The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

The Taoist is the Taoist Nun of Cthulhu Chapter 280

When the old man of the Shen family saw an opportunity, he immediately added fuel to the fire and provoked, Brother! This witch is indiscriminate! She suddenly broke into the house, burned, killed and looted! She caused countless harm! Dizhou is nearby, you and I can stop her for a while! Reinforcements from the navy will surely arrive!

Who the hell is your brother? Do we know each other? And stop it for a while? She will crush you with one slap, why do you stop her for a moment?

Li Fan couldn't help but turn his head and glanced, and found that the old man had already taken out the talisman and was hiding behind him.

Oh, this trick of blaming others is quite smooth...

But the fierce-looking master or Taoist nun didn't rush over and dig out Li Fan's eyeballs. After all, since she was alarmed by Li Fan's divine sense just now, even if she can't see Li Fan's background now, she should know that the other party is not simple and not so easy to deal with. Therefore, she did not draw her sword and use force when she came up. She only used her right hand to Finger cursed angrily.

I harm people indiscriminately! Who put the ingredients in my tea, who lit the incense in my room! There are so many people who are greedy for my body, do you think I don't know what kind of medicine you gave me! What a courageous bitch! You are also the first one who dares to attack me! If you hadn’t been touched by me today, let’s see how many more people you would have used the name of the local enshrinement to kill! How many lives would have been caused! Bah!”

Oh, so this Shen Jiabao is plotting to harm the casual cultivators in the past? No wonder the two he met not long ago were so ruthless. But how can I put it this way, this teacher's appearance is actually pretty good, with a very classic black long straight body. As long as she doesn't speak, she is probably someone who is often drugged...

Old Shen saw that Li Fan didn't seem to have any intention of taking action. The female crown was not even provoked. The two sides did not fight immediately. He also knew that his plan to divert trouble to the east was unsuccessful. He gritted his teeth decisively, bit the tip of his tongue, and took a mouthful of semen. Blood sprayed on the talisman, and the burning talisman escaped. At the same time, he did not forget to add,

Brother, I'll leave this mother-in-law to you to take care of it! I'll send generous gifts to my house later!

This guy had been blamed for his ill-intentions several times, and Li Fan was disgusted. He chased after him in a flash, grabbed the old man of the Shen family who had just landed the escape talisman, and escaped again, turning back and facing the female crown. Throw it away and sneer.

Don't go so fast. Brother, I see that the two of you have different opinions and there seems to be some misunderstanding, so I stepped in to mediate. Let's discuss it clearly in person. Don't wrongly accuse a good person, and don't let a bad person go.

The ancestor of the Shen family looked confused. He looked at the burned escape talisman in his hand, and looked at the people on both sides who couldn't see through their cultivation. He knew that something was wrong this time, so he shrunk his neck, slumped and closed his eyes, waiting to die.

As soon as Li Fan saw this old guy's appearance and related to the simple local folk customs, he knew that this old guy was really a sanctimonious and harmful person. This time he was kicked on the iron plate and burned on the iron plate. It was his own fault. So he raised his hands to the Taoist nun and wanted to explain the matter clearly.

But before Li Fan could speak, the Taoist nun pointed at Li Fan's nose and shouted,

I seek my own revenge! Bloody my hatred! Why do you want to meddle in your own business! Why are you pretending to be noble! Bah! I don't want to accept your love! Old dog! Get out! I'll let you live today, but I'll take your life tomorrow. !”

When the ancestor of the Shen family heard this, his ears twitched and he came to life. He stood up, bit the tip of his tongue, squirted out another mouthful of blood, and fled in the air.

Li Fan held his fists in his hands and opened his mouth, saying F*ck, you crazy woman must be sick! It was choked in my throat, and I almost couldn't hold back the spray.

Okay, you crazy bitch, menopause in the Nascent Soul realm is particularly long, right? If you can't offend me, why can't you hide away? Say goodbye!

So Li Fan was too lazy to talk nonsense, and cupped his hands to the Taoist nun, without saying a word, and turned to leave.

As a result, the Taoist nun pinched her fingers and suddenly rolled her eyes. She screamed like an eagle as if she was ill, which startled Li Fan.

Damn it! What's wrong with you?

Then the crazy woman didn't answer, and suddenly spread her arms, soaring into the sky like a flying eagle, and shuttled out. She didn't know what kind of magic secret technique she used, but it was not much slower than the escape method. Within a moment, she just listened to that The screams went from near to far, and then from far to near in a moment.

Then Li Fan looked expressionless as he looked at the old Shen family man who had just escaped and was caught back with a confused look on his face. He looked at Li Fan, and then his head was slapped to death.

