This Cheat Is Too Much

This Cheat Is Too Much Chapter 679

After hearing the round-faced girl's question, William looked at Banshee Jing a little worriedly, fearing that she would be rhythmized by the eldest niece's question, and she couldn't hold back her emotions and would reveal her stuff. .

What he didn't expect was that Andrea didn't seem to hear the round-faced girl's question. There is no focus.

And after noticing the placement of William's eyes, Banshee's complexion just recovered a little, and it suddenly turned red again, and she quickly turned around slightly and pulled the two full moons away from William's.

He turned his eyes away, then lowered his head with a twisted expression and said with a trembling voice:

"She's talking nonsense! Simply doesn't stink!"

"..."

nonsense! I don't know if it's not...cough cough cough

The relieved William turned his head back again, and said to the round-faced girl who was confused with two question marks:

"Well... Ann's face is really not very good, It seems that it was too late last night."

Facing the confused but enlightened eyes of the eldest niece, William first held his breath forcibly and squeezed out a sigh on his face. A bit of a blushing that seemed embarrassing, then she turned her eyes away deliberately, and her voice was erratic:

"An she has always been very interested in Eros Church, and she was so happy when she heard that she had the opportunity to join Eros Church yesterday. Now, they said they wanted to reward me well.

Well... Anyway, I was just excited for a while, but it was a little late because I didn't want to make trouble. I didn't get much sleep last night, so I'm a little sluggish today. , the legs are a little soft because of... cough, the posture problem is also a little soft, this is normal..."

After hearing William's explanation that he didn't seem to say anything, and seemed to say anything, even the eldest niece No matter how lacking knowledge in this area, he still understands the meaning of his words.

Some can't stand William's slightly more informative answer, the round-faced girl first turned her eyes away, then raised her hand subconsciously, while fanning her slightly hot cheeks, she tried her best to hold on to her own. Judgment:

"But...but the spirit is sluggish, and the legs are not necessarily weak, and she is a bit complexion pale, you...you are...in any case. How can you not look like this... ah! It hurts, hurts, hurts!"

"It hurts!"

Release the pressure and drill on the eldest niece's temple After two fists, William, who "can't hang himself on his face", first snorted angrily, and then "fly into a rage out of humiliation" with a thick neck and chased people:

"Go go go! You are a little child. Family, why are you so interested in adult affairs? Don't keep asking about adults' private lives! You'll know when you grow up!"

"Ugh...but...but... ..."

"But what but, there is no but! Also, why is your focus always on spirit strength?"

Seeing that the eldest niece seems to be being led astray by herself Well, William, who had a good plan, decisively chose to pursue the victory, turned his head and stared at the statue of Eros not far away, touched the chin looked thoughtful and said:

"If you are speaking of which, when you first entered the door, Glancing at this statue, and my spirit strength is like..."

Ah! ahhhh! Don't look! That stuff is normal!

When William cast his doubtful eyes on 【Mengxinxiang】, the people who were worried about wearing gang turned into girls with round faces.

After all, putting up a [image of the heart] to test the guests at the entrance is not only completely irrelevant to politeness, but even regarded as a provocation.

Before going out, Mrs. mother had repeatedly instructed that even if you can't win over William, you must not have bad relations with him, and don't be caught by him to put up the impolite behavior.

In addition to these, Lord mother rarely violated the teachings, implying that if the city construction officer could not pass the test, as long as the difference was not too much, he could even slightly Relax the conditions and coax that bad-hearted guy...

In short, although I can't understand why mother is so optimistic about someone, the eldest niece has an advantage. Listen to the persuasion (fear of being pinched).

Seeing that the matter of the [Heart-touching Image] seemed to be missed, between her ass and the creed of the church, the round-faced girl chose to keep the former without the slightest hesitation.

Anyway, mother only told me to see the bad-hearted attitude, but didn't say to let me see the attitude of the city construction officer, and even if she really didn't like the Eros Church, it was just a It's just an unimportant nun position, even if you really want to join in, a nun can't do anything bad... right?

