This Game Is Too Realistic

Unprofessional reaction: "Don't move?!"

Xinghe Bumenghe: "What's going on?"

Luo Yu: "I won't do it! I just put on my helmet and watch the countdown. As a result, the timer keeps walking and stops. QAQ"

Feng Qing: "???"

Xinghe couldn't sleep: "I was scared to death. I quickly put it on and took a look. Fortunately, I didn't have a baby."

Guigui: "That's weird, aren't you on the same plane?"

Xinghe does not dream: "I don't create it!! (laughing to death) (funny)"

Luo Yu: "(angry)"

In "Wasteland Online", being able to fly a plane into the sky is unheard of. Only someone who can pull the joystick and step on the switch is awesome if he can fly the plane back safely.

At first, when everyone heard that Luo Yu crashed the plane again, they didn't feel anything. They even typed "Don't fuck 6" for him on the public screen.

However, when I heard him say that the countdown to resurrection was stuck, players who were swiping 666 couldn't get up, and all the players who were flying airplanes were blown up.

Everyone expressed disbelief and asked him to prove it.

However, the problem with this game is that the image is not directly displayed on the retina, and even directly skips the optic nerve and reaches the brain.

Unless you are the owner of the helmet, other players, even those who are qualified for closed beta testing, will not be able to see anything while wearing it.

In other words, putting your phone into the helmet to take pictures won't work. Fang Chang tried this operation when he first got the helmet.

Ye Shi: "It's impossible. Although our brother Guang is a little bad at playing games and has a small mind, there is nothing wrong with being an upright person. If you are really banned, I will definitely not get you a locked resurrection CD. If you don't Put on the helmet and have a look, maybe it’s stuck?”

Kuangfeng: "Aguang: I remember you. (Squinting)"

Ye Shi: "Brother Guang, I was wrong. (Awkward)"

Makabazi: "Hahaha! Coward! Hahahaha! Damn it!"

Fang Chang: "Is there a bug? Let me ask you."

Mosquito: "What kind of bug? It must be a cheat! Brother, tell me quickly, where can I buy the cheat? How much does it cost per month? (bad smile)"

Luo Yu: "Zhuo! This game doesn't even have an operating system, so it's so messed up! (Crazy)"

Teng Teng: "It's too tragic..."

Crow Crow: "That's right. Under normal circumstances, being locked up in a dark room by A Guang only lasts for 72 hours. It will be over if you persist for a while. At least there is hope. The countdown to resurrection is stuck... It feels like a ghost story. (╯ ﹏╰)b”

WC really has mosquitoes: "What? Crow Crow was locked up in a dark room by A Guang???"

Debt-eyed: "I bet Aguang is also in the dark room!!"

Pick up trash and pass it on for the tail! "

Crow: "???"

As the victim continued to live broadcast the condition of "withdrawal reaction", the number of posts grew higher and higher, and soon became the most popular post on the forum, with players and cloud players coming to join in the fun.

Under the cheers of the crowd, Ah Guang finally appeared after pretending to be dead for five minutes.

"Ahem, everyone, please be patient. Since no player in this game has been killed by a nuclear bomb so far, there is a slight BUG in the memory program, but it is not a big problem! I have reported the BUG to the technical department. My colleagues at the department told me to call two plumbers to come over and take a look."

Luo Yu: "What's the matter? It's not a big problem! (angry)"

Guang: "Of course, we will provide certain compensation to the affected accounts. As for the compensation plan, it is currently under study. It should be a very special reward... I will have a meeting with my colleagues to discuss it later."

Luo Yu: "Brother!!! (excited)"

WC really has mosquitoes: "What the hell? Is there any compensation?"

Quit smoking: “Is it too late to be nuke???”

Fang Chang: "Ahem, I just want to ask... Where are the nuclear bombs near Ideal City? I don't mean anything, mainly because I feel a little homesick."

Looking at the replies on the forum, Chu Guang's brows couldn't help but twitch.

These guys...

Can you be of some use?

