Those Years when Marvel was a Superhero

Li Jie may have many shortcomings, but at the same time there are many advantages. Shamelessness is probably the most prominent of all his strengths. Li Jie feels that there are bright spots and specialties in his life to success. The first is shameless, the second is to insist on shamelessness.

Li Jie himself made him stand out from the crowd by virtue of these two outstanding advantages. After all, not many people are like him, insisting on being shameless for a while, insisting on being shameless for a lifetime. Therefore, everything is expensive to persevere, as long as you persevere, there will always be gains.

So no matter how Thor thinks of Li Jie, Li Jie thinks he must be a superhero. There is nothing wrong with this. And he didn't care if he would trample on the dignity of the strong, because there is no respect for the enemy in Li Jie's dictionary. As a realistic idealist, Li Jie can pay various realistic means for his own ideals, even unscrupulous means.

Thor may have trouble thinking of the snake as a joke, because Asgard values ​​honor. Thor has participated in many battles, even if it is an enemy, he always pursues a sentence: give them a decent way of death.

Regardless of how mischievous this person or God was during his lifetime, most of the people of Thor and Asgard gave them a break and they will finish it, and they will not humiliate and trample others in various ways. From an objective point of view, it is indeed true to do so, because anyway, why kill someone to kill someone? Isn't this demeaning your own character and honor? So people in Asgard, no, it should be said that it is not just Asgard. In fact, many people who pretend to be a little conscience and decent will not bother to do such things. Not to mention doing these things blatantly under the banner of a superhero.

But Li Jie is different. What he doesn't care about most is his so-called speech and conduct. As an idealist and realistic idealist, Li Jie can leave all this behind. As long as you become your enemy, then wait for you to deal with it by all means. Even if it is dead, it will not be your relief, Li Jie will drag them out repeatedly to whip the corpse.

Just like the big snake now, Li Jie carelessly took his dignity over and broke it apart and shattered it, then threw it on the ground and trampled it crazy. When it's finished, heat the pan and put it in cold oil, add onion, **** garlic and various spices to stir fry, then add soy sauce cooking wine and other seasonings to color and season, and finally throw it out to feed the wild dog.

That's right, this is what Li Jie has to do. He repeatedly tormented the serpent, even if the serpent vomited blood, he woke him directly with ice water without mercy. Then there was continued sarcasm, and if the serpent dared to return his mouth, he tweeted to dance. When jumping, there is still video recording, not only video recording, but even Li Jie also said that he would open a live broadcast room for the snake. The serpent didn't understand what the live broadcast meant, and Li Jie explained to him what is called Tiger Tooth, and that is called Douyu. Of course, yy is the most suitable for singing and dancing. In short, it's all about performing live in front of many people.

The snake was almost spitting blood for three liters, but Li Jie still did not pity him, and did not intend to let him go. The snake tried to be killed several times by Li Jie. The snake was either dancing or humiliated by Li Jie.

"Asgard has no shameless royal family like you!" Da She couldn't help but scold Li Jie at a break: "You killed me!"

"Why am I killing you? You see, the number of people in your live broadcast room has increased now, and there are people brushing rockets for you. Know what a rocket is. It's a gift from netizens, which means they like you very much. Look at the message on the website, I'll read it to you. "Li Jie said to the serpent without any trouble.

"The first one: This grandfather is so coquettish, and he almost broke his waist, but I like it very much. I wish my grandfather continue to be coquettish. The second one: watch the live broadcast of my grandfather at night every day. Everyone laughed and rolled around. It was even more funny than the family funny video, please continue to create more funny dances and singing. The third article: ... "

Li Jie said the messages on the Internet one by one, and each time he said one, the snake's face would be gray. But after Li Jie finished reading dozens of messages, the serpent was already looking pale. He leaned against the crystal curtain wall of the prison and screamed at Li Jie with exhaustion: "You killed me!" The serpent's anger was simple, because he almost became a beam-jumping clown now. The so-called shishi can not be humiliated. Now Li Jie is not only humiliating him, but also showing this humiliation to everyone in the known universe.

