The KPOP Otaku's Noona Fantasy

"You.... don't think it's stupid?"

I listen to her flustered appearance and say

"Not in the least! If anyone can do it, you can."

"Really? Why?.... I mean, we have only known each other a week, why do you .... uhm.... think so?"

"Because....*pause for dramatic effect*... I am from the future ! *dun dun dun*"

Irene is silent after dropped the bombshell. For a few seconds she doesn't know how to respond and just begins laughing.

"CAN YOU BE SERIOUS? hahaha"

'I am serious you know!'

'I really am from the future!'

Author: Ahem! actually you are from an alternative reality

MC: What difference does it make?

Author: I don't know, but I don't want readers to call me inconsistent

MC: Author please ... get a grip. No one cares!

Author:Just remember from now on its alternate reality not the future!!!

MC: Whatever

Irene finally settles down. And this time its me, that gets shocked by what she goes on to say.

"I'll believe you! Let's just pretend you know the future. deal?"

I respond "Deal"

"hmmm .... so where was I?" Irene questions

"You were interrogating me, officer Joo-hyunssi?"

She plays along.

"Suspect Park, please refrain from any snarky comments. And let's proceed." She thinks for a moment and "Aha! have you ever had a girlfriend?"

*Ouch!* That hurt. She hit me with a fastball.

"No"

"Mr. Park, please stop lying! I will put you away for life"

I sneer and think being handcuffed by Irene wouldn't be so bad right?

WHOSE WITH ME? >.<

"Officer, I swear I'm telling the truth. Please think about my wife and kids!"

"Got you, I thought you never had a girlfriend"

We share a laugh. The atmosphere is really good right now. Even in my wildest dreams, I would never have thought i'd even be able to talk to Irene. Let alone have her on speed dial.

"Any other questions?"

"uhmmmmmm, so since you know my dream now, how about you tell me yours?"

'My dream?'

'TO START A HAREM!'

*Cough!* *Cough*

I obviously can't tell her that now . Let's just go with the more socially acceptable route

"I want to.... be a actor. I really like the idea of bringing stories alive. I've always like reading books and could always picture the scenes happening in my head. I want to be able to bring those moments in my head to the rest of the world"

100/100. Perrrrrrrfect!

I've watched countless episodes of happy together and running man . I got this!

The line on the other end of the cell phone seems to have gone silent again.

Moshi Moshi

Anyone there?

Irene?

"You ... want to be an actor?"

"Yeah, what do you think?"

She takes a deep breath and then explodes

" YOU ARE JANG !!!"

"hahaha we are both Jang! So miss Joo-hyunssi, since we both know each others secrets and became closer, shouldn't the way we address each other change?"

"What do you mean?"

"We are in a 'some' right? I can't keep calling you Joo-hyunssi. Don't you think we need nicknames?"

...................

I can hear her fiddling with something before she goes and says

"Like what? I went to fetch my notepad. We can make a list!"

Typical Irene, I think. She's really really really

*Neol johahae*

MC: AUTHOR!

Author: Sorry couldn't resist the winner meme. Ahem Ahem. Let me continue

Typical Irene. She's really really really ..... BORING!