The Secret Agent Brought the Assassin to His House!

The sun is rising, and the room is getting brighter. The weather might be good for people to dry their laundry, but it doesn’t matter much to me since I only dry my clothes indoors.

I’m more interested in the Assassin who smells sweet beside me. What kind of perfume can make people feel so sultry?

I’m reading a book beside her with a cool look on my face, but I can’t get into the contents of the book at all. It’s like when I listen to loud music when I study.

” ….I don’t think that kind of thing is supposed to be read in front of me. ”

The Assassin mutters as she looks at the book I am reading. The book I’m reading, by the way, is called [The Art of Taking Down a Woman. ]

It’s a book I’ve kept on my bookshelf for a long time, thinking I’d never have a chance to read it.

She points at the book and makes fun of me for reading it.

“I don’t think that kind of thing usually works, and I don’t think there are any women who would fall for something like that.”

“Really? …We’ve got some free time. Do you want to try an experiment? ”

” …I have a bad feeling about this.”

Anyway, the Assassin can’t escape from here, so let’s do whatever I want. According to this book, what’s the first thing?

First of all… is it Kabe-don? When was the last time you heard that? I’m almost a little disappointed in the book’s unreliability,

But If you don’t do it, you don’t know how effective it is, and it’s free to just do it.

“Hey, what is going on….?”

The Assassin is nervous, wondering what I’m going to do to her. I walk around to the front of the Assassin and step back, elbows thudding against the wall next to her face. Her face is suddenly close to mine.

The Assassin’s face is right there when I open my eyes, her mouth agape. What a trick! Kabe-don!

I can’t believe it’s a trick to [Take Down a Woman]. The Assassin’s clear eyes and beautiful red lips make me lose my mind. I’m the one who’d fall over again with the Assassin instead.

Still, I mutter a line that’s sure to take a cool girl down.

“Don’t think you can escape from me…”

“Hy, hyaa…”

The Assassin is acting, or maybe she’s exaggerating and becomes more timid than usual. She won’t make eye contact with me. I realize that I’m saying embarrassing words, and I back away in a daze.

“How’d it go? Did you almost fall in love? ”

“No, of course not. Kabe-don is only for girls in shoujo manga.”

The Assassin denies it without hesitation. I guess the Kabe-don didn’t work on her. It worked great for me instead.

“What, Assassin read shoujo manga?”

I said what I wondered, as usual. I felt that the Assassin didn’t seem to be interested in love. The Assassin looked a little embarrassed and stared at me,

“What’s wrong with that? ”

“You’re a girl too, aren’t you? Shall I give you a lot of girlie stuff?”

“How many times have I told you I gave up being a woman long ago?

“Does this look like a woman who’s given up being a woman? ”

I show the Assassin her waiting-to-be-kissed face, taken yesterday. The Assassin turns red and clatters her cuffs.

“Hey, wait! You’ve got that on your wallpaper! Change it! Or I’ll kill you when this comes off.”

“Then you’ll never take them off. I’ll take it off when it’s time for our wedding.”

“If you take it off only for the wedding, I’ll never take it off. I’ll die here.”

I smile at the Assassin, who quips at me. The Assassin silently tilts her head to the side.

“Then we’ll be together until we die.”

These words are very frightening in this situation. With that, I go to the kitchen to make lunch. I think it’s Napolitan today.

It is another story that I saw the Assassin struggling to get out of the handcuffs behind me, and I laughed at her.