The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

Daozu is Cthulhu Chapter 505 Shang Shulang

‘Hey, hey, Li Fan, are you busy now? ’

I'm busy, what's up? I have something to talk about.

Li Fan was digging trenches in the epiphyllum forest in Lijiazhuang. He washed the mountains of heads with elixir liquid, sealed them with talismans, wrapped them in mud, wrapped them in yellow cloth, and pasted two sword talismans on them. He held his hair like a sapling. , planted one by one on the field ridges.

There are a total of 343 heads gathered here, piled as high as the hill. They are all Taisu seeds that fell into a dream after listening to the first lecture of his Taisu open class outside Sanyuan City during the day. .

Li Fan also preached in person, guided them personally, touched the heads of those who were destined to meet them one by one, and selected those who could barely maintain their humanity and accepted them as outer disciples. In the evening, I used the secret method of seeding the head to bring it back to Moshan for reincarnation. In about ten or twenty years, it will grow into a human form.

Of course, all the things that are planted do not have to be human heads, but things like the heart, liver, spleen, and lungs will do. In short, the key is to form a non-material core and be able to entrust the human soul. In this way, as long as the ones that are too corrupted by the evil spirit are removed in time, the serious The out-of-shape non-physical parts can be planted as 'Tai Su seeds', which greatly improves the survival rate of the method of transforming into humans. Moreover, the cut parts can also be used as flower fertilizer. In principle, it is similar to hybrid rice.

By the way, at this time, these Taisu seeds are arranged according to the sword array star position that Li Fan secretly learned from Magu Mountain. It can be regarded as preventing those old Xuanmen from doing all the bad things, and by the way, the security of Lijiazhuang has been upgraded.

However, judging from the results of this general election, it is not yet time to preach to the public. There are still too few seeds that can be used by chance. The probability of ordinary people surviving the disaster is probably between nine deaths and one in a hundred. Of course, this time, because Li Fan is preaching in person, he can touch his head and help him to correct his Taoism, so the success rate has been greatly increased to 50-50.

But time is running out. Things like yesterday's Burning Sanyuan event, at least tens of thousands of casualties, are nothing in troubled times. They probably won't even occupy a place in the writings of Tai Shiguan. In the future, this will happen There will only be more and more of these things.

Li Fan couldn't help but touch the heads of everyone in the world one by one. Although he disdained the old Xuanmen's character, it seemed that he could only teach them the Taisu inheritance first and let the orthodoxy spread out.

‘Oh, it’s not a big deal. Did you touch the cloned prosthetic body in the fishery? ’

Well, I gave it to the Tutor to be his son. What's wrong? You don't have a lot of fry. Do you want to check the account? Will it be deducted from my account?

'It's not a problem with the fry. You cut the production line and didn't adjust other equipment settings, so the fishery used a customized meat machine brain plug for the prosthetic body...'

Oh, so what's going on? You want to replace the clone body?

‘It’s too late. Our Internet Monitoring Golem just called the police and found that a hacker had linked to the company’s subnet. You'd better confirm what's going on. Of course, don't kill him directly. Just erase the memory of the fishery. After all, he is our only customer at the moment, and we also gave him meat machine insurance for the opening ceremony, with a one-year guarantee. Replace it with a three-year repair guarantee. If it gets damaged, we'll have to pay for it. ’

...Okay, I'll go take a look.

Li Fan also had a big headache. Why were the hackers on the other side of the door so busy? However, the mood system found out in time, so it shouldn't be a big problem. At worst, he would just be knocked unconscious and tied up again.

So he finished arranging the head sword array, and at dawn Li Fan jumped to Sanyuan again to visit Zhang Clan's mansion.

After all, she is the wife of the Taifu. At this time, the Central Guards specially arranged for their elite guards to guard her on three levels inside and three outside. The riot last night did not affect this place at all.

As the envoy of Yuhou and Li Guo, Li Fan, a personal friend of the Zhang family and the savior of 'Ping'er' came to visit. It was natural to confirm the safety of the Taifu's wife, and a steward immediately came out to greet her.

Yu Hou is overly worried. It's just the thieves of the Demon Sect who are trying to cause chaos in the capital. I have a large army in Sanyuan and I am not afraid of these small things.

It turns out that it was just a few thieves who set the fire on fire, so I'm relieved. When Li Fan saw Mrs. Zhang, his mind suddenly moved, and he figured out the cause and effect, Oh, could it be that you purchased the Yuhou Mansion this time? It's true. You deserve it!”

Mrs. Zhang also smiled and said, What are you talking about? If you hadn't rescued Ping'er, I wouldn't have known what to do. These are just some small thoughts and don't cost a few dollars. As long as Yuhou is satisfied.

