attention to the cap with the rest of my eyes. He stood at the door of ramen hall, looked left and right, raised his hand to pull the brim of the cap, turned and walked towards us!

I quickly turned to my face and buried it in Xing min's neck.

Xing min stretched out her arms around my waist and put her soft body close to my body.

Cap approached, standing behind us, pausing and looking at Xing min and me with a bad smile.

I put my mouth close to Xing min's ear and said in a low voice, "what's the situation?"

"He's looking at us..." Xing Min said in a low voice, "lighting a cigarette..."

Said Xing min suddenly on tiptoe to kiss me, also kiss very well!

I'm stunned, and it's hard to dodge, let alone push her away!

I can only maintain the same as before, Xing min twisted his neck around, warmly kissing my lips!

After a while, cap whistled at us, then walked over and staggered along the street.

It was not until the cap went away that Xing min moved her cherry lips from my mouth, put her heels down, and hung her face.

My body is still a little stiff. I feel my nose and think what's the situation? Was it forced? I didn't expect that Xing min learned to take advantage of others' danger!

But I had no choice but to cover it up with jokes: "not bad! Cover work can be done! Min

Xing min's face was hooked, and her cheeks were still red. She seemed to smile and not speak. She looked down at the tips of the pink canvas shoes on her feet.

I lit a cigarette and took a puff. When I looked forward again, I found that the cap had gone a long way!

"Min'er! You stay here! We'll call later! " I look at her a way, and then turn around to run the direction of the cap to chase out!

"Brother! I'm going with you Xing min is carrying a plastic bag and quickly follows up.

I stopped and looked back to frighten her: "I'm going to catch perverts! Are you not afraid? "

Xing min shook his head and said, "I'm not afraid!"

I puffed out a puff of smoke and said, "OK! Then follow closely

At the intersection of traffic lights in front, duck tongue cap turn, walk along the street to the left, this street has left the main road, there are not so many cars and so many people on the main road.

I always followed behind the cap and kept a distance of about 100 meters with him. Xing min quickened his pace to follow me.

Some distance ahead, the cap turned into a more secluded lane.

Does this cap live here? I know it's a chance!

At the end of the lane, we were less than 50 meters away from the cap!

I stopped, looked back at Xing min, took out my mobile phone, handed it to her, pointed to the number I had just written down in the photo studio, and said to her, "in three minutes, you dial this number, don't talk, just dial it. If he doesn't hang up, don't hang up! Do you understand? "

Xing min looked up at me, blinked and said, "I understand, brother!"

I gave her my cell phone and said, "just stay here! Don't walk around

Then I turned and ran to the fork on the left. At the speed of 100 meters, I ran to the end of the road, turned a corner, and ran to the end of the previous lane. Then I stopped. I leaned against the pole on the side of the lane and gasped for breath, waiting for the cap to come.

When my breathing calmed down, there was a sound of slow footsteps in the roadway. I guess it was the dead pervert! Looking at his sloppy walking posture, we can see that the shuffling footstep is his!

"Hello! Who the hell are you? Hello... " There's the sound of a cap."Hello! I'll fuck you! Get out of here! I have no time to play with you... " The sound of the cap.

"There's something wrong with your brain!" Cap of duck tongue low voice scolds a way.

When the footsteps came near, I suddenly flashed out from behind the electric pole in the corner.

He suddenly looked up at me, four eyes opposite, his small eyes are all stunned, at a loss!

I spread my arms, staring at him, said with an evil smile: "didn't expect it to be me?"

He swallowed his saliva and stammered: "just now You were kissing at the fruit stand just now... "

I said with a smile, "is the acting OK?"

He said: "the person who called me is also you..."

I shrugged and said, "to be exact, it's not me! It's my partner! "

"Are you following me?" He raised his hand to the cap on his head.

I raised my hand to touch my nose and said with a smile, "it should be a coincidence, properly speaking."

"What do you want to do?" He stared at me and said, quietly retreating

I sneered, "Why are you so nervous? Want to run? You can't run away. My two brothers are waiting for you at the other end of the tunnel! If you don't believe it, run back and have a look! "

When I turned around and looked back, I suddenly rushed to him, grabbed him, made a trip under my feet, and tripped him to the ground! My knees against his stomach, hands on his collar!

This guy is just like his name. He acts stealthily and runs fast. The nickname "mouse" belongs to him! I'm afraid I can't catch up with him with my strength and brain! Last time he robbed my bag, I didn't catch up with him. I'm afraid I couldn't catch up with him if he didn't run into the Optimus building by himself!

"Ah Ah... " He struggled and cried, "let me go! fuck you! Let go of your mother... "

I forced to control him, sneered: "you are not very fast! It's easy to catch up with me last time! Are you running now? Run, you

"What are you going to do?" He yelled at me.

"What for?" I stare at him and sneer, "what am I going to do? You know best!"

Not to be outdone, he yelled at me with his neck: "how do I know what you want? What do you do? Boring, you go to die

I raised my hand and patted him on the head. I stared at him and said, "smelly boy! Last time in Optimus mansion, you robbed my bag, I let you go! You still don't know how to repent! Come on! What did you do in the beauty dress bathroom? "

After I slapped him, he was not so arrogant. He struggled and said to me, "what are you talking about I haven't heard of any beautiful clothes... "

I raised my hand and slapped him on the head. Then I slapped him two times in a row, which made him cry!

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah It's killing people! You call it intentional injury! I'll call the police and catch you... "

"What's the point! I know you won't be honest if you don't hit you with your fist! " I scolded him, spat on the ground and smashed my fist on his face!

"Brother!"

Xing min's voice!

I suddenly turned back and saw that Xing min was not far behind me!

I raised my head, frowned and said to her, "what are you doing here? Don't you stay where you are? "

Xing min hesitated and said, "I'm worried about you!"

I shook my head and said, "I'm ok!"

The mouse also turned to look at Xing min and said to her fiercely, "Stinky bitch! You called me, didn't you? Don't offend me, or I'll kill you! "

Talk back! I'm on fire!

I looked around and saw a black garbage bag in the corner. I reached for the bag and said to Xing min, "min'er! Pick up that garbage bag with me

Xing min is stunned and wants to pick it up.

"Go I said in a loud voice.

Her body trembled for a moment, then she went over, picked up the garbage bag, opened it, frowned immediately, raised her hand to fan the smell, turned to me and said: "brother! It's moldy food in here

I said, "pour out the food! Give me the garbage bag! "

The mouse seemed to be aware of something, struggling hard and shouting, "fuck! What are you going to do? It's against the law... "

Is it still illegal? You should enter the number of times more, the legal consciousness is quite strong!

I sneer, stare at him and say: "I don't do anything! Just play a little game with you

Perhaps to see me angry, Xing min dare not neglect, empty the food in the plastic bag, with two fingers holding the garbage bag came over.

I stretched out my hand to pull the garbage bag. Although I emptied the moldy food, there was still a strong putrid smell! I shrugged my nose, looked at the mouse and sneered, "I don't think you look good in your cap! Let's do it! I'll change your hat! "

Hope you have enough vital capacity? How long can you hold it in the bag?Then I flew off the cap on his head and unfolded the black plastic bag

The mouse struggled fiercely, just like a big mouse caught in a rat trap! He looked straight at the unfolded black plastic bag in my hand and stammered, "are you wrong? I warn you! Don't be such a fool If you mess around again, I'll show you next time... "