This Cheat Is Too Much
Chapter 730
This Cheat Is Too Much Chapter 730
“…”This is very embarrassing to ride on a horse…
After a cheeky shout, William, who could not answer this question, simply directly He skipped and changed the subject on his own initiative:
"Besides this sentence, did that person leave any other explanation?"
"Indeed... but there is another sentence. ."
The little businessman said with a bitter face:
"That...that person said that you are quite interesting, and the secrets on your body are... also very interesting. If your existence tells the knowledge...the one from the Knowledge Church, it must be able to get a good price.
So before she left, let me ask you and the person behind you if there is...anything Conditions that can be used to bribe her, otherwise...don't blame her for selling your information for something..."
After relaying the "extortion" of Fortune Goddess, he seemed to support his body Some of his belongings were taken away, and Jose's knees suddenly softened, and he almost fell directly to the ground, with an awkward expression on his face as if he had been played badly.
The meeting just a few seconds ago had a big impact on the small businessman's view of the world.
He has also read the booklet used by Fortune Church to promote himself, and it describes his Goddess as unparalleled in the world, wise, wise, kind, dignified... In short, what is good to hear, it is simply Offa continent The nemesis of all evil above, the savior of all suffering and sorrow.
However, after "close" contact with the will of Fortune Goddess, and after being a human voice microphone, Jose's faith in Lord Goddess has almost collapsed.
The great Spiritual God who has all the good qualities of the world in one body in the preaching of Fortune Church is actually not only not as generous and dignified as described in the booklet, but even a little...
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"Despicable!"
After speaking for Jose, Goddess, who had been silent for a long time, finally said, He shouted angrily in William's ear:
"That philistine guy dared to take the opportunity to blackmail me!"
"Well, you're right, that person is indeed He's quite philistine, and he's more cautious."
William rummaged through his space ring twice while dealing with nodded, took out a small dark iron box, and kept the tremors from shaking. 's lucky coin was thrown in.
Being confused by William's actions,
Goddess asked in confusion, "What are you doing?""Nothing, just going to the Church of Knowledge, Let's see what I can trade you for."
? !
In the silent silence of Goddess, William said calmly:
"Don't blame me, I can't help it either, I'm an ordinary person with nothing special. , apart from this ordinary appearance, there should be nothing that can be seen by the Lord Goddess.
And you didn't say before that you are a pauper, and there is nothing left Do you have any property at your disposal? Then you definitely can’t pay that person’s satisfaction, so she will definitely chat with the person from the Church of Knowledge, and exchange your news and whereabouts for some benefits.”
After speaking his judgment slowly, William flexed his knuckles and tapped twice on the small iron box, as if waving goodbye to Goddess.
"You...are you kidding me?"
"No, I'm serious."
William tossed the small tin box up and down , listening to the sound of the lucky coin ding ding dong dong banging against the inner wall of the iron box, the voice line is unusually calm and authentic:
"I'm thinking, instead of the one who sold your news, then the Church of Knowledge directly When I received Oracle, all of them came to me. It would be better if I knew the current affairs a little bit and sold you directly. In this way, it would not only save you a lot of trouble, but maybe even get some benefits.
After all, although the person from the Church of Knowledge has become more and more paranoid because of the [Book of Madness] contamination, he is still as generous as he used to be, and he will never be stingy with giving benefits to those who have helped him, unlike you. It's such a cunning search."
"..."
"I... I'm also very generous!"
Seeing that he seems to be really good at it The meaning of handing it over by himself, Goddess was in a hurry to pull his hips. He didn't even ask how William knew about the [Book of Madness]. There's nothing to give, besides, I didn't say it before, when I regain the throne, I will make you my Pope! You..."
"When I become a founder After the world god, I will make you my 38th personal maid, responsible for boiling bath water for me every day, aren't you impressed?"
After hearing William's words, Goddess suddenly became anxious.
"You...you can't count like that! Being my Pope has many benefits. If it was the blessing I gave at the peak period, your lifespan could be doubled! Several times! "
"But now I can only continue for half a minute, which is enough for me to pee."
