This Curse Is Awesome

The whistling north wind.

Desolate permafrost.

A group of five people, riding an old off-road vehicle, driving on the snow-covered highway.

The driver is Bodo Yui.

The co-pilot is an old woman.

In the back row sits Jill on the left side and Bahuang Yi on the right side.

Chen Yu was caught in the middle, unable to move.

"Dangdang."

"Dangdangdang..."

Amidst the bumps, Chen Yu was expressionless: "No need to be so nervous. Squeeze hard. "

hearing this, Jill continued to lean against Chen Yu: "You must be squeezed. You are too dangerous, you can run without paying attention."

"So How big a guy is around me, can I run?"

Jill curled his lips: "What you say, I can't believe a word now."

Chen Yu: "... "

"I'm very strange."

At this time, Bahuang Yi opened his eyes, who had been keeping his eyes closed and rested, and said: "At that time, Jill gave you an inactivation agent, right? "

Chen Yu's eyelids twitched slightly: "How."

"Inactivation agent is an effective inhibitor to suppress the transmission of meridian energy. Regardless of the level, as long as it passes through the blood A certain amount of injection will no longer be able to effectively mobilize Qi Sea. Unless a few hours later, the toxins are metabolized."

Bahuang Yi turned his head, looked towards Chen Yu: "Then, how do you use Jin? Is it angry?"

Chen Yu looked at his nose and his heart: "I don't know, it works anyway. Maybe Jill's injection is not enough."

"Impossible! "Jill immediately retorted, and took out several other inactivating agents from his pocket: "They are all measured in five milliliters, and so is the one that gave you the injection."

"Five milliliters." Yahuang Yi asked: "How pure is it."

"63.5%."

"With this purity, five milliliters can inhibit three people at the same time."

"Yes. "Jill nodded, pointing to Chen Yu: "So let him escape. This kind of thing is not at all my fault. Because under normal circumstances, no matter who is injected with inactivation agent, it is impossible to use energy. In fact, I have been cautious enough. "

Chen Yu: "Maybe the tube of inactivation agent is fake."

"Impossible! Produced by a regular pharmaceutical factory!"

Chen Yu "Maybe what you injected me is not an inactivation agent."

"It's even more impossible! I'm not so sloppy!"

Chen Yu spread his hands: "You can treat shit as chocolate. It is normal to make a mistake in the potion."

"...Chen Yu, you are the most annoying person in my life."

"This is outrageous." Chen Yu points to Bahuang Yi: "You don't hate the one who feeds you shit, but you hate me."

Jill: "..."

"Facts speak louder than words." Driving in the front row The vehicle’s Podoji yi tilted his head: "Chen Yu was able to use strength at the time, it proved that you injected Not a deactivator. Or Chen Yu did some little tricks, so you didn't get the injection at all. "

"What methods did you use? "Jill looked towards Chen Yu, with a serious expression.

Chen Yu: "...What does shit smell like?" "

"ka-cha. "

Jill shook his hand to conjure a revolver and pressed it against Chen Yu's forehead: "Do you know the taste of brain pulp?" "

Chen Yu: "It must be better than shit. "

"..."

Jill slowly put down the pistol, covering his forehead in pain: "Don't mention shit, okay. "

"Then you admit, did you not inject an inactivation agent?" "

"I admit it. I beep twice, I took the wrong needle. "

"Must be more careful next time. "Chen Yu is pleased to patted Jill's shoulder.

"..."

Jil is silent.

The rest of the people did not speak again.

In the off-road vehicle, there was a brief silence.

After a long while, Chen Yu moved his butt, scratched his ears, and asked, "Where are we going? "

"The Magic City. "Bodo Yui said.

"Are you just a few of us?" Chen Yu looked back at the rear of the car: "I remember you squad, dozens of people, right?" "

"The rest will remain in the Northeast for stability maintenance tasks. Only we are left to return and take you back to the magic capital by the way. "

"That's it..."

Chen Yu was thinking deeply about it.

The current situation is that it is an escort. The essence is that he has been "hijacked."

If you don’t bring him back to Beijing University, these people in the car will not relax.

'In the wild environment, there is no internet, you can't contact Ma Li and the others.'

'So in this case, how to resurrect Bahuangyao...'

"Um..."

Thinking, Chen Yu scratched his head irritably.

'It seems that you can only wait until you arrive in the magic city, and then act...'

"Squeak--"

Suddenly, with a rush of brakes, I was thinking Chen Yu leaned forward, and his head fiercely hit the front seat.

"dong!"

[Injured: Qi and blood +178]

"艹! "

Chen Yu bent his waist in pain: "mental disorder?" "

"Your voice is pretty good! "Podojiyi turned his head and joyfully said.

Chen Yu: "..."

"What happened. "Jill leaned over, lying on Chen Yu and looked towards the front.