Li Fan took advantage of the situation and said, I wonder how Marquis Anyang is doing? How is his body recovering? Why don't you let me check on him again?

Mrs. Zhang was grateful, This is the best. In fact, I was about to ask Marquis Yu for advice. Finally, he changed his appearance and I didn't even recognize him.

Li Fan was startled, But what's wrong? Could it be that the body was taken away by an evil spirit? The body is out of control?

Mrs. Zhang shook her head and said with a smile, That's not true. I asked someone to take a look. Ping'er is not seriously injured.

It's just that this kid used to be a complete playboy. He spent all his time looking for flowers and asking for advice, but he didn't change. After this, he started to study hard. I don't know if it was a temporary change of nature or if he really learned it.

Have you asked someone to take a look? Nothing serious? He has turned into a fish, okay! I have a chip inserted into my brain, okay? Blind? ?

Just as Li Fan was about to speak, someone outside the door suddenly laughed and said,

If you survive a catastrophe, you will have good fortune in the future. Whether Anyang Hou will be able to do well this time, he will be enlightened by the fate of immortality. Madam, don't worry.

When Li Fan took a look, hey, it turned out to be you, Yunzhongren.

Mrs. Zhang smiled and said, Lanshuo is joking. Let me introduce you to the Marquis of Yu. This is after the Marquis of Yiyang. He studied Taoism successfully in Songshan. He is now the right-hand man of the Taifu. He is currently the Shangshulang. He is the Marquis of Guannei and Tianshiyuan. Among all the noble men, when it comes to Taoism, there is no one who can match him.

What about the Marquis of Guannei? Why does the Grand Tutor like to grant the title of Marquis of Guan Nei to his subordinates so much? It doesn’t need the emperor’s seal, right? He's really good at winning people's hearts. It seems that the Marquis of Guannei is really full of shit...

Li Fan quickly searched for keywords in his mind, recalled the wealthy family head he had visited before, and quickly confirmed the identity of this person.

Well, this is also the second generation, no, there are several generations. Is it a descendant of the Fu family of the Marquis of Yiyang, or the Fu family? It is a family that has been passed down from generation to generation in the Ancient Immortal Palace. It can be passed down to this day. Those who stand in line. The skill cannot be underestimated. Shangshu Lang, well, after all, the current Shangshu Ling is his uncle, the head of the Fu family, so it is probably a paid internship...

Tsk tsk, he’s a member of the family, he’s Songshan, and he’s secretly the true successor of Magushan. This is the kind of person who was born on the podium, right? The Taifu is really a man who attracts rich and powerful people. He has many talented people under his command, and his forces are deeply intertwined...

Li Fan also agreed with a fake smile,

It turns out to be Shang Shulang, a name I have admired for a long time. Huh? What's wrong with you, Shang Shulang? You look weak? Are you injured?

Fu Lanshuo also faked a smile and said,

To be honest with you, Marquis Yu, the demon sect caused chaos the night before, and I was so shocked that I couldn't sleep well the next night! Why did you have time to see Ping'er? Ping'er is my eldest nephew. I'm not very capable and can't help him. I'm so lucky to have you. I haven’t thanked you enough for helping me!”

Nonsence! You, a son of a wealthy family, pretended to be a demon sect with Xuanmen, snatched your own belongings and kidnapped your eldest nephew, you have such a shame! Why do you want to be on top so much?

Shang Shulang is too outspoken to say that. I am also a close friend of Chongyang Hou Babai, and Ping'er is also my eldest nephew. It's what I should do!

The two people smiled at each other, seeing through each other's intentions, and each had their own plans.

Mrs. Zhang was quite happy, as her youngest son, who felt that she was incompetent, suddenly became enlightened, and she was very pleased to have two brothers with profound knowledge to take care of her. She immediately arranged for them to visit Ping'er together.

However, with this Shang Shulang following him, Li Fan couldn't use his methods, so he pretended to check his physical condition and took the pulse of Marquis Anyang.

Fu Lanshuo said with a smile,

Ping'er, this Yuhou is your savior. He was a rare master at that time. His moral conduct is far above mine. If you feel uncomfortable, just tell me.

Yes, thank you for your help.

Li Fan also saw it. The AI ​​personality memory he set for the 'Ping'er' clone has clearly been replaced. Now it is obviously directly controlled by the hackers on the other side of the 'door'. To put it bluntly, this is already a ' Here's the time traveler!

However, he noticed that this 'Ping'er' seemed to have been treated in the direction of a fool using Yuan Shen's magic. It was probably the hand of the Shang Shulang. The method was so rough that it almost burned the meat machine system. This probably attracted the hacker to link in personally.