After pouting his lips contemptuously, William put the small tin box in his pocket , said calmly:
"There's no need to talk about drawing the pie, I'm sure I can't come up with the conditions that satisfy the person from the Fortune Church, and you have nothing to bribe her. Things, so accept your fate!
Well...the shape of this iron box is a bit ugly, I'll go get two pieces of colored paper later, and then buy a ribbon, I have to pack it well before giving it to others. Otherwise, it is easy to sell for a good price."
"..."
"Wait...wait..."
A pull sounded in William's ear Crotch Goddess extremely tough voice.
"I...I actually have a hidden treasure trove, that...there are some good things in that...that can be used to bribe her first..."
" "..."
"So... you have money for a robber, but no money for me a thief?"
"It's not... either..."
From William's calm tone, he seemed to sense the omen of the impending rainstorm, and Goddess's voice suddenly felt a lot of guilty conscience.
"Mainly my treasure house is not located in Offa continent, even if I tell you, you can't get it..."
"..."
Ah! Sure enough, the broken ship also has three pounds of nails. This product is also a Goddess. I said that she can't really bring out anything.
"Tsk! You pass the test..."
After keeping in mind the information that Goddess can be squeezed, William squeezed the iron with regret. box, and took out the trembling lucky coin inside.
The gods of this world, after breaking through the limits of human beings through Divine Spark and priesthood and gaining powerful strength, are also bound by new constraints in a sense.
Because the more powerful the concept represented by Divine Spark, the stronger the power of the gods themselves, so most of the gods' code of conduct will try to move closer to the concept of their own priesthood.
Under the influence of each other for a long time, the impact on the character is amazing. The temperament of gods with conspiracy priesthood will be more insidious, and the temperament of gods with tyrannical priesthood will be more violent. Only a few gods can get rid of them. This invisible shackle, and neither the Goddess of wealth nor the god of knowledge is in it.
As the name suggests, Fortune Goddess has little interest in studying strange phenomena, and can indeed fool the past with a lot of wealth, but not necessarily the God of Knowledge.
Coincidentally, in addition to pulling the crotch Goddess, there are still a lot of "unsolved mysteries".
Whether it is the [Unbounded People] who is immune to all checks, or the five occupational sequences that are employed at the same time, or the existence of the system itself, for the God of Knowledge who is thirsty for knowledge, it is an unimaginable super meal. Feast.
If you really want to hand over the crotch Goddess, if the god of knowledge is a little bit unconscionable and is going to send himself away by giving three melons and dates, if he doesn't even bother to look at himself, then It's a good thing.
However, it is a pity that this True God, who is paranoid in the late stage of cancer, is not very normal in his style, but he is very decent in terms of being a god. In the previous sentence, a debt must be paid.
If I really hand over the crotch Goddess and attract the attention of the god of knowledge, although I won't be tied to the operating table for slicing research, I'm afraid there will be no peace anymore, I will go to the toilet and leave. I will be stared at for a short period of time...
Hiss...
The thought of being stared at by a big gay guy who has lived for an unknown number of years, twenty-four After hours and hours of uninterrupted raping for a lifetime, William's back was itchy for a while, and he hurriedly put the lucky coin in his pocket back into his pocket.
You're lucky!
And after being "in the bag" by William, Goddess also fiercely sighed in relief, that is, she has no body right now, otherwise she would really have to lie down in tears.
wu wu wu...it's too hard, really too hard.
People used to be gods anyway, but now they have to be careful with them every day, for fear that this guy will turn his head and grab himself to the Church of Knowledge to surrender himself when he can't think about it.
This God deserves it, it's really boring.
……
Of course, boring is boring, but death is still reluctant to die.
After resigning to tell William the coordinates of the Star Realm of the treasure house, let him bribe the damn "robber", in order to show his role, maintain a relationship with William, a super useful tool. The relationship between the two, Goddess took the initiative to speak, pretending to be mysterious reminding:
"By the way, William, when that guy's will came, he accidentally left a good thing! You found Is it?"
"Oh, you said that holy relic."
"It's still up to me...how did you know?!"
