The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

Your house is really messy. Why don't you have a slave to help you tidy it up? How about giving this to you? This body is freshly made and freshly baked. You like it to be pure and childish, don't you? Is it because of body odor?

Hehe, I thought that older men are generally the ones who control sex. A kid of your age shouldn't prefer a big sister who still has charm, is curvy, and is older in all aspects, right? You are quite precocious and old-fashioned...

As soon as the 'hosta's clone' entered the cave, he was chattering strange words that he couldn't understand.

Zheng Zetian ignored her and moved the used medicine boxes and giant candles to the back room in front of her. He cleared the living room, placed two futons for her to sit on, then set out the tea sets and made a pot for her. I put some preserved fruits in the tea, and finally took out the jade box containing the Heavenly Book and put it on the coffee table.

You are a guest, please.

The ‘hosta clone’ smiled and saw that the boy was well prepared, and then he gathered up his clothes and knelt down on the futon.

thanks for treatment.

Zheng Zetian asked,

I don't know what to call you.

The ‘hosta clone’ drank tea with a smile, “I am a hosta, you don’t recognize me.”

Zheng Zetian nodded, patted the jade box,

Okay, let's just think of it as a hosta. Do you really want to buy my book? Aren't you afraid of ending up like the one at the auction house?

‘The clone of the hosta’ took out a storage jade pendant and pushed it over with a smile.

Thank you for your concern. We also know the value of this book, so we took the time to prepare and came immediately.

I was in a hurry this time, so I gathered all the available money nearby. This storage jade contained thirty million taels of jewelry, including ten million taels of banknotes, from various merchants in Mozhu Mountain. There are all of them, they are all divided into 100 taels and 50 taels each. Senior brother can check them on the spot.

Zheng Zetian looked at the storage jade pendant. It was a common jade plaque from the disciples of Mozhu Mountain, with a red tassel tied at the bottom, and a jade jade inlaid with gold on top. It looked like an ordinary waist ornament. But the system was silent and marked the words 'disguised communicator' next to the jade.

Zheng Zetian looked up at the other party and shook his head.

‘The clone of Hosta’ smiled and said,

Senior brother, according to the rules, I should bargain with you, but I appreciate your talent. Someone who can hold a heavenly book in his hand and survive a flying sword in the foundation building stage is naturally worth investing in.

So this time I come with great sincerity, and I have given all my money to you. Senior brother, please don’t make it difficult for me. If you keep talking like a lion, they will have nothing else in their hands. Ah, I can only I lost this person to you.

Zheng Zetian ignored her winking and still shook his head.

Money is something external to the body. It is difficult to move without money, but there is no need to risk your life for it. In my opinion, your strength is still too weak. The owner of the auction house can be killed by others if he wants to do anything with you. There is no guarantee of safety.

What's more, it was just a book. It was like seeing some rare treasure. Baba had to take out all the cash in his hand to exchange it, as if he had never seen the world. There is probably no support from the first-level forces of the three major factions.

Then how can you hold on to this kind of cause and effect with such weak strength? When the time comes, you will be killed by the Sword Immortal, and it will be enough to slaughter everyone in the family. Wouldn't it mean that even I will be involved in the settlement, so what about these 30 million taels, or 50 million taels? Can I hold it? I'm afraid someone might snatch it away before my hands are warmed.

The 'Hostada's clone' put away his smile and said curiously,

One set after another...how are you doing?

Zheng Zetian patted the jade box and said, You kill the sword immortal and prove your strength, and I will trade with you again.

The ‘hosta’s clone’ couldn’t help but laugh out loud,

You made a good plan and used us as gunmen to help you settle the cause and effect. Are you just reaping the benefits?

Isn't this also your cause and effect? ​​All your people are dead, right? Why don't you go back with revenge? Do you still have the nerve to hang out in the world?

‘Hosta’s clone’ nodded,

That makes sense. So you just need to kill the sword immortal and give you his head?

Zheng Zetian smiled and said, Who wants his head, not to mention that the cause and effect of this book is not settled, and the consequences are endless. It is not just a sword immortal. You are so indecisive in doing things, and you probably don't have much strength. I think about it and I don't want to trade with you.

The ‘hosta’s clone’ narrowed his eyes and stopped talking.

