The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

What is non-material?

Li Fan swallowed. He only saw two bloody holes staring at him, with blood vessels and pink flesh still trembling.

Just when he didn't know how to answer, a rainbow light flashed from behind him, and thunder exploded on the top of his head.

The old Taoist let go of his hand, threw Li Fan back to the futon and sat down. Although he was blind, his movements were not hindered at all and he walked past him. He put the shining red sword into his arms and made a seal with both hands. When compiling, he bent down and knelt down,

Mountain Master.

Mountain owner?

Li Fan shrank his neck and turned his head to look.

But he saw a man with a face as pure as jade, lips as red as sand, and a man nine feet tall looking at him with a smile. He was probably the mountain owner.

He didn't dress up like a Taoist priest. He wore a red robe with his chest exposed, and he didn't wear a scarf or a crown. He just had disheveled hair, but he didn't look too slovenly. In every gesture, he was quite handsome, handsome, and had an extraordinary bearing.

Well, as expected, this kind of thing mainly depends on appearance.

Sword Master Qin, how do you look? The mountain master asked the old Taoist, still looking at Li Fan with a smile on his face, as if he didn't see the bloody mess on the ground at all.

Back to the mountain master, the old Taoist priest seemed to complain, pointing his hand towards Li Fan's nose, this kid is a Taoist.

What kind of Taoism, why does it sound like a curse word?

Li Fan frowned and secretly moved to one side, and the veteran's fingers also moved along with his nose.

Damn, your eyeballs are all missing! Is this still visible?

This boy is looking at the stars and the moon, and he is actually able to fall into a dream in front of the abyss! The evil energy aroused when he enters samadhi feeds all the heavenly demons! But his Taoist body is safe and sound, with no trace of the demonic form manifesting! Even his mind is as stable as an ordinary person's, Such calm and great courage, this is the innate seed of seeking the truth!

You're too polite, you don't dare to say anything calm and composed, but you look really confused...

But the moment the old Taoist turned his face and followed the mountain master as he spoke, Li Fan, who was complaining in his heart, was really frightened.

Just because the old man turned his head and bowed, two more eyeballs actually grew out of his bloody eye sockets that he had dug out!

And it was obviously the one that had grown out just now! Two mung bean-like pellets emerged from the granulation of a blood vessel. They were entangled with pink and blue-black nerve synapses and hung in the center of the eye socket. They trembled and trembled, which was unusual. ...It's just that kind of... scary, disgusting, and a little bit funny... This kind of feeling is quite inexplicable...

‘Li Fan’s mood dropped by 1 point. Notice! Li Fan, mood, 5/100, extremely dangerous! ’

Li Fan didn't care that the system was still screaming, so he sat down on the futon nervously.

Because that mangosteen, bah bah, the owner of the mountain, had already swayed in front of Li Fan with his arms akimbo like a big red crab, squatting on the ground and looking at Li Fan, and even came over and sniffed like a dog.

Yeah! It's so rare to be able to enter samadhi for the first time when worshiping the moon! It's so rare to be able to enter samadhi and face the abyss! And it's so rare that you haven't even peeed all over your body! You are indeed a born Taoist!

The mountain master nodded to the old Taoist with a look of approval, and the old Taoist also looked deeply convinced.

Li Fan squinted at them, asking, As long as you are not incontinent, you can be a Taoist. Are your standards set too low?

Then the mountain owner also turned his head and opened his eyes wide. The whites of his two pairs of eyes were tumbling up and down, and six pupils were gathered together. He came to Li Fan and asked,

Then what did you see? Is it something or something?

‘Li Fan’s mood dropped by 1 point. Notice! Li Fan, mood, 4/100, extremely dangerous! ’

Li Fan was really scared to pee at this moment, a little bit...

No, you are sick, right? Isn't it good for An Anwen to have two eyes and two eyeballs? And don’t keep changing your face as if in Sichuan opera! Which normal person can bear this? !

Being frightened and feeling rebellious, Li Fan really had no good temper and said, I don't know what's not real. I just remember that I seemed to see a starry sky, and there was a string of purple bubbles floating in the sky...

Ah——! Don't see, don't hear, don't tell! Not happy, not angry, not sad! Not afraid, not afraid, not afraid!

