After rebirth, they all moved into my house.

He brought this upon himself, and yet he has to take the blame.

You really are worthy of being me, Xiao Gou!

Lu Yuan looked at the reactions of the two people behind him and smiled casually, "Sure, Old Chen even praised your good spoken English."

"Maybe Li Yajing and the others like to see you shining." Gu Jiuyi smiled.

"What a fart, look at that fart!"

"Just be it, it's easy for you two to talk without any pain in your back!"

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye directly responded to Lu Yuan and Gu Jiuyi.

Lu Yuan's eyes turned cold, and Gu Jiuyi also looked at him unfriendly.

How dare they confront Gu Jiuyi/Lu Yuan?

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye immediately admitted their mistake and lowered their heads, thinking that they were too arrogant and dared to confront this pair of beautiful couple.

But keeping their heads down did not affect the bickering between Tao Ye and Xiao Yida.

These two idiots have reached a state of trance where they can communicate with just eye contact.

Xiao Yida: You are such an idiot.

Tao Ye: You are so shameless.

Xiao Yida: I will lead you to fight.

Tao Ye: I’ll give you a hammer.

Xiao Yida: How did I end up meeting such a heartless person like you?

Tao Ye: How did I get to know such a shameful person like you?

Xiao Yida: It's outrageous. It's outrageous to the extreme.

Tao Ye: You’re just an old lady who got into bed and made me laugh.

26. The Smile Diversion Technique

Lu Yuan and Gu Jiuyi were doing their homework.

They don’t know that the two idiots behind them are glaring at each other.

Even if they knew, they would probably just be curious that these two idiots had evolved to the point where they could communicate such complex sentences with just eye contact.

It would be a shame not to do intelligence work.

But I don’t know why, as soon as the self-study class was over, these two idiots seemed to be about to start a fight.

Lu Yuan frowned, thinking that this was not a simple matter.

That funny thing just happened a few minutes ago, and now the two parties involved look like they are about to fight. Isn't that a joke?

"Shut up, do you two want to make fun of others?"

Lu Yuan said coldly, "If you want to fight, you can do it after school. Now, let's maintain the surface of our friendship."

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye were stunned. They didn't expect Lu Yuan to say that.

"Brother Lu, you misunderstood. We are civilized people. Gentlemen would rather use words than violence." Xiao Yida said with his arms folded.

"That's right, we just decided to break up!"

Tao Ye also folded his arms, looking determined.

Lu Yuan's eyes went dark and he was at a loss what to do because of these two idiots.

In fact, what he meant was that fighting in the classroom would restrict his movements and would not kill anyone, so he had to fight outside.

As a result, these two shameful guys didn't even dare to fight.

Gu Jiuyi tilted his head.

Are these two people doing gods and demons?

"You are such a good guy, Tao Ye. You said you would break up with me, so you really do it, right? Okay, if I don't break up with you, you are not a human being. I will break up with you!" Xiao Yida said viciously.

"If you want to break up, then break up. I've wanted to break up with you for a long time, you idiot, you fool!" Tao Ye pretended to be disgusted.

"Shabi!"

"Stupid beta!"

"Hmph!"*2

"Whoever pays attention to who first is a pig, a dog, and a punk!"*2

Lu Yuan in the front row looked helplessly at the process of the two men going from being good brothers to breaking up. For some reason, he wanted to lose his brain.

Don't say he knows these two idiots.

Now Lu Yuan didn’t think about trying to stop the fight. If he communicated with the idiots too much, he would easily be dragged into their territory.

In the field of neurosis, Tao Ye and Xiao Yida are invincible, and Lu Yuan feels inferior to them.

After school in the evening, these two idiots still hadn't reconciled, and it looked like they were really going to break up. They bared their teeth when they met, and after three seconds, they turned their heads away and snorted coldly at the same time.

Lu Yuan thought to himself that they were two funny people.

But he suddenly felt a chill on his back, and hurried to look for the source of the gaze. As a result, in the corner of the classroom, a girl named Long Yu was looking at this side excitedly, as if she was crazy.

Lu Yuan was sweating profusely and thought to himself, damn, there must be no fujoshi in the class, right?

No, if you want to be a fujoshi, wait until after college.

Don’t lead Gu Jiuyi astray.

Lu Yuan remembered that Tao Ye and Xiao Yida finally went to Qingyun University, which is also a nationally renowned university, and competed fiercely with those universities for the TOP5 position.

I don’t know who are the destined people to spend their college years with Xiao Yida and Tao Ye, and then spend four years and three years of graduate school listening to their devilish and crazy voices.

The next day, the much-anticipated segment finally arrived.