"As you can see. "Bodo Yui restarted the vehicle and slowly stopped by the roadside: "A strange animal has emerged from inside the Void." "

hearing this, Chen Yu quickly raised his head.

Through the windshield, you can see a Space Crack floating in the middle of the road about fifty meters ahead.

The body of a strange beast has already drilled out half of it, facing several people in the off-road vehicle contorts one's face in agony, spraying a hideous baleful aura.

" Is it a'newborn' animal? "Chen Yu was surprised.

"This'again', it's a good point. "Porto Yui pulls on the handbrake, pushes the car door and walks out: "How many do you see?" "

"On the way from Qing City to Ice City, I met three times. "

"Only three times. "Jill also jumped out of the car and stretched: "We met more than ten times. "

"Say less gossip. "The old woman sitting in the passenger seat looked flat: "Quickly get rid of it." "

"After driving for so long, relax. Jill patted Podo Yui's shoulder and pointed to the crack ahead: "A small Level 3 monster, can you solve it by yourself." "

"No problem. "

Waving a hand, Yui Bodo swayed slender to the waist and walked forward.

Jill took out a cigar and lit it, and took a deep breath:" ...Fuck, why is there a smell of shit in my mouth..."

In the car.

Bahuang Yi thought about stroking his chin: "Similar void cracks, why are they getting more and more too much. "

"Who knows. "The old woman said in a faint voice: "Maybe soon, the alien beast will occupy every inch of land. "

Chen Yu in the back row flickered when he heard this.

After talking with Duanye, he learned a lot of inside stories about in this world.

The sudden increase of "different beasts" has deep reasons behind it......

"ao 嗷——"

Soon, accompanied by a stern beast roar .

The strange beast has turned into a corpse, lying on the side of the road.

"Solved. "

Bodo Yui made an "OK" gesture, walked back to the off-road vehicle and got into the driving position: "Get in the car, get out of the car, and quickly slip away without a second one." "

"Om----"

The vehicle restarts.

Jill flicked his cigar and got into the car: "After passing by the ice city, we can consider Go back by plane. Otherwise, there are so many'newborn' monsters, how long will it take to return to the magic capital if they stop and go. "

"Not in Ice City. "The old woman shook her head: "In the northeast, there is still a lot of power in the Fair Society. It is easy to be attacked by flying tools. No need to toss. "

"What about crossing the northeast?" "

"You can leave the Northeast. "

...

In a car.

Level 8 can be a big one.

Level 6 is a big boss.

Two level 4 elite Martial Artists.

There is no alien beast that can stop you wherever you go.

Therefore, the off-road vehicle travels very fast .

Never stop at night.

Although turning on the lights in this way will attract a lot of strange animals to besiege. But Bahuangyi’s casual set of instant space martial arts, You can leave a corpse...

So, just one day one night.

Everyone left the northeast and arrived at the Central Plains.

" Ah..."

Yawning vigorously, Yui Bodo stopped the car, turned and looked towards the old woman, and said, "Captain, it's a crossroads." Which city to go for the flight? "

"Whatever. "The old woman closed her eyes, her eyelids weren't open.

"Then I will go to Tang City, which is the closest. "

"Don't go. "Bahuang Yi in the back row suddenly said.

"Huh? "Bodo Yui turned her head, stunned: "What? "

"Don't go to Tang City. "Bahuang Yi repeated.

"Where to go? "

"Qing City. "

The words fell, Chen Yu who was caught in the center of the back row opened his eyes suddenly, turned his head and looked towards Bahuang Yi: "Qing City. "

"Yes. Qing City. "Bahuang Yi nodded: "Come and see my sister. "

Chen Yu: "..."

In an instant, his back was cold and sweaty.

See a girl?

See a girl Ah!

Can you only see the corpse...

"Why? "Bahuangyi looked up and down Chen Yu: "Is there a problem?" "

"No...no problem. Why do you suddenly remember to look at her? You also know that for her safety, Bahuang Yao was hidden by me. "

"No need to hide. "Bahuangyi adjusts her collar: "I am going to take her back to the magic city, and go to school with you." "

"She..."

"Are you hiding something from me?" "Bahuang Yi keenly noticed that something was wrong, and squinted at Chen Yu.

"No. "Chen Yu sits in jeopardy: "It's okay to take Bahuang Yao." She is also quite alone. "

"She is in Qing City. "

"Ah...No, she is not in Qing City. "

"Where is she. "Bahuangyi's eyes gradually sharpened.

"She is in...Singapore..."

"peng!"

Bahuangyi urges his energy, The fierce wind broke out in an instant.

"That is impossible drop. Chen Yu quickly changed his words: "She's... Ah yes, she's in Tang City." "

"...Why is she in Tang City. "Bahuangyi has no expression on his face.

