The day I shared a flat with my female boss

Xiao Delong saw that Xi'er and I were very close. He clapped and said with a smile: "have a look! Which pair is this? "

Xi'er said with a sneer: "the goddess of the moon" Celine! "

I said, "Michael, half human, half wolf!"

Xiao Delong stopped the sparse applause, looked at us for two seconds, and then laughed: "look, look! It's a perfect match

Xi'er and I went straight into the ward Suite

Seeing Xi'er, the lethal octopus and crocodile who came with Xiao Delong leaned forward and cried out in unison: "general manager Lin!"

Xi'er didn't even look at them. She frowned and looked at the flower basket of the whole ward. She said in a cold voice, "Yang Yang! What about my pollen allergy? "

I said: "please move the flowers out again! Thank you for your cooperation

The octopus and the crocodile looked at each other and turned to look at Xiao Delong.

Xiao Delong made a color for them. The octopus and the crocodile rushed to move the flowers, one blue and one blue

Xiao Delong looked at Xi'er with a smile and said, "Mr. Lin! You know what? When I heard the bad news of your car accident, I was totally confused! God damn the driver

Xi'er and I ignored the existence of Xiao Delong and walked over to sit comfortably on the sofa in the reception room.

I peeled an orange in my hand, looked at Xi'er and said, "Xi'er! How do I feel the wolf smell in the room? "

Xi'er looked at me, blinked and said, "are there wolves sneaking into our vampire tribe?"

I nodded and said, "what should I do? Why don't I go for a walk in the garden again? "

Xi'er said, "forget it, Yang Yang, I'd better ask the nurse to disinfect the room."

Xiao Delong laughs and comes to sit on the sofa opposite us.

Xi'er and I continued to ignore him. Xi'er looked at me and said, "Yang Yang! Is there anyone else in our room? "

I said, "no! Do you see anyone else? "

Xi'er said with a smile, "I didn't see it. But there seems to be a mangy dog

I said, "where is it?"

Xi'er said, "it seems to be sitting opposite us!"

I said: "Xi'er! You must have lied, right? Can a dog sit on a sofa like a man? "

Xi'er said, "Yang Yang! Is that what you don't know? Some dogs are mad dogs! Mad dog is neither a man nor a real dog. It is a disgusting animal between dog and man

I nodded thoughtfully and said with a smile, "Xi'er, are you a freak?"

Xi'er said with a smile: "you can also think so. Dear

I sighed: "Alas! Bad luck! I'm half wolf and half human. I didn't expect to have a more strange species! "

I stretched out my hand to send a piece of orange to Xi'er's mouth and said, "I feed you! Xi'er

Xi'er chewed the orange with relish: "Yang Yang! How delicious the oranges you peeled

Xiao Delong sat opposite us, looking at me and Xi'er. He was confused by our oboe!

He reached for his cigar box, pulled out a cigar and held it in his mouth. After carrying the flower basket, the octopus came up to light a fire for shodelong

I said: "Xi'er, if someone smokes in the ward, what would you think?"

Xi'er said: "I hate that kind of person most! That kind of person has no quality! I want to commit chronic suicide, but also want to implicate others! No conscience

I said, "if someone insists on smoking in our ward, what are you going to do?"

Xi'er then said, "we can't afford to be bothered! Let's ask the nurse to change the ward! "

I said: "let the hospital to maintain the normal order of the hospital! If I have to, I'll call the medical department immediately! "

Shodelon waved his hand to the octopus, stuffed the cigar into the cigar box and slammed it shut!

Xiao Delong said to Xi'er with a smile: "Mr. Lin! In fact, I'm here to see you... "

We ignored Xiao Delong and didn't give him a chance to break in. We immediately began to sing the children's song "you clap one, I clap one". We also sat face to face and clapped hands with each other

I sing: "you clap one, I clap one, a peacock wearing flower clothes, a butterfly unconvinced, shaking wings than one."

Xi'er sang: "you take two, I take two, two kittens draw, draw two Mickey Mouse, jump to the ground as a companion."

I also sang: "you take three, I take three, three lambs climb the mountain, the mountain grass grow all over the slope, lambs like to eat."

Xi'er said with a smile: "you clap four, I clap four, four rabbits learn to write, you write a four, I write a four, four four in a row."

I also sang: "you shoot five, I shoot five, five pigs dig sweet potato, steamed, steamed, boiled and eaten small belly garden drum." Xi'er said: "you pat six, I pat six, six monkeys pat the ball"

at this time, Xiao Delong could no longer sit down, so angry that he jumped up from the sofa and twisted his eyebrows into a big knot!He looked at us and said angrily, "childish!"