In order to avoid the butt suffering after screwing up, the eldest niece shamelessly chose to back down. Before William could tell his judgment, he rushed over and grabbed Banshee's arm, The little round face raised her face with a full smile and said:

"This is Young Lady An, right? She's a rarely seen beauty... Huh?"

The round-faced girl He sucked his nose in a daze, and when he smelled the exact same pollen aroma as someone's hand, he suddenly opened his mouth in surprise. He just didn't notice the kind of smell that came from Banshee's body when she held her arm. Weird stiffness.

And when she noticed Banshee's other hand firmly covering her hips, she suddenly remembered the evaluation she gave before, the whole person was instantly embarrassed in the same place, and her movements changed instantly. A bit stiffer than the shy and scared Banshee.

Mother, I actually said to my face that the smell on people's body is... Aiya is really embarrassing! And...

After the embarrassing scene lasted for a few seconds, William played the role of the savior, reaching out and plucking the Banshee spirit, who was already frozen with fear, from the arm of the eldest niece come out.

"It's all about adults, little child, don't interrupt, you're really... ah"

The round-faced girl hearing this opened her mouth speechlessly, wanting to Open your mouth to remind the other party that in terms of real age, you are obviously older.

But when she saw the Banshee spirit leaning on William's body almost, and someone's suspiciously placed palm, she shut her mouth rationally.

Ugh...is this the adult world? Really envious... so terrifying!

The round-faced girl who was so suspicious of her life was a little autistic, she led William and the two to sit down in front of the statue, and then respectfully reached out to touch the spherical crystal in the palm of Divine Idol, and closed her eyes. Shoudi stood by the side, spit out a series of strange syllables like an aria.

This wonderful syllable seems to have a special power that is moving, the eldest niece's originally clear and sweet voice, after matching with this strange language, gradually becomes melodious and particularly moving, and also Do not have a fresh and natural magical taste.

The first few paragraphs of this syllable sound like the sweet humming of a lark after drinking the clear mountain spring water, and the middle paragraphs seem to be caressing between the green pine and cypress branches. The breeze is agile and light.

When it came to the back, the round-faced girl's voice became quiet and comfortable, like a quiet and peaceful lakeside under the full moon, every syllable was pulled soft and long, Like a sparkling lake under the moonlight, gently blinking with the breeze...

[I am listening to a prayer written in Muse, and my proficiency in Muse has increased slightly]

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Feeling the gradually soft and relaxed waist of Banshee Jing, William, who had been accustomed to listening to this set in his previous life, was not as fascinated as Andrea, but raised his eyebrows indifferently.

Although there is no Muse elf in his writing ability, he should be like the Banshee next to him, he can't understand the content of this prayer, and can only be intoxicated by its beautiful tones among.

But there were big bosses in my last life.

Because I was curious about what this beautiful prayer for entering the teaching was about, a famous sand sculpture player deliberately brushed the proficiency of Muse to the proficient level, and translated this wonderful but incomprehensible prayer. come over.

In fact, the content of the whole prayer is not complicated.

The core idea is that the protagonist prayed devoutly to the God of Eros under the bright moonlight, and successfully faced his heart directly with the guidance of Oracle, resolutely crossed the barriers of identity and race, and chose to welcome true love magnanimously.

Among them, the first stage is like the content of tits chirping, which is to describe the beauty and purity of the heroine, and the second stage is to tell the conventional plot of hero saving the beauty that happened when meeting the hero in the woods , and now the third stage is just praying under the moon.

By the way, because this prayer was written for a very long time, from some of the descriptions, the protagonist in the story should be a person born at the end of the Spirit King Dynasty, and his status is quite noble. A girl, and her lover should be a leader in the human resistance army, so the final result will not be very good.

According to the translation of the follow-up content by the bosses, the two should have a tryst near the female Fang Family. They were caught by the girl's family because they missed the trace. The elf girl's father chose to hide it. After discussing the matter between them, he probably found an excuse like sexual entrapment, sent the man to death, and gave her a big credit for catching the leader of the resistance army by the way.

The man was indeed tough enough. Even though he was caught by the elf girl's family, he didn't say a word until he died in order not to drag her into the water.

After being locked up by her family for more than half a year, the elf girl ran out by pretending to be sick and wanted to take the man's body back to his relatives, but she was too weak to succeed.