Zheng Zetian and her were frozen for a while, then suddenly spread their hands,

Of course, after all, the book is in my hands. Whether it's the Sword Immortal or anyone else, anyone who commits murder and calamity with me will have to be eliminated sooner or later. It's naturally good to have someone join forces.

It's just that you said you wanted to invest in me and make friends with me, but you've been hiding it until now, and you've even refused to show your true identity to me. You've been using these tricks to find out who I am. It really doesn't make you feel like you're cooperating. Sincerity.

‘Hosta’s clone’ lowered his eyes,

Oh, I see. Then how can we make senior brother feel the sincerity of our cooperation?

Let's do it again,

Zheng Zetian took a sip of tea and looked up at her,

I don't know what to call you.

The 'Hostada's clone' was silent for a while, and then smiled, the skin on his face twitched up towards his cheeks, revealing a mouth full of fangs,

You are such a disgusting man! Why do you want to know who you are dealing with so much! Okay! I am the Extraterrestrial Demon! Do you understand the Extraterrestrial Demon? Are you afraid of it? Ouch!

Zheng Zetian looked at the sudden sebum cracking in front of him. His head swelled three times in size to the naked eye, as if he was about to eat him alive. There was also a 'hosta clone' marked 'second stage' on his head by the system, and his eyelids were much too lazy. Lift it up.

Oh. Heavenly Demon, it's quite common these days. So, you are an extraterrestrial force? Want to attack Mozhu Mountain?

Seeing that he was still chatting indifferently, the girl's head in the 'second stage' retracted like a deflated balloon and returned to the appearance of a 'hosta', and then changed to a pitiful and tearful appearance.

Hey, well, this little bastard is finished after he eats it. What's the point of talking nonsense to him... Okay, okay, I'll just do it.

What's so weird?

Then before Zheng Zetian could ask, he saw the host opposite him reaching out to pull out a tooth, breaking open the bloody tooth root, and took out a small steel ball that looked like mercury. He frowned as if he had taken poison, and raised his head. The steel ball was swallowed into the stomach.

What are you doing? Will the system mark it?

'The system has shut down'

Shut down? ?

The next moment, the 'hosta' opposite him suddenly went crazy! Hahaha! Little bastard! Hahaha! De screamed, and with his fingers as long as Taikoo, he poked his face randomly, poking his flowery face until it was as dense as a hornet's nest. In the deep hole, the skin and flesh were torn open for a while, and blood surged out like a fountain. Both moves were pierced, and it fell out of the eye socket and rolled into the tea bowl.

Zheng Zetian raised his eyebrows and covered his face with his sleeves to avoid being splashed with blood.

After a while, the clone inexplicably thrust his breasts so hard that they were bloody and bloody, and he fell on the coffee table in front of him without moving.

However, Zheng Zetian didn't wait too long. The blood on the table quickly flowed back. The girl opposite raised her head again, raised her hand to rub her face, and found a flat face, as pale as paper, without any Face with facial features.

First time we meet, I am syicselevolvablevorutumputer. You can call me by my system name, or use my AI personality code name Maiden.

Is this communicating through spiritual consciousness? Thinking about it this way, Scorpions also use a similar method to talk in their heads. Is this 'communication'...

Zheng Zetian thought for a while, Can you...can you speak in my dialect?

The faceless girl then repeated,

I am a synthetic von Neumann structure self-evolving quantum computer, artificial intelligence-assisted system. You can call me 'Sage System', or call my AI codename 'Girl'.

Zheng Zetian was really confused this time, and he wasn't just pretending.

Girl? Sage system? What is the system?

The ‘girl’ looked expressionless,

The system is an intelligent auxiliary prop for human beings, providing technical support or emotional companionship. To facilitate understanding, you can understand me as a mechanism puppet made by the extraterrestrial devil. Of course, I am a little more advanced than those in Mozhu Mountain.

Zheng Zetian frowned and thought,

Puppet...system...sewing clothes...wait a minute, you are a 'girl', what happened to the one who just called himself Yuhan? She was so bloody, are you trying to scare me?

The ‘girl’ doesn’t hide it either;

She is just a temporary clone worker. There is serious interference here, and the 'eyes' of the Moshan giant are everywhere. I need to borrow the hosting mechanism she used when she was dying to go online in order to avoid monitoring and remotely provide You interview.”