I said: "Xi'er! There is a noisy bird here. Why don't we go into the ward! The doctor said, "I want to help you with rehabilitation exercises!"

Xi'er said with a smile: "that's a good idea! This bird really annoys Miss Ben with its noise! I don't know what bird it is

Xi'er and I got up, walked quickly to the ward without looking back, and quickly shut Xiao Delong and lethal Shuangsha out of the door!

Xi'er and I hugged each other, forced ourselves to laugh and listen to the outside

I heard the octopus's voice outside the door: "boss! What shall we do? "

"What? Let's go! Damn it! I'm not in the emergency department, I'm in the psychiatric department! " The angry voice of shodelon.

"Damn it! boss! Aren't these two crazy Octopus said.

"Crazy, your mother! Let's go The angry voice of shodelon.

After a while of footwork, the door was quiet.

Xi'er and I couldn't hold back any longer. We held each other and burst into laughter!

Xi'er looked at me and said, "husband! What happened to Xiao Dashao? There's a bandage on my finger

I said with a smile, "he's nine fingers now!"

Xi'er said, "what do you mean?"

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "nothing. Ha ha ha

Xi'er didn't ask. She squeezed her eyes at me and said, "husband! Did we act like a couple of psychos just now? "

I said with a smile: "it seems a bit like it!"

We hugged and laughed together again!

Xi'er looked at me and said, "after driving away that mad dog, what am I going to do next?"

I said, "why don't we celebrate?"

Xi'er blinked and said, "husband, aren't we celebrating now?"

"It's not hot enough!" I said with a bad smile

Xi'er looked at me innocently and said, "how can it be regarded as fire?"

Her words have not finished, there is no sound, because I have blocked her lips, with my lips!

If Xiao Delong hasn't left yet, in case he's still eavesdropping outside, he can hear the sound of two lips sticking together inside the door.

It was a long time before we separated.

Xi'er looked at me and asked naively, "husband! What's the difference? "

I said, "what is different from what?"

Xi'er said, "what's the difference between the taste of you kissing me and that of before hospitalization?"

I felt my nose, thought about it and said, "it doesn't look different."

Xi'er said, "that's good! I thought the taste of kissing would be different after the spleen was cut off! "

Crows fly overhead!

I looked at her and said with a bad smile: "the smell of kissing is no different from before, but I don't know if it will be different. I don't know!"

Xi'er Yang's face looked at me, blinked, and asked clearly, "which do you want to do?"

I said, "do that!"

She said, "which one? Husband. "

I said, "that! Wife. "

"Which one? Which one? Which one? Which one? Which is it? Husband She grabbed me and said in a coquettish voice.

"The eighth radio Gymnastics in bed!" I said angrily

There was a knock at the door

I looked at Xi'er with a smile and said, "wife, let's talk about it later." Then I walked by and opened the door

The bed nurse stood at the door, looked at me with a smile and said, "Mr. Gu! Someone asked you to answer the phone! "

I said, "who?"

The nurse said, "the person on the phone said you'd answer."

I said, "thank you! Go ahead and get busy

After the nurse left, Xi'er gave me a smile and said, "go and answer the phone first! Husband

I turned to her and said with a bad smile, "clean up the bed and wait for me!"

The wall mounted telephone is installed in the corridor of the ward on each floor of the hospital to facilitate the external contact of inpatients. I walked towards the wall mounted telephone at the other end of the corridor and thought, who will call me?

I went over, picked up the receiver and said "hello". Then I heard Xiao Delong's evil laughter

"What can I do for you?" I said in a cold voice

The soul of Temo never leaves!

Xiao Delong was on the other end of the mobile phone and said with a smile: "boy! Are you afraid? "

I said, "yes! I'm afraid you're shameless! "

Xiao Delong said: "boy! I'll keep you now! One day I want you to evaporate completely from Binhai city

I said, "is that what you're calling about?"

Xiao Delong said: "how?"

I said, "not much. I don't have time to listen to your nonsenseXiao Delong said at the end of his mobile phone: "you should thank me. If I hadn't taken care of my brother and sister's friendship, you would have reported to the palace of hell long ago! If not, you'd be finished this time! Son of a bitch! If you want to play with me, I'll crush you to death... "

I snorted: "crushing me is like crushing an ant, right?"

"I wish you knew," said Xiao Delong! I'll save you a dog's life first. You'd better be honest with me! If you fight me again, I'll kill you son of a bitch

I said in a cold voice, "you can save your dog's life first! The old Lin family will soon find out about you! You wait to die

Xiao Delong said with an evil smile: "thank you for your reminding! I'm just sorry to tell you that the old man of the Lin family will never find me in Xiao's head! "