The day I shared a flat with my female boss

"There are so many things you didn't expect!" Xi'er squeezed her eyes at me and said with a smile.

Xi'er's sentence is a pun, but I didn't realize it at this time. When I realized it, it would be a long time later!

"Mr. Gu, don't you put it on and let me have a look?" Xi'er put her arms in her arms and leaned on the edge of the shop. She looked at me with a smile and said.

I looked at Xi'er and the expensive shirt in my hand. I said with a smile, "I haven't washed it yet."

"Wear it back and wash it! It's an emergency today! " Said Xi'er.

I raised my hand and pinched my nose. I said with a smile, "OK!"

When I went to the fitting mirror, I put on this light blue vertical stripe brand-name shirt.

I was surprised to find that the size of this shirt and my figure are really the same. I secretly admire Xi'er's good eyesight as a designer! Moreover, it seems that light blue is really suitable for me. Wearing it on my body immediately highlights my melancholy temperament and gives me a bit more noble temperament than before!

Famous brand is famous brand. It's really extraordinary!

I always control black and white, so my clothes are mostly black and white! But it's not bad to wear that light blue shirt today! I didn't expect to wear a famous brand, which is also very stylish!

"Good! very nice! Don't lose to any rich young master's noble temperament Xi'er held her arms, looked at me happily and said with a smile.

I said: "I am a poor second generation! It's a hillbilly

Xi'er glared at me and said, "you still have a grudge! Hum Then she came to me quickly, raised her hand and stretched it around my neck.

Instinctively, I dodged, looked at her and said, "you What are you doing? "

Xi'er said with a glance, "are you afraid I'll eat you? That's true

Her hand fell on the collar behind my neck and helped me straighten it out.

“！ That's what we want! " Xi'er stood behind me, looking at the fitting mirror in front of me, raised her hand and said with a loud smile.

I stand at the door of the living room in my new clothes and wait for Xi'er to come down, ready to go to Pengcheng real estate headquarters to listen to the marketing report.

After waiting for a while, she saw Xi'er in the same new dress on the top of the spiral ladder. She was wearing a small black suit on her upper body, a black straight pants on her lower body and a white Chanel shoulder bag on her shoulder!

In fact, what I want to say is that Xi'er is a "changeable Queen". What she wears looks like is very plastic! Wearing this professional dress on her, her capable and resolute temperament was immediately presented!

When she stepped down the spiral stairs with high heels, my heart couldn't help jumping up!

I went downstairs to the parking lot, where two police cars were waiting.

In order to disturb the enemy's sight, we don't drive the eye-catching red Ferrari today, but use the yellow Porsche!

This car was sent here by Lin Xiaotian in advance. It is said that Lin Xiaotian bought this car for his late wife! If Xi'er's mother is alive, she will bless her daughter.

I guess Lin Xiaotian may have driven this Porsche sports car to Xi'er out of this idea, right?

I drove a bright yellow Porsche out of the Sicilian manor, followed by a police car.

On the way, I turned to see Xi'er and said with a smile, "Xi'er! I haven't thank you yet! Thank you for the present

Xi'er glanced at me and said, "are you very proud now?"

I am a Leng, sneer a way: "do not have."

Xi'er chuckled and said, "I'm teasing you! I mean, when I bought this shirt for you, we were still fighting! "

I raised my hand and pinched my nose, and said with a smile, "you've devalued me to nothing!"

"If you don't demote, you won't be successful!" Said Xi'er, squeezing her eyes at me.

I said, "that's a very new statement! But to tell you the truth, I'm thinking, why do you belittle me and buy me a shirt quietly at the same time? "

"Er..." Xi'er's eyes dodged for a while, raised her hand, poked her lower lip with her index finger and said, "well, you can understand it as the combination of kindness and power!"

I said with a smile, "I just didn't expect you to give me a gift..."

"Er..." Xi'er took out a small round mirror from her bag and said to her delicate face, "is Miss Ben such a mean person?" Then he took out the exquisite cosmetic bag he carried with him, and slightly blush the cheek.

I hit the steering wheel and said with a smile, "of course not! My shirt is too expensive

Xi'er closed her make-up bag with a slap, looked at me with a slight frown and said, "I reward you for your hard work in protecting me! Miss Ben is not that kind of ungrateful person, is she

"That's it!" I said with a smile. Although her tone is condescending, I don't know why. After listening to her saying this, I still feel a little moved!

"However," Xi'er put the mirror into her bag, "I have always had a clear sense of gratitude and resentment. I have always had gratitude and revenge! If you make me angry in the future Miss Ben will punish you, too! "She has put a pair of large rimless sunglasses on the delicate bridge of her nose, blocking all her eyebrows and eyes!

