The day I shared a flat with my female boss

I stopped, looked back at her, blinked and said, "what's the matter? I know it's still working hours, but you know, once those videos are uploaded to the Internet, it will bring endless troubles! "

"Come back to me!" Xi'er looked at me and said, and pointed at me.

I said, "don't you want those video seeds back?"

Xi'er looked at me and covered her mouth with a smile. She said, "fool! Do you really think I was photographed by that dead mouse? "

I said, "you didn't get photographed?"

"Of course not!" Xi'er looked at me and chuckled.

I said, "you lied to me?"

Xi'er couldn't help laughing and said: "it's not a cheat!"

I looked at her and said, "Hello! What the hell are you up to? "

Xi'er said with a smile, "what's the matter? I just want to tease you! "

I'm totally speechless to her!

She pouted and said, "people just want to see if they are in a hurry? You don't care about people! "

"Can I not be in a hurry?" I said angrily

She said with a smile, "I only know now, too!"

I said, "are you satisfied?"

She laughed: "Well! Good performance! I'm very glad to hear that With a flick of her feet and a brace of her hands, she sat down on her desk.

"I just want to test your sincerity to others!" She sat on the edge of her desk, her legs rippling below, seemingly very leisurely.

I stepped forward, staring at her and said in a deep voice, "is there anything like you?"

Suddenly, I realized another question and stared at her and said, "why did sister Qin and min'er both be secretly photographed, but you didn't? Do you never go to the bathroom in the company? Witch! Don't tell me your bladder is as wide as the sea! "

"I hate it She frowned at me and said, "who said that people don't go to the bathroom in the company? Don't you know this office has its own bathroom?"

I looked around, blinked suspiciously and said, "where? How come I never saw it? "

She squeezed her eyes at me and said, "do you want to know?"

！ Don't tell me, your boss chair also has the function of toilet!

I looked around and couldn't find the bathroom door!

"You take me down! I'll tell you where it is She looked at me with a smile and said, stretching out her arms to me, like a child coquettishly asking her parents to hold her!

I shook my head and said, "I really don't understand how a naive person like you can be the general manager of such a big company? It's incredible

Xi'er was not angry, but said with a smile: "what you don't understand is gone! Come on! I really don't understand how a slow witted person like you can become my man? " She said, shaking her head with feigned helplessness.

Her arms are still stretched forward, waiting for me to take her down

I touched my nose, ran to her and took her down!

"Don't let go! Take me with you She said coquettishly in my arms, arms tightly around my neck.

I said, "is there any mistake? You think you're Thumbelina! "

She reminded me with a straight face: "do you want to go back and recite the rules of love? It's said that the princess is going to take exercise! "

"Good!" I answered, and then sighed, "Alas! This is my destiny! Bad luck! Bad luck

"Honey, take me! I'll show you the way Xi'er said with a smile in my arms.

Xi'er guides me to the opposite wall, points to the blue wall beside the filing cabinet and says, "here it is! Husband

I said angrily, "you're playing with me again, aren't you? This is a wall

"See that switch on the side? Husband She said.

I said, "isn't this the light switch?"

"Honey! You lack common sense of life! Which room did you see the light switch installed here? " She said to me.

I said, "then press the switch."

"Press! Husband She said.

I said in a loud voice, "I'll let you press it! Can I free my hand now? "

She covered her mouth with a chuckle and said, "people think you have a third hand."

"You have a third hand!" I said angrily.

Xi'er reaches out her hand and presses the switch next to the filing cabinet, and then a miracle happens!

The flat wall suddenly moved by itself. To be exact, the wall, which has nothing special on the surface, began to crack from the middle and slowly split

Shit! There is a room in it!

After the wall cracked, I took Xi'er in my arms and went in. There was a small rest room and a small bed inside! The rest room is also connected with two small rooms, one is the dressing room, the other is the bathroom!

How can you feel like a secret room in a suspense movie! It turns out that there are still organs!"Honey! You have to be careful! There are still hidden weapons here! Don't touch the contents Xi'er covered her mouth and giggled.

I said: "I said, how come I've never seen you in the corridor of the public toilet! I said, where do you usually change your clothes? Here it is

Xi'er stretched out her index finger and put it on her lips. She hissed and said, "keep it down! husband! It's a big secret! Few people in the company know about it! How many of you don't know the secret

I said, "I'm so honored!"

