The System Made Me a Fool

　　In order to realize his plan, Yan Ge deliberately did not inform Qi Yun, the defender near the capital, of the exact time when he would return to the dynasty, and at the same time arranged enough manpower in Fangcheng near the capital in advance as an important actor when the show was staged.

　　Fangcheng is located about 70 miles north of the capital, with Mushan in the east and Qinjiang in the west. Because of its unique geographical location, it has always been the last barrier of Kyoto.

　　There is a beacon fire system between Fangcheng and the capital, so that information can be transmitted to the capital as quickly as possible in case of any change, and these beacon towers have also become important props for Yan Ge to complete the task.

　　On this day, Yan Ge took Ran Yingying to the viewing platform on the Mushan Mountain.

　　Yan Ge smiled and said to Bao Si: "Beauty, today I will show you a good show."

　　Although Bao Si maintained her usual indifferent expression, she still couldn't help but be a little curious: "Your Majesty, in the barren mountains and mountains here, why are there any good shows to watch?"

　　"Ha ha."

　　Yan Ge smiled and said, "beauty, don't worry, the good show will start soon."

　　After a while, a large cloud of dust suddenly appeared on the horizon in the distance, which was an omen of the galloping cavalry.

　　Yan Ge knew that it was Qi Yun's army that had returned.

　　But because the defenders of Fangcheng had not been notified, they did not know that this was our army, and they were immediately surprised by who was coming.

　　At this time, Yan Ge's pre-arranged hands began to shout in the crowd: "No, the Huns are back!"

　　"It's over, General Qi Yun was intercepted and killed by the Xiongnu halfway, and Wu Wei Shanyu led the Xiongnu cavalry to come straight!"

　　The rumors were heard one after another, and the entire defending army suddenly became a mess. The defense generals in the panic did not confirm the authenticity of the rumors, and directly ordered the beacon fire to be passed to the capital! Bao Si on the screen mountain saw this scene.

　　The delicate little face was so frightened that she said, "Your Majesty, the Huns are here, should we hurry back to the palace?"

　　Yan Ge smiled and whispered a few words in Ran Ying's ear, Bao Si suddenly said in a coquettish tone, "Your Majesty's good idea, let people startle you for nothing!"

　　In the capital, at this time, Su Hong was organizing the training of the Praetorian Guards, and suddenly there was a long-range beacon fire, and the sound of a horn came from the sky.

　　Su Hong was shocked and went up to the city tower to confirm that this was an early warning signal from the defenders of Fangcheng, indicating that Fangcheng had encountered a military attack! At this time, Su Hong remembered that His Majesty was taking the beautiful concubine to visit the Mushan Mountain next to Fangcheng today. If there is an enemy attack, Your Majesty is at stake! So Su Hong didn't have time to think about it, and immediately.

　　Mounted on the horse, mobilized all the janitorial guards, and shouted: "Brothers, follow me to rescue Your Majesty!!"

　　The Janissaries were dispatched in full force and went straight to Fangcheng.

　　At this time, Qi Yun, who was on her way back to Beijing, was also very surprised. It is reasonable to say that this place is very close to the capital, but she did not see the people who were arranged to greet her.

　　Later, when she saw the wolf smoke in front of her, she also thought that something was wrong in the capital, and hurriedly pointed out

　　The dragoon corps rushed forward to find out.

　　In this way, both Qi Yunjun and Su Hongjun just rushed forward, too late to find out what happened, and the two troops approached each other quickly! They saw each other's troops soon! Coincidentally, Qi Yunjun happened to be wearing a new-style dragon in the lead. The legion of cavalry armor, Su Hong is not familiar with Su Hong as the defender of the capital at all, and Qi Yun has lived in the northern part of the Saibei for a long time. He does not know that the city defense army has been reorganized into the Guards, and he does not understand the flags of the newly emerging Su Hong and the Guards.

　　So both sides thought that the other party was a traitor who threatened the emperor. Su Hong was in a hurry to kill the enemy and rescue the emperor. Qi Yun was in a hurry to return to the capital to protect the emperor. But he saw it clearly, frowned and said to Qi Yun: "General Qi, wait a minute, the old man sees clearly, the leading general in front is the defender of the capital, the former general Su Hong, is there any misunderstanding that Su Hong is loyal, it is absolutely impossible. Betray Your Majesty!"

