The President’s Secretary Wants to Resign Everyday

When I returned to the blue sky and breathed the fresh air again, the President had already returned to Batian Group with the heroine and Director Zhang.

I had no choice but to call an online car-hailing car to go back to the city.

On the way back to the city, I received the next order from the President, he wanted to surprise the heroine downstairs of the heroine’s house, because I live in the same place as heroine, he wanted me to go back immediately to prepare, before the heroine gets off work it must be completed.

The president heard that the heroine likes hexagonal dinosaur fish and asked me to dig a fish pond for the heroine downstairs.

Um? what dinosaur? Can it be raised in a fish pond?

I took out my phone and searched for what a hexagonal dinosaur[1]was. It turned out to be an amphibious salamander. It was indeed fleshy, soft and cute.

But digging fish ponds?

I immediately called the president back and seriously stopped the president’s frantic temptation on the edge of the law, “President, according to Article 12 of the land administration law, if the ownership and use of land are changed, the land change registration procedures shall be handled. It is illegal to dig fish ponds in any place without the approval of the agricultural department and in accordance with the land use planning, causing permanent damage to the land.”

Taking a step back, even if it is not illegal, just digging a fish pond itself is not that romantic.

The president cursed in a low voice: “Damn it!”

It’s no use getting angry. Agriculture, forestry, animal husbandry and fishery need to be taken seriously. My tone is unprecedentedly solemn. “In addition, without approval, you can’t dig and build fish ponds. Sand mining, earth fetching, gold mining, sand or mud disposal, blasting and drilling are not allowed. Please know.”

The President’s attitude changed drastically, his voice full of irritability and indifference, “Damn it! Woman, are you jealous? Do you think you can get me like this? You’re just a plaything!”

“Toot, too­­t—–”

I can imagine the appearance of the president with his veins bursting on the other end of the phone, smashing things frantically.

At that moment, I felt a little guilty. I felt that I had made the president so angry.

Or not! on second thought, I just did what a secretary who knows the law should do. I have a clear conscience.

Translator’s Note:

1. It’s an axolotl, it looks like this…

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