Xiao Yida, who volunteered to go on stage, and Tao Ye, who had won awards in municipal competitions, were going to lead the reading of the English text.

For the morning reading at 7 o'clock, the whole class arrived in the classroom at 6:50 and sat upright. Old Chen came to the classroom even earlier, with a serious expression, as if he was reviewing the results of his most proud student.

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye only felt their scalps tingling, but because Lao Chen was here, they had to continue reading.

Everyone held their breath and looked at them intently.

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye spoke fluent English with an unidentified accent at the podium, reading two long texts as if they were reciting a dialogue.

I'm going crazy trying not to laugh.

So, Mr. Chen decided to let the two of them participate in the next grade English speech competition to improve their oral skills and bring honor to the class.

Tao Ye & Xiao Yida: ???

Excuse me?

I like a sentence on the Internet -

what?

After morning reading, Xiao Yida and Tao Ye slumped down on their chairs with a look of despair on their faces.

Since Lao Chen has made this decision, as an English teacher and a class teacher, he naturally made the final decision.

There is less than a month left until the competition.

This means that they will really participate in this English speaking competition at the end of December.

Ahhhh, no.

This is simply a public execution.

I feel like dying just thinking about it.

There is no way to die that is more shameful than social death.

Wow, my reputation has been ruined just like that.

Xiao Yida looked at Tao Ye, who was still slumped in the chair, and glared at him, "It's all your fault, you idiot!"

"Fuck? You're still blaming me? It was you who asked for trouble by singing during the self-study class. Why did you have to go up and lead the reading? And you tricked me into going up there." Tao Ye was dissatisfied and refuted immediately.

"If you hadn't deliberately seduced me, would I sing?" Xiao Yida was naturally dissatisfied and immediately rejected it.

Tao Ye looked at Xiao Yida as if he was a fool.

After they finished their quarrel, they suddenly realized that Lu Yuan and Gu Jiuyi in the front row were looking at them with extremely complicated eyes.

It was like watching a patient escape from a mental hospital, making them both feel uncomfortable.

"What's wrong? Brother Lu, Sister Lu, is there something wrong?" Xiao Yida said with cold sweat.

"Hey, if you two great gods have something important to announce, why not tell me?" Tao Ye said with a chuckle.

Lu Yuan frowned when he heard Xiao Yida address him.

However, Gu Jiuyi on the side had already puffed out her chest proudly, and said to Xiao Yida with a smug look on her face:

"Xiao Yida."

"What's wrong?"

"You speak so nicely."

“???” Xiao Yida.

“?” Lu Yuan & Tao Ye.

"Cough cough." Lu Yuan coughed lightly, diverting everyone's attention.

"Do you remember what you two said yesterday afternoon?" Lu Yuan reminded gently.

Xiao Yida and Tao Ye exchanged a glance, and then Tao Ye was the first to react: "You pig, little bastard, son of a bitch!"

"Grass!"

Xiao Yida also reacted now.

They said yesterday that whoever pays attention to who first will be a dog, a pig, an Achinasese (crossed out), and a little punk!

At this moment, Tao Ye was very proud because he won. It was Xiao Yida who spoke to him first. Xiao Yida on the side was also very aggrieved. How could he not help it?

It’s uncomfortable.

Then Lu Yuan said, "You call him a dog's son, so are you the dog's father?"

Tao Ye's smile disappeared instantly.

Then it moved to Xiao Yida's face.

"Hahaha, you're also a pig, a dog, and a little punk!"

"What are you laughing at? Even if I'm a dog, I'm still your dad!"

Xiao Yida's smile disappeared instantly.

The focus shifted back to Tao Ye's face.

27. Study Abroad Program

"Damn, I miscalculated!" Xiao Yida was heartbroken.

Fortunately, the two men restored their normal friendship during this quarrel, and the crisis of breaking up the friendship was thus resolved.

"Lu Yuan, did you know this would be the outcome?"

Gu Jiuyi, who was sitting in the front row of their seats, glanced behind them, then turned his gaze to Lu Yuan beside him, with a curious tone.

"Lu Yuan, did you guess this would be the ending?"

At first, Gu Jiuyi was worried about the two of them breaking up. Last night, she asked Lu Yuan whether she should try to stop them, but Lu Yuan did not respond.

Looking back now, it seems that she was indeed worrying too much.

Lu Yuan glanced at the two idiots behind him and said calmly, "Don't worry, there aren't that many guys who break up with each other. Even if there's a conflict, it's all over with a fight. It's not like someone's wife got stolen or a hat got put on them. This kind of friendship that has survived social upheaval together is the best kind of friendship."

"Friends walk together for a lifetime. Who says those who die in society are not friends?" Gu Jiuyi asked with his head tilted.

"That's for sure."