However, it is indeed a big problem that players cannot log in. It affects the game experience in a small way, but it triggers emergency tasks in a big way.

The morphogenesis field is the alliance's biggest trump card.

The only uncertainty now is whether this situation is due to external factors, or whether the shelter judged the clones to be risky and took the initiative to perform the circumcision.

Whatever the case may be.

Such unstable factors must be eliminated as the first priority!

Thinking of this, Chu Guang immediately spoke.

"Xiaoqi, issue a mission to all players in the area near the coordinates and ask them to go to the scene and recover the pilot's body."

Xiaoqi reminded in a low voice.

"But Master, that coordinate area is outside the communication range."

Chu Guang was slightly stunned.

"Aren't they offline yet?"

"Maybe you're celebrating because you just won the battle?" Xiao Qi said in an uncertain tone.

Um……

It is indeed possible.

Chu Guang thought for a moment and then said.

"Copy the mission information to the VM of the player 'WC is really full of mosquitoes' and ask him to fly it to them."

Since the Beta version era, the scope of player activities has become larger and larger, and the proportion of players who have been active outside the alliance communication range for a long time has reached close to 6%.

Chu Guang asked Xiaoqi to upgrade the VM software program. Not only can players access missions from the shelter offline on the official website, but the player VM also has a mission transmitter function, which can be used in certain situations. NPC preset tasks are synchronized to nearby players' taskbars.

Issuing tasks this way is very close-in-scope and is usually done only as an emergency measure.

Sitting on the table, Xiaoqi tilted her head.

"But doesn't it matter outside the voyage?"

Chu Guang smiled faintly.

"It doesn't matter. One less plane is not a big problem. Just let him stuff a folding bicycle in the cabin and land on any flat ground."

…

North of Petra Fortress.

The gate at the city gate was decorated with lights and colorful lights at the moment, crowded with people, and the lively atmosphere was like a roaring fire.

The sound of people drinking glasses of wine extended from the tavern to the street, where drunkards were shouting in drunken voices, arm-in-arm with each other.

"Long live the kingdom!"

"Long live the spirit of the sand sea!"

"Cheers to the Envoy of God!"

"Hahaha! I won't come home until I'm drunk all night!"

There was no curfew all night. The city lord said that they could drink until dawn as long as they wanted.

Only on this night, the patrolling guards would not drive these drunkards home, but would only stand by and watch to prevent them from causing trouble after drinking too much.

Just a few hours ago, they had just defeated the invincible army, prevented the curse and disaster that befell Oasis No. 4, and protected the peace of the kingdom.

I heard that His Majesty the King will personally visit this fortress the day after tomorrow to commend them for their bravery. The high priest of the kingdom will also arrive together to meet the kind and benevolent divine envoy.

Until now, no one would doubt the identity of the God Envoy.

All soldiers or militiamen who participated in that battle witnessed the scene that happened in the Lost Valley.

The light that shattered the clouds and the flames and air pillars that destroyed the heaven and earth are undoubtedly the description of the end of the world in "The Holy Word of Silver Moon"!

Just when people were immersed in the joy of victory and survival, a plane appeared in the northern night sky and happened to be seen by the patrolling guards.

"What's that?"

There were bright lights in the sky.

He immediately took a look through the binoculars and saw an airplane with a shark head painted on it, flying towards here with lights on.

Those bloody teeth indicate that someone is evil at first glance. Creatures like sharks are even more terrible beasts in the eyes of the sailors of Silver Moon Bay.

The guard immediately became alert and reported the discovery to the patrol leader.

When the captain heard this, he didn't dare to neglect and immediately said something.

"Cavalry team, please come out with me and have a look!"

The plane did not go directly to the Petra Fortress, but landed in the sand dunes to the north.

A pair of cavalrymen rushed out of the city and surrounded the plane in the direction of landing.

As soon as Mosquito crawled out of the cabin, he saw a circle of cavalrymen carrying horses and rifles surrounding them.

The murderous formation made him stunned for a moment. When he came to his senses, he immediately pulled out the Union flag placed in the cabin.

