The Ming Emperor’s chat group created a prosperous age of apocalypse

[Evaluation continues.] 】

[You don't like to talk when you were in court, let alone express opinions. 】

[On weekdays, I often find excuses to take leave and avoid the lecture on the banquet. 】

[For these passive performances of yours, the ministers and ministers have splashed ink one after another, expressing dissatisfaction with Shangshu! ] 】

[You are very annoying, but you have no way, you can only sulk. 】

[In addition to passive neglect, you are very addicted to weaving. 】

[Since you took the throne, you have continuously sent internal ministers to Suhang to urge the local weaving of dragon robes, zhai clothes, etc. 】

[Because of your favoritism and turning a blind eye, the eunuchs in charge of supervising the weaving are very domineering! ] 】

[If the local weaving bureau refuses to bribe them, they will look for ballast in the name of "obstructing royal use"! ] 】

[Because at that time, Jiangnan and other places had just experienced the Yokou Rebellion, and they were very tired. 】

[However, as the emperor, you turn a deaf ear to the sufferings of the people's livelihood! ] 】

[You directly ignored the complaints of the Ministry of Works and emphasized the weaving "573" bureau: "Tricks are indispensable, and use is indispensable"! ] 】

Zhu Houxi: "No, what are you going to do with so many clothes?" Change one piece a day? Not the same? "

Zhu Zaijie: "Eh... I'm an emperor, I have to dress decently... And the concubines of my harem will also ..."

Zhu Houxi: "You are such a loser!" Do you know that your Laozi and I have eight sets of regular clothes throughout the year! You're good! I enjoy it more than you Laozi! "

Zhu Zaijian: "Father Emperor... That's different... You don't have to go to court, you just wear a robe all day. I have to go to court every day, so I have to dress decently..."

Zhu Houxi: "You you you !! "

Zhu Zaiji: "Besides, although your four-season regular clothes are only eight sets, your style and pattern are only eight sets..."

Zhu Zaijian: "You usually change your clothes and are very diligent, right?" Not to mention that you still cultivate the Taoist Temple, please ask Fang Shi to do it..."

Zhu Houxi: "You..."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "Sure enough, the upper beam is not right, and the lower beam is crooked!" "

Zhu Di: "It's really convinced... What do you do in such fancy clothes? Again not to go to a beauty pageant ... Lao Tzu received foreign envoys, they are not as good as you! "

Zhu Gaozhi: "But... You've spent all your money on the war..."

Zhu Di: "A fat, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb!" "

Zhu Changluo: "Alas... Changing clothes so diligently... My family inspector was about to cry when he saw it... He even has patches on his dragon robe! "

Zhu Zaijian: "Huh? Is Xiao Chongzhen's life so poor? Do you want grandpa and I will help you? "

Zhu Youjian: "Eh... Thank you Grandpa for your kindness, I don't need help from clothes for the time being..."

Zhu Changluo: "I almost forgot that you still have the 10,000 pieces of "emperor's new clothes" rewarded by the chat group!" Enough for you to wear until you die! "

Zhu Youjian: "..."

Zhu Zaijian: "Is the chat group reward so generous?" One shot is 10,000 pieces!? "

Zhu Changluo: "That's!" "

Zhu Yunjiang: "Ah Kun, don't listen to rumors!" The reward at the bottom of the ranking is very shit! Not surprisingly, you are a newcomer, and the ranking must be very low! "

Zhu Houxi: "Jing'er, don't listen to Jianwen's nonsense!" Jianwen he is the first to last in 10,000 years, and the reward he won is naturally poor! "

Zhu Yunjiang: "..."

Zhu Houxi: "Jing'er you are different, you have Longqing Switch and Qida Feng Tribute, and you can get the fourth from the bottom in both horizontal and vertical areas!" Ah no, fifth! "

Zhu Zaijie: "Eh... So who is the second-to-last, third-four? "

Zhu Qiyu: "The second to last, who else can there be besides your Fort Grandmaster?" "

Zhu Qizhen: "..."

Zhu Jianshen: "The third from the bottom is definitely your filial piety master!" "

Zhu Youxuan: "..."