We agreed to kill the dog tomorrow...

The Taoist nun snorted coldly, Can't I change my mind?

Okay...why can't you do it...it's none of my business...

Li Fan spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, turned his head and found a direction to fly over.

After flying for a while, he stopped and turned to look at the Taoist nun who was following behind him.

The Taoist nun snorted coldly, The sky is vast! Do you care where I want to go?

...

Li Fan narrowed his eyes and glared at the Taoist nun. He froze on the spot for a while. The Taoist nun also stood still. Then Li Fan suddenly ran away. As expected, there was only a scream, and the Taoist nun caught up with him again.

When he goes east, she goes east, when he goes west, she goes west, when he stops, she stops, when he runs, she runs...

Well, at first Li Fan thought that this crazy woman just had a whim and wanted to deliberately provoke him into a fight.

But Li Fan could also see that this woman's cultivation was extraordinary and she could not be caught to death in a few strikes. He was thinking about it himself, so he was too lazy to fight for life and death for a mood point for no reason. Isn’t God even more distant? So of course I didn't bother to pay attention to her, but who would have thought that this Taoist nun would really follow her and lick her face, and she couldn't get rid of her!

Even if Li Fan suddenly uses Glacier Escape, she will scream and fly over soon, just like a stalker, and the most terrifying thing is that this guy seems to be enjoying it! If you really have nothing to do, just take Li Fan for fun!

Just say it once or twice. After all, the traces of the glacier are obvious, but the successive escape methods failed to keep the distance. Instead, the other party kept up. Li Fan was actually very surprised. This Taoist nun did indeed have serious cultivation. Strength, but the strange thing is that Li Fan's spiritual consciousness cannot see through the opponent's path, and he doesn't know whether it is protected by a magic weapon or some magical power.

Li Fan had no choice but to stop and adjust his breath. It's not that he can't keep running, it's that if he continues, he will have to show off his superior abilities. A lot of mana has been wasted on this crazy woman for no reason. If she can't get rid of this crazy woman even after using powerful methods, wouldn't it be very shameful?

And looking at her tail, she seemed to be following her, and she didn't blush or pant. It seemed like she was capable of more than that.

Li Fan had no choice but to be silent for a while and then said, I haven't asked my fellow Taoist about the geometry of Yun Dou, what is the word up and down, and where is the direct blood of the three mountains...

This time, the Taoist nun probably saw that Li Fan had relented and was in a good mood, so she stopped cursing. She cleared her throat and straightened her robes. As if she had been waiting for Li Fan to ask her this question, she replied loudly, I am Li Wugu of Emei. .And you.

Li Fan narrowed his eyes and looked at her sideways.

You, an Emei disciple, must be fake...

Although Li Fan had never fought against Emei Zhengzheng, he had met Zheng Shenjun and the real-life Master Tai in person. That kind of grace and bearing is worthy of the praise of the leader of Xuanmen, and it is definitely not comparable to this village girl.

What's more, after running two laps just now, Li Fan also noticed that the serious Emei Yuanying Zhenren didn't even know how to escape on the stage? That Flying Kung Fu that rolls your eyes and screams doesn't look like the true method of Xuanmen, but more like some kind of heresy that stimulates potential.

Moreover, when the crazy woman hit him with a headshot just now, the palm technique she used was not the real Emei method of splitting the wind and covering the moon. The Taoist nun's dress was more specious. It seemed that she was pretending to be Emei's master specifically to disguise her identity. .

What's more, it's just a matter of disguising one's identity. Did the elders of Emei teach their disciples that they didn't even pay respect to the Nine Heavens Mysterious Girl when they went out and announced their names to their masters?

This Taoist nun is also very nervous. Seeing Li Fan's suspicious expression, she immediately raised her eyebrows and was about to have another attack, What! You don't believe that I'm from Emei!

Oh, whatever...

After all, everyone is out to travel around the world, and Li Fan himself also wears a lot of skin suits, not to mention that the world is very cruel to beautiful women, so it is understandable to dress up like a Taoist nun and use Emei's reputation to protect himself. His personality is so extreme, maybe he was stimulated by something when he was young. Just be a little considerate of the neurosis...

So Li Fan bowed his head and said, It turns out to be Immortal Emei. I'm disrespectful and disrespectful. I'm here to practice Li Er.

Li Wugu was called the Immortal Emei. For a moment, his brows relaxed, as if he had eaten honey, but when he heard Li Er, he suddenly turned his head and said, You're beating around the bush to ridicule me!

Emma, ​​this person is too tired to deal with...

Li Fan was helpless, My surname is also Li, and I am not a disciple of a famous family. I just called him Erlang casually. Don't get me wrong.