The old Taoist priest suddenly shouted loudly, interrupting Li Fan's words. He jumped out three feet away on his tiptoes. He stood on the tips of his left toes on a bamboo leaf, sat down firmly with his right leg folded under his hips, and stretched out his hands to cover it. Mouth, stretch out your hands and close your eyes, stretch out your hands to plug your ears, just enough to cover the eyes, ears, mouth, and nose, so you can still have two hands to hold the sword...

Well, those six extra hands were what he just grew from the sleeves of his Taoist robe...

Watfak...what the hell are these...

Li Fan didn't hear the system speak. Haha, he was probably so mentally numb now that it didn't matter to him when he saw this kind of scene...

On the other hand, the mountain owner showed a look of blissful satisfaction, the kind of supreme happiness that comes from squatting on the toilet after holding it in for a long time, and then relaxing and outputting it all at once...

Well, how does that sentence go? There are only hosts seeking death, and there is no system to give mistakes. Maybe most of the practitioners in this world have serious mental illnesses and psychological problems...

You will die if you hear the truth. The mountain master covered his face with tears streaming down his face. Literally, tears were streaming down his face, with six pupils in the whites of his eyes, and three times more tears of blood spilled out from the corners of his eyes. Those tears rolled down to the ground, turning into red pearls.

Thank you little friend for helping me practice. These are my gifts.

As he spoke, he grabbed a handful of pearls condensed with blood and tears and stuffed them into Li Fan's arms for him to carry.

Li Fan, ...

Who wants the special code? However, Li Fan didn't dare to seek death. He vaguely remembered that a masked man had just said that if he couldn't pass it, he would send it to the mountain owner to drink. This was probably referring to the lunatic in front of him, so he held it bravely.

Then the mountain master stood up, smiled at Li Fan and nodded, My little friend worships the moon and enters Taoism. You can know your fate at the first sight. You are indeed a born Taoist. Your future is limitless. Come on, I'll treat you to a drink.

He flicked his sleeves, and two rays of golden light spilled out from the red robe. They bounced and blinked and pulled out two golden threads, circling around the two of them, circling like two long dragonflies.

Li Fan blinked and took a closer look. They were two small golden swords, four or five inches long, about the same size as a hairpin. Suddenly my heart skipped a beat.

correct! Flying sword! There was also a sword slipped into his hand! But there is no wound or feeling on his hand, and he almost forgot about it... Damn it, is it a dream or is he a little schizophrenic himself...

At this time, there was a sound in the bamboo forest, but it was the three masked monks who ran out of the ink forest. When they saw the mess in front of them, they all smacked their lips and worshiped, Mountain Lord. Master.

The old Taoist sat on a bamboo leaf and closed his six senses without responding.

The mountain owner did not look at them and casually ordered,

Qin Sword Master's sitting and forgetting skills are not yet home, and there is no guarantee that he will show up later. I want to treat this little friend to a drink, but I don't have time to take care of him. You will wait nearby. If he takes it away before dawn, If he doesn’t come back, I’ll ask him to behead him with Mo Jian and bring his head to make us drink!”

Hiss... You're welcome. You're welcome. Can we eat something light? It's a bit nauseating.

Respect the decree of the law. The three monks bowed in unison.

The mountain owner reached out and grabbed Li Fan's right wrist, took his arm and gently lifted him, Golden dragon and white star, fly to the sky.

Then the two flying swords the size of long hairpins accelerated around the two of them like crazy, so fast that Li Fan couldn't see the shadow of the swords at all. He could only see circles of storm-like golden rings surrounding them.

At the same time, he only felt a lightness in his body. The mountain master beside him obviously did not exert any force, but Li Fan was carried by him into the air. In just one breath, the clouds soared into the sky, and the bamboo forest and the square-inch altar under his feet quickly shrank. Looking up, the dark bamboo sea undulated with the wind, just like the turbulent waves at night. Above the head, two bright moons were in the sky, and endless fluorescence was sprinkled from the clouds...

Wow, Wuhu has taken off...