Oh, that's how it is……

Zheng Zetian came forward like a curious baby, pressed his face against the girl's blank face, and asked questions like a barrage, with light shining in his eyes.

What is a clone? Why does she look so similar to Hosta? Even the smell is exactly the same. How did you do it? And she made her face like that. Is it to pretend to be Hosta? Do you want to infiltrate Xieluo Mountain? Also What exactly is the system? What you just used wasn’t a spell at all, was it? It’s not Tai Su, and it’s obviously not Tai Chi. How did you do it?”

The 'girl' ignored him, waved her hand and showed a large speech script with icons.

My composition and principles are not the focus of this meeting. If you are so interested in us, why not join the company yourself and your questions will be answered. After all, it was you who made the request for 'sincere cooperation', wasn't it?

Since your resume is on the review list of the company system and has passed the first round of screening, the application mechanism has been triggered this time. I judge that you are qualified for a direct interview. If you are really interested in learning about our power and have the potential to join the company, Please allow me to give you some basic introduction to our company.

Zheng Zetian had no choice but to suppress his curiosity, sit back and nod, signaling for the other party to continue.

So the 'girl' stretched out her finger and wrote a series of strange spells in the void, which looked like some kind of runes from the alien race in the Western Regions.

“This is the registered name of our company. In the civilization of Tianwaitian, it refers to ‘sage’, ‘sage’ and ‘doctor’.

In the world of Tianwaitian, the '' Group was once one of the top ten military defense contractors in the world. The main business covers various fields such as national defense, military industry, medical care, aerospace, intelligence, information technology, and data security.

But after the civil war in Tianwaitian, our company was split and reorganized into the 'Sage Company'. Although the ranking has slipped, it is still one of the top 500 companies in the multiverse, and currently occupies the leading position in the industry in biotechnology...

As the 'girl' spoke, she projected thousands of earths,

These are the branches of Tianwaitian World owned by our company.

Then she pulled the map to a corner and pointed at an almost invisible dust patch,

This is your world 49327.

Zheng Zetian looked at the destroyed star map and felt a little confused for a moment.

Why, why is it so big...

However, the 'girl' didn't explain too much. She just popped up the holographic map of the earth for him to play with with a snap of her fingers. After finishing the 'company profile' part, she started talking about the 'organizational structure'.

Please allow me to give a brief explanation of the company. A corporate enterprise refers to an economic organization established by a quorum of investors (or shareholders) in accordance with the law, independently operated, responsible for its own profits and losses, and with legal personality.

In accordance with the relevant regulations of the public safety system, companies can recruit indigenous employees in their respective dimensions for the purpose of legal operations.

Taking your example, if you pass the interview and complete the application test, you can become a temporary worker of our company. If the temporary worker reaches the established business indicators during the probation period, he can be converted into a regular employee of the company.

Subsidiary employees can obtain virtual network access rights in the form of work visas and can freely connect to the company-owned plane servers. If they want to go to a public network or private server, they need to issue a business trip application letter and report it to public security. Accept random inspections by network supervisors.

The welfare benefits of each company are different. Taking the 49327 subsidiary as an example, local employees adopt the lifelong employment and annual merit sequence system. The salary is as follows, and the salary is calculated based on the length of attendance and work performance. It can be issued in the form of designated currency or materials, or it can be paid into salary cards through the company system. Please refer to the list for specific exchanges.

Employees of local subsidiaries will enjoy three free physical examination packages when they join the company. They can save or customize their clones in the clone store. After death, they have a chance to be resurrected in the set save state.

Employees can purchase civilian weapons, ammunition and medicine through the company's salary card. There is no quantity limit. The loan application can be disbursed immediately without review. Up to three installments are interest-free. You can enjoy discounts when purchasing our products using your salary card, and you can apply for equipment implants with the highest level four technology. If you voluntarily sign up to participate in new product trials, you can be exempted from surgical fees.

After losing the ability and willingness to fight and paying off the loan, employees can apply for retirement. Please be aware that retirement will recycle company-related memories, and all enhanced systems will be discarded immediately.

In addition, outstanding business models of subsidiaries have the opportunity to be promoted to full-time employees of the head office through internal cadre selection. Becoming a regular employee can receive company-guaranteed open citizenship rights. The salary and benefits enjoy the benefits of the head office, and all system permissions are immediately upgraded to level five...

