The day I shared a flat with my female boss

What are you carrying? What are you carrying? Do you carry your huge Bobos?

"Jiao Jiao!" I tried to be calm and said, "I have something else to do at noon! You go

"What are you talking about?" Hu Xuejiao slid down from the high stool, approached me and took my arm. "If you don't go, you won't give me face! Hum! I told my friends that you would go. If you don't go, I'll be in a mess! "

She looked up at me, whining, and rubbing her chest against me, which made me secrete hormones!

I took a step back.

I looked up at the door of the office. Fortunately, all the people in the office went to the restaurant now. Sun Hongbing left ahead of time! Otherwise, I'm really down!

"Jiaojiao," I said, "I'm really sorry. I really have something to do!"

Hu Xuejiao pursed her red lips and frowned.

"What's the matter?" She said, "noon is lunch and break time. There are two hours. What's the matter with you?"

I had to tell the truth: "you see, min'er has gone to the front desk. As a colleague, I have to go to the restaurant to help her cook, right?"

Hu Xuejiao's eyebrows grew tighter and tighter, and her eyes slowly became angry.

"Min'er?" She stares at me and says, "she can't find people to eat herself? Why do you have to help her cook? What's more, we'll pack some dishes for her and bring them back! "

"Then she'll be hungry!" I said, "I went to the restaurant to finish my meal and brought it back to her by the way. It's a little help!"

Hu Xuejiao was angry and stared at me without saying a word.

"Don't be angry!" I flattered and said, "Jiaojiao, I know you mean well. I don't appreciate it. I'm sorry."

See her still silent. I had to say, "how about next time? I'll treat you to dinner sometime, OK? "

Hu Xuejiao snorted, stared at me and suddenly asked.

"What's your relationship with min'er?" She said.

I Leng for a while, immediately said with a smile: "this also need to ask, of course, the relationship between colleagues!"

"Colleagues?" She frowned and looked at me. "I don't think it's that simple, right? Do you like min'er? "

"What's the matter!" I quickly waved my hand and laughed, "Jiaojiao, you think too much, there is really no such thing!"

"Then why are you so nice to her?" She said, staring at me.

I touched my nose and said with a smile, "because we are all colleagues! The manager said that the planning department is a big family

"I'm your colleague, too! Why are you so cold to me? " She asked, looking directly at me.

"Jiaojiao," I looked at her and said patiently, "min'er is young and a stranger. She has no relatives in Binhai. We should take more care of her!"

"Oh?" She looked at me in disbelief.

"That's it! I've always thought of her as my sister! " I said, "I also have a sister who studies in the provincial capital. They are still children and need to be taken care of! I guess you may have a brother or sister, too? "

Hu Xuejiao seemed relieved when I said that.

"All right, all right," she said at a glance, "then I won't force you! However, you should remember that if you are today, you will have dinner with me next time! "

"All right." I said.

Hu Xuejiao was satisfied and walked out of the office swinging her hips.

I looked at her amorous back and breathed a long sigh, but I shook my head

I ran into Xie Peng at the intersection of the open office area leading to the company's front desk and the usual company restaurant.

He was coming from the front desk of the company. He seemed to be worried about something. He was walking with his brows locked and his head down. He almost ran into me.

I gave him a push and said, "what do you think?"

"Think of something good!" He looked up at me and said.

"The relationship between a male employee and an inflatable doll?" I laughed at him.

"You," he said, pushing me, "hooligan!"

I looked around, pretending not to understand.

"Where is manager Liu?" I laugh. Of course, I mean Comrade Liu Mang, the deputy manager of the sales department.

Xie Peng glanced at me angrily, withdrew and continued to walk towards the restaurant.

What's the matter with this child today? Did you delete "7" by mistake? I looked at his back and shook my head with a smile.

When I turned to the front desk of the company, I was stopped by Xie Peng.

I stood still and looked back at him.

"Go to find min'er?" He asked.

I nodded and said, "yes! What's the matter? "

"She's in a bad mood now," Xie Peng looked at me and said, "don't bother her, OK?"

I was stunned for a moment, and then said: "did she find someone else to eat?"

Xie Peng shook and said, "no! She said, "I can't eat without appetite!"

"How can we not eat?" I looked at Xie Peng and asked."You ask me, I ask who's going!" Xie Peng didn't stare at me angrily. "I said I would give her a meal, but she said she wouldn't eat it when she got back!"

I stayed in the same place and thought "Oh".

Xie Peng waved to me and motioned me to go.

"Ah! Please He said, "go, go! Go to the restaurant! Give her time to be quiet! "

It seems that we have to! I sighed and quickly followed Xie Peng.

I poked him and said, "why don't you look happy?"

I know that he is not happy because Xing min is not happy! It seems that this guy really likes Xing min! "Because you are happy, so I am happy. If you are sad, I will lose the reason to be happy!" There seems to be a love song sung like this!

