This Star Wants To Retire

Chapter 666 "Charlotte Troubles" Released

"Manslaughter", a movie that has been praised wildly by a large number of film critics with the phrase "no urine point throughout the whole process".

The so-called pee point means that you can skip watching this boring content while watching a movie, and you will not feel a pity to go to the toilet.

Some movies are so bad that they even want to go to the toilet to smoke a cigarette.

If you say that you want to watch a movie in one breath, then undoubtedly, it is definitely a good movie in your heart. So, what about "Charlotte Trouble"?

Female psychiatrist Ye Mei, the urge to go to the bathroom is not strong yet.

She didn't think that a comedy would even have time to spare.

Ye Mei just didn't want to miss the rebirth scene at the beginning.

Therefore, she has not yet realized the seriousness of the problem.

- This is a bladder bureau!

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The story of "Charlotte Troubles" begins with Qiuya's wedding.

At the door of the hotel, a million-dollar white car came.

It's slow, and it's kind of... intentional?

The uncle of the hotel security picked up the stake and waved his hand backwards, signaling it to park in the parking space, but it was ignored.

The car drove to the door of the hotel, the doorman wanted to reach out and open the door with a smiling face, but the car drove away again.

—It circled around the door of the hotel.

The security gradually became dumbfounded, and the doorman stretched out and retracted the hand he wanted to open the door several times.

Watching this scene, the audience has begun to find it interesting.

inside the car.

"I said brother-in-law, it's almost done! I have to go back quickly."

"My girlfriend's 60th birthday today, she didn't even know that I drove the car out." said the brother-in-law who was driving.

Charlotte, who was sitting in the back seat, said, "Slow down like this, let's go around two more times."

The camera focused on the faces of the security uncle and the doorman. Looking at their expressions, laughter broke out in the theater.

It was not until an old classmate appeared at the entrance of the hotel that Charlotte hurriedly asked his brother-in-law to stop, and then forced himself to get out of the car.

"Charlotte, hahaha, Charlotte! It's okay to mix!"

"I was wondering just now, who is going around here so much."

Charlotte said calmly: "Long time no see... eh!"

The hem of his jacket got stuck in the door, and as the car started, he was dragged away.

"Eh! Eh! Brother-in-law!" He patted the car window.

"Little beast!" The car drove faster and faster, and he couldn't keep up. He slammed the window harder and harder, and the words in his mouth changed.

The female psychiatrist Ye Mei looked at this and thought it was quite interesting.

The purpose of Charlotte's coming to this wedding was to pretend and let Qiuya see that he was doing well.

"Although I'm not the protagonist today, I'm going to wear the most handsome one." Charlotte stroked the feathers at the neckline of her suit.

Ye Mei originally thought that this aesthetic needs to be improved, but the next moment, she couldn't hold back her smile.

"But the sad thing is, I **** bumped into shirts with the emcee!"

I saw the emcee standing on the stage, looking at Charlotte who entered the door, and asked, "This fellow, did you go to the wrong room?"

There was immediate laughter at the wedding venue, but even louder in the theater.

"Yuan Hua'er, can we improvise a poem just like Charlotte's outfit?" Zhang Yang said.

"Forget it." Yuan Huazuo wanted to refuse and greeted him.

"Come on, come on. Come on!" Zhang Yang grabbed him.

Yuan Hua stood there, with a decent suit and a well-dressed hairstyle. He was quite handsome, and had a sharp contrast with Charlotte: "Then... Then I'll try it."

He opened his mouth and said, "Go to the banquet alone in chicken feather clothes."

Charlotte heard this and gave him a thumbs up.

Unexpectedly, Yuan Hua's next sentence was: "It's all classmates pretending to be chicken feathers."

All of a sudden, the whole table burst into laughter.

Just as everyone was toasting each other, Mr. Wang made his debut.

This role was played by Wang Rong himself. On Earth, it is played by Tian Yu.

Many people may not know that Tian Yu and Tang Wei talked about it.

Charlotte's heart line appeared: "Pharaoh? I heard that he was expelled from the school for receiving gifts. He still has the face."

The content of the wedding, in fact, in addition to paving the way for Charlotte's aggrieved and ridiculous, it also cleverly informed the audience about the characters and characteristics of the teachers and classmates.

"Mr. Wang, do you still remember me? That winter long-distance running, I ran first!" Zhang Yang happily said.

"First..." Teacher Wang looked at him and couldn't remember for a long time.

"That year during the New Year's Eve, my dad went to send you a radio." Zhang Yang said.

