The Record Of Barton’s Fantastical Events

Vega, Western Federal. In a residential area called Nanjiao, but no suburb at all, in a dwelling that looks featureless, there is a shimmer of TV in the living room and incomprehensible republican language. Watch TV.

But our concern is not whether the living room is a bedroom. Some giant creature squeezed out all the pillows and quilts on the bed and lay peacefully on the bed, undulating steadily as if the part of the chest seemed to represent this thing in deep sleep. There is an alarm clock on the bedside table next to it. The time is 3:39:55 in the morning.

We count five seconds.

At 3:40, the alarm clock began to scream like a chicken.

The giant creature shuddered, and then began to shrink. When shrinking to a certain extent, a human hand reached the alarm clock, patted it, and screamed to stop.

The huge creature on the bed before has become a man rubbing his eyes on the bed.

After rubbing for a while, the man began to **** in bed for a long time, "My dear? Did I squeeze you out of bed again?"

In front of the TV in the living room, a female voice appeared, "Huh ~" didn't seem angry.

"Sorry. I promise, I will definitely buy a bigger bed today." The man got out of bed and began to put clothes on his human body.

"Then you will only swell to a bigger size ~" The woman is still lifeless, but in amused tone, "bigger bed, bigger bedroom, bigger house ~ hehe ~"

The man poked his head out of the bedroom, "I will give you a big house, I promise."

"I'm waiting ~" The woman looked back with a smile on the man who was about to wear it, and froze for a moment, "What are you doing?"

"Get dressed."

"I can see it." The woman lifted the blanket on her body, meaning the man came over. "But isn't your 4 o'clock order over yet? I didn't give you the check today."

The man froze for a moment, "Uh ... I forgot." The coat that just put on the body took off again, walked to the sofa, picked up the woman including the blanket, and then lay down on his own, then put the woman and the blanket on himself , "Lest I fall asleep."

The woman smiled and continued to stare at the TV.

"What is broadcasting." The man obviously couldn't understand the republican language on TV.

The woman replied with a smile, "It's the New Year's party over there."

"Does it look good?"

"Hmm ~"

After a while, the man's eyelids closed and his breathing began to calm down.

I do n’t know how long after that, without warning, the man twisted and hugged the woman in his body subconsciously, "Am I getting bigger? Have I pressed you?"

"No ~" The woman patted the man to protect her hand, "Relax, I didn't fall ~"

"Sorry." The man relaxed and looked back at the TV again. "Republican show?"

"Hmm ~"

"Does it look good?"

"Oh, you should go back to bed."

The man seemed to be waiting for the woman to say so, but he didn't get off the sofa, only raised his upper body, "You are with me."

"No ~ I have an early shift, I will go to work after watching it ~"

"Then I will accompany you." The man lay down again, hugged the woman's head, and touched his lips lightly.

The woman smiled, adjusted her posture, and continued to watch TV.

The man persevered for a while, his eyelids closed again.

I do n’t know how long it has passed. The man suddenly woke up and protected the woman on his body. "I have grown ..."

"No ~" The woman started laughing, "Hehehe, you didn't hold me down, I didn't fall ~"

"Hug, sorry."

The man rubbed his face and stared his eyes wide at the TV. The two readjusted their postures, and there is still a reunion show on TV.

The men's eyelids began to close again ...

"What is your previous commission?" The woman rolled over the man, looking at the man whose eyelids just opened again after touching each other.

"Well ..." The man just didn't react, but soon, he understood the woman's intention. The man spends time with the woman before going to work, no, now is the time for the woman to help the man spend time with the woman before going to work. We usually call this kind of thing for love.

Although the love is strong, this topic does not seem to be what men want to share, "Not what ..."

"Tell me chant ~" The woman blinked, there was no other topic, she could only stick to it.

"Well, it was a boring commission. I called a person from the east."

"Wow ~ Every day? 4 a.m.?" The woman is really a little curious now, "What phone call? Can't the person entrusting you make the call?"

"Uh ..." The man was a little embarrassed.

"Say ~ The delegation is over anyway ~"

"Okay, curse the phone. At 4 a.m. every day, I wait for the man to pick up the phone, and then, I start scolding him."

"Huh?" The woman looked confused.

The man set the hair in front of the forehead for the woman. "Don't ask me, I don't even know who the client is."

"Uh. Then the check for you every day?"

"Lily, do you remember, you should have seen it once."

"The secretary of the mayor?"

"Yep."

"Hah!" The woman's eyes shone, "Mayor's ... Secretary's check ~"

The man was helpless, "I know what you are thinking, but I don't think our mayor is so boring."

"Don't speak for the blood-sucking monster!" The woman suddenly became serious.

The man pursed his lips and said nothing at the beginning.

The woman realized that she had spoken the wrong thing, and quickly remedied, leaning on the man ’s chest, "You are not a monster, I love you. I hate the mayor because he is obviously like you, but he has always been above the inaction. You have no place in this society. Wake up at four in the morning for a few cents! "

If the topic is about the social status of aliens in the west, more specifically, the status of vampires and other aliens, then no one has more say than a man who is an alien and is clearly not a vampire. But he didn't seem to want to say it. Gently stroking the woman's back.

The woman spoke again, continuing to shift into a bad atmosphere, with a curious smile, "How did you scold on the phone?"

The man bent his mouth silently, refusing to inform.

"Tell me!" The woman looked serious. "You are the most gentleman I have ever seen! I have never seen you say a dirty word!"

"Okay. Are you ready. Is-* you." The man said a short sentence with a rumpled face.

"That's it?" The woman froze for a moment and then her eyes were shining. Uncontrollable, she began to laugh on the man. "Haha! That's it ?!"

"Yes, that's it, repeat for ten minutes." The man seemed to think he was ridiculous, but he shook his head helplessly, "Thanks to the client for not paying with the commission. Not available. "

The woman cleared her throat to stop the laughter, and sat up seriously on the man. "Sir! I am disappointed with you! I guess I have an obligation to teach you some words that have gathered the essence of human language to expand your poor expression. ! "

"Then ... teach me."

Does anyone want to learn? I'm sorry, I can't repeat it. But don't make up your mind too fast. We are not inexplicably running away from Vega City, our protagonist, to watch a couple teach "swearing". Bad things are about to happen ...

The door of the living room was knocked open, and then some of the people who entered the fish commented on the teaching on the sofa, "You are a human shame, die with him."