Zheng Zetian almost stunned the 'girl' when she was faced with a lot of contracts, benefits, and contracts.

Although there were too many unfamiliar words, and nine out of ten sentences were unintelligible, the other party communicated through spiritual consciousness, and still used illusions and magic to speak vividly, and many terms and salaries had figures and calculations. I used to work in the Central Plains When he was practicing, Zheng Zetian also came into contact with some of them, but he could barely understand some of them.

To put it simply, this 'company' is actually the chamber of commerce of the demons outside the world. They have profound mechanisms and methods. They can travel between the heavens, trade and exchange with the tribes in the heavens, or rob, plunder resources and knowledge, and transform for one's own benefit.

...I have never seen a demon that devours people and souls. This is the first time I have seen a demon who only wants to make money. But it's no wonder that those Xuanmen disciples are willing to join the company and become temporary workers under orders.

Everyone in the world is curious about what other worlds are like outside of this world, right?

Human beings cannot defeat the desire for knowledge. Even if the immortals have settled their grievances in this life, they will not look back, soar to a new world and start a new adventure.

Zheng Zetian flipped through the contracts and turned to look at the jade box on the table.

Interview...temporary worker...so this is my application test? Why is this book so valuable in Tianwai? Can I join the company if I give it to you?

The ‘girl’ shook her head and pointed at herself,

No, it is 'her' task to get this book. If you are willing to join us, then there is just one thing for you to do today. It will be regarded as your application test, and as long as you succeed, I will make an exception and let you Skip the probation period and join the company directly as a regular employee.

Zheng Zetian touched his chin,

Okay, let's talk about it.

So the 'girl' turned the map around to Tianyu Mountain and pointed to a cave on the top of the mountain.

Obtain the Ruyi Sword Sutra from Chen Sha, the master of Tianyu Mountain Peak and the guardian of the real person.

Zheng Zetian froze for a moment, The Ruyi Sword Sutra of Beichen Sword Sect?

The 'girl' waved her hand to extinguish the light and shadow in the hall, Beichen Sword Sect's Ruyi Sword Sutra

...Okay, I agree.

Zheng Zetian nodded, reached out and took the jade pendant given by the company and tied it around his waist.

This task is quite simple. After all, he knows the Ruyi Sword Sutra by himself, so at most he can just keep silent.

What, how did UU Readingｗww.uuｋkanshu.net come about?

Oh, in exchange for half of the Key to Destroying Evil and Revealing Righteousness and a heartless egg. Who would have thought that the other party would actually silence the whole book... But it's interesting, isn't the bastard missing? Then who handed down Mo Zhushan’s Ruyi Sword Sutra?

Seeing him accepting the task and collecting the money, the 'girl' nodded and pointed to herself, She will assist you.

Then the 'girl' tore off her own face, and the broken wound on her face started to squirm, like a tapeworm eating her face, and then it grew back like a 'hosta', like a girl who had just been reborn from blood, Ha— —! He let out a long sigh and knelt on the ground, breathing heavily.

Zheng Zetian, ...Do you really need to be so disgusting?

The girl spit out the blood in her mouth and looked up at him.

Have you joined the company?

Zheng Zetian saw the words 'Hostano's clone' reappearing, and looked at the top of his head. It was actually marked 'I am an undercover'...

Well, I will help you get the Ruyi Sword Sutra.

'Jade Hosta' got up out of breath. Seeing that Zheng Zetian had collected the storage jade, she glared at him, raised her hand to grab the jade box, took out the book The True Interpretation of the Preface to the Mysterious Department of the Supreme Taoist Master, opened it and took a look at it. …

Why are there no words!?

Of course there are no words. You came so quickly, and he only had time to copy the title of the book.

So Zheng Zetian explained expressionlessly,

Maybe you don't have enough immortality. Take it back and show it to the 'system'. Why, your company doesn't span all the worlds, so it's not like you don't even have anyone who can read the heavenly book, right?

...It's really so mysterious, you can't see it with the naked eye...

With a look of doubt on his face, 'Hogan' looked at it over and over again for a long time, and finally put the book back into the jade box and put it away with a low voice.