The Taoist ancestor is Cthulhu

Li Fan was so damn convinced that he went out for a walk and showed others the recipes in the store. Is he sick?

What's even more amazing is that after venting his sword intent, he pretended to be dead, and the system also pretended to be mute, thus tricking Li Fan.

Fortunately, the monks who came to eat were all taken to the top floor by special cars. The people queuing up at the door were all ordinary people, and Li Fan was still wearing a 'faceless' suit. In the blink of an eye, no one reacted, and actually told him to collect the stolen goods in Yu Perry, and then ducked out of the side door of Keshanzhai.

However, when he returned to the Chamber of Commerce, he was still caught.

Eh! What happened to you, Qingyue! Did you fall into the ditch? Oh, why are you so naughty? It's so difficult to take care of a child... Poria was helpless, and she formed a lotus in her hand and sprinkled it towards Li Fan, causing a light rain. Linlin, the breeze curled up and washed around him, washing away the smell of ink, and there was still a faint fragrance of lotus.

Just stay with me and don't move around. I'll finish the business in a while.

This was good, Li Fan immediately followed Fuling obediently and watched her check the accounts and goods. After a while, I heard the street gradually becoming noisy and noisy. From time to time, monks flew by. The sky was filled with rainbow light, and the colorful clouds were falling straight towards Keshanzhai. Probably the matter was exposed...

Li Fan just watched his eyes, nose, mouth and thoughts, pretending to be dead, pretending that he was just an innocent boy who didn't know anything.

What's going on next door? Is there such a big fuss? Even Fuling was alarmed.

I'm reporting to the fairy, but the picture of Mei's wife giving a banquet at the entrance of Shanzhai has been stolen. We're asking someone to investigate. The manager of Jiangji Trading Company also came back to see the excitement and said.

Fu Ling frowned, Huh? Who is sick and wants to steal recipes...

Li Fan also nodded repeatedly, That's it, it's just a recipe. If you don't draw another one, it's over. It's all a fuss.

That's not true. I do know that the picture of Mei's wife having a banquet is not an ordinary thing, but an 'object' made by the master of Keshan Zhai who sealed his wife Mei's clan.

Fu Ling glanced at Li Fan and saw Li Fan's confused face, so she explained again.

This is how we practice the immortal way. If we fail to break through the golden elixir, the Tao body disintegrates, the gods and humans decline, or we become possessed by demons, it is possible. If we don't have the opportunity to rebuild our cultivation, and we don't want to turn into ashes and die, the Tao will disappear. He had no choice but to choose soul transfer and incarnation. So the owner of the house included Mrs. Mei in the painting to suppress the nightmare and turn it into an 'object'.

The banquet picture is the barrier that binds Mrs. Mei's demonic form, and it is also the residence where she relies on her transformed form. It can be considered half of it, a ‘thing’ transformed by a monk.

But it’s really strange. Mrs. Mei’s qualifications are not good enough. The banquet picture has been dusty for hundreds of years and cannot be manifested. Hanging it at the door can only attract some guests. I haven’t heard any reaction. I know that this is not a thing. There aren't many people who painted it, so who stole it...

Li Fan pretended to be curious and asked, What about the master of Shanzhai, who can turn his wife into a creature, so he is very powerful?

It's not that great at all. This pair of Taoist couples are also casual cultivators who rely on Zhushan. The Zhai Master also felt knotted when he saw his wife's failure to break through. She has been wasting on the threshold of the Golden Elixir for a long time. However, the Zhai Master's cooking skills are excellent, and I am also sincere. Unfortunately, many of the monks from the outer sect of Zhushan and the casual cultivators nearby are friends with him, and the scroll that Mrs. Mei is holding was also invited from Zhushan.

He has quite a lot of connections, so okay, then he still has to hide the stolen goods in his hands.

So Fuling finished cleaning up the matter, and took Li Fan to the boat to take care of it carefully. Then she took him to the boat and landed at the thirty-foot-high outer gate tower over there.

Most of the people here are monks. In addition to the disciples of the Zhushan Outer Sect in soap and brown robes, there are also some casual cultivators who are dressed up in fancy clothes. Most of them are disciples in the Qi training stage, and there are also many who are in the foundation building stage, but there are still only a handful of monks like Fuling who stand on the threshold of the golden elixir. However, you can see a few of them just by going to the Outer Sect General Forum, and there are quite a few of them.

Li Fan looked up at the plaque Mozhu Mountain Lou Guan Dao on the high tower, and followed Poria into the front hall.

In the front hall are three statues of gods and immortals, arranged like the Three Pure Ones, but their appearances are completely different. In the middle is an immortal emperor who looks down on the world, on the left is a slender fairy with a plain face, and on the right is a demon with a green face and fangs.

Fu Ling introduced, These three are the Immortal Lord, Xuannv, and Divine Lord who have ascended together in this world. They are the respected masters who opened up the path of Tai Chi Immortal Dao practice for us. They are also the founders of the three major sects of Immortal Palace and Xuanmen Sect respectively. .

