This Curse Is Awesome

Bingcheng, referred to as ice.

In ancient times, it was called Shangjing.

It is a city with a huge total area.

When the doomsday came, because the length of the city wall needed to be built was too long, the government simply abandoned two districts and moved the population in, only to build the city wall within the specified time.

Into the city, Chen Yu didn't delay much, he stopped a taxi and took everyone in.

"Is it Martial Artist? Where to go?" The driver's expression was flat, and there was no awe of Martial Artist elsewhere.

"Go forward." Chen Yu waved.

"There is a wall in front."

"Crash."

"...Are you sick?"

"We When I first came here, I don’t know where to go. You can drive it and use the meter."

"Okay." The driver nodded and put in gear: "If you say that, then let's go to Moscow."

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Chen Yu: "It doesn't snow in Moscow. Follow the waterway to Singapore."

"Singapore has a big cockroach, I can't compare to Kuwait."

"Around Kuwait Always fight, the best scenery is Monaco."

Driver: "...skr~"

"Buzz..."

The accelerator is stepped on, and the body With a violent dash, he drove fast along the road.

Put the BB from his back into his arms, Chen Yu turned his head back and commanded: "Ma Li, book a few tickets to Changling City. I will leave tomorrow, no more than noon."

"No problem." Ma Li made an OK gesture: "After entering the city, the Internet will come. I contact my steward to order."

"Are you going to Changling?" heard The two talked, and the driver turned his head.

"Yes. Master, look at the front, don't look at me. Do I have a mirror on my face?"

"It's okay." The driver waved his hand: "Just these broken roads , I have been driving for several decades, and I can go if I dig my eyes."

"Do you redo the system?" BB interrupted suspiciously.

Driver: "en?"

"What she said nonsense, you don't care about it. Go on." Chen Yu covered BB's small mouth.

"Hmm...eh? Where did I say it?"

"Your daughter-in-law is carrying you on her back."

"Oh yes!" The driver reacted , Angrily patted the steering wheel: "Fuck, I rented out day and night, and all the money earned was given to her. She was exhausted, and she was fucking with my neighbors behind my back! She is still a fucking person...Huh? Fuck! When did I tell you about my daughter-in-law?"

"I'm all here anyway, let's go on." Chen Yu suggested.

"get lost!"

The driver angrily stepped on the brakes and stopped in the middle of the road: "believing or not?"

"Master , Don't listen to him talking nonsense." Ma Yan hurriedly rounded off: "You continue to drive."

Glancing at Chen Yu, the driver released the brake and slowly stepped on the accelerator: "Where did I just say? "

Ma Yan: "Say your wife is carrying you."

"Well, yes. She is not a good old lady, know? Laozi...why is the topic still my daughter-in-law? !" The driver growled.

Chen Yu gave a thumbs up: "Secondary show, absolutely."

"zhi zhi ——"

The vehicle stopped again, and the driver's face turned pale Hei: "Get out of the car."

"Don't make trouble, just be anxious." Ma Li jumped out to make a round, took out a few hundred yuan bills from her pocket, and handed it to the driver: "Come on, Master take it. "

The driver was silent for a moment, reached for the banknotes, and restarted the engine.

Ma Li: "Master, don't talk to them, let's talk."

Driver: "Okay. I'll see you as a little girl is kind. What are we talking about? "

Ma Li: "Talk about your daughter-in-law."

"...No daughter-in-law! I don't have a mother-in-law! Talk about a barren daughter-in-law?!"

"Good, good." Ma Li immediately comforted: "Master, you have no daughter-in-law, don't get excited. Didn't your daughter-in-law run away with the neighbor."

Driver: "..."

The vehicle stopped on the side of the road for the third time.

In the driving position, the driver's eyes are dull, and he looks forward in a daze.

The sad thing that is constantly aroused is like a toilet brush, which keeps rubbing against the dry yellow inner wall...

"Squeak--"

At this time, a traffic policeman approached on a motorcycle, took out a pen and paper, and knocked on the window: "Driving violation, fined two hundred, pay attention next time."

At that moment, the driver cried.

The tears of the rustling sound.

"Good." Chen Yu patted the driver's trembling shoulder, took two hundred from his pocket and handed it to the traffic police.

The traffic policeman glanced at Chen Yu, tore off an invoice, and nodded left.

"Don't be a teacher like this, it's not worth it to cheat."

"You..." The driver looked towards Chen Yu in tears: "How do you know my surname Luo? "

"It's written on your badge." Chen Yu took out a piece of paper, handed it to the driver to wipe his tears, and sighed back to Ma Li and the others: "Look, feelings are the most hurtful thing . Everyone is angry and stupid."