However, no matter how powerful the hacker on the other side is, he still has the mental strength of a mortal, so Li Fan didn't show any signs of it, and touched Ping'er's head, erased and reorganized the memory, and installed a bunch of demons inside. Then he glanced at Fu Lanshuo,

Do you remember who you were kidnapped by?

'Sima Ping' was stunned and shook his head, I'm so groggy that I really can't remember.

Fu Lanshuo said with a serious face, It must be someone from the demon sect that caused trouble in Sanyuan last night. They were probably affected by the Yuanshen spell. These people just want to take the opportunity to blackmail Taifu. But don't worry, Ping'er, the demon The sect's conspiracy has been thwarted by us, so you can just rest in peace and mind.

‘Sima Ping’ Mi Mi Huhu said, “I feel very good. Oh, but I feel my progress is slow during practice. I don’t know why?”

Li Fan saw that Fu Lanshuo was not leaving and knew that the master of Taoism had already seen through Sima Ping's Taoism. He did not hide it and said bluntly,

Actually, when I found you, your Dao body had been devoured by evil spirits from outside the territory. I only found a ray of remnant soul. I couldn't find anyone to rescue you in a hurry, so I found a carp for you to take away. Rebirth, so you are now a carp man, so naturally you cannot practice human skills.

Both Sima Ping and Fu Lanshuo looked confused.

Hiss—can a remnant soul be reincarnated and reborn!

No, Carp? Why don't you give me the whole dog?

Oh, this is the first time I've heard such a request, but if you insist on it, it should be possible for humans and dogs to blend in. It may be a little simpler than carp.

No! Is this possible?

Li Fan shrugged, took out a scroll from his arms and gave it to him,

My Mozhushan Evolution Taisu way is only imaginable and impossible. Young people should open their minds a little and accept the glorious evolution.

Now, Tai Chi is out of date. If Marquis Anyang is interested in turning into a dog, I have a volume of Yuan Shi here for you to understand. Since you have this opportunity, would you like to take a look and let's turn into a dog together?

As soon as Sima Ping took it to take a look, Fu Lanshuo was so exaggerated that he jumped away and hid behind the outer wall of the courtyard. So he swallowed and put away Yuanshi.

Then I'll think about it again...

Li Fan is free to let him do whatever he wants. Anyway, the memory tampering has added another seventeen or eight demon dolls. Now the customer probably can't even remember his last name. The system can even trace the position in reverse, whether it's a brain-burning thing or the company will investigate it in the future. Throwing it out and jacking the tank can be done in a snap of your fingers.

So he casually wrote a few prescriptions to soothe the nerves, and gave some fish feed, asking the steward of the Zhang family to give it to Marquis Anyang. Li Fan walked out of the yard with his hands behind his back and smiled at Fu Lanshuo,

So it turns out that Shang Shulang is really a god who practices Taoism in Songshan Mountain?

Fu Lanshuo also smiled awkwardly, Mo Zhushan's ability is indeed extraordinary, unheard of and unprecedented.

Li Fan shrugged, Want to learn? I'll teach you?

Fu Lanshuo put away his smile and bowed his hands seriously, I don't dare. Although I have a glimpse of Xu Yuan's ambition, but now I have little Taoism and I don't have the ability to hear the Tao. Please let me come back for advice after a while.

... Li Fan looked at him and suddenly asked, I heard that the Fu family has been friends with all the clans in Tianshi for generations, and they are mutually exclusive. I wonder what the Marquis of Guannei wants to do to take care of the Marquis of Anyang? If the Taifu knows, what will he do? What do you think?

Fu Lanshuo also smiled and stopped answering, wearing the same polite smile as the lieutenant general.

Li Fan saw that all the people from the Central Plains were impeccable and could not cheat anyone, so he nodded with the same smile.

The Central Plains is indeed vast and rich in resources. There are crouching tigers, hidden dragons and talented people in the capital. Then I won't disturb Marquis Anyang's rest. By the way, Shang Shulang, do you want to come with me to see the Marquis Yu's Mansion?

Fu Lanshuo smiled and said, I was frightened by the Demon Cult the day before yesterday. For fear of being attacked and plotted by the remnants of the Demon Cult, I'd better stay here temporarily and take care of Ping'er. Please do so, Marquis Yu.

Seeing that the other party was so defensive, Li Fan didn't waste any time. He said a few polite words to Mrs. Zhang, saying that Marquis Anyang was not sick or in trouble, and that he could rest assured that he was in good health. He received another thank you.

So when he left Zhang Mansion, the steward's convoy directly brought a bunch of gold and silver utensils, food and clothing, and the servants and servants took him to the newly built Yuhou Mansion.

