This Cheat Is Too Much

This Cheat Is Too Much Chapter 23

"no no no, this is not something as crude as a bomb." The old man smiled and waved his hand.

"You should have seen in Battle's records that in the contract between the gods and the Lady of Death, as long as the dead country has not opened, the undead are not allowed to set foot in the human realm. However, the gate of the dead country is five hundred years old. One turn on is unstoppable, and all we can do is turn it on and turn it off again.

At this time, it's the 'Saints' turn to appear. In the absence of gods, the saints remain Able to accept a large amount of Divine Force, at that time, only this 'saint' needs to stand in the door of the dead country, and the Divine Force in the body can drive away 90% of the undead, and the remaining talents can close the door of the dead country. ."

The round-faced girl frowned. "But there is no god coming, the saints can't possibly release the Divine Force on their own initiative!"

"I didn't say release." The old man laughed and gestured to play the piano. "The essence of the seven original sins is a violation of love, so the man-made saints who have conquered the original sins are naturally the messengers of Eros.

There are strings left by Eros in the church of Eros. These strings pierce the body and soul of the saint together, and then hang him outside the gate of the dead country. When someone plucks the strings, the radiance of the God of Love will naturally flow out of him..."

With the description of teacher neither fast nor slow, Karina seems to see a sad picture. He was wearing a tattered dress, his body was pierced by dozens of thick strings, and he was dying in a gate made of white bones, and the strings that were as sharp as steel cables were still being plucked from time to time. A few times, the gurgling blood kept flowing down the strings. In her mournful and painful screams, a group of people below were trying to close the door, preparing to leave her in that cold and dead world forever.

Thinking of that cruel scene, she couldn't help shivering. "That's too miserable, isn't it? It feels like this 'Saint' is a... um, a..."

"Like a candlestick?"

"A salty It's like a fish!"

......

The master and disciple looked at each other and were shocked by the ingenuity of each other's metaphors and the outrageousness of their brains.

Karina looked at the old man who was talking nonsense in surprise. "teacher! This is obviously salted fish. It is tied into a string with a rope, then smeared with some salt and hung on the high level of the beam to air dry. Isn't this salted fish?"

Old man dare not dare Look at the whimsical Disciple with confidence. "Nonsense! This is obviously a candlestick hanging in the middle of the great hall! Sacrifice yourself to drive away the dead, this is obviously the candle that lights up the night!!!"

"involuntarily hanged On a broken door, this is simply a criminal under punishment, how can it be called candlelight?"

"What do you know, a little hairy girl under 20 years old, these generations of 'saints' They are all recorded, and the Church of Eros calls them 'Lights of Eros', which proves what I said is right!"

"A little bit! Rely on age to show of age do you know? Shame! Are these people all willing to be saints? What they go up to offer is called a lamp, and what is hung up by others is not a salted fish or something?" The other party, Karina finally killed her own argument, the one who voluntarily hung up was the light, and the one who was forced to hang it was the salted fish.

However, no matter in any of the archives, there is no record of whether the lights or the salted fish were voluntarily hung on the door, and this debate suddenly became an unanswered dead end.

At this time, the old man had an idea and raised upwards with an orange peel face, showing a smug smile.

"I don't know if those people were willing in the past. I'll see how the saint will choose this time. I've probably guessed who the saint this time is, and she will definitely be. Was hung up voluntarily."

Kalina hesitated, nodded in agreement. "It's really a good idea, then who is the saint this time?"

"Hehe, you dare to talk back to the teacher, but you can't guess who the saint is this time?"

"hehe,

don't talk about it, in short, it must be a person who is qualified to unify Falan, at worst I will try one by one." Karina coldly snorted took out a quill, followed by With a loud explosion, the feathers of five hundred gold golds were once again blown into fine black fluff in the sky.

The old man clutched his chest in pain and shook his right hand to signal his surrender. "Wait! Stop! Stop writing, stop writing! Can't I tell you? It's the queen! The saint this time should be the queen Avril!"

"The queen?" Carrie Na nodded, got rid of the ink on the ancient scroll, and under the sad eyes of the old man, took out a quill again, and wrote Avril's name shua~ shua~ shua~.

However, Karina's brows furrowed as the ink spread over the yellowed parchment.

"teacher, are you sure that Queen Avril is the saint this time?"

The old man squinted his eyes suspiciously and said, "Of course, the Falan Wang Family is still alive. There are only about 500 descendants. The king with the highest status has been killed by the woman with long legs. She should be the only person qualified to become the new monarch of Falan.

Although Falan is now in the name of The country has already perished, but as long as she starts to resist, the Church of Eros, the Holy See of Holy Light, and even the Church of Knowledge and the Church of Fortune will support you. After all, only those with the blood of original sin can become the masters of this land. Be a true saint."

"But the zebra ancient scroll says she's dead!"

"What did you say?" The old man's eyes snapped widened. "Hasn't she escaped from the capital? Is she dying on the road? The Farrells started so fast!"

"Something's wrong..." Karina bit her nails in confusion.

"Ancient scroll said that she was killed by Peter himself because she blocked her husband who wanted to escape, and even her soul was taken away under the curtain of death. And her soul is also in the entire capital. The only blazing white soul, after her soul fell into the sea of corpses, the pure and fiery Soul Fire even burned through a big hole in the sky of death..."

Huh? How is this record different from what happened before?

Both of them felt something was wrong. If the queen is really dead and the other records are correct, then it is possible that someone is pretending to be the queen. But until the undead king was killed, there was no "burned hole" in the death sky. Is there a problem with the sheepskin ancient scroll?

Not caring about the money, the old man said with a sullen face: "Karina, please write my name and check with me to see if there are any mistakes in the records."

The round-faced girl had a facial expression gravely nodded, took out an azure quill pen and wrote the old man's name at the front of the scroll. When she was about to read it, the old man coughed heavily, and stretched out most of the scroll. It was rolled up, leaving only the last few records.

Under Karina's suspicious eyes, the old man's face became serious. "Look what I'm doing, just look at the latest records, the words will fade after a while."

The round-faced girl pouted, do you think I want to see those stupid things you did? Quite old and still shy. Besides, after I got the parchment roll last year, the first thing I did was write your name on it, even when you were a kid swimming with a little friend and you got bitten by a fish, Xiaojiji, I know what else are you hiding? Tibetan.