Back then, the three major factions denounced each other as demons, and they were constantly fighting and killing each other. Naturally, each worshiped his own. We non-traditional cultivators can’t afford to offend anyone, so we all have to pay our respects. Go and burn three sticks of incense.

Li Fan took three sticks of incense as he was told and was about to bow down.

'Xuan Tian's sword intention said, hang those two bastards and worship Xuannv. ’

Li Fan, ...

Hey Jianyi, don’t go too far.

'Xuan Tian Sword Intention means that if the host worships Xuannv, I will pass on the secrets of Beichen Sword Sect to you, become the sword ancestor of Zhong Xuan Sect, kill gods and demons and prove the way'

Hey, you should have told me earlier.

So Li Fan simply turned around, bowed to Xuannv three times, and placed three sticks of incense in front of her.

Fu Ling was dumbfounded for a while, What are you doing again?

Li Fan smiled naively, It's just because this fairy sister is beautiful.

Fu Ling stroked her forehead and smiled bitterly, and quickly pulled him inside, Don't talk like that when you're out of the mountains. You'll offend people for nothing.

Of course Li Fan knows this, but offending people will happen later. If he offends Xuantian Sword Intent, God knows what trouble it will make.

He really knows the temper of the sword fairy, and if he disagrees with him, he will say, I'll take your mother's sword! ’ If the wine doesn’t taste right, ‘Come on, your mother’s sword! ’ If you don’t worship Xuannv, then ‘Gan your ancestor’s sword! ’

They are really a bunch of lunatics, no wonder they were exterminated...

Fortunately, Xuantian Sword Intention stopped making trouble after worshiping Xuannv. I really didn’t expect that any prize drawn by the system would be so personalized... Oh, the system can also draw prizes?

‘The lottery system takes twelve hours to cool down’

Damn it, you should have learned all about such rubbish online game settings...

With two cheating plug-ins in his possession, Li Fan had no choice but to follow Fuling as he walked around the Taoist towers and palaces to get certificates.

Well, to apply for the certificate, you need the Taoist certificate from Zhushan Daofa, which is similar to a monk's diploma and ID card.

Although Zhushan is a rural sect, the three major sects will recognize this kind of certificate. At least it means that the decent family recognizes your autonomy in this mountain ravine, and you will not be treated as a wandering sorcerer when you go out to travel in the rivers and lakes. With this ultimatum, you can directly go to the mountain gate cave to stay at a top hotel.

The casual cultivators and outer disciples who attached themselves to Zhushan probably worshiped this diploma. After all, there are really not many sects that can be recognized by the three major sects at the same time and travel around the world at will.

However, Li Fan is not one of those disciples from the outer sect who pays to register his name. For a Taoist disciple like him who is as talented as him, it is better for the mountain master to kiss him. The maid will personally take him to register under the master Yuanying. Of course, there will be special treatment.

So the disciples of the inner mountain sect who were the disciples of the Zhenger Ba Sutra were directly taught the sutras by Lu. Master Jindan who was in charge of the Tao Pagoda inscribed and painted the book. Finally, Li Fan got a black jade jade, which happened to be the same as the Pisces jade pendant. Worn together on the waist, it is also a storage space, which can only be opened by Zhushan disciples.

There is also a booklet that reads Mozhushan Louguan Taoism Transmission and Acceptance Ceremony Dish. Even if you hold it in your hand, you can feel the spiritual energy overflowing and the fragrance of sandalwood hitting your nose. Once unfolded, the seal, edict, sect rules and commandments were written in vermilion on the rice paper sprinkled with gold, and the seal was drawn and sealed.

In other words, from today on, he, Li Qingyue, is the disciple of Lou Guandao in Mozhu Mountain.

The monthly salary of a disciple of Neishan Taoism is two thousand gold. It is not gold, but divine money. It is enough to buy some daily expenses. Don't pursue external things too much when practicing Taoism.

Li Fan looked at Poria, who was wearing gold and jade beside him. Although he knew this truth, she was not very convincing when he preached...

Fu Ling also saw the look in his eyes, and reached out to flick Li Fan's forehead, You can have some snacks. If you practice the Immortal Way, you only want to be rich and honorable for a lifetime, not to mention being a couple. Even if you marry a wife and have children, you can build a country on the human way. No one cares about you when you set up a career.

But if you want to pursue the great road, remember to be cautious and don’t be too greedy for vanity. If you lose your obsession, you will easily become possessed.

Li Fan also laughed and put the certificate and money he received into the storage jade, Thank you Sister Fuling for reminding me. Qingyue understands that she just wants to look at you and look at you more.

Smooth talk. Fu Ling pinched Li Fan's face angrily, Don't worry, the monthly salary is not enough, you can get errands from Shanmen. I'll go do some research for you and find a good job. You go over there first. Sit in the attic and drink some Wuxian Soup.

Five Immortals Soup? Li Fan also saw it. The attic over there seemed to be the canteen at the outer gate of Mozhu Mountain. There were many Qi-training disciples and casual cultivators coming and going. It seems that the inner sect disciples in soap clothes can come and go freely, but the outer sect disciples in brown clothes have to pay a piece of black bamboo tokens, and the casual cultivators who are not part of the sect have to spend money in addition to the bamboo tokens.