　　Qi Yun then waved to stop the troops from moving forward. At the same time, Su Hong also saw Jiang Ziya and Qi Yun's banners clearly, and muttered: "This is not General Qi Yun's troops returning to Beijing, right?"

　　So he quickly stopped.

　　Jiang Ziya and Su Hong came out to meet in front of the battle respectively, and only then did they completely confirm each other's identity.

　　"General Jiang, why did you come back early and didn't tell us the time and why did the defenders of the city set up beacon fires?"

　　Su Hong asked strangely.

　　Jiang Ziya was even more puzzled: "General Su, where are the people who greeted us? How could you bring a large army to attack us?"

　　The two then looked at each other, and the two armies, hundreds of thousands of people, also looked at each other, each with a blank expression.

　　"Hahaha!"

　　"Hahaha!"

　　Just when the two armies faced each other under Fangcheng, Ran Yingying on the Mushan Observation Deck was already laughing her back and forth.

　　"Your Majesty, you are too bad. Look at those generals, who are being played around by you!"

　　Bao Si giggled and said.

　　Bao Si's smile was like a snow lotus blooming on the Tianshan Mountains, blooming from the ice and melting the iceberg.

　　Looking back and smiling Bai Meisheng, Liu Gong's pink daisies have no color, it is not an exaggeration to describe it with this verse, Yan Ge is fascinated by it.

　　"Beauty, be happy now!"

　　Yan Ge embraced Bao Si madly.

　　"Your Majesty, it's hard to make me happy for you."

　　Bao Si said shyly and timidly, even with her cold personality, seeing a man willing to go to great lengths just to amuse her, she was very moved.

　　In order to resolve the misunderstanding between Su Hong and Qi Yun, Yan Ge brought Bao Si down the mountain to the crowd. Only then did everyone realize that it was just Yan Ge playing tricks on them for fun. All of them were dumbfounded and speechless.

　　Qi Yun was stunned for a long time before she said angrily: "Your Majesty! You are playing tricks on my army of hundreds of thousands for the sake of a mere woman. If this matter spreads out, it will make the world ridiculed and the soldiers will be chilled!"

　　Su Hong also shook his head: "Your Majesty, you are thinking about these absurd dramas again and again, but it is hard for us uninformed ministers."

　　This incident is recorded in the "Complete History of the Wei Dynasty" as follows: "Bao Si is not funny, but the emperor wants to have fun.

　　In August of the second year of Jianyuan, the emperor sent people to falsely spread the beacon fire, and led a [-]-strong army to Fangcheng, but there were no bandits. Qi Yun and Su Hong stared blankly at each other, and Bao Si watched it from the Mushan Mountain. ban."

　　"Ding dong, the system prompts that the host completes the hidden task 'Fenghuo Play Princes' and will be rewarded with [-] points!"

　　"Ding Dong, the system prompts that the host's absurd behavior has aroused the anger and distrust of the soldiers, and the reward is [-] points!"

　　The completion of the quest and the extra stun value reward made Yan Ge very happy, but combined with Qi Yun's dissatisfied expression and the system prompt, Yan Ge realized that the game was still a bit big this time. They left a bad impression on their minds.

　　So Yan Ge hurriedly said loudly to Qi Yunjun: "Generals, I just made a joke with Er et al.

　　Don't worry, everyone, you fought hard for the Great Wei and made great contributions, and I will never treat you badly."

　　"I announce that the pay of all Qi Yunjun's soldiers will be doubled, and the military merit obtained this time will be doubled.

　　I set up a banquet in the south of the city for three consecutive days of good wine and good meat, and all the beauties of the brothel in the capital will come to accompany you, everyone can have fun for three days without sleep!"

　　"Great!"

　　"Long live Your Majesty!"

　　"Long live Your Majesty!"

　　As soon as these words came out, Qi Yun had not had time to say anything, and the cheers from all over the mountains and plains had already drowned Yan Ge and others.

　　Soldiers don't care what absurd things the emperor has done, wine, beauty, money, military merit, these are the things they value most, and they don't care about other things. The emperor who makes them happy is a good emperor. Long live them! Yan Ge patted Qi Yun on the shoulder: "General Qi Yun, don't be angry, I know that you are my great Wei Guozhu, and I have set up a banquet of the highest standard in Lutai, where I will take care of you. Clean up!"

　　After speaking, he patted Qi Yun on the shoulder affectionately and rode the carriage with her.

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Chapter 81

　　Seeing that the emperor was so enthusiastic and sincere, Qi Yun could not pursue the matter just now, so she could only nod her head and say, "I respect your majesty's will!"