"No, I won't kill you. I found that you will become a new source of money for Asgard. Your live broadcast can make money. I believe that after editing your dance and singing into short videos, the click volume will be high." Li Jie squeezed his fingers, and then he seemed to see dirt in his nails. Then he removed the dirt from his nails and said to the serpent with Erlang's legs. It's only five days since the broadcast began, but we have received more than 10,000 yuan in gifts. You will become a big anchor. "

"It ’s not just a big anchor, I ’m going to make you an excellent video, and I ’ll let you do all kinds of shame but make others laugh. You will be a joke for everyone. So you can use you The laughter brought to others atones for what you did in the past, and the money earned from these videos can also become Asgard ’s financial income. I think this is very good, two birds with one stone. Are you right Thor? ”Li Jie Turned his head to look at Thor standing beside him. Tol silently said that he left Li Jie a few steps away subconsciously.

He now regrets that he agreed to Li Jie's conditions. Li Jie is simply the devil in the devil! The so-called knocking on the bones to the extreme is so true, and only he can say such a humiliation and exploitation in such a solemn manner.

I have known this for a long time now and I should not accompany Li Jie to interrogate the snake. fart! Li Jie didn't even question the snake at all, he was just humiliating the snake! And this person is shameless and claims to be the royal family of Asgard. This shameless black pot also needs the royal family of Asgard to come back! Thor felt that the biggest mistake in his life was knowing Li Jie.

"I'm going to open a personal channel for you. I even thought about the name. It's called" Big Snake Laughing at the Universe. "You are the master!"

And farther away, the ancient Master Mage and Odin's family had been monitoring the area through magic for several days, and black lines appeared on their foreheads. Odin had watched Thor torture his brother for many days, and even Odin was a little unbearable. He even wanted to simply hack the serpent to death, at least not to suffer this crime. Although the serpent is a bad guy, Li Jie's behavior is more villain than the most sinister villain!

Odin looked at Master Gu Yi, his tone could not hear the anger: "Do you think your son-in-law is really good to do this?"

Master Gu Yi wiped the sweat on his forehead: "Well, how do you say? Ha, wicked people have their own grinding. Haha ~"

The phantom queen hugged Luo Ji and whispered: "You have a feast with him, remember to stay away from this person in the future, and don't commit it in his hands."

Luo Ji, who was in the arms of her mother, nodded and whispered, "Got it, there must be no handle in his hands." It seems that he is not a man who can hold a boat in the belly of the prime minister!

Only Lan thinks it doesn't matter ~ www.readwn.com ~ bad guy, it should be treated like this.

Li Jie continued to perform crash-type treatments on the snake, and also let the audience fans who watched the live video of the snake record the reaction video and return it to the snake. The people in the video looked at their videos and laughed back and forth, rolling on the floor and laughing and clapping the table. They regarded themselves as clowns. The spirit of the serpent finally collapsed. A generation of owls were not knocked down by swords, but they were finally defeated by this shame. The snake sat paralyzed on the ground. He said to Li Jie with a weak voice: "Kill me, kill me."

"No, I won't kill you. As I said, Asgard still needs to make money for you. The expenses of the Odin family are all pointing at you." Li Jie paced back and forth eating apples.

The serpent looked at Li Jie weakly: "You are the most despicable Asgardian I have ever seen, worse than any dark elf than any giant than any goblin dwarf! You are not worthy of being an Arab The Royal Family of Skard! "

"Thank you for the compliment." Li Jie pretended to take off a hat-dressing ceremony, and then continued to eat apples casually.

The serpent couldn't stand it anymore, now he didn't want to think of anything but death. He said, "How can you give me a good time! Give me a word!"

Li Jie ate all the apples in a hurry, then threw the apple core to Thor's hand, and then said: "Give you a happy one? Okay, look at your sincerity." Li Jie smiled again. The smile is the same as the hunter who saw the fox catching the net.