We arrived at the restaurant late.

In the dining room, there is soft banderi music. In such a big dining room, everyone is eating and laughing in a low voice. The company's food is pretty good, occasionally there are fruit desserts and so on, today there are fruits, but now they are all left by everyone's selection!

Xie Peng and I finished the meal with a plate. Xie Peng went to the table where the fruit was served. I found a disposable lunch box to help Xing min finish the meal and put it in a plastic bag. In order not to let the meal cool, I tied the mouth of the plastic bag tightly!

Unfortunately, there are no kiwifruit any more!

Xing min and I both like to eat kiwi fruit. In fact, this is an agreement between us. Since we saw the joke about kiwi fruit, we decided to look at it with new eyes! Xing Min said that although kiwifruit looks ugly, it should not be ridiculed by others!

(there are five eggs in the refrigerator. The first one says to the second one: look at the fifth egg. It's disgusting. It's hairy. The second said to the third: eh You see, the fifth egg is disgusting. It's hairy. The third said to the fourth: the fifth egg is disgusting. It's hairy Fifth, get out of the way! I'm kiwi fruit)

we decided to treat kiwi fruit favorably from now on. Every time the restaurant provides fruit, I will take two kiwi fruit, one is my own and the other is Xing min's! Xing Min said that as soon as she saw the kiwi fruit, she would think of that joke. When she thought of that joke, she would be very happy. She would give preferential treatment to kiwi fruit if she was very happy! Eat it!

It's a pity that I'm late today. I don't have any kiwifruit left!

I took the plate to the table, Xie Peng has been working hard. Seeing the disposable lunch box in my hand, he asked, "for min'er?"

I nodded and said, "how can I not eat? It's physical work to stand at the front desk! "

"It's still thoughtful of you!" He said, looking thoughtfully down at the plate.

When I came to sit down, he asked, "don't you eat fruit?"

I put down my plate and said, "I just want to eat kiwi now! It's a pity that none of them

Xie Peng looked up at me and said with a smile, "what a coincidence! I just got the last Kiwi Then he took the kiwi out of his pocket and swayed in front of me like a show off.

As soon as my eyes brightened, I didn't make a sound. I lowered my head and took a bite of rice. Then my chopsticks fell to the ground.

"Damn it I scolded and went under the table to look for chopsticks.

When I came out from under the table, Xie Peng looked at the chopsticks in my hand and said, "good comrade! Wipe it on your clothes, and then use it! "

"I'm not clean, I'm not sick after eating!" I said calmly, then looked at him seriously and said, "don't blame me for not reminding you! You zipped open! "

Xie Peng gave a "ah" and quickly looked down at his crotch

I snatched the kiwi fruit in front of him and looked at him happily.

"Be deceived!" I said, I put kiwi fruit into my pocket.

"Give it back to me!" He said angrily.

"No I said, bow your head and pick up rice.

"That's mine!"

"You call him son, and see if he should?" I said with a smile, deliberately chewing the food in my mouth loud.

"Mean! Shameless Xie Peng was crazy, but he had nothing to do. He squeezed out a sentence from his teeth, "I hate you!"

"Hate it!" I said, continue to eat meticulously.

"To come out and mix is to pay back!" He glared at me and said viciously.

"But not now!" I said.

He clenched his fists and flew in front of me

I said, "OK! Good boy! You have enough food before you have the strength to take revenge, don't you? "

"Shameless!" He scolded me, and then angrily grabbed the chopsticks, wheezing into his mouth.

After a while, he suddenly looked up at me and asked, "Hello! Why does the manager always ask min'er to stand at the front desk

Of course I know! But what I said was, "how do I know?""Did you see that?" Xie Peng looked at me and said, "when I saw him this morning, I saw that his nose was bruised and a little swollen. He was lying on his fat face like a toad!"

"Oh?" I looked down and drank the soup. "I didn't notice!"

"He's been hiding in his office all morning. How can you see that?" Xie Peng glanced at me and said.

I didn't speak, I didn't look at him, I bowed my head to pick food.

"Ah Xie Peng said, "do you think he had a fight with someone?"

"It's possible!" I said, keep drinking soup.

Xie Peng stares at me angrily and says, "I just don't understand why he wants to push his own people to the administrative department. It's not that the administrative department is short handed!"

"Maybe he's out of his mind!" I said, understatement.

"That's right!" Xie Peng echoed, "maybe he broke his brain last weekend. You don't see his nose is blue and swollen!"

"It's possible!" I'll make it light.

Xie Peng glared at me.

"Shit! You are putting me off He said.

I didn't answer. I pushed away the plate, stood up and said with a smile, "I'm full! Slow down Then I picked up the plastic bag and left the table.