Facing the shocking question from Goddess, William laid down on the table and calmly traced the coordinates of Star Realm, and said indifferently:
"I already knew, the birth of the holy relic. Although it is very difficult, but after all, it involves the Power of Faith and Divine Force of wealth of a country, and it is normal to spawn a holy relic.
Well...or you can say that, that thing is almost It can be counted as I made it."
"..."
After a silent silence for a while, the strange voice of Goddess pulling the crotch rang in William's ear. up.
"So...that's why you let people rob the businessman's underwear?"
? ? ?
After listening to Goddess's question, William lifted the head in surprise and looked towards the floor next to the sofa.
What are you doing with that fat time? That thing has something to do with the holy relic... FUCK! ! !
After hearing the meaning of Goddess's words, William couldn't help trembling, and the quill in his hand snapped into two pieces.
The holy relic that I got this time...is a fat time?
……
【Huck’s Dirty Pants】
【Holy Relic LV70】
【Saint: Incontinent Huck]
[Stunt: Huck's wish, because all his pants were taken away by the evil lord of Dawn, he could only go home naked in World of Ice and Snow, frozen An unbearable Huck desperately wanted his pants back.
Affected by his powerful obsession and wealth Divine Force, this sacred relic has a very magical ability to return, as long as the user sincerely prays, this thing can be forcibly recalled no matter where it is, even Can cross the barriers between planes]
[battle skill (unique): The prayer of gathering gold, as a loyal believer of Goddess of wealth, Huck's belief in Goddess is as fanatical as the pursuit of money. The Goddess emblem was embroidered on every garment of the body.
After being nurtured by the Divine Force of Fortune and becoming a holy relic, this bodysuit has won the favor of Goddess of Fortune. Whenever there is a negotiation involving a money transaction, just show the above to the opponent. The emblem will greatly increase the probability of successful negotiation.]
[As a fairly successful businessman, Huck's life can be said to be ups and downs, and all this has to be said when he was a child rise.
It was a cold winter, and the elder sister from the next door knocked on his door in the middle of the night, covering his collar and shyly asking him if he needed anything...]
Relying on extraordinary perseverance, after forcibly suppressing his curiosity about what happened between the diaper merchant and the elder sister next door, William took a deep breath, through his newly built crystal roof, Start to look at the sky silently.
After personally verifying the fineness of this sacred relic, he couldn't help but recall the reward reminder given by the system when he completed the task before.
'These rich Divine Forces will automatically attach to the nearest high-value common item and turn it into a holy relic with special effects'
So... The most valuable thing in my room is this silk trousers that I just grabbed?
After throwing the strangely stained trousers on the table in disgust, William now wants to find the Nightmare cavalry who was responsible for taking away the clothes of the diaper merchant, rather than annoyed at his excessive frugality. , specially formulated a [crime of leaving the bottom of his pants] for him, and punished this careless bastard and ruined his family!
As for this strange sacred relic, which is estimated to be unprecedented in history, although the ability is a bit nonsensical, the effect is actually quite good when you think about it carefully. It is a one-way cross-plane communication.
In the future, when black-belly Saintess leads people to assassinate the hated Demon King, if someone can use this magical pant, then the human side will be able to pass the news that the action route has been leaked in time, saying It might not end up being nearly wiped out.
The effect of the battle skill called [Prayer of Gold Gathering] is actually very good. Although it is rather perverted to chat about the bright fat times, as long as the opponent sees the emblem of Goddess of Fortune, there is a chance to let him Or she lost her mind and agreed to conditions that were unlikely to be agreed. If it was some large-scale business, she might earn dozens or even millions of gold gold.
But the problem is...
William reached out and picked up half of the quill on the table, reluctantly picking up the new saint relic on the table and turning it over. There's something odd about this damn emblem embroidered on neither the front nor the back, but "underneath", between the legs.
Even if the user can really get rid of all the morals and openly show fat to the negotiating opponent during the negotiation process, but if he wants the opponent to see the emblem of Goddess of wealth, he has to bend himself into a cat and lick the PG It's the right posture...
After frowning and thinking for a while, William lifts the head and turns his attention to the worried little businessman next to him, his voice slightly hesitant:
"José, why don't you learn to dance? You don't need to be proficient, just practice until you can lower your waist!"
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