"I give full marks to this dirty joke."
"Hey hey hey! It's repairing network cables, not sewers."
"The sewer, **! After the Roujiamo, the sewer will be on fire."
"2333333."
"You can ask the girls in the future, that, if your sewer is leaking, do you need me to block it for you! Hahahaha!"
Since ancient times, Douyu has produced prostitutes, and Xiao Chen has to admire these people.
Soon Xiao Chen lay in the room, stretched out comfortably, and slowly waited for the game to download.
"Hey! It's really uncomfortable to have no money." Xiao Chen couldn't help complaining, and at this time, Xiao Chen thought of the Porsche he had drawn yesterday, and immediately thought of something.
"Three three-million-dollar Porsches can be sold for two million, right? Can I get this money, cough, cough, cough."
Xiao Chen wanted to sell the car for money.
At this time, a message came from the system.
"As a qualified Douyu anchor, what you promise must be done, please don't violate it, or you will be obliterated."
Hearing this, Xiao Chen felt extremely depressed.
At this time, Xiao Chen got up, looked at the camera with some cuteness and said, "Everyone, since it's all right now, can I sing a song for you?"
Sing?
Hehe, the thirteen million viewers were surprised, they didn't know Xiao Chen could sing.
"Playing games, singing songs, Xiao Shen is mighty and domineering."
"Hey, Xiao Shen can actually sing, what song?"
"Please sing a song."
"God Xiao, please come and kiss me goodbye."
"Shen Xiao, here's a song from EXO."
"Yeah, we like the EXO girl group."
"Hehe, what is EXO? Let's dig out the dung, and there are [-] billion fans alone! What is EXO?"
"You bastards, do you know how hard I EXO worked? Shuang's leg was smashed and he still insisted on dancing on the stage."
"What's the matter? We took out the dung balls, had a high fever of [-] degrees, and insisted on performing."
"Advanced Black!"
"A group of senior blacks."
Xiao Chen saw that everyone was having a good time, so he didn't bother. He just coughed for me, took the microphone, and then chose a song.
"forget how long it is."
"I didn't hear you again."
"Tell me your favorite story."
Xiao Chen's voice was very magnetic, he sang slowly, everyone was quiet and listened carefully.
"I thought about it for a long time, and I started to panic."
"Did I do something wrong?"
"You cried and told me."
"things in fairy tale are lies."
"I can not be your prince."
"Maybe you won't understand."
"after you said you love me."
"My sky, the stars are all bright."
Xiao Chen sang little by little, and the thirteen million audience, at this moment, no one spoke, but listened quietly.
At this time, Xiao Chen was silent. He was silent for a while before finally speaking.
"I would like to become, in the fairy tale, the angel you love."
"Open your hands and turn into wings to protect you."
"You have to believe, believe that we will be like in a fairy tale, where happiness and joy are the ending."
This is a fairy tale of Guangliang, a classic song that is popular all over the country.
It's also a sad music.
Love songs are the easiest to touch people's hearts.
Xiao Chen sang and sang, a little forgetful, while the thirteen million audience, from the beginning of laughter and cursing, to the present silence.
Inside an Internet cafe.
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