The red dragon just wants to do whatever he wants

Chapter 6 Reverse breath is the most deadly

"Hey, don't clamp it so tightly! Open it quickly and let sister see."

The drow who tried to open his cloaca with his bare hands was also stunned. He didn't seem to expect that the promiscuous red dragon would actually

Even shy! ?

Even if the other party was just a red dragon cub, this discovery made the elf who was just prepared to watch the excitement even more excited, and couldn't help but get involved.

"I'll hold down your lower limbs."

"Be gentle, don't break your jaw scales! The price will drop."

Although the scientific name of the giant dragon's body structure is also called the cloaca, it is completely different from the simple hole-like structure of birds and even lizards. Instead, it is composed of several dragon scales. If you want to describe it, the shape is more similar to the mouthparts of a crab. .

From the outside to the inside, they are divided into large jaw scales densely covered with spines, slightly smooth small jaw scales, two pairs of jaw legs responsible for assisted reproductive excretion and even cleaning the cloaca, and slightly soft upper and lower gland doors, which are respectively responsible for accommodating reproductive organs and excretion.

Therefore, when the dragon resists with all its strength, it still takes a lot of effort to achieve its goal without violently destroying the cloacal tissue.

But obviously, this will definitely not trouble the experienced drow.

As for where the practical experience comes from?

Of course it comes from Metal Dragon!

Seeing the drow conquering the city step by step, David was about to lose his virginity. David also knew that it was time for him to fight hard.

His original plan was to wait for the drow to untie the chain on his mouth and eat, then use the power of anger to buy energy storage time for his breath, but now it seemed that he could only find another way.

Countless ideas were passed through my mind and rejected one by one, because one key question could not be avoided no matter what:

His mouth is tied, so he can't breathe fire and burn the boat!

‘Made! It would be great if I could kill these shameless Drow! ’ David, who was so angry that he suddenly had an idea.

As soon as this idea came up, he somehow connected it with a discussion post he saw on whether a lighter could light farts when he was visiting a mental bar in his previous life, and then a GIF of a ballerina standing upside down and breathing fire appeared in his mind. picture

'Hey, I wish I could spit fire from my anus at this time.'

etc!

He suddenly remembered his unreliable ability:

Arrogant and powerful!

‘Maybe I can really breathe in reverse? ’

David's eyes widened.

'No! I, David, could have breathed in reverse! ’

‘After all, the mouth and anus are originally connected. When air comes out of the mouth, it’s burping, and when it comes out of the anus, it’s fart. Since the dragon’s mouth can breathe fire, why can’t the anus? ’

'yes! It totally works in theory! ’

‘I could do it when I was a human in my previous life, but there’s no reason why I can’t do it when I become a dragon! ’

Seeing that his jaws and legs, which were his last layer of defense, were about to be opened, David took a risk and took a deep breath. In the blink of an eye, he became a bulging pufferfish.

"Hey, why is his belly bulging? Could it be that he wants to breathe?" A drow said out of alarm.

"How can he breathe when his mouth is blocked? Unless he wants to explode on the spot like a dwarf's musket."

"Oh, don't be greedy. I heard from Saleen that he did this once on the way back and ended up farting. He probably wanted to kill us with his fart right now."

"Hahahaha!" A group of drow immediately laughed at this cold joke.

But before they could finish laughing, they struggled for a long time to pry open most of the cloaca, and it suddenly opened on its own.

puff!

The red dragon fetus, which was as black as soot, sprayed out and covered the mouth and face of the drow who was laughing the loudest.

The drows next to him were stunned for a moment, then even more gloated about his misfortune.

Little did he know that the last obstacle blocking a certain passage had been removed.

[Power - Arrogance]

"\u0026amp;amp;¥% # !!!" The drow who had been tricked finally became angry, spitting fragrant slang from his hometown, clenching his fists and hitting David's softest abdomen.

But just when her fist was about to hit the red baby dragon, a raging flame instantly engulfed her vision.

On the spot, he COSed a "Ghost Rider" whose head was on fire.

Then there was a loud bang.

The drow's lower cabin exploded.

On a solitary peak on the coast, the red dragon Pavla looked at the seaside in a daze. From time to time, she glanced at her daughter who was chewing on stones by her side, sighed, and then her headache became worse.

It wasn't that she didn't bring back food for the other party. Except for the two drow elves that she smashed on the spot when she was having fun, she still brought back four relatively intact drows for her child who was about to hatch out of his shell.

However, only one of the three dragon eggs brought back successfully broke out of the shell, and the rest became dead eggs.

If this situation were to happen to a young dragon that had just hatched out of its shell, it would probably dislocate its jaw from laughter on the spot, and then it would swoop up and swallow all four drow and two dead eggs, even if the weight might be on the spot. Stress him to death.

But this daughter didn't even touch her.

He also claimed that even if he starved to death and jumped from this peak, he would never eat a bite of the corpses of intelligent creatures and his siblings.

It's simply more of a metal dragon than those metal dragons.

But there was nothing she could do about it, who made it all her own fault?

She was woken up one after another during the crucial long sleep last time. After learning that the reason for being woken up was that a group of creatures had stolen all the dragon dung in her territory, Pavla became extremely angry. For seventeen whole days.

