The second dimension where sissy ninjas begin

Tsunade and Naruko Uzumaki, a battle between Obasan and a person who has come out of the Lori period is actually not exciting, Tsunade has always held the intention of teasing children, not so much a battle as a guiding mentality.

Originally, when he saw Tsunade's move through the sky, Tianming, who was already nervous, had relaxed.

In Kato's eyes, this is just a one-sided battle, although the little girl can use chakra ninjutsu without seals is very surprising to her, but Tsunade-sama has not been serious, otherwise that kind of attack method is too easy to deal with.

Sakura Haruno and the others are very envious of Naruko Uzumaki's endless storage capacity of chakra, including Hinata.

The spiral pill held by Naruko Uzumaki was kicked away by Tsunade, and was shocked out by the impact of Chakra, and the embarrassed "ass backwards flat sand and goose style" butt hit a stone, and the pain instantly forgot to fight, and jumped up in pain while holding his buttocks.

Tianming instantly felt distressed, crying and laughing, and couldn't bear to look directly, Tianming, who had excellent eyesight, saw that Naruko's pants had broken a hole, revealing the white and tender skin on the little buttocks, as well as the red dots, which were obviously made out of the stone diaphragm.

Tsunade stopped, her goal was to get Naruko Uzumaki to take away her complacency and not feel relieved that she could win against the ninja school students.

With a hint of teasing, he said, "Little ghost, isn't this going to work?" You can't even raise half of my will to fight~"

Naruko Uzumaki had tears in her eyes, she was hurt by the small stone, and she kicked it into the sky with all her might.

Holding his buttocks with one hand, he continued to pose in a fighting posture and said the phrase often said by the protagonist of the Japanese manga: "Don't feel like you've won, the real battle is only starting now!" "

Tsunade pretended to be bored, yawned and said, "We'll see." "

Then he turned back to Kato Shizun and said, "Mute, go get me a pot of wine, and bring some side dishes back." "

......

Naruko Uzumaki, who was so excited by Tsunade's fried hair, had two ponytails that were directly cocked. "Wow, yes, yes! Damn old woman! I'm really! "

Seeing a Tsunade like Naruko Uzumaki, I felt very kind.

"It's really like you have the appearance of a whirlpool nine Sinai blood red peppers."

Tsunade folded his arms to make her pair bigger, and said with a smile: "I'm angry, it's so cute, I'm going to admit defeat when I'm cute~"

(This look, the more I look at it, the more I look like Jiu Xinnai, it's a pity that I didn't have a disciple at the beginning, and I blame Tuanzang for having to stop that old thing.) ）

Interrupted by this sentence, Naruko Uzumaki's two golden ponytails, which had been dancing, quieted down again, and asked curiously, "Old woman, have you seen my mother?"

Tsunade didn't care about the word "old woman" this time, but carefully looked at Naruko Uzumaki's appearance and said, "Not only have I seen it, but I almost became your mother's teacher." "

Tianming heard this revelation and thought about it carefully.,It seems that the original didn't mention Tsunade and Uzumaki Kushina almost became a master and apprentice.,But that's right.,The manga won't draw any plot.,Let the reader imagine himself.,It's the best.。

Naruko Uzumaki let out a cute exclamation, pointed at Tsunade in disbelief and said, "Don't try to lie to me, how could my mother be a disciple with someone like you." "

Tsunade jumped his eyebrows and said, "Little ghost, make it clear, what do you call a person like me!" "

Amaki thought in his mind, and Naruko Uzumaki counted her fingers carefully and began to calculate Tsunade's shortcomings one by one.

"Lustful immortals are already very old, but you are as big as a lustful fairy, and you are so old and so tender, you are really an old woman who loves to pretend to be tender."

"You're still a gambler, you like to gamble, and you often lose money, and you don't have money to pay back when you lose, and you use transformation techniques to avoid debts, and you don't pay back the money, so you must not let Tianming lend you money, otherwise you will never get it back, and you will still rely on our house to cheat and cheat, well, that's right, and Sakura and they too, can't lend you money."

Suddenly he thought of something, and asked Tsunade seriously, "Hey? By the way, the lustful fairy is lustful, the old woman, you are a gambler, so who is the other person (referring to the three ninjas)? Is it a drug addict? By the way, and..."

In a hot spring inn not far from Konoha Village, Jiraiya, who was collecting materials, couldn't help but sneeze a lot, but was discovered by the women who were soaking in the hot springs very quietly, and when they wanted to escape, they were hit directly in the head by a clog, and fell directly into the hot spring.

The panicked women shouted loudly to their washed companions, covering their bodies to prevent them from going naked.

The companions who had already dressed came in with sticks and anti-wolf weapons, and when they saw Jiraiya, they held a pair of shackles and said, "It's you old rascal again, hurry up and arrest him and send him to the garrison of Konoha Village!" "

Jiraiya desperately dodged the sticks, barrels and shoes thrown at him, while performing ninjutsu: "Damn, how can you be so embarrassed as an immortal!" Reverse spiritism! "

A burst of white smoke appeared, and Jilai was also channeled back to Miaomu Mountain, and when he saw Jiraiya's flustered appearance, he knew what he was doing, and Zhima Xian was so popular that his son Wentai ran around with Jiraiya.

Naruko Uzumaki, who wanted to continue, had stopped, her nerves were as big as her, and she could feel the murderous aura.

Tsunade strode forward while raising his right hand in the air.

The flames in his eyes had materialized, as if he was about to burn the whirlpool Naruko in front of him: "Stinky little ghost!" Your boyfriend who is going to beat you today can't recognize you!! "

Kato Shizune found that Tsunade-sama was really angry this time, and stepped forward to hug Tsunade in a panic, and Tsunade, who was burned with anger, directly hung Kato Shizune on his body and continued to walk forward with her.

！！！ it, the original didn't say that Naruto had the attribute of a deadly mouth shield!

Tianming found out that Tsunade was serious this time, and he was frightened and immediately stepped forward to divert Tsunade's target. _

Feilu reminds you: There are three things to read - collect and push