Poria couldn't help but roll her eyes at him, Five Immortals Ling Qi Da Tonic Decoction, no one who practices the immortal way can be as fast as you. In addition to breathing and practicing Qi, you have to take elixirs, but during the Qi training period, the internal organs of the body are still ordinary people. But if you can’t digest the serious Taoist pills, and your meridians can’t bear it, you can only drink some Qi-tonifying soup made from medicinal materials to warm your stomach first. It doesn’t taste good, so just treat it like medicine for practicing martial arts, and give it a try by force-feeding a bowl.”

What does it mean to be as fast as I am? Do I still need to drink tonic soup? Let's give it a try when we get older, and I'll make sure it lasts until you can't get out of bed!

Li Fan cursed in his heart, but nodded in agreement and followed the monks into the cafeteria.

The outer disciples at the door saw that Li Fandao was covered in robes and wore a black hat on his waist. They knew he was an inner disciple, so they naturally didn't stop him. He also gave him a jade bowl, pointed to a big cauldron in the hall, and motioned him to wait in line.

The appearance of the cafeteria is really different from what Li Fan imagined. All the monks lined up in the big cauldron with their bowls to serve soup, and then sat on the futon around the cauldron. They took their bowls and sat down in meditation. , then took a small sip, then frowned and swallowed with a grimace. Everyone was wearing a mask of pain, as if they were drinking poison. It seemed that they were all here to practice martial arts. It’s no wonder that Ke Shan Zhai’s dishes are so mediocre, but it’s still overcrowded. Whether it’s curry or shit, you can only compare it after tasting it!

Soon it was Li Fan's turn to have a bowl. There was some kind of mechanism next to the cauldron. From top to bottom of the bronze cauldron, there were five carvings: Bifang, Toad, Panlong, Black Turtle, and Suanni. Opening his mouth and spitting out a fairy spring, this is probably the so-called Five Immortals Qi Replenishment.

However, when the mixed soup bowl was returned to Li Fan's hand, the soup was thickened into dark green and smelled of strange Chinese medicine. It doesn't look easy to swallow.

‘Li Fan’s mood rose by 1 point’

Watt...what the hell, is your system broken?

‘Xuantian Sword Intent means that this is okay. The system also agreed. ’

Li Fan also said that he also knew whether the Five Immortals Soup was still good! It's a bitter medicine, but you can't drink it twice!

But there's nothing you can do about it. In cultivation, you have to endure hardships to become a master. What's more, there are so many people around you who are suffering together, and there are two people with double affirmations, so there is nothing to worry about.

So Li Fan found a futon and sat down, adjusted his breathing, prepared himself mentally, and took a small sip...

kindness……

……kindness?

Smash it with your mouth, the taste... is very subtle... take another bite...

After pouring a big gulp of it into his throat, Li Fan felt as if he had swallowed a ball of fire, falling straight into the sea along his belly, and then with a bang, ignited the small cyclone in his inner scene, and the strong The cyclone rushed straight into the meridians all over the body, and the speed of Zhou Tianqi's circulation suddenly increased by more than ten times. Before, it was a stream with the rhythm of walking and breathing, but now it turned into a rushing river. The meridians and apertures all over the body exuded bursts of warmth, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net makes me feel exhausted.

‘Li Fan’s mood has risen significantly by 1 point’

Oh oh oh~~ Li Fan couldn't help but moan out, it was so comfortable, so refreshing, and it tasted so good!

It's hard to describe the senses that came back from the taste buds. It was obviously just a thick warm soup, and it smelled like medicine. But when the elixir flowed through his tongue, it was like lubricated silk, gently wrapping the taste buds. Lick your lips and teeth sweetly, like a lover's deep throat wet kiss...wonderful, wonderful, indescribable...

He finished the Five Immortals Soup in one gulp. When Li Fan noticed that the brown-clothed disciples around him looked at him with raised eyebrows, some even spilled the soup in their hands.

Li Fan doesn't have the same experience as them. A group of people don't understand anything. They smash it in their mouths, but they still have more to say... Another bowl!

Gudonggudonggudong!

one more bowl!

one more bowl!

one more bowl!

Again……

Hey! What kind of boy are you from! Didn't your teachers tell you! Five Immortal Soups, five bowls of Immortal Soup a day! You are rushing to become an immortal! Li Fan still wants to get stuck in the team! I had another bowl to drink, but an old man grabbed me by the collar and carried me back.

The monks who were watching in the cafeteria also talked a lot, saying that Zhushan is indeed full of geniuses, and some people can drink five bowls of this weird-smelling stuff in one breath...

I, burp! Li Fan burst into bubbles after burping, and he was bloated...

The old man took out Li Fan's pulse and felt it. He frowned and said, Hiss... the anger is spinning so fast! You silly boy, don't die on my land, and cause trouble for me... Let's go, I'll take you to the hospital. Put out the fire!”

So without waiting for Li Fan to reply, he took him out of the dining room, stepped on the ground and flew into the sky, turned into a rainbow with a roar, and slid across the sky.