"Zhang Yang!" Teacher Wang pointed at him and immediately said his name: "That teacher can't forget."

In an instant, there was laughter in the theater again.

Ye Mei was also laughing along.

After all, Wang Rong is a master of comedy, and it is effortless to act.

Yuan Hua stood on the side and also toasted: "Mr. Wang, my dad gave me a TV."

Teacher Wang clinked glasses with him and said, "Yuan Hua, he is still such a talented person."

Dachun said foolishly from the side: "Teacher, my dad gave me a calendar."

"The teacher can't remember." Teacher Wang glanced at him and shook his head.

Finally, he added loudly: "Teacher does not hold grudges!"

In an instant, someone in the theater burst into laughter.

"Mr. Wang, I'm Monte, and my name is Monteggio now." A flamboyant humane said.

"Actually, for the students in your class, the one who impressed the teacher the most was that Charlotte. What are these two fools doing now?" Teacher Wang said, but he didn't know that Charlotte was standing behind him.

For a while, the audience burst into laughter again.

By the time Qiuya came to toast, Charlotte had already drank too much.

At this time, his wife Ma Dongmei came to the wedding scene.

Standing in a remote place, she happened to see her husband who had been drinking too much, humiliatingly singing the song she wrote to the bride Qiuya.

The female psychiatrist Ye Mei frowned slightly when she saw this scene.

She was going to go to the bathroom now.

But the next moment, Ma Dongmei said to Qiuya, "Qiuya, you see, I didn't even know you were married, so I came here dressed like this. I'm really sorry, congratulations."

After shaking hands with Qiuya, she said to the groom beside her, "Congratulations, uncle."

"This is my husband." Qiu Ya reminded softly.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry uncle." Ma Dongmei said while holding the groom's hand.

She turned her head to look at the audience, and when she saw Teacher Wang, she said in surprise, "Mr. Wang, you are also here, you are still alive."

"I don't want to sit anymore, I still have to accompany Charlotte to his mother's grave sweeping. You said that this good thing has arrived in a day." Ma Dongmei said.

There was laughter again in the theater.

Ye Mei listened to Ma Dongmei's small mouth. She had already left the buttocks of the seat slightly, and returned to the seat again.

Seeing that Charlotte was embarrassed here, Ma Dongmei wanted to take him home.

But Charlotte, who has been embarrassing herself, still refuses to leave.

"If you have a bad stomach, don't drink it. If you want to drink it, let's go home and drink it. We also have wine at home." She was like coaxing a child, her tone was gentle, and she didn't have the sturdiness when she confronted others.

But she went to drag Charlotte, but was thrown away by Charlotte.

In the shove and shove, Yuan Hua came out to preside over the overall situation, but Charlotte revealed that Qiu Ya's first kiss was taken away by you.

Ma Dongmei gradually broke out.

"Charlotte, did I give you a face? Qiuya is married, you sing and dance here, dressed like a feather duster, what are you talking about!"

Originally, this kind of plot was considered a large-scale social death scene.

But the next moment, the audience saw the emcee who bumped into Charlotte's shirt and took off his suit jacket silently.

During the dispute between the husband and wife, Ma Dongmei gradually lost control of her emotions.

"Are you embarrassed, Charlotte, have you earned a penny since graduation?"

"I go out for cupping during the day, and go out to ride a tricycle at night. I just thought that I could save some energy if I saved some money for a motorcycle."

"It's good for you, you are a molecule, you put all my engines in!" Ma Dongmei said.

I feel sorry for her again, but I want to laugh so much!

Ye Mei smiled like this, rubbing her buttocks in the black dress lightly on the chair from time to time.

Charlotte and his wife became more and more noisy at the wedding, and Charlotte was finally chased and beaten by Ma Dongmei.

He fled to the bathroom and ran his head with water, still drunk.

A self-monologue here is actually very important. There is a sentence in it: "I have never done a thing, and the saddest thing is that I have no idea what I want."

Charlotte made a big fuss in the hotel bathroom, and when he opened the bathroom door, in an instant, he returned to the classroom where he was a student.

Here, Teacher Wang is punishing him for reading his love letter.

He pointed to the love letter written by Charlotte, and said, "Who is dear, who is your dear?"

As soon as the words fell, Ma Dongmei, who was a student, ran away and ran out of the classroom.

- Shame to death!

Teacher Wang, who knew the truth, pointed at Charlotte's nose and scolded: "Tell me about you, how many people you have hurt invisibly!"

Teacher Wang gradually became arrogant, and in the end it was Charlotte who kicked him.

"You dare to hit the teacher?"