Later, because of the "great credit" of trapping the leader of the rebel army, he was caught by the angry human side, and after a few weeks of imprisonment, he was stabbed to death by the man's elder sister, who depended on him for life. , before he died, he didn't even excuse himself.

William has learned a very valuable lesson from this sad love story, and that is -- try not to choose a date at the bride's home, otherwise you may be doing bad things Time to get caught by an angry father-in-law.

If this pair of dog guys...cough cough, when the idiot boy and the mad girl choose the place for their rendezvous, if they were not in the bride's home, but in the male Fang Family, most likely there would not be such a tragedy.

After all, one is an "ordinary" elf girl with only a noble status, while the other is one of the leaders of human forces. If you are dating on the man's side, you will at least be able to hold it if you are caught! If it really doesn't work, even if you both go out together...Bah! How about going to the river and drilling into the woods? Do you have to go to someone's bride's home GHS? is it possible that for excitement?

To sum up, the ending was so tragic purely because the brain was burned out by hormones! It can be seen that love will seriously affect IQ, and the force composed of all single dogs is the strongest!

......

When William began to think in his head, the eldest niece's voice suddenly became loud and sad, like a broken wing, only It is like a big bird that can slowly die in the mud, and this long story has also reached the final stage, that is, the tragic ending that both men and women will be killed by the other's most important family members.

Just when William was happy that his long prayer was finally over, Banshee, who was listening silently beside him, suddenly burst into tears, clasped William's palm with red eyes, and even leaned towards him. Damn, resting his head on William's shoulder, he sighed in a slightly nasal voice:

"This story is really... so sad, but it's also really moving and moving."

Huh? You mean you can understand? But aren't you a necromancer? Why learn muse elf... oh... but I forgot.

After raising his eyebrows in surprise, William remembered the characteristics of muse spirits. In addition to their high artistic attainments, most of this elf population are very strong alchemists, and even many classic books on alchemy are directly written in muse elf script. Banshee, who is an alchemist, knows this. Things are normal.

After remembering that you can go to Banshee to learn the muse elf, William reached out and poked her creak, first moved towards the tearful Banshee, laughed, and then leaned in with interest. A few words were whispered in her ear.

After hearing William's words, Andrea, who was moved, first froze, and then the sadness on her face was instantly thrown to beyond the topmost clouds, and then she was a little annoyed. Reaching out and pinching William, he said:

"You...what are you talking about! False! Everything you say is false!

The other one Mingming has proved his love for each other with his life! Especially that man, in order to protect his lover, he would not even reveal their relationship until his death, such a touching love, how could it come to you..."

"The problem is that as long as they change the place for their rendezvous, won't they all have to die in the end?"

Looking at the Banshee spirit who seemed to be in a hurry, William shrugged said calmly:

"If you were them, do you want to be a sad story that has been sung for more than two thousand years? Or do you want to live and grow old with your lover?"

" ..."

"I...then I still want to live with the person I like..."

"Yes."

......

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Just when Banshee Jing was crippled by William's crooked reasoning, the round-faced girl who was eavesdropping on him couldn't hold back.

As a basically competent teaching staff, she discovered Banshee's anomaly faster than William, knowing that the city construction officer could understand the muse elf script.

In order to let this "lost lamb" understand the beauty of love and join the church to believe in the great God of Love, the eldest niece's prayer this time was almost 120,000, and she put a 120,000 effort into her prayers. The story of dog blood and wisdom is heart-wrenching and tear-jerking.

Just as she had broken Banshee's tear ducts as she wished, and squinted proudly at Banshee's sincere tears, William's magnetic voice suddenly sounded like a devilish whisper.

This damn bastard not only ruined the protagonist of the story, but even the meaning inside and outside the words, but also faintly implied that this is all the fault of the god of love, to the effect that he should not just persuade people to Oracle In pursuit of love, one should first persuade believers to use their brains more, but the most terrifying thing is yet to come...

The round-faced girl was horrified to find that she actually felt... William said it very well reason!

And just when she began to doubt her life, there was a sudden crunch on the [Picture of Heart] in front of several people, as if something had cracked...

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