‘Li Fan’s mood rose by one point. Notice! Li Fan, mood, 5/100, extremely dangerous! ’

Little friend! The mountain master tugged at Li Fan to interrupt his trance, When the virtual moon is in the sky, do not practice, otherwise there is a risk of going crazy. Look at that!

The mountain master led Li Fan and flew quickly against the wind. Surrounded by golden light, he flew more than ten miles away in an instant. From a distance, Li Fan saw two giant beasts confronting each other on a mountain ridge. Just like on that web game advertisement.

On one end is a golden-eyed brown ape that is a hundred feet tall, with a crocodile-armored scorpion tail, and on the other side is a one-horned green snake that is forty feet long, with four pairs of bird wings growing out of its spine.

One side is like the scorching sun, scorching the sky, while the other side is filled with ice and freezing rain. Two demonic winds rolled together, the fishy wind burst into bursts, and the demonic light soared into the sky.

But the two giant monsters didn't seem to be simple beasts. Instead, they were quite humane. Instead of fighting, they turned their heads to look at the golden light in the sky and nodded in salute.

Look, even if you have the cultivation level of the Golden Core Stage, Xu Ye still needs to cultivate both ways, and it is inevitable that he will not be able to control his appearance. The mountain master smiled, It's a pity. I originally wanted to kill him and his wife and have a drink, but next time Bar.

Li Fanhan, can we stop thinking about killing people and drinking wine, and...

The mountain master, the immortals, the noble sect, are all demons... demon immortals?

Hahahahahaha! The mountain master laughed loudly, It's my fault. My little friend was born on the human world and doesn't know anything about spiritual practice. Don't worry, let's have a drink first!

The mountain master pointed his right hand toward the sky, and the golden sword accelerated obviously. The surrounding mountains and trees flew back as if they were moving. However, Li Fan did not feel the strong wind blowing on his face at all. Just between his breaths, his eyes suddenly flickered. Suddenly there was a sudden change in the willows and flowers, as if they suddenly jumped from the underworld to the world of the sun, and the night jumped into the day. It was like opening the curtains, and the eyes were much brighter.

Li Fan opened his eyes, and a lush and green flying mountain came into view. Fairy air curled up, clouds and mist curled around the peaks, palaces and pavilions gathered among them, waterside pavilions and pavilions were dazzling, and green luan and flying cranes were rising and falling in the wind. UU reading www.uukanshu.net

At first glance, it looks like a serious immortal family and an upright Taoist sect. It's not like the evil wind outside, it's very hellish.

‘Li Fan’s mood rose by one point. ’

Li Fan raised his head and saw no moon. The clouds in the sky rolled backwards, like a hanging cover upside down, and he couldn't see any stars. Maybe this place was the cave heaven paradise where the mountain master lived, some kind of closed space.

After breaking into this space, the golden circle surrounding the two people gradually spread out. The two golden swords slowed down slowly, and they seemed to be swimming into the sleeves of the mountain master.

The mountain owner opened his robe, glided in the wind like a roc, and led Li Fan down to the top of the fairy mountain in the sea of ​​clouds, into a courtyard with a curved wine glass, flowing water, and a garden full of peach blossoms. There is a fragrant aroma that hits your nostrils, there is a gentle breeze in the courtyard, and the garden scenery is quite elegant. Just entering the residence, you feel comfortable and contented.

‘Li Fan’s mood rose by one point. ’

Sit down for a moment, little friend. I'll be back soon.

The mountain master let go of Li Fan's wrist, asked him to take a seat at the banquet, turned around and shouted to the outside of the courtyard, Come and serve!

Immediately, the figure of the mountain owner turned into a rainbow and disappeared into the distance.

And by the stream outside the courtyard, a breeze blew by, rolling up the peach blossoms, and three young girls in their twenties appeared.

One is a pink-and-daisy man with a brocade skirt, the other is a beautiful girl with a beautiful face and a fairy dress, and the other is a beautiful lady with a green silk skirt.

The three of them smiled happily and bowed in unison,

The maid has met my young husband.

Li Fan swallowed.

‘Li Fan’s mood has greatly improved by 1 point’

‘Li Fan’s mood has greatly improved by 1 point’

‘Li Fan’s mood has greatly improved by 1 point’

Ahem! It’s that simple to make a man happy! What’s wrong with simplicity!