"Yeah." Ma Li nodded.

"It's pitiful." Ma Yan was nodded.

Only Chen Siwen’s forehead blue veins went straight up: "You guys will be yours."

"Old Brother. Where is there no grass on the horizon? Why not go to the nightclub to find it?" Chen Yu hugged the driver and lowered his voice: "Meeting is fate, tonight I will take you to a health care program, and we will cover the cost."

"Really?!" The driver raised his head sharply, no longer sad Emotions.

"It's not good." Chen Yu said his few Northeastern dialects.

"Okay. I also waived the car fare for the several brothers." The driver licked his lips excitedly, shifted the gear, and stepped on the accelerator: "Speaking of the great health care of our ice city, it is well-known in the country. A set of bathing, bathing, sauna, massage...Bashidban. I also happen to be a health care provider, which place I have not known?"

Chen Siwen: "..."

"Old Brother is awesome!" Chen Yu also rubbed his hands vigorously: "I heard that the best thing in our ice city is to take a bath, how to rub?"

"Simple, just A large group of people soaked in the pool, gu lu gu lu boiled for a while, then steamed, lay on the board, sprinkled some milk, sprinkle some salt..."

Chen Siwen: "Spread some more pepper Aniseed."

"Yes, anyway, you can sprinkle whatever you like... Wait, there is an anise!"

Chen Siwen: "Even if there is no anise, I I also feel that you are cooking."

"Don't talk nonsense. This is our Northeast feature. By the way, where did you come from?"

"Mountain province."

"Mountain province, it's a bit far away." The driver shuttled through the alleys, hesitantly said: "Now the northeast is so chaotic, stay in the south, why are you here? "

Chen Yu: "Take a bath."

"Oh!" The driver suddenly said, "That's reasonable. I'm addicted to rubbing, and I feel uncomfortable without rubbing for a week."

"Yes, although I have not rubbed, I am also addicted. I feel that the end of the day is at hand, and this custom of rubbing should be applied for as an intangible cultural heritage."

"young The man has a spectrum." The driver nodded: "This is a not so big bathhouse, otherwise the strange beasts come and give them a meal, maybe the strange beasts are also addicted, so I won't eat us."

Chen Siwen: "...Why are your topics getting more and more perverted."

"Stop talking." Waved his hand, Chen Yu continued to ask the driver: "Old Brother, just take a shower. What are you particular about?"

"Pay attention to speaking, learning, and singing." The driver was serious: "Do you know Guo Degang or Benshan?"

"I know."

"They came from taking a bath."

"Oh!" Chen Yu was surprised.

"Don’t make the customers amused anymore, will they come next time? Chatting is part of the scrubbing. Don’t be timid when you scrub. Even if the Master rubs your calf, you too I have to separate my thighs and talk to him."

"Suga..." Chen Yu was stunned.

Chen Siwen covered his face: "You two talk about something that Earth people can understand."

"Also, taking a bath is also a time for men." The driver Keep your voice down.

"How to say?" Chen Yu was curious.

"The more the man, the rougher the bath towel he takes. The ladies only use the thin bath towel."

"Is there such a rule?"

"That must be. It's all our unwritten rules. You are a big man, it hurts when you rub, and the Master doesn't like to take care of you."

"Sweep to death... …" Knowing nodded, Chen Yu swept a circle outside the window and pointed to a store and said: "Master, stop at the hardware store in front."

"What are you doing?"

" I bought a bath towel."

Everyone: "..."

"zhi zhi ......"

After ten seconds, the body stopped.

Chen Yu entered the hardware store like a trot and shouted: "Is the Boss there?"

"Yes." The female Boss held instant noodles in her mouth and walked to the counter Before, I didn’t care about the identity of Chen Yu Martial Artist: "What do you want, just say it."

"Is there any sandpaper?"

"Yes."

"Bring me two of the roughest ones."

……

Not long after, Chen Yu took the large and small bags and took the taxi back: "Old Brother, continue walking Right."

"What do you buy?" the driver curiously asked.

"Bath towel." Chen Yu took out a piece of sandpaper.

Everyone: "..."

"Mud stick." He took out another file.

Everyone: "..."

"Toothbrush." ​​Steel brush.

Everyone: "..."

"There are also some disposable slippers, washbasins, razors, etc."

Everyone "..."

"Man."

For a long while, the driver didn't hold the steering wheel, and admired his hands: "Man!"

Chen Yu proudly: "Man?"

"Man!"

"Pure man?"

"Pure man."

"Then take the man to a vigorous The place."

"Go!" The driver puts in five gears: "I'll rub the intestines out for you."