　　Yan Ge had just seen the beauty of Bao Si's melting ice and snow, and felt that it was completely different from Bao Si's beauty.

　　But now that Qi Yun is over thirty years old, her demeanor has not diminished in the past, on the contrary, she is a bit more mature, which makes Yan Ge feel like a cat scratching her head.

　　At the banquet, Yan Ge first announced the reward for this hero, and named Qi Yun as a hussar general, holding the title of the governor of the northern border! Officially named Jiang Ziya as the chief minister of the military aircraft department, to control the world's troops and horses! The replaced Wang Meng Then he was named the right minister, and he was named Taifu! So far, these three have reached the pinnacle of the power of the Great Wei.

　　After the announcement of the award, the banquet officially began, and when the preparations were intertwined, Yan Ge kept pouring wine on Qi Yun, the purpose was of course to make this female general drunk.

　　Who knew that Qi Yun's alcohol intake was not inferior to that of a man at all, and Yan Ge did not let her get drunk even after drinking for a long time.

　　But Qi Yun also had a ruddy face after drinking, so Yan Ge took the opportunity to get a little cheaper.

　　Qi Yun felt that she was incapable of drinking, and finally resigned. Yan Ge was not easy to stop him. It was impossible for him to directly ask Qi Yun to sleep with you, so it would be strange not to be slapped twice by this hot-tempered female general! So Yan Ge also I had to let her go, anyway, she will stay in the capital for a while, and there is a chance to take her down.

　　That night, the wild flowers did not bloom at home, and Yan Ge Yanfu, who did not succeed in attacking Qi Yun, was still not shallow.

　　Bao Si Fang, who was successfully amused, seemed to be open to Yan Ge. She not only drank a lot of wine with Yan Ge, but also took the initiative to serve Yan Ge in bed.

　　"Beauty, how happy you are today, why are you so sad all day long? Is there anything in my palace that you are not satisfied with?"

　　Yan Ge kissed Bao Si's delicate cheek and asked.

　　"His Majesty's palace is naturally as luxurious and beautiful as a fairyland, but the concubine thinks of the tragic fate of her father and brother, and she also misses her hometown far away in the sky. She only feels that she is floating like duckweed, how can she not feel sadness from it?"

　　There was melancholy in Bao Si's jewel-like eyes.

　　Yan Ge remembered that he had read an unofficial history before, saying that Bao Si was born in poverty and had a tragic fate.

　　It is because of these traumas that she always has no smile on her face.

　　This kind of psychological problem is called post-traumatic stress disorder in modern times, and it is not easy to recover.

　　Thinking of this, Yan Ge felt even more distressed, rubbing her dark cloud-like blue silk and said softly: "Fool, I am your relative.

　　As long as I'm by your side, I won't allow you to be unhappy!"

　　On the second day, Yan Ge officially named Baosi Concubine You, and lived in the Shang Palace.

　　Since then, Bao Si has always been melancholy, but she is much better than when she first came to the palace.

　　After Qi Yun accepted the award, she did not immediately.

　　Returning to Shanhaiguan, but leading the army to stay in the capital for a period of time, the right to rest.

　　Yan Ge was obsessed with Qi Yun's beauty, and invited her to the martial arts field on the grounds of asking for swordsmanship.

　　Qi Yun thought that the emperor sincerely asked her for advice, so she happily agreed and came to the martial arts field to wait early.

　　When Yan Ge came to the martial arts field to see, his eyes suddenly straightened.

　　I saw that today's Qi Yun deliberately changed out of the cumbersome armor she had been wearing before, and put on a light and bright silver willow-leaf phoenix wing armor in order to show off her skills.

　　Everyone has a love for beauty. As the commander-in-chief of an army, Qi Yun added some designs to her special armor, highlighting some women, and her curvaceous beauty is also human nature.

　　Qi Yun has been fighting against the grassland peoples in the north all the year round. Their folk customs are fierce and the women dress up wildly. Qi Yun is influenced by them, so she forms such a style of dressing.

　　When Yan Ge was thinking about it, Qi Yun had already walked over: "What kind of swordsmanship does Your Majesty want to learn from me."

　　"General Qi is highly skilled in martial arts

　　, I am willing to learn any kind of swordsmanship."

　　Yan Ge laughed.

　　Qi Yun said: "Since Your Majesty is so eager to learn, then the last general will be a shame!"