"Don't do it! We're one of our own!"

…

City Lord's Mansion.

In the granite hall, the orchestra played melodious and elegant music, and people wearing luxurious clothes also drank indulgently to celebrate this hard-won victory.

People were coming and going in front of the long tables. The long tables were filled with pottery filled with fine wine. The plates were filled with roasted red chicken legs, lamb legs, beef, and all kinds of strange vegetables. Water trap.

There is a rich variety of food here, and there is so much food that people can't even scratch their heads.

Sitting in front of the long table, the players of the Skeleton Corps fully carried forward the spirit of the CD. They all turned into rice bowls, eating and drinking with their bellies open, and they did not forget to whisper and chat.

"Hey, if we buy some cattle and sheep from here and transport them back, we will definitely make a lot of money!"

"Let's talk about it when we get back. We have to go to the southwest of the Lion Kingdom to rendezvous with the main force, and then go north to liberate the Honey Badger Kingdom... There are still a lot of activities behind."

"When do you leave?"

"It depends on when the logistics convoy will arrive. We can't drive the tank directly across it."

"By the way, I think the princess of the Honey Badger Kingdom looks really good."

"Damn it, why aren't managers interested!"

"Why do you care about this?"

"I made a damn bet!"

"wipe……"

As reinforcements from the Alliance, they were warmly entertained by the Lord of Petra Fortress.

Whether it was for the sake of the fifteen tanks that defeated the legion, or the fact that most of these people were awakened, they were worthy of this respect.

Benefits do not necessarily have to be obtained through war, but strength is always the basis of respect.

No one cared about their hungry faces.

Even a traditional aristocrat like Ruskin, who was particular about the angle and strength of his steak, would selectively ignore their indecent behavior at the banquet. Instead, he was deeply impressed and admired their informal demeanor and appetite.㦵.

There are still some differences between the surrender faction of the Camelback Kingdom and the Golden Lizard Kingdom.

The latter is due to the conflict of interests, while the former is simply a worship of force and aversion to unstable situations.

If the Alliance could defeat the Legion on the frontal battlefield, they certainly wouldn't mind kneeling in the other direction.

"Holy Spirit of the Sand Sea... That person just stuffed at least half a lamb into his stomach!"

"Where did all the food go?"

"That guy over there ate five chickens!"

"Incredible...how rude this is."

"Rude? You don't care about rudeness! If I could eat five roast chickens in one meal, I would eat them with my hands!"

"That's right, eating a lot of meat is the elegance of a warrior...at most it's just a difference in culture."

"With so many brave and capable warriors, no wonder the Alliance dares to compete with the Legion!"

Just when the nobles who had eaten enough and had nothing to eat were surprised and stunned, whispering about whether they should choose two sons-in-law to improve their collateral bloodlines, Sisi on the other side seemed to be in trouble.

Lord Sion walked up to her.

This powerful man had a bandage on his arm, and because he was slightly drunk, his stubble-covered, calm and intimidating face had a rosy glow.

"Excuse me, do you have a husband?"

"No, what's wrong?"

"Where's your fiancé?"

"…What are you doing?"

"Can I be your suitor?"

Hearing this, the person next to him who was drinking milk almost spit out the sesame paste. He was competing to see who could eat more chicken legs. Tails and Rourou immediately ended the battle and raised their heads excitedly.

"Oh oh oh! Sisi was proposed to by an NPC!"

"Pass it on! Sis has a baby!"

Si Si was stunned on the spot.

"……ah?"

Taking those few incomprehensible cheers as encouragement, Thain looked at her intently, with sincerity in his affectionate eyes.

"...I know I may be a little abrupt when I say this, but I can't keep these words in my heart. Your beauty and bravery attract me, can you give me a chance to pursue you?"

"If you are still angry with me because of your previous relationship, I sincerely apologize to you."

Si Si looked at this guy blankly.

"I'm not angry...but you have a wife, right?"

The man with the beard smiled sheepishly and said slightly shyly.