Li Wugou actually counted with his fingers, then nodded, Forget it then.

This guy... should he fight? She didn't want to fight, and communication was so difficult. Li Fan also scratched his head and could only ask patiently.

What do you really want to do? It was just a misunderstanding. You should have made it clear, right?

Li Wugou glanced at Li Fan, You don't have to worry about me! I just want to wait for a chance to compete with you again!

But I haven't seen you do any evil deeds right now, so it's hard to do anything at the moment. You can do whatever you want, but as long as you violate my taboos, I will take you in!

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Li Fan stayed for a while, not keeping up with the other party's thinking, but he felt that it was not a problem to be entangled like this, so he simply said, Since the real person wants to compete, let's not waste so much time. Let's just compete here, no matter what Win or lose, just click it, it doesn’t matter anymore, how about...

Unexpectedly, Li Wugou opened his eyes again, Who wants to fight with you to the end! One is one, two is two! I, Li Wugou, never stop evil and never kill innocent people indiscriminately! Just do your thing Well, if there is no shameful deed, why worry about me following you!

I'm crazy...

Li Fan was about to explode for this crazy woman. As a result, Yue Po suddenly said something.

I understand.

Do you understand? What do you know?

Then Yue Po said, This Li Wugou has taken a liking to you and wants to practice dual cultivation with you.

………………What ah ah ah? ? ? ? ?

Yue Po explained, I heard from Sun Jingjian that Xuantian Sword Ancestor originally wanted to give me as a betrothal gift to Senior Sister Han Xiangmo in Emei. Senior Sister Han was the one who was picky at first to test Brother Yan. We had to compete for priority, and then we tried for ten years in a row before we finally found out that Senior Brother Zhongyan’s talent and character were indeed what he wanted. However, due to his strong temperament, he held on to it and refused to say it clearly.

It's a pity that Senior Brother Yan doesn't like her, saying that although Senior Sister Han is talented, she has an arrogant temperament, doesn't want to be subordinate to others, is outstanding, is lonely and self-admired, and often embarrasses Senior Brother Yan's friends.

Senior Sister Han really doesn't tolerate disdain in her eyes, and she attaches great importance to the distinction between the mysterious and the demonic. She says that Senior Brother Yan is carefree and free-spirited, making friends everywhere, and she often accuses him of preaching.

So the two of them started to compete with each other, and eventually they started fighting within a few words of each other. After they had been entangled for a long time, this good thing was ruined in the end...

I'm going too far. In short, Senior Sister Han is a typical member of the Xuanmen. Originally, the elites of the Xuanmen are mostly ambitious. If they don't like it, they won't even say a word, and they won't be vague when they want to take action. . Since this Li Wugou was born in Emei, and he keeps chasing you, refuses to take action, and talks a lot, then most likely he has taken a liking to you and is testing your moral character.

Damn it? There is such gossip... No! Gan! I haven’t been out and about for a few days, so why did I hook up with a master’s wife again? And I have to try it for ten years! ? It’s life-threatening, right?

No, no, no, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, maybe it's just rabbit gossip, the situation is not serious yet, think on the bright side, maybe this Master Li has no interest in Li Fan's young and strong body, and just simply wants his life. Not necessarily?

So Li Fan cautiously took another look at the Taoist nun.

As a result, Li Wugou was actually staring at him, with a look that was like water, and even the fierceness between his brows had softened a bit!

Hiss... something bad is going on!

Li Fan knew that his own defense might not be convincing, but he really wasn't the kind of lecherous devil who could be used by anyone. What's more, although this Li Wugou was pretty, he had a strange personality and was out of control. You're so angry, and you're so wrapped up, and you look like, 'If you dare to betray your heart, I'll castrate you!' ’ a ruthless character.

Li Fan didn't want to take the initiative to provoke this Taoist nun, let alone let her follow him all the time. He has to practice a lot of secret techniques to get rid of the old thieves of manifestation. What does it mean to have another master?

Li Fan was a little frustrated after going around so much, so he simply turned around and turned back, ignoring Li Wugou and still following behind him unhurriedly, and returned to Dizhou City.

This time Li Fan entered the Quemei Building directly, and he was well prepared. Before the swordsmen in the hall had time to stand up and question him, Li Fan had already waved his hand, threw out a piece of gold cake, cupped his fists and said,

Brother, it's your first visit to this treasured land! It's a little fun! Let's take it to a drink!

The swordsmen were stunned for a moment, then swarmed over and lay on the ground to pick up the money. Li Fan dodged away from the crowd and dangled a piece of gold cake in front of the shopkeeper, Shopkeeper, is there a spiritual sect nearby?