When she came back to her senses, she discovered that a silver dragon was actually trying to stop her from continuing to pour out her anger? !

She was in estrus, so she beat the self-proclaimed righteous silver dragon to the ground on the spot and lost her temper.

Then there was this nest of dragon eggs.

Thinking about it afterwards makes me feel a little sore.

It's not like she can't dispose of them in a "legal and reasonable" way, but why is she still a believer of His Majesty Tiamat?

If His Majesty Tiamat saw him openly killing 'its children' on the spot, it would be much more troublesome to get benefits from the Mother of Dragons in the future.

Pavla, who had already resigned herself to her fate, was returning to her nest with her prey, only to find that the nest of dragon eggs had been stolen!

What a good thing!

Pavla was so excited that before she could celebrate her freedom in advance, she was so excited that she killed all the drow on the spot.

In fact, it seems that she didn't kill them all. There were still three cubs hidden in her poop, one of which was a cub that had broken out of its shell in advance.

She thought for a while but couldn't remove the claws. After thinking about it again, she couldn't remove the claws, so she took the remaining three dragon eggs and found a solitary peak to rest for a while.

After all, this seems to be the first nest of dragon eggs in her dragon life.

It seems not bad to hatch a nest of dragon eggs for fun first.

But she never expected it

As a red dragon, she actually gave birth to a metal dragon with pure blood.

A silver dragon.

"Oh! Tiamat is on top!"

Fearing divine punishment, Pavla had the urge to stuff her daughter back into her cloaca on the spot.

As a result, the subconscious prayer to the Dragon Mother actually attracted the attention of Tiamat, the scale of evil, who sent blessings to the confused Pavla and told her to raise her well and follow the instructions. His Majesty’s Majesty Yama’s words:

"What could be more interesting than personally training a metal dragon and watching her who claims to be righteous and kind-hearted fall into hell day by day? I really want to see what the King of the North Wind will reveal one day when he sees my work. Face? I think you must be able to experience this kind of fun, right? My dear Pavla?"

To be honest, when she was bewitched by the evil dragon mother, Pavla also thought this idea was quite interesting, but the problem was...

When she originally thought about it, wouldn't it be enough to raise the baby dragons just to grab some food after they hatch out of their shells, and just make sure they don't starve to death?

Why is a perfectly good baby dragon actually a silver dragon?

Forget about the silver dragon, why does it still have a long mouth?

Do you still talk so much nonsense all day long?

Just like now, the innocent silver baby dragon raised his head and said to the dragon mother:

"Mom, don't be bewitched by the evil scale anymore. You will go to hell sooner or later. Why don't we convert to the kind and great King of the North Wind, Ba."

"Shut up! Tanya, if you say another word, my mother will eat you up!" The young mother glared at her.

"Ha", forced by the majesty of his mother, the silver baby dragon still choked his neck and swallowed the name of that great being, looking extremely aggrieved.

Pavla, who was suffering from a headache, still made her original decision:

"Wait here while I go get your stupid brother back. From now on, he will take care of you."

"What? I actually have a brother?" Tanya was stunned at first, pretending to be excited, but there was a hint of unconcealable fear deep in her eyes.

Yes, a fool who even dares to get into a cesspool.

After waiting to dismantle the broken ship of those black-skinned goblins, we must put him in the sea and rinse him more.

Pavla flicked the dragon's tail out of boredom, but just as she flapped her wings one after another, she was about to jump down from the top of the mountain.

The Drow ship, which had been locked for scrap by this red dragon in advance, suddenly burst into flames.

It burned.

Immediately afterwards, under the astonished gazes of dragon mother Pafula and dragon sister Tanya, a red figure with a fire-breathing butt broke out of the water on the side of the ship.

He was tied to a dead wood pile, but empowered by the powerful impact reaction force, several water floats were hit on the sea surface one after another, and then he rushed in like a flying fireball with sparks all the way to the beach next door. In the dense forest to the east, it disappeared in the blink of an eye.

And with Dragon Mother's extraordinary eyesight, which is far better than that of an eagle, she naturally caught the red dragon's face that was wildly happy and somewhat proud after her revenge was successful.

picture!

so similar!

It's exactly the same as when she was young.

But as soon as his eyes fell back to the buttocks that continued to spurt out flames, his head, which was already filled with magma, couldn't help but start to shut down. As soon as he lost his footing, he fell directly from the top of the mountain.

"Cool~" Only the Silver Dragonling, who had witnessed such a scene for the first time, opened his eyes and mouth wide, and couldn't help but let out a sweet aria.

"Is that your other child, my brother?"

"No, you don't have a brother. What you just saw was just an illusion. Do you remember?" Dragon Mother, who flew back to the top of the mountain at some point, spread her wings to block the curious and admiring gaze of the silver baby dragon, with a look on her face. Righteous words.

She actually gave birth to a red dragon cub that breathed out of its butt after a silver dragon!

Oh my God! Could it be that I was ‘blessed’ by the King of the North Wind?

I'm afraid His Majesty Tiamat will wake up from his long slumber in the endless plane with laughter when he hears this!

This is simply the shame of the dragon!

She, Crimson Calamity Pafla, would never admit that she had given birth to such a weird dragon cub!

no way! ! !

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