"There are only three...but that's not important. They and I are not in love, just in marriage."

Sisi: "..."

Tails: "giao!"

Rourou asked in a low voice: "Awei, how...how do you pass this on?"

Tai held his chin as if thinking hard.

Suddenly her eyes lit up, but before the words could be spoken, her mouth was covered with sesame paste with a smile on her face, leaving only the whine leaking out from between her fingers.

"You can't be jealous, O Wei."

Sisi, who did not listen carefully to the playfulness of his friends, came back from being speechless and sighed.

"Sorry, you are a Taiwanese."

Although there is no need to be so realistic in the game, this guy is far from her ideal type.

Not to mention the art style of "X and the Producer", at least it must be as tall, mighty, handsome and serious as the manager...

Well, actually the first two don't matter. If you want to see a serious person being trained into a non-serious person.

That kind of contrast between appearance and duplicity will be confusing.

Sion was stunned for a moment, with a confused expression on his face, and his head didn't turn around for a while.

It's the Tu people...

Why are you sorry?

…

The other side of the banquet hall.

Mole poured himself a glass of wine, looked at the dazzling array of barbecues on the table, and sighed.

"It would be a shame if Lao Na was here."

There is a lot of food here, but there are very few cooking techniques. No matter what kind of meat, it is stuffed into the oven with spices, and then served on vegetable leaves.

Then there are all kinds of fruits, some similar to those he can find in reality, and some he has never seen before.

I heard that in some nearby deserts, there are sandworms that are taller than city walls.

If Lao Na were here, she would definitely be ecstatic.

A captain sitting next to him thought he was talking to him, but he didn't understand what he was talking about, so he said something meaningless.

"Sorry, what did you say?"

"It's nothing, I said... It would be better if my brother Lao Na was here." Mole repeated it in human couplet unhurriedly.

"he……"

The captain's Adam's apple moved, and he vaguely guessed something from his expression, so he stopped talking.

"died."

After saying the unspoken word for him, the Mole burped with a sad look on his face and narrated what happened at dusk in a modified way.

"In order to buy me time, he drove the tank and rushed out. He used it as a decoy to attract the enemy's firepower, but he collided with the legion tank's shell... When the battle was over and I walked up to take a look, there were a lot of fire inside. No intact body was found.”

The captain was silent for a moment.

This big, thick man patted his shoulder and comforted you in a deep voice.

"...Don't be too sad. The spirit of the Sand Sea will remember his bravery and die for sacred honor, and his soul will enter the eternal oasis."

"I'm not sad, there's nothing to be sad about," Mole shook his head and sipped the red wine slowly, "Anyway, I'll be able to see that guy when I fall asleep soon."

After hearing this, everyone around was silent for a while.

The captain sniffed, and an unknown wealthy lady next to him secretly wiped the corners of his eyes.

They went to fight in a foreign country, but their comrades collapsed at the last moment before dawn, unable to drink the victorious wine.

That pretending to be strong is heartbreaking.

However, they didn't know that everything this man said was true.

After the banquet was over, he found a place to lie down and brag on the official website with those guys.

Nothing wrong!

The captain didn't say any more words of comfort, he just raised his glass and touched it with the mole.

"The Alliance will always be our friend. I will remember this friendship. I hope our friendship will last forever!"

The tone was extremely sincere and sincere.

The Mole grinned and clinked glasses with him.

"May our friendship last forever!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the banquet hall suddenly opened.

Amidst the melodious music, a guard wearing bulletproof armor quickly walked up to Sai Encheng's side.

"Sir, a plane landed in the Gobi Desert north of Petra. The pilot who got off the plane claimed to be from the Alliance."

Sain, who had just been issued a Min card, was still confused and couldn't figure out why he was rejected.

But after hearing the guard's report, he immediately put aside his love for his children and became serious.

"Invite him here."

He stood at attention and saluted the soldiers, turned around quickly and walked back.

Sion cleared his throat, went to find the regiment leader named Mole, and walked with him to the door of the banquet hall.

The pilot was quickly brought in.

