This Curse Is Awesome

"Crack."

Pushing open the rolling shutter door of the underground garage, Chen Yu helped Bahuang Yao and walked out slowly.

Looking up, glanced at the snow on the pine branches, Bahuang Yao subconsciously tightened his body: "It's a bit cold."

"en." Chen Yu nodded: "After all, you have been dead for a few months. It's winter."

Stopping, the girl turned her head: "Brother Yu, people die, can't they be resurrected?"

"Yes."

"Then how did you rescue me."

"People who die can't be resurrected." Chen Yu put his hands on the girl's slender shoulders, Seriously said: "But you are not completely dead."

"Ah..." Bahuang Yao looked blank.

"Speaking of which is very troublesome, we have to start with Pangu splitting heaven and earth apart."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

"You Do you still want to listen?"

"Want to listen."

Chen Yu: "..."

"hahaha..." Bahuang Yao suddenly laughed Very happy.

"It's worthy of being someone who has died twice." Chen Yu gave a blank thumbs up: "It's getting harder and harder to deal with."

"Actually... "Gradually, Bahuang Yao smiled, and said in a low voice: "All I want to ask is to revive me, will it cause you bad harm. In the world, any gain must be accompanied by giving."

"Oh, that's it." Chen Yu waved his hand: "Then you don't have to worry about it. It doesn't matter."

"Then I can rest assured..."

"Just die."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

At this time, the voice of the two talking, attracted the attention of Ma Li in the villa.

She took Ma Yan and walked to the garage door together. When she saw Chen Yu and Bahuang Yao, her pupils shrank suddenly.

Ma Yan also has a serious face.

The two of them clearly know that Bahuang Yao is completely dead.

Now, they appeared in front of them so "lively"...

The three views of the two people were immediately shocked.

"You are here." Chen Yu waved to Ma Li and Ma Yan: "Good afternoon."

"Sister...elder sisters are good." Yahuang Yao came back to his senses, bow quickly.

"gu lu."

After swallowing hard, Ma Li walked step by step and circled Bahuang Yao four or five times.

"Um." Bahuang Yao became nervous.

"Yes...Is it really alive." Ma Li extended the hand pointed out, tentatively touching Bahuang Yao's skin.

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Seeing that the girl didn't resist, Ma Li changed her finger into a hand and began to touch her.

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Touching it, she started pinching again.

Bahuang Yao: "...ah."

Chen Yu frowned and knocked off Ma Li's perverted hand: "Don't pinch."

"It's a daoist..." Ma Li was stunned.

"It's not a daoist, can it be made of silicone?" Chen Yu turned his head and cared about Bahuang Yao after twitched his lips dissatisfied: "Xiao Yao, where did she pinch?"

"This...here."

"Oh, let me pinch and see..."

Bahuang Yao: "No...Don't."

"The magic of gods and ghosts." Ma Yan came up with a serious expression: "Chen Yu, how did you do it. Why do people who die can survive."

"I'm with you all Say it." Chen Yu spread his hands: "I want to resurrect Xiao Yao."

"We thought you..." Ma Li stopped talking, carefully selecting the words in her mind: "We thought you were just Because of the death of Xiao Yao, the mental shock was too great, um...the obsession was too heavy..."

"To be more direct, I just thought I was like a mental disorder."

" Don't." Ma Li waved her hand in embarrassment: "It can't be said that it is like, it's just a bit exactly the same."

"People can't come back from death. This is the most basic rule." Ma Yan interrupted Ma Li and asked again. The question arises: "How did you do it?"

"One sentence or two is not clear." Chen Yu waved his hand perfunctorily, and then picked up Yahuang Yao: "I have something to do, just I went back first. I haven't been home for a long time, and the family is worried."

After that, he took the girl away.

The figure from the back is extremely chic.

"..."

Standing on the spot, Ma Li and Ma Yan watched Chen Yu disappear at the corner of the gate, and looked at each other, immediately turned around and rushed into the underground garage.

Run into the garage, and the two move separately.

One party checks ground traces, and one party searches for suspicious items.

After a while, the two of them gathered in front of a simple wooden table, and put the collected items, "oh la la" on the table.

There are buoys, fishing lines, and plastic bags.

Water sacs, brushes, frozen ice cubes.

Clothes, vibrating eggs, watering bottle

Wood, powder, dog leash...

Ma Li: "..."

Ma Yan: "..."

Ma Li: "It seems that something strange has gotten in."

"Oh." Ma Yan took the egg casually and entered it. In his pocket: "My, I just bent over and fell out."

Ma Li: "...Sister."

"Say."

" You run away from home."

"Just because of an egg, you are going to cut off relations with me?"

"This is not a question of an egg."

"Two eggs won't work either."