"Can I **** let you bully you in a dream?" said Charlotte, who thought she was dreaming.

A new farce begins.

Zhang Yang was very mean when he was a student. He hit the teacher and said, "Charlotte, how can you hit the teacher!"

"Who hit it just now?" Teacher Wang was furious.

Charlotte directly covered Teacher Wang's head with a schoolbag, and all of a sudden, a group of students who had been complaining for a long time rushed up to beat him.

Yuan Hua took advantage of the chaos and ran out to find the principal.

When everyone stopped, only Dachun strode forward, ready to kick.

Teacher Wang took off his schoolbag, looked at the big feet that Dachun was carrying, and said angrily, "What are you doing!?"

"Wang, Teacher Wang, do you think my shoes look good?" Dachun instantly weakened.

Teacher Wang fainted immediately.

Charlotte thought it was a dream, but at the moment Qiuya worshipped him.

When she saw Charlotte approaching, she quietly got up and stood in front of him.

This girl, who is still very simple for the time being, has no idea what the man in front of her is doing.

Charlotte, who thought she was dreaming, kissed directly.

Yuan Hua, who went to invite the principal, ran in and saw this scene: "Qiu Ya..."

He slid directly beside Teacher Wang.

"Shut up!" the person beside the principal shouted.

For a while, the theater burst into laughter again.

"This classmate, if you have any difficulties or worries, you can tell me, don't hurt the female classmate." The principal said.

"Goddess, I have to wake up, it will be a nightmare if I continue to do it." Charlotte said.

He plunged his head into the basin, but couldn't go back.

Then, he started to slap himself, trying to wake himself up.

The principal was on the side and said seriously: "Don't threaten the teacher with self-harm, you are giving up yourself."

- Hahaha, I can't stop laughing!

Charlotte felt that she couldn't wake up after drinking too much, so she wanted to play with you for a while in the dream, playing big.

"Zhang Yang, give me the fire." He walked towards Zhang Yang, and when passing by Qiu Ya, Qiu Ya covered her mouth and stepped back.

Zhang Yang smiled guiltily and said, "If I don't smoke, how can I get cigarettes."

Too much laughter!

Charlotte snatched the lighter from his pocket, burned the book first, and then threw it to the curtain: "Burn it, my youth!"

It wasn't until Charlotte's mother rushed to the class that he stopped doing bad things and hugged her mother: "Mom!"

"Charlotte, you're crazy! What do you want to do?" She beat Charlotte and apologized to the principal, "I'm sorry, principal."

Charlotte let her mother beat herself, as if it didn't hurt at all, with a child-like smile on her face.

He stood up, stroked his mother's face, and said, "Mom, I miss you."

"Don't cry, I don't want to see you cry in my dreams." He reached out and wiped his mother's tears.

This plot, if it is two brushes and three brushes, is actually quite touching.

"I have to wake up." Charlotte said, "Otherwise the clothes will not be returned."

The sudden turn made the audience laugh again, even thinking about taking back the feather duster clothes.

In the stunned eyes of the audience, he passed everyone, and then turned back and slapped Qiuya's face suddenly.

Charlotte squatted on the window, turned her head and said to her mother, "Mom, I'll burn some more paper for you later."

After he finished speaking, he jumped down from the window under everyone's shocked gaze.

When Charlotte woke up in the hospital, she was surprised that her mother was still here.

"mom?"

"You scared your mother to death, can't you believe that you are still alive?" Mom asked.

"I can't believe you're still alive," Charlotte told her.

After some trouble in the hospital, Charlotte realized something was wrong.

He quickly ran out of the hospital and began to realize that he was reborn and returned to the past.

The serious rebirth drama is about to begin!

At this moment, Ye Mei looked too focused.

The laughter is too dense, and the burden is constantly thrown out.

Let alone going out for a few minutes, if you feel inattentive, you will miss the joke.

And she wanted to know too much, UU reading www.uukanshu. com After Charlotte is reborn, what will she do and what will happen?

There may be more than just laughs here, but also cool ones.

In fact, the next lot of content is Luo Mo's Blue Star localization of the film.

At this moment, unknowingly, the movie has been played for more than 20 minutes.

Or how about happy times are always short-lived?

Ye Mei looked very focused, so focused that her body was sending her a danger signal, she didn't even realize it.

Who said that if you don't fall in love, you can't force things?

- DANGER DANGER DANGER!

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Continue at the request of the editor [Update Notice]: This chapter will be updated at 18:25 on August 10th, and the next chapter is expected to be before 8:00 pm on the 11th. )