He was wearing a pilot cap sewn with hyena skin on his head. As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw the dazzling array of food and wine in the banquet hall, and his eyes widened for a moment.

"Damn it, I was beaten to death on the front line, and you guys are eating too much!"

It was he who blew the head and blood.

The battle in the afternoon was not difficult at all. The planes on the opposite side didn't even have a chance to rush up to engage in a dogfight, and were completely wiped out by a round of artillery fire from the administrator.

This was the most enjoyable time he had ever fished for French fries. He was not as comfortable as when he was fishing for bone-chewing tribes.

Seeing that this guy looked like he had never seen the world, Mole hurriedly coughed.

"Don't embarrass the alliance... why are you here?"

"Hehe," Mosquito raised his eyebrows and said happily, "The manager personally ordered me to come and deliver the letter."

As he spoke, he tapped the VM twice with his index finger, and a slight vibration was felt on the mole's arm.

[Task 1: Investigate the crash area of ​​the "Yunting" ornithopter. 】

[Mission 2: Recover pilot Luo Yu’s body (or remains). 】

The moment Mole saw these two tasks, he was confused.

The recovered remains can be returned to you.

Tuo guy, he was hit by a three-phase bomb with a yield of 10,000, what body can be left...

Can there be two ashes left?

"...Isn't this fucking forcing others to do something difficult?" He finally couldn't help complaining.

Mosquito chuckled.

"I also think that only brothers who force others to find it can find this thing."

Mole: "No...what's the use of that thing?"

Mosquito: "You know what? But it's reasonable to know how to clear this mission. You may not know it if you haven't logged out. Brother Luo Yu seems to have been bombed into a bug by a nuclear bomb."

Mole: "What the hell?"

Is there really a bug in this game?

No wonder I am fixing it every time I update...

The mosquito continued to talk.

"Anyway, Aguang is contacting the technical department for emergency repairs. He probably didn't notify the NPC in the game, so the manager asked his most loyal Mr. Mosquito to come and take a look."

Mole: "..."

Mosquito chuckled and said, "Give me a lift when you go there. I'm quite curious. I'd never seen what it would be like to be blown up by a nuclear bomb."

I couldn't understand the conversation between the two at all.

The confused Sai Encheng was about to ask what the two were talking about, when Si Si came out of the banquet hall and looked at him to say something.

"As for your prophecy, the evil spirits awakened by the legions have not been completely sealed. We need to deal with the barrier that seals the curse... This is what the God Envoy just told me."

Apparently she also received that mission, including everyone from the White Bear Knights.

After hearing Sisi's words, Thain was not embarrassed at all by the previous rejection, but frowned solemnly.

"But now there are a lot of curses accumulated in the Lost Land. The negative energy there can even make the vegetation wither, unless you use-"

"We brought anti-radiation agents and radiation-proof clothing, so it's not a big problem."

Looking at the girl in front of him, Thane asked Yu seriously.

"Do you have to go?"

Such serious nonsense.

"This is for the safety of the residents of Petra Fortress. We must ensure that the curse there is permanently sealed... The envoy said that this is her obligation and responsibility. I hope you can understand."

Thain was silent for a while and nodded.

"I understand, I will arrange a guide for you."

"Good luck to you."

The mole and mosquito standing nearby looked at each other, exchanging the surprises in each other's eyes.

"Awesome..."

"666."

He said nonsense in a serious manner without even blushing. The most outrageous thing is that the other person actually believed it!

There is actually something...

…

Lost Valley.

Hidden in the deep and dark cave is a room filled with bottles and cans. If it weren't for the several malfunctioning terminals and the petri dishes connected to the terminals, you wouldn't have known it was a laboratory.

The white pigeon, whose face looked as grim as a swamp, touched his chin in confusion, looked at the young man lying unconscious on the iron bed, and muttered to himself.

"Shouldn't it?"

After resuscitation of the heart and lungs, the person just can't wake up, as if he has lost his soul.

What a hell.

In his long life, this is the first time he has seen such a bizarre thing...