"..." Clenched her fists, Ma Li couldn't bear it: "Sister! You are like this everyday all, you are so awkward, you are getting more and more perverted, okay? !"

"dong!"

Speaking, Ma Li fists angrily at the table.

"pa ta."

Then, an egg also fell from her.

Ma Yan: "..."

Ma Li: "..."

Bending down and picking it up blankly, Ma Li said resolutely: "As the saying goes, if one can let people off, then spare them, I won't talk about you. Just this once."

Ma Yan: "彳亍."

Standing on the table, Ma Li separated the item one after another and scanned left and right: "In the room, these are the things. Have you noticed anything."

"The most important thing is these two." Ma Yan stretched out her hand and picked up the water bag and plastic bag: "The residue in the water bag should be the liquid to de-lignify. The residue in the plastic bag is the powder of wood powder."

"It seems Chen Yu took us to the Northeast for these two things."

"Yes."

"But why is this wood powder made of red?" Ma Li pinched Pick up a part and observe in front of your eyes.

"This is a higher Level 1 wood powder." Ma Yan said solemnly: "Even if the Martial Artist above Level 5 is contaminated, it will turn into wood."

"Then how did Chen Yu collect this stuff."

"I don't know."

"And these two things..." Ma Li suspiciously: "And the resurrection of Yahuang Yao, what's the connection? Is it possible that red wood powder and juice can be resurrected?"

Ma Yan: "...Can you tell me something scientific?"

" But Chen Yu brought a dead person back to life. This thing is so unreasonable in itself ahhhh!" Ma Li scratched her head.

"He has a secret." Ma Yan had bright light glittering in her eyes.

"What you are talking about is nonsense. Chen Yu is full of secrets."

Putting down the water bag and plastic bag, Ma Li's eyes blurred: "Chen Yu...really A special man..."

Across the table, Ma Yan stared at Ma Li for a moment and raised her eyebrows: "What? I like him?"

hearing this, Ma Liyi Frozen: "Of course I like'shang' him!"

Ma Yan: "......"

......

"It turned out that after I died, it happened. So many things."

On the snowy sidewalk, Bahuang Yao followed Chen Yu and said as he walked: "The world is changing so fast."

" en. "Chen Yu nodded: "Now there is no signal in the wild. And every few kilometers, a void crack may be'brushed'. This leads to more and more exotic animals outside the city."

"But fortunately, the Demon Capital has withstood the animal tide..." Speaking of this, Bahuang Yao looked happily: "It's really amazing. We humans have a chance to defeat the animal tide."

" Of course." Chen Yu raised his chest subconsciously, triumphantly: "After all, as far as the Milky Way is concerned, Chen Yu has the final say."

Bahuang Yao: "Huh?"

"Nothing." Chen Yu stopped and raised his finger to the residential building in front of him: "Here."

"Ah." The girl raised her head and said, "Brother Yu, is this your home?" "

"Yes. Let's go."

"I...I want to go too?"

"Yes." Chen Yu was puzzled: "Yes Otherwise, why would I bring you here."

"But...but I..." Bahuang Yao bowed his head and pinched his clothes: "I didn't change into formal clothes, and I didn't bring any gifts."

"It's okay, even if you wear mecha, you are still flat."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

"Go."

Carefree pulled up the girl, Chen Yu walked straight into the community, walked into the unit building, and came to his own security door. Under the nervous gaze of Bahuang Yao, he knocked on the door.

"dong dong dong."

"……"

After a long while, the transparent cat's eye in the center of the door went dark, and then the iron door was slammed open !

"Chen Yu!"

Chen Siwen screamed and jumped up excitedly.

For a while, Chen Yu's center of gravity was unstable, and Chen Siwen pushed him all the way to the neighbor's house.

"Plop!"

Finally, he overthrew the neighbor's security door and threw Chen Yu to the ground.

The neighbor man who is eating noodles: "..."

The neighbor woman who is eating noodles: "..."

Chen Yu: "...you It seems to be seriously ill."

"Um..." Lying on Chen Yu, Chen Siwen gradually became sober, got up quickly, and bowed to the neighbor: "Yes... I'm sorry. I didn't mean it."

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The neighbor man put down the bowl, looked down at the security door that Chen Yu had pressed under him and turned into a pile of scrap iron, nodded: "I believe it."

"I'm sorry. "Chen Siwen is embarrassed: "It will definitely be compensated."

"Compensation... Yes, compensation." The neighbor man reacted and pushed the neighbor woman next to him: "How much money is in the house, I will pay for it." Give it to them."

Chen Siwen: "..."

"Sister, find time to go to the hospital to see." Get up, Chen Yu sighed, and take it out of the backpack. Twenty thousand banknotes were placed on the ground and apologized to the neighbors: "Sorry, my sister has some brain problems. The money is compensation, I'm sorry." After that, I pushed Chen Siwen who was at a loss. Go back to your living room.