I didn't talk much. I focused on driving. I just looked ahead.

The training meeting is arranged in a large conference hall on the 10th floor of Pengcheng real estate building. This is a multi-functional hall, like the classroom of a comprehensive university. The only difference is that it is not ladder like!

Xi'er and I were sitting in the front seat, and there were at least 100 employees who attended the meeting.

As soon as I saw so many people, my nerves were tense! Although Lin Xiaotian told me before that the people who came to participate in the marketing training today are all internal employees of Pengcheng real estate, and each person needs to hold the company's employee card to enter, and he has already sent security guards at each entrance of the floor to monitor the suspicious people entering and leaving. There shouldn't be any security issues.

I closed my eyes slightly and breathed gently to relieve my nervousness.

I thought that black duck would have the courage to come to Pengcheng real estate, right? There are micro cameras everywhere, and there are many security guards, unless he does not consider the way out!

Thinking I was sleepy, Xi'er reached out and touched me. Then she looked me in the eye solemnly and said, "this time my father invited Lu Fei, a famous marketing creative master in China, to teach. Professor Lu is a heavyweight in the domestic advertising industry. The company pays Professor Lu to give a lecture, which is worth listening to! Such a great opportunity, as a marketing professional, you should listen to the class well. How can you sleep lazily? "

I opened my eyes, looked at her and said with a smile: "twelve years of hard study in the cold window has changed my color of talking about class! It's right to be a cold window. I've never had the experience of studying hard. Fortunately, my IQ is definitely above 100. I can draw inferences from one instance and learn by analogy, so I can spend very little energy to learn more. Moreover, I have read too many books on marketing, and I don't think Professor Lu can come up with any amazing ideas! "

"Why are you so self-motivated! Be honest and sit down for me Xier ordered me to say.

"Yes! Miss Lin! I'll do whatever you say! " I said, looking at her with a smile.

After a short opening speech, Professor Lu stood on the stage and began to speak with a big smile. From time to time, the laser pen in his hand pointed out authoritatively between the pictures and pictures of the projection screen! He talks like the water of the Yangtze River. He talks like the ashes of the masts!

At first, I listened to a paragraph carefully, I also understood some, but, listen, I really can't listen to it!

I don't understand why some well-known little truths, those so-called professors, should be so profound! Why does science become a tongue twister when it comes to theory? Is the so-called learning to make simple things more complicated? Why can't we explain it in simple terms?

There is a definition of advertisement on the front screen. Advertisement is the activity that advertisers socialize and group the communication of goods, services and ideas through paid controllable media and forms, so as to effectively influence the public and promote the overall marketing plan!

Listen, what a rap! It seems that only singers can read it fluently!

Isn't marketing planning just like picking up girls?

This is true in domestic advertisements, and even more so in foreign advertisements. In a foreign automobile advertisement, a beautiful woman in exposed clothes makes a provocative gesture to the camera. There is a sentence beside it: if you are not the first, would you mind?

Selling cars or coquettishes?

Now the advertisement is almost full of movie stars, stars appear in the advertisement, just to increase the attraction!

If I didn't cheer up, I would be hypnotized by Professor Lu's lullaby on stage!

More than an hour later, Professor Lu finally finished his lullaby.

"Colleagues! Dear friends! That's all I want to say. Now I want to hear how you define advertising creativity? Just as a thousand readers have a thousand Hamlets in mind! I believe every friend has his own definition of advertising in his heart! And the personal speech in front of me just reminds me of the function of casting a brick to attract jade! " Professor Lu supported the platform with both hands and looked down at all living beings with a humble attitude.

"Any friend who has different views on advertising planning can raise his hand and speak enthusiastically." Professor Lu scanned the audience and said with a smile.

Sure enough, some people hold different opinions! Not one, but many! They took over the wireless microphone passed by the conference staff and talked about their unique views on advertising planning in a concise way! Enthusiastic speakers are probably Pengcheng group planning department or Sales Department of it!

The speech lasted about half an hour. At last, Professor Lu looked around the conference hall, pushed the golden glasses on the bridge of his nose politely, looked at all living beings with a smile and said, "your speech is very good! This is what I want to see! This is an era in which a hundred schools of thought contend and a hundred flowers bloom. I am very grateful to all of you here for your strong support! Is there any other friend who would like to speak next? "

The meeting room was quiet. It seemed that there was no one else to speak! Just as Professor Lu was going to make the final conclusion, Xi'er suddenly grabbed my arm and raised it high!