The shopkeeper hurriedly said with a smile, There is a Shenjiabao in the south of the city...

Li Fan interrupted him and pointed behind him, No more, the Shen family was wiped out by her. Call your generals to come over and take revenge.

The shopkeeper's face froze, and he peeked over Li Fan's shoulder. Sure enough, he saw Li Wugu standing at the door. No, Li Wugu was floating. She was dressed in white, and she was unparalleled. She didn't even move, and she was frowning. He sat in a ball, looking dissatisfied at the dirty and muddy streets around Quemei Tower. Then he pointed at passers-by and cursed,

What are you looking at! I've never seen a beautiful woman! If you look at it again, I'll dig out your eyeballs!!

There are many unruly bandits in Dizhou City, and all the idiots with no brains have long been dead. When they saw this woman floating three feet above the ground like a ghost, they were so busy that they hid far away for fear of The fight between gods and gods would bring disaster to Chiyu, so how dare you offend her.

The local warlords and generals were even more straightforward. Once they sensed the arrival of a true immortal, they did not dare to reveal their presence. As expected, these tough soldiers and bandits were just bullying the weak.

Hey, shopkeeper, besides the Shen family, are there any other sects of cultivation? Li Fan also knew that such a simple trick couldn't get rid of her, so he simply focused on asking for information, snapped his fingers to get the shopkeeper's attention, and held the Roll the gold cake into a ball and put it in the opponent's hand.

Or are there any demons, ghosts, or fairy caves nearby? Has something big happened to the Henghai navy recently? I heard that someone is going to be arrested?

The shopkeeper stared at the golden ball in his hand, swallowed, and quickly poured a glass of wine to serve to Li Fan. He thought about it carefully, How can a young person know about the things of gods and arrest people...

Oh, yes, yes, I heard from the soldiers that recently Huang Tiandao's demon was refining evil corpses and had evil intentions, and was suppressed by Heng Haijun. The military leader sent an order throughout the territory to search for Huang Tiandao's remnants, arresting anyone wearing yellow clothes.

Huang Tiandao? Evil corpse?

Li Fan had seen it before, so he didn't touch the drinks here and only touched his chin to calculate. I don't know if the one in yellow clothes just now is really the Yellow Sky Demon Dao, or just an unlucky guy who just drank cold water to stuff his teeth. Moreover, the evil corpse is barely considered a rare monster, and only those in the Golden Core stage can take it seriously. For him, it is too weak. He really doesn't bother to brush this kind of garbage.

Is it just such a trivial thing as corpses? If you think about it carefully, are there any altars to demons, UU reading www.uukanshu.net temples of ghosts, monster caves, Goblin lairs, etc.?

What is Ge Bila... The shopkeeper also looked helpless, We in Dizhou are guarded by the navy, but it is very peaceful. Everyone is a good citizen. They don't pick up things on the road, and there are not even bandits...

Li Fan narrowed his eyes and turned to look at the good people on the side who were already drawing knives and stabbing each other in order to grab money, with blood splattering everywhere.

They are all joking. The shopkeeper also wiped his sweat and laughed, but he also knew that Li Fan must be dissatisfied, so he followed up and explained, Our Dizhou is close to the Gen River, and the Beisuwei army is stationed on the other side. The danger can be defended, and the army of Jiezhen is not stationed here. The gods from all over the world are passing directly overhead. There are only a lot of spies coming and going, so what big thing can happen.

Immortal, if you also want to explore the reality of the north, you'd better go to Shuofang as soon as possible to join in the fun, maybe it's still too late.

Oh? Is there anything fun in Shuofang that we can join in on?

Recently, envoys from the Tenth Festival of Genzhou are gathering in Shuofang to prepare for the Northern Expedition.

...Northern Expedition? Li Fan was confused, You... the feudal town... actually organized the Northern Expedition yourself??

The shopkeeper also knew that Li Fan was from out of town, so he was not surprised by his expression, Actually, we often organize to grab cattle, sheep, horses and so on during the holidays...

However, this time it is not that Jiezhen wants to make the Northern Expedition. In recent years, businessmen and spies have often reported that the Hulu in the north have elected a new chanyu, and he has set up a nine-banner king's tooth tent in the Yinshan Mountains to fight against the water, and they will make alliances to worship heaven. The south violated the ambition of the Central Plains. The territories of the towns in Hebei are the first to bear the brunt, so they recently planned to join forces and go out to test the new Chanyu's abilities.

But Chanyu’s tribe is very familiar with it. It appears out of nowhere, Xipi? Or Xiba or something...

In short, if you don't go as soon as possible, you won't be able to earn this military reward.