Just as it was about to close the door, I found that Bahuang Yao was still standing outside the door, and dragged him into the house.

"dong!"

The iron gate is closed tightly. Chen Yu looked around the room, changing shoes, and asked: "Where's mom?"

"Mom went shopping with BB." As he said, Chen Siwen bent over and took out a pair of slippers from the shoe cabinet, and handed it out. To Bahuang Yao as a guest: "Come on, wear this."

"Thank you. Excuse me." Bahuang Yao was polite and nodded.

"It's okay, don't fight..." The voice paused, Chen Siwen suddenly recovered, staring at Bahuang Yao with wide eyes, his face pale: "You...you...are you Bahuang Yao?!"

"It's me." The girl bowed.

"You...Aren't you dead...dead...dead?!"

"Oh, Xiao Yao said that living underground is uncomfortable, so come out and breathe." Chen Yu explained.

hearing this, Chen Siwen started to "zi zi" steaming on top of his head: "Through...Through...Through..."

"Don't listen to Chen Yu's nonsense." Bahuang Yao stopped talking. "I...I'm alive again."

"..." Chen Siwen has more steam above his head, and the whole person is faintly dizzy.

"Forget it, I actually scared you." Seeing that something was wrong with Chen Siwen, Chen Yu changed his words: "She didn't completely die back then. It was a kind of suspended animation. Now I am saved by me."

"Rescue..."

For a long time, Chen Siwen calmed down slowly and looked up and down at Bahuang Yao: "Do you use your special medicine?"

"Yes." Chen Yu talk nonsense: "I gave her more than 6,000 shots and she survived."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Chen Siwen: "Then she should be a sieve."

"Let’s stop talking about the gossip, the guests are coming, don’t you know how to get a cup of tea."

"No...no need Trouble." Bahuang Yao waved his hand quickly: "I don't drink."

"Yes, I'll get you water." Chen Siwen immediately walked into the kitchen: "It'll be ready soon."

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"Elder sister, really don't bother!"

"You are welcome." Chen Yu waved: "With our relationship, you will treat this as your own home."

"Um..." Bahuang Yao's cheeks flushed.

Sit on the sofa in the living room for a while.

Chen Siwen came with tea, put it on the coffee table, and handed a cup to Bahuang Yao.

"Thanks...thank you." He took it quickly, and Yahuang Yao was nervous and nodded: "I can do it myself."

"emmmm......" Tea is sent out, Chen Siwen still Keep bending down and observe Yahuang Yao carefully.

"elder sister..." The girl was staring uncomfortably, her hips twisted and twisted.

Chen Yu frowned: "Your butt is pierced."

"..." The girl stopped moving immediately.

"This...is it really alive?" Chen Siwen stretched out his finger and cautiously stabbed Bahuang Yao on the cheek: "It's meat."

"Don't do it Move your feet." Chen Yu was irritable.

"I am moving my face." Chen Siwen retorted.

"You can't move your face!"

"Then I move my chest...Ah! It really is a dummy! The chest is concave!" Chen Siwen was shocked.

"..." Bahuang Yao covered his aching heart with one hand.

Chen Yu spreads his hands: "It is true because it is concave."

"..." Bahuang Yao covered his hands...

"This..." Chen Siwen hesitated: "Is it a developmental deformity?"

"..." Bahuang Yao bends in pain.

"Stop talking." Chen Yu reached out to stop: "It's not easy for me to save her, don't die again."

Suddenly realized that what he said was impolite, Chen Siwen apologized: "Xiao Yao, don't mean it, I don't have any bad intentions. It's just that I thought you passed away, and some can't react to it."

"No...it's okay."

" Come back." Chen Siwen decisively changed the subject and looked towards Chen Yu, with an anger rising in his heart: "Why are you going to the Devil City? Want to walk to walk! Don't the family worry about it?!"

" I'll go see the excitement." Chen Yu picked up the teacup and took a calm sip.

"Do you know that my mother and I are scared at home every day."

"I know."

"Then why are you still walking around."

"pa ta."

Putting down the tea cup, Chen Yu pushed the non-existent glasses: "Because the world needs me."

"What do you mean?" Chen Siwen frowned .

"Nothing else. I am Martial Artist, and the alien battlefield is where I should go."

"You are just a trifling Level 2 cannon fodder. There is you without you It doesn't matter."

"War is like flushing the toilet after going to the toilet." Chen Yu's face is serious: "It doesn't matter if you have me or not, but I must be there and watch the shit wash away."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Chen Siwen: "...you disgusting, bizarre, mentally retarded, strange metaphor..."

" ……”

“……Is it quite appropriate.”

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