It is really newly built, because this Immortal Palace was originally a Immortal Palace Feiluan customized by a wealthy family in Sanyuan from the Zhang family. It's just that this family may live close to the Marquis of Yangxiang, and they were attacked and wiped out. The family fell from the sky and fell into the sea of ​​fire. They were smashed into pieces and no bones were left, so the custom-made mansion was He was pushed along the way and given to Li Fan as a favor.

At this time, the entire Feige Immortal Palace has been renovated according to the level of Dutinghou. The main entrance has five pavilions, seven main halls, sapphire marble guardrails, glazed screens, coral thrones, nine wings on each side, and seven shrines and altars. , there are seven palaces in the back building and bedrooms, and all the main entrance halls and palaces are covered with jade glazed tiles. The main hall has seven kinds of kissing beasts and pressure crests on the crest, and there are 63 door nails, nine vertical and seven horizontal. The rest of the buildings and verandas are all made of tube tiles. There are also flower gardens, pavilions, rockeries and gardens, which translates into about one hundred acres of land.

Well, as soon as the plaque was changed, Yudu Tinghou Mansion raised his hand and sent it over. He is really a wealthy family.

However, although he is so rich, he would rather give rewards to the upstarts of the powerful family and the masters of foreign vassals, but why don't he mobilize some manpower to organize disaster relief, build porridge shops and refugee camps, and carry out face-saving projects? Is it impossible? Still disdainful?

While he was indifferent to the life and death of the people, he generously donated his money and rewarded him without any calculation. He tried his best to win over half of the monks from the Immortal Palace and a small half from the Xuanmen to join him. This is the Taifu's regime.

Li Fan finally saw that the Taifu, and perhaps the immortal clans who had been in power in Sanyuan in the past dynasties, were simply showing Confucianism and Legalism, and were sanctimonious. What they read was not the Analects of Confucius at all, but the Six Taoist Confucius.

It is said that when heaven has time and earth has wealth, those who can share it with others are benevolence. Where benevolence lies, the world will return to it.

Mortals hate death but rejoice in life, love virtue and return to benefit. Those who can generate benefit are the Tao. Where the Tao is, the world will return to it.

Take fish with bait, and the fish can be killed; take people with salary, and the people can be exhausted; take the country with family, and the country can be drawn; take the world with country, and the world can be destroyed.

And if a person, just a commoner, has no value at all in being coaxed, there is no need to be taken into consideration.

Although the world is big, some people never have a place. This is probably the reason.

Li Fan stood at the door of the Hou Mansion, thought for a while, and waved to the steward.

What are your orders, Lord Marquis?

Do you have a union here?

union?

Oh, don't worry too much. What I mean is that after Sanyuan was destroyed like this, you always have to do river construction and rebuild the city, right? Someone has to do this work, right? I heard that Sanyuan already has Tiangong, UU reading ｗww.uukanｗｕ.net Is it still there now? What about the private sector? Is there a guild that organizes civilian labor to carry out construction?

The steward frowned, feeling that this matter was not simple. But he still knew about it.

Civil engineering and water conservancy are under the jurisdiction of Sikong, but the Marquis of Yangxiang just did it that night...

Of course, this is a trivial matter. Sikong's subordinates also have Chang Shi, Fu Shi, Ling Shi and imperial subordinates, who are in charge of government affairs. As for the specific projects, the various Cao Fu Shi should have assigned Sanyuan local corvee to build it.

But you also know that nowadays, the emperor is surrounded by clans and their domestic slaves, and there are no more people to serve as corvees. Therefore, the court usually pays for it and assigns it to the merchants of each clan to contract the construction. I don’t know, Lord Marquis, you are...

I see, that's it. As the Yuhou of the imperial court, I don't have a serious job to do now. How can I be worthy of the Taifu's appreciation and cultivation?

It just so happens that the backbone of Sikong Mansion has suffered a lot, and I, Mo Zhushan, am the best in the world in civil engineering. I think Sanyuan has been treated like a garbage dump by the Demon Sect. It cannot be repaired without repair. To put it bluntly, I want to rebuild Wang Jing. , it would be best if the name is justifiable.

Of course, I'm not saying that I'm going to be a Sikong Ha, but this guy and that guy, can you also give me a dangdang? It doesn't matter how big or small it is, as long as it's in charge. Tell me, is there room for maneuver?

The manager of the Zhang family immediately understood, Oh, Lord Marquis is indeed good at civil engineering. He can see the real good positions at a glance. Don't worry, I will definitely convey your thoughts to the master. After all, Sikong Changshi is Qianshiguan , it may still be a bit troublesome, but Sikong Caoyu is just a matter of a word from the Taifu, so you can rest assured!

Okay, I'll leave it to you. Here, take this gold hairpin. You can help me pay for the expenses in my house. If you have more money, I can treat everyone to a drink.

Thank you, Lord Marquis!