"At that time, the capital was destroyed, and Ma Li and I, as well as the city of Tang where Bahuang Yao had arrived first. "Chen Yu opened his eyes and said nonsense: "Because I thought you were dead at the time, and thought that your Bahuang tribe would come to Bahuang Yao. Fearing that he could not protect her, he secretly left her in Tang City. "

"Is that so. "

"That's right. "Chen Yu don't blush or heartbeat: "If you don't believe me, you can go to Zhongtong Express Company to collect my course of action." If I tell a lie, my brother Duan Ye will be infertile forever. "

Jill: "...It's terrible to be your brother." "

Bahuang Yi raised his head and took a deep look at Chen Yu: "Okay. Yui, go to Tang City. "

hearing this, Yui Bodo cautiously looked towards the old woman: "Captain, have you gone to Tang City?" "

"..." The old woman did not answer.

But this is equivalent to the default.

Boduo Yui also understands this and starts the vehicle immediately , Step on the accelerator.

"Chen Yu. "Close your eyes, Bahuangyi's tone is flat: "I hope Bahuang Yao is in Tang City." Otherwise..."

Chen Yu immediately answered: "Otherwise, Duan Ye will be infertile and full of descendants. "

"...OK. "

Jill on the side couldn't help but said: "Why don't you curse yourself for infertility?" "

Chen Yu: "What if it is really realized?" "

Jill: "..."

After a moment of silence, Jill looked towards Bahuang Yi: "Did you listen carefully? He didn't curse himself! "

Bahuang Yi: "I know. "

"Since you know, why don't you let him curse yourself?" "

Bahuang Yi: "What if it is really realized." "

Jill: "......? ? ? "

"Can you shut up. "The old woman opened her eyes, her expression irritable: "The beeps are endless, TMD, I'm so annoyed." "

In the off-road vehicle, it fell into silence again.

Only the hum of the engine spinning.

Sitting in the middle, Chen Yu lowered his head, in the bottom of my heart. Fiercely scolded the word "Gan".

The anger towards Duan Ye has risen to the extreme.

If the "second beep" did not return him to the "thief's den" , Now he and Ma Li and the others are back to Qing City happily, and happily has resurrected Bahuang Yao.

Instead of being stuck in a car and being stared at by four people, nothing can be done. …

And, it’s obvious.

If Bahuang Yi knows that Bahuang Yao is dead, let’s say nothing else, he must at least peel off his skin.

"...Stop. "

Suddenly, Chen Yu speaks.

"Squeak--"

Bodo Yui stepped on the brake and turned back: "What are you doing?" "

"I want to go to the toilet. "

"No. "Bodo Yui waved his hand and threw a mineral water bottle: "Pick it up by yourself." "

Chen Yu: "...The mouth of the bottle is too small. "

"Oh yes! "Budo Yui suddenly slapped his forehead, watched left and right for a moment, took out the water bottle of the pulsating drink, and shook it: "Is this all right?" "

" Still too small. At least three times the size. "

On the side, the old woman couldn't help frowning: "You were a donkey in your last life?" "

"Stop looking for the bottle. Chen Yu pretended not to hear: "In addition to the trumpet, I also want to be large. "

Boduo Yui looked towards the old woman.

The old woman waved her hand: "Hurry up. "

"Go on. "

Chen Yu hurriedly pushed the car door and jumped out of Bahuangyi's body.

Just after getting out of the car, I found that Jill and Bahuangyi had also followed, follow closely Posted behind him.

Chen Yu: "...I go to the toilet. "

"I know. "Jill took off the cowboy hat and patted the dust on it.

Chen Yu: "Are you addicted to eating?" "

"dong!"

Jill kicked Chen Yu and said, "believing or not I let you taste it?" When you go to the toilet, hurry up, don't think of leaving us one meter away. "

Chen Yu: "..."

Walking into a bush in silence, he squatted down and pretended to go to the toilet. But his thoughts moved quickly.

'No way.'

'Being stared so tightly, let alone escape, there is no room for small actions.'

'It can only be dragged after Tang City, Think of another way to revive Xiao Yao...'

At this point, Chen Yu put on his pants and walked out of the grass: "It's over. "

"Have you wiped it?" "Jill suspiciously: "Why didn't you see your wiping action." "

Chen Yu: "...Thank you for your reminder. "

Speaking, he squatted back into the grass.

……

Count beyond a thousand li.

.

"peng!"

The Principal office of Beijing University was pushed abruptly.

The female assistant rushed in with a pale face.

The Principal who was sitting behind his desk became energetic, and his heart sank slowly.

It would never be a good thing to let this assistant who served two generations of leaders panic like this...

Sure enough, as he expected.

The female assistant spoke a word, and the Principal of Beijing University froze in place.

"Principal! Actually... there is a tide of beasts coming from the sea! "

……

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