Those Years when Marvel was a Superhero

? "The life after marriage is bitter!" After three or two cups of horse urine, the dazzling Iron Man Tony Stark couldn't help complaining to Li Jie: "At first, you pit me, causing me to be small Chili is proposing! You hurt me! "

"Don't talk nonsense, what does it mean to hurt you. Marriage is a good thing!" Li Jie flew directly to the black pot thrown by Tony: "You should thank me. If it weren't for me, you might not be sure now." Family, no children, still a swinger. Maybe Xiao Chili has given up waiting for you to turn around, but turned around and followed your driver directly. "

"If you want to say something bad about Little Pepper, be careful that she knows how to fix you in the future." After Li Jie said this, Tony couldn't help but shudder. He looked around and didn't find any suspicious target. Li Jie whispered, "Do you not say I don't say who can know about this? Are you quite a traitor? Don't forget, you come out with me, and now I have the handle in my hand. If I go back and tell Lan said: Li Jie, under the pretext of looking for Dracula, actually ran out to drink. Guess what happened to Lan Hui? "

Now Li Jie's turn was chilling. Because Lan is definitely not allowed, now Li Jie has lost weight to a plateau, and it is not so easy to lose weight. The one who did n’t make it well was particularly easy to rebound, so Lan imposed a very strict dietary management system on Li Jie. And negates Li Jie's means of cheating with beautiful potions. She said that Li Jie needs to have strong willpower.

In this recipe, low sugar, low carbon (carbohydrate) and low oil, these three lows are a must. And now Li Jie and Tony are sipping craft beer and eating fried snacks in the bar. This kind of diet is of course high in sugar, high in carbon, water and fat. If Lan knows it, he must make himself crazy Practiced.

Li Jie is now unable to get up by Lan training every day. He doesn't want to continue to accept this kind of inhuman treatment.

"Hum, are you very happy to be managed by Lan now every day?" Tony looked at Li Jie and his face shuddered, and he suddenly felt a lot better: "You dragged me into the grave of love! Caused me to give up a large area of ​​forest. "

Li Jie glanced at Tony: "What's wrong? Do you still want to regret it?"

"What's the use of regret?" Tony drank the wine from his glass, then shook the empty glass to the bartender: "Another glass of dark beer!"

The bartender handed Tony a glass full of dark beer, and Tony took another sip before taking it and said, "You don't know the hardship of life after marriage!"

"How to say?" Li Jie looked at Tony, and he took a sip of the beer in the glass.

"After I got married, my original spare life was controlled. Xiao Chili was too aware of my life habits and work habits, and she even knew where I like to hide money."

Li Jie heard Tony say this, he couldn't help but whispered: "This is a bit too miserable."

"For the so-called healthy lifestyle, she changed all my diet recipes. You know I love all kinds of cheeseburgers. I like the rich cheese mixed with the fragrance of beef. If I can, I breathe Three can be eaten! "Tony felt a little hungry when he said this, so he called the bartender to ask if he could make simple burgers or something like this, and he directly ordered three without any kindness.

When the steaming cheeseburger is served, the taste is still very tempting, because the cheese has a strong aroma. Tony wanted double the amount of cheese, and the rich cheddar cheese was melted into a yolk-like juice by baking it with heat. It ran down the double beef patties, some on Tony's fingers. This made Tony look a little embarrassed and confused, but he bit the hot burger carelessly.

The American hamburger patties and bread are a bit dry compared to the Chinese ones, but when the rich and rich cheddar cheese is melted and mixed, all these inconsistencies become a wonderful combination, as long as you can Accept the savory and heavy milk flavor of cheese, then this is a very good and tempting dish. Coupled with the crispy lettuce and tomatoes in the burger, as well as the pickled cucumber with the taste bud saliva, these vegetables relieve the greasyness of the cheese and meatloaf, making the whole burger taste richer and more frustrating Want to eat big.

Tony ate a whole cheeseburger in three bites, and handed Li Jie one over and placed it in front of him, saying: "You should eat this. Authentic American cuisine!"

This cheeseburger is synonymous with high calories. A large amount of cheese and baked bread and fatty beef patties can smell the rich calorie aroma when you smell it close. Li Jie has not eaten such a thing for a long time. It is false to say unmovable. Although he didn't like to eat burgers very much before, but now he has eaten more than a month of green radishes and boiled chicken breast, this cheeseburger is a great food for him. Li Jie couldn't help but get up quickly.

"Briefly such a delicious food, Peibo always said that the calories were too high, too greasy, and eating high blood fat and high blood pressure was not good for me." Tony said that he was very sad.

Li Jie said while eating a burger: "But you can inject x beautiful potions! Wouldn't it be good to inject a potion that doesn't eat fat? Isn't this Peppa not allowed?"

"It's all tears to say because Jenny was born. Pebble feels that we as parents need to set an example in front of our children. We can't find shortcuts for everything. We must have perseverance and perseverance. Only we maintain our position To better educate children. "

Listening to Tony say this, Li Jie felt that Pebble was not unreasonable. But this kind of truth is very uncomfortable when applied to himself, so Li Jie raised his wine glass and said to Tony: "Come, let's go one. I know you too well, and now I don't want to inject x beautiful potion!"

Tony also raised his glass: "Come, for freedom."

"Come ~ www.readwn.com ~ To temporarily get rid of his wife ~!" Li Jie and Tony had another drink. "So, you must not persuade your friends Peter and Gwen to marry or something. I think their couple is going well. It will be miserable after they get married. Everything must be managed, even pocket money. Restrictions! "Tony, the world's richest man, expressed such emotions.

Li Jie also echoed: "Yes, that's right, so I'm not in the media now. Let's enjoy the freedom now. What kind of things like Dracula, wait for time to find it." . "

Just when Li Jie and Tony were enjoying a rare and leisurely holiday, and planned to prolong the time to make this holiday longer, an old man wearing a cultural shirt that I love Sailor Moon rushed into the bar. Behind him were two skulls in a leather jacket who were blazing all over.

There is a good saying: when you wish to be lucky, life gives you misfortune. When you feel unlucky, you will find that your next second will be even more unlucky.

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