This Emperor is Only An Actor

"I'm just an actor (

Da Tiantian was autistic by Yueguan a junior high school math problem.

Yue Guan turned his gaze to Shen Teng.

"Brother Teng, would you do this?"

Shen Teng coughed lightly and said with a serious face: "Of course it will. This is a primary school student problem, and I will do it at all costs."

When Shen Teng said this, Da Tiantian became more autistic.

Could it be that I am really a fool?

The corner of Yue Guan's mouth hooked: "Then Brother Teng, how many cubs and chickens can foreign investors buy?"

Shen Teng coughed lightly again: "Leave this kind of elementary school problem to Miss Jing, I won't grab it. Yue Guan, if you want to invite a star, I actually have a suggestion."

Yue Guan didn't break through Shen Teng's routine of changing the subject, but chuckled slightly: "What advice?"

Shen Teng wiped the cold sweat from his head.

Almost exposed.

It didn't matter if Yue Guan saw it, he didn't expect to be able to hide it from Yue Guan.

Don't let Da Tiantian discover it.

What he said just now was just to change the subject, so he didn't think about real suggestions.

But it's all for this, and it's not appropriate to not mention suggestions.

Blessed to the soul, Shen Teng really remembered a good idea: "The story of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is that Wang Duoyu, who I played, became the sole heir of the insurance tycoon, Mrs. Wang, with a legacy of tens of billions! But Mrs. Wang gave one A very strange condition is that Wang Duoyu spends one billion in a month and cannot tell the people around him, otherwise he will lose the right of inheritance. At the beginning of the story, Mrs. Wang was dead, and there was only one video record, and he was responsible for handling this piece. The person in charge is the steward of Mrs. Wang."

"Then what?" Yue Guan asked.

"It was revealed at the end that this housekeeper and Mrs. Wang are actually lovers, and both are men."

"Correct."

This is actually a setting to enhance the comedy effect, and it can also explain why Mrs. Wang has no children.

"Strictly speaking, you should call me second milk."

This line has more than just comedic effects.

Of course, being able to make people laugh is of the greatest significance.

Shen Teng didn't think so much, he just wanted to get the topic out of the topic, so he suggested: "Let Liu Yanshu and Hu Jun come to guest appearances."

Yue Guan raised his eyebrows, and instantly he got what Shen Teng meant: "How about the popularity of "Lan Yu"?"

"Yes." Shen Teng did not deny either.

This clearly shows the heat.

However, Yue Guan simply thought about it, and shook his head: "Neither Mrs. Wang nor his housekeeper should be too young. Liu Xinghua and Hu Jun are not suitable for age. There is no need for makeup in this kind of urban drama."

Mainly it doesn't look like an old man with makeup.

Special effects technology can be done. For example, the US team old version of "Avengers 4" uses technical means to age the young US team.

Now the special effects company under the name of Yue Guan can do the same.

But isn't it a problem with an urban comedy to spend that kind of money?

Yue Guan did not agree, and Shen Teng did not agree.

Anyway, just pull the topic over.

Shen Teng did not expect that Da Tiantian is not a person who gives up easily.

He finally brought the topic to the movie, and Da Tiantian brought the topic back:

"Yueguan, how many little lions and chickens can you buy?"

Both Yue Guan and Shen Teng coughed loudly.

Da Tiantian saw that their expressions were so unnatural, and IQ began to go online: "You can't and can't do it?"

Yue Guan: "...Hey hey hey, don't bring such a curse. Brother Teng can do it, I can't do it?"

Shen Teng: "..."

Da Tiantian turned her gaze to Shen Teng: "Brother Teng, you can make this question, I want to know the answer."

Shen Teng coughed again, and said with a serious face: "Leave the opportunity to Yue Guan. I am getting older, so I won't take this opportunity."

"I don't think you two can do it. This is a college math test, right?" Da Tiantian doubted.

Yue Guan sighed helplessly.

I am worried about quality education in our country.

"This is a terrible college mathematics problem. I really don't know how to do it, but I can still do this kind of junior high school math problem. Let the number of lions be x and the number of chickens be 100-x, and the equation: 6x+2(100-x)=500, and x=75. Then the lion is 75 and the chicken is 25."

"It's as simple as that. It's ten times harder to count higher in universities on this basis. You underestimate the height of higher numbers."

Da Tiantian and Shen Teng looked at Yue Guan as if they were looking at a god.

"Amazing."

"Yueguan, you are really a schoolmaster."

Yue Guan was angry: "You are a master student, and your whole family is a master student."

Know how to solve a linear equation in two unknowns.

He can't afford to lose this person.

Da Tiantian and Shen Teng looked at each other, neither of them understood Yue Guan's anger.

Da Tiantian said with emotion: "This is the humility of Xueba."

Shen Teng nodded in agreement.

Yue Guan: "..."

No wonder Dr. Zhai swells.

Although Dr. Zhai doesn't know what CNKI is, his knowledge in the entertainment industry may be at the level of academic masters.

As for Yue Guan, it was a rare existence, so Da Tiantian and Shen Teng were so terrifying.

However, Yue Guan did not feel the slightest sense of accomplishment.

"Forget it, don't talk nonsense with you. Brother Fuji~www.ltnovel.com~ You try to write down the lines as much as possible, right?"

"No...no problem." Shen Teng's tone of guilty conscience can even be heard by Da Tiantian.

"Brother Teng can't remember the lines?" Da Tiantian was puzzled.

Although she doesn't know how to use linear equations in two unknowns, she still has no problem remembering her lines.

Why Shen Teng answered so guilty?

Shen Teng quickly remedied: "Remember, I must remember."

"It's best to remember all of them, otherwise it will affect the rhythm of your performance. And if there are really many teachers on the set, you can't even remember the lines, and the impact on you will not be very good." Yue Guan reminded. .

Shen Teng knew that Yue Guan was telling the truth

"The director can rest assured, I will remember."

Yue Guan was actually not very relieved.

Shen Teng has been on the news about things that can't remember his lines, and it seems that he really needs talent.

Some people's memory just doesn't work.

But in terms of comedy, his talent really crushes 99% of people.

Maybe God is really fair.

Yue Guan had nothing to do with this.

If you can't remember it, you can't remember it. Anyway, when the time comes to shoot on the spot, I really can't remember the lines. It's also that Shen Teng is not him.

As long as it does not affect the quality of the shot.

Judging from Shen Teng's works, it is obvious that the problem is not big.

So Yue Guan was not particularly worried.

"Tiantian, are you okay?"

"Definitely no problem."

"Then both of you should prepare, and formally join the crew within two weeks. I will fix the rest of the crew in these two weeks."

Da Tiantian's suggestions are operational.

Yue Guan is preparing to set up a familiar face game for the Spring Festival Gala.

If this is the case, of course the leader can't miss it.

And there is no second person who can be called the leader of the Spring Festival Gala sketch.