Go back a few hours.

Some idiot detonated a nuclear bomb outside, causing half of the nearby mountain to collapse and almost burying him alive.

Fortunately, the center of the explosion occurred in the center of the valley, nearly 10 miles away from the mountain barrier.

Fortunately, there are a large number of alloy structures left in the wreckage of the river embankment, which blocked part of the high-energy rays.

If there weren't so many "gains and losses", I'm afraid only "Xiaohong" could survive.

Although he survived with his strong recovery power, the mortal guy was not so lucky. The big bones in his body were instantly pierced into sieves by high-energy rays, and large areas of organic tissue were necrotic.

If this guy is left alone, there is no doubt that he will be completely cold.

For the sake of fate, Baige decided to help him, so she asked Xiaohong to make a "Seed of Life" and gave it to him.

The so-called seed of life is the name given by Bai Ge himself.

In fact, to put it bluntly, it is the mycelium that has broken body.

However, unlike slime molds in other areas, these "reproductive slime molds" will neither extract nutrients from the host itself, nor devour the host for their own advancement, nor will they turn the host into themselves.

Instead, it will sacrifice its own consciousness and turn itself into a part of Suyu, giving Suyu powerful abilities, and in the following years, it will slowly replace the cells in Suyu's body that are aging, dead and can no longer be replicated, allowing Suyu to Stay healthy and light forever.

It’s like an all-embracing, selfless love!

In this kind of biological relationship, the host will completely get rid of the shackles of age. The body will not become sluggish due to aging, but will become stronger due to internal growth.

Because the longer you live, the more cells will be replaced, and because "reproductive slime mold" does not have self-awareness, even if all the cells in the body are completely replaced, the self-awareness of the host can still be maintained.

As for the price the young man is worried about.

In Bai Ge's view, it can't be called a price at all.

No known form of life can escape metabolism. Whether it is an organism or an inorganic organism, it will eventually need to replace worn parts on a regular basis.

Even without the influence of any external factors, all cells in the human body will be replaced every six months. This is just normal metabolism and does not affect the person who is still the same person.

The slime mold that grows with him cannot escape metabolism.

The only difference is that slime mold can reproduce indefinitely, while its somatic cells are limited by telomeres and will gradually become unable to cope with their needs over time.

The slime mold with which he was born will never dislike his aging, and will always surround him with eternal "love".

Even if all the cells in his body have rotted, he can still stand here like a healthy young man. Not only can he maintain a flexible mind, he can even reproduce with his own DNA.

This is simply a miracle of biology!

As for whether he is a white pigeon or a slime mold fruiting entity called a white pigeon, it doesn't matter at all to him. He is still the one who controls this body.

Thought is the foundation of human existence!

The body is just a shell for the mind!

What's more, this kind of slow and gentle change that only replaces a few cells at a time is at least much more reliable than "rudely destroying the physical body and uploading the mind to the circuit board."

If it were in the era of prosperity.

His research will surely become one of the greatest discoveries of the era!

"Huh?"

Xiaohong, who was standing in the laboratory, tilted her head.

The round and smooth tentacles are like a dolphin's mouth, slowly floating on the back of the head, floating like seaweed. The vague outline of the official's head was filled with confusion, just like the white dove standing beside the bed.

"Can't you understand it either?"

Bai Ge sighed and scratched the rotten back of his head.

Xiaohong nodded.

But at this moment, it suddenly raised its head and looked towards the door of the laboratory. The tentacles floating on the back of its head tightened slightly, and a crisp sound floated out.

"Uh-huh."

"You said someone is coming?"

Bai Ge murmured, looking at Xiao Hong who nodded, and then glanced at the young man lying motionless on the bed.

Someone was doing something in the Lost Valley recently. Maybe it was a prospector from the college, maybe it was someone else who came to hunt for treasure. To be honest, he didn't want to pay attention to it, and he didn't care much.

Thinking of the nuclear bomb that exploded before, he sighed and broke his stiff neck with his hands.

"You wait here for a while...I'll go outside and take a look."