One turn, seven turns.

Only five minutes, the vehicle reached its destination.

"This is the place."

Get off the bus, and the driver pointed to the red plaque above: "Brother, don't worry. I can't just find your place just because you invite me. This one is not expensive and is consumed by the masses, but the decoration and techniques are really good."

"Okay, Old Brother, you are good at it, that's it." Chen Yu picked up his bath tools and turned to look. towards Ma Li and the others: "What are you doing? Go in?"

"No...no." Chen Siwen took three steps back: "I still won't go."

"I'm not going." Ma Li took two steps back: "I'm not used to that many people wash together."

Ma Yan did not know where to take out a folded surfboard, excited: "You can surf inside. Is it?"

Ahead, the driver looked at Ma Yan, then looked back at Chen Yu, and stopped saying: "Where did you... come from..."

Something nosy.

Everyone, including BB, finally entered the bathing center.

One 688 premium package per person.

Including bathing, sauna, bathing, massage, accommodation, food, etc.

Everything.

"Let's start then." Carrying a small bag, Chen Yu said goodbye to Chen Siwen and the others: "Old Brother and I will go to the men's club, and you will go to the women's. Tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock in the lobby Assemble."

After that, without waiting for the four people to react, they turned around and disappeared behind the white curtain in front of the male guest with the driver.

The large bath in the northeast is a common changing room and a large bathhouse.

When Chen Yu and the driver entered the dressing hall, they saw that there were already a dozen people in the house.

There are clothes to go.

More to go in without clothes.

Raising his wrist and looking at the cards in his hand, Chen Yu looked for his own locker: "Well... there, number 249, right in the middle, perfect! Great! Old Brother, you are What's the number?"

The driver scanned his hand card: "250."

"We are next to each other. It's nice."

He took up his pocket, Chen Yu swaggered to the closet, took off his shirt, revealing a slender body of tendon.

"Brother, you deserve to be Martial Artist. This figure is tsk tsk." The driver exclaimed, and took off his jacket, sitting on the foreskin bench in front of the closet: "Seeing your muscles, I remember Where did the car go. You are going to Changling City?"

"Yes." Chen Yu took off his pants.

"Why are you going to Changling? There have been wars there."

"Fighting?" Chen Yu wondered: "Now fighting?"

" I've been fighting!"

"Huh? Didn't it mean that the support of the magic city has just started?"

"The magic city? What kind of support?" The driver was stunned.

As an ordinary person, he does not have such a rich and accurate source of intelligence as Chen Yu.

Chen Yu also immediately realized this, and changed the topic slightly: "Or go back to Changling, who will fight with whom?"

"Fair will be chanted. Fair will be It’s fighting with the official government of Changling City and the local Fang Family. I heard that the fairs are also fighting. Anyway, it’s a mess of porridge. You can’t have good juices there."

"Is that right? ......" Chen Yu looking thoughtful.

"Can I lie to you. I suggest that you don't leave tomorrow, and continue to play in the ice city for a day, and then go back to the south obediently and honestly. In the northern city, 600,000 people have changed. It’s wood. I don’t know when it’s Ice City’s turn."

The driver took off all his clothes freely, turned his underwear, and stood up: "Living a day counts as a day. Compared to being digested by a strange animal It’s good to become baba, and it’s good to turn into wood."

Hearing this, Chen Yu suddenly understood.

Why in this city, no matter the driver, the shop boss, or the waiter at the bath center, no longer awe of Martial Artist.

Because in today's situation, there are only two roads left in front of mankind.

Or died of the animal tide.

Or died of a conflict of power.

The capital is gone, and the tide of beasts will never be defeated.

So in a "must die" life, what can people fear...

In the bottom of my heart, lightly sighed.

Chen Yu got rid of the cranky thoughts in his mind and began to concentrate on taking off his clothes.

No matter how the world changes.

His goal is always firm.

That is, to find a suitable foreign land and think of a way to transfer human beings over.

By the way, raise the curse level and enhance the strength.

"oh la la..."

When Chen Yu stood in the C position in the dressing room, after taking off the last piece of clothing.

The original noisy noise of the audience, such as the spread of the plague, gradually silenced it.

"pa."

With his hands on his hips, Chen Yu raised his chest and looked up at the dumbfounded driver, then glanced at the shocked men in the audience, something that is hard to describe in words Refreshing sweeps the whole body.

This.

That's why he came to the Northeast to take a bath!

Picking up the small pocket, Chen Yu walked into the bathing hall with a connor step.

"pa ta."

"pa ta."

"pa ta ……"

The sound is crisp and clear Smellable.

But it's not the sound of footsteps...

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