Zhu Jianshen: "Speaking of Zhangzi, where are you filial?" Who gave you this temple number? "

Zhu Youxuan: "You have to ask my son." "

Zhu Houzhao: "This... I think my dad is quite filial! "

Zhu Jianshen: "Huh... It's really "filial piety" that killed me..."

Zhu Zaijie: "So who is the fourth from the bottom?" "

Zhu Houxi: "Who else can it be?" Your ten-year-old son, of course! (Read violent novels, go on Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

Zhu Yijun (lost): "Ah... So it was me..."

Zhu Yijun (smiled gladly): "But it's okay, my father is my father, his rank is above me, I will only be happy for him~~"

Zhu Zaijian: "Oh! O my son! You're so good! So cute! "

Zhu Changluo: "He! tui！ It's disgusting! "

Zhu Yijun (cautious): "Luoluo, why do you always spit? It's not civilized at all..."

Zhu Changluo: "Don't die with me!" My son is the leader of the group! Be careful I tell him to kick you out! "

Zhu Yijun looked at Zhu Youxiao (aggrieved): "Colonel, will you really kick me out?" "

Zhu Youxiao: "..."

[Evaluation continues.] 】

[In addition to these, after you ascended the throne, you were very obsessed with women. 】

[Originally, when you were in Yuwangfu, you were very cautious, "Ji Yu is very rare." 】

[But after you take the throne, you who have been dry for too long, are eager to waterlog! ] 】

[So, your nature was released, and it directly became "Flooded with Heaven"! ] 】

[You took the throne only "one kun" time, and you were crowned three concubines! ] 】

[There are countless lucky women below concubines! ] 】

[Every time you co-opt for a palace person, you must have at least about 300 people, and the age must be 0 girls between eleven and sixteen years old..."

[Because your draft is too "crazy", for this reason, in the Jiangnan area, many families of Miaoling women, in order to avoid your "claws", even triggered a wave of "Lalang matching". ] 】

[You were also seduced by the eunuch to take the "magic pill" left by your father Zhu Houxi! ] 】

[This move has caused you to hold the court day and night, so that you cannot go to the dynasty! ] 】

[You are very astringent, you even ordered people to draw "male and female forks" on porcelain.] 】

Emperors: "Eh..."

Zhu Zaijian: "It's nothing!" This is slander! This is slander! "

Zhu Youzhen: "But Grandpa Tai, these things are all recorded in your "Mu Zong Shi Record"..."

Zhu Zaijian: "Little Chongzhen! Stop it! And what are you doing with my "Muzong Record"!! You pervert!! "

Zhu Di: "Xiao Chongzhen is like this, he not only reads all kinds of stall literature, but even our living records he loves to read." "

Zhu Youjian: "Eh..."

Zhu Houxi: "Ji'er! Originally, I wanted to praise you about your opening of the sea and the tribute! I didn't expect you to be ridiculous like this..."

Zhu Yunjiang: "But the old Taoist, the medicine that Ah Kun ate is obviously left by you!" "

Zhu Houxi: "Nonsense! I...... It's all right! This is slander! Slander ah! "

0.0 Zhu Yunjiang: "Yes!" It's really worthy of two father and son, even the rhetoric of lying is exactly the same! "

Zhu Houzhao: "Ah Xi, your medicine is quite awesome!" What else can you do day and night? Tell brother quickly! How exactly is it done? "

Zhu Houxi: "Eh... I really didn't use that..."

Zhu Houzhao: "Got it, Ah Xi!" You have five sons a year! Still say no? With your body, how can you be so awesome without the help of some external forces! "

Zhu Yijun: "What are you talking about?" What medicine? What day and night? "

Zhu Youzhen: "Little grandpa is good, they are adults talking, don't interrupt!" "

Zhu Yijun: "Okay then... Inspection, if you can't interrupt, where is it better to insert it? "

Zhu Youjian: "Eh... How do I feel that something is wrong..."

Zhu Changluo: "Oh! I'll just say he's been a bad kid since he was a kid! "

Zhu Yijun (aggrieved): "I'm talking about inserting a topic... I just wanted to talk to you...".