She said, "take me to bed!"

I said, "what do you want?"

She said, "aren't you tired holding it?"

"Oh," I said, "do you think you are transparent?" Then I threw her to the little black iron bed in the lounge.

She lay on the bed, pouted at me and said, "husband! Do you understand gentleness? Hum Her hands are still around my neck. I can't straighten up

I said, "let go! Think I have lumbar disc herniation? "

She gave me a charming smile and said, "husband, why don't you lie down too?"

I was alert and said, "Hello! What do you want? This is the general manager's office! "

Seeing my nervous appearance, she covered her mouth and giggled.

She said with a smile: "husband! You look so cute in embarrassment! More lovely than a child

I said, "OK! Let's go out! "

She said, "no! Lie down with me for a while

I said: "boss Lin! Please be serious! This is an important place for the company! Don't play the piano

She lay on the bed, looked up at me and said in my voice, "don't play the piano." Then he gave me a charming smile and said, "can we play around the bed? Lie down! Husband

I shook my head and said, "I'll die!"

She immediately straightened her face, pouted at me and said, "Comrade Gu Yang! I remember very clearly that I just asked all the people involved in the trouble today to write a profound examination and give it to me! "

"And then?" I looked at her and said.

"Do you want to write, too?" She said, frowning at me.

I said, "can I not write?"

With a smile, she clapped her hand on the bed and cried, "good question! If you can go to bed in three seconds and lie on my left, your checkbook will be free! Time to go! 12……”

I rushed to bed and rolled over to her!

She covered her mouth and giggled, "it's not slow! Husband

I felt my nose and said with a smile, "you must push it up at the critical moment!"

She ran on me and said, "don't you even think about it?"

"Not at all!" I looked at her and laughed.

"Are you so afraid of writing a checkbook?" She looked at me and said with a smile.

I said, "I'd rather break a thousand paper cranes!"

She ran on me and said, "honey! I find you are more and more wise! "

I said: "less nonsense! Do you agree that I can get rid of the examination

"Yes!" She looked at me with great interest and said, "however, it depends on whether you will please the leader?" Then she looked at me a little bit confused.

I'm alert. I sit up and say, "I want to go to the bathroom!"

She put a soft arm on my shoulder and made a provocative move in the hot dance.

To tell you the truth, coupled with her blurred eyes, the scene is really hot!

Before I was completely stunned, Xi'er quickly turned over and sat on me. She continued to wave. She made an exaggerated action of throwing her hair. She threw her black hair behind her head, revealing her white and sexy neck. Her slim hands climbed up her neck and caressed every inch of delicate skin there

"Honey It's so hot. It's so hot What should we do? Can you help me take off the clothes outside? Well, honey Mm-hmm... "

I yelled "Mama" and rolled down from the bed

"I want to go to the bathroom!" I yelled at her. Then I got up and ran to the bathroom door.

Behind him, however, Xi'er's crisp and complacent laughter rang out: "coward! Cluck, cluck, cluck... "

At eight o'clock in the night, Xi'er and I sat on the terrace outside the living room as usual, chatting and laughing, watching the stars

Xi'er seems to be becoming more and more "Sao Qing"! He told me a dirty story!

"No!" She reached for me and said, "this is my SMS, OK?"

Oh! So it is! That strange woman who is full of yellow jokes but has no red face and heart!

In the dark blue night sky, the stars are all over the sky, and the moon walks quietly in the white floating clouds. The moonlight is as bright as gossamer.

Xi'er's head nestled against my shoulder. She looked up at the night sky and whispered to me, "Yang Yang! In order to show our gratitude, should we invite my sister to our house for dinner? "My body is very obvious to coagulate for a while, raise a hand to touch a nose, smile a way: "you decide!"

In the afternoon, Xi'er told me that if her sister had not gone to the deputy director of the police station in person, it would have been impossible for her to speak. If Deputy Director Ren does not speak, the people below will not pay attention to it. If the people below don't pay attention, Wang Bo won't be punished so soon. Mice can't be punished so quickly by law! The most important thing is that those video seeds have not had the chance to fall into the hands of people with ulterior motives!