Pokémon, I summon my fists to attack you

The hammer and manuscript hit the hard rock hard, and the sound echoed continuously in the valley.

But there seemed to be some less harmonious voices mixed in.

"Come on, Xiao Mao~" "Xiao Mao is the best~"

Amidst the cheers and applause, Xiao Mao seemed to have dug up something.

I saw him squatting down and cleaning the ground carefully.

"This is...?!"

He raised a rather strangely shaped stone high in his hands, glanced at Xiaozhi, and shouted at the top of his voice.

"I found a Pokémon fossil!"

The cheerleaders behind him immediately burst into enthusiastic cheers.

"There's nothing to brag about."

Xiaozhi stood aside holding an ordinary stone, his mouth slightly turned down, and said sourly.

Yes, the three of them, led by fossil guide Xiaogang, dug hard for more than half an hour but still came up empty-handed and found nothing.

"Hum~"

When Xiao Mao heard Xiao Zhi's muttering, he was not annoyed. Instead, he took the fossil in his hand to his mouth, licked it with his tongue, and showed an extremely intoxicated expression on his face. He deliberately dragged out the tone and spoke.

“This smell…!”

"It smells like jealousy!"

It’s hard, the fist is hard!

"I'm not sure if it's a fossil or not!"

Seeing that the two were arguing and about to start fighting.

Teacher Gang walked between the two of them.

"Let me, Captain Dragonfly... oh no, Xiaogang, come and tell you. We Nibi people have lived with fossils for generations!"

As he spoke, he took out a small magnifying glass from his jacket pocket, squinted his eyes, and looked at the fossil very carefully.

After a while, he nodded affirmatively.

"Hmm...it's a fossil, indeed."

"How's it going? Xiaozhi!"

"cut!"

Xiaozhi turned his head to the side.

Seeing Xiaozhi's look, Xiaomao became more and more proud. He turned to Xiaogang and asked.

"Hehe~ Captain Dragonfly, tell him loudly! What kind of Pokémon fossil is this!"

“This…I really can’t tell…”

Teacher Gang scratched his head and said, "Even if you are a fossil master, he can't tell who this thing belongs to just by its shape."

"Haha! So I'm a new Pokémon fossil! Did you hear that, Ash~"

Xiao Mao jumped in the face again!

"Uh...it's not some new Pokémon fossil."

“Because this is a defense.”

Xiao Mao: “?”

"what?"

"It's a defense."

"Defend the fossil."

Thinking that he didn't hear clearly, Teacher Gang emphasized it again.

"Pfft."

Xiaozhi couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"It's really funny. Some people actually kissed a thesis defense fossil for a long time."

He was the only one who could jump on Xiaozhi's face, but Xiaozhi never had the chance to jump back at him!

Xiao Mao's face turned red from holding his breath, and he couldn't help but clench his fists when looking at Xiaozhi.

This is intolerable!

Click!

But I saw Xiaozhi easily crush the stone in his hand.

Xiao Mao quickly calmed down.

Having said that, as long as the green mountains remain, there will be no shortage of firewood.

He who knows the current affairs is a hero!

Endure it!

He put the thesis in his pocket, snorted coldly, and fled from this socially devastating scene with the cheerleaders at the drop of a hat.

......

"Believe me, there must be fossils here!"

Xiaogang led the two of them to a place with few people and started digging again.

"You've said this many times. How about we just leave it at that for today, Mr. Gang?"

Xiaozhi said.

He was already very satisfied today just to mock Xiao Mao, so there was no need for him to dig up this fossil.

"No! I have a feeling! We'll definitely find it this time! Let's spread out and dig!"

For Teacher Gang, this is no longer a question of whether or not to dig up fossils. It has risen to a question of the dignity of the Nibi people!

"Stop talking, I'll go over there."

Seeing that they couldn't persuade them, Xiaozhi and Xiaoxia looked at each other and immediately dispersed.

"Then Pikachu and I will go to the other side."

"Let's go, Pikachu."

After many twists and turns, Xiaozhi left Teacher Gang's sight.

I breathed a sigh of relief, finally I could catch some fish!

But before he could find a place to sit down.

A voice suddenly sounded, breaking the moment of silence.

"They both still do things the same way. It really makes me worried, meow."

Meow Meow squatted alone on a protruding rock, talking to himself, with a hint of worry in his tone.

"Clang!"

Musashi and Kojiro suddenly jumped out from behind the rocks.

"You weren't worried about the two of us just now, were you~"

"Roar roar~ Meow meow is still a tsundere~"

"Meow!! What are you talking about, meow!!!"

Miaomiao immediately got furious and started scratching at the two men's faces.

Kara! Kara!

Xiaozhi accidentally stepped on a rock and broke it, interrupting the three people's fight.

Seeing the three members of Team Rocket stopped and stared at him in a daze, Xiaozhi felt a little embarrassed.

"Ah~ Sorry, just continue."

Team Rocket turned and ran!

"It's a little devil that explodes, meow!"

"Run! We can't let Team Rocket die here!"

Xiaozhi, the righteous partner and nemesis of Team Rocket, frowned and his eyes became sharp.

Team Rocket!?

Yes!

I just thought the three of them were comedians, but actually they seem to be Team Rocket!

"Don't run!"

Xiaozhi shouted and started chasing after him with Pikachu!

Musashi yelled as Satoshi caught up to him.

I'm so tired, so alone

"You said you wouldn't run, so we won't run! We won't run unless you chase us!"

"Don't run and I won't chase you!"

"If you don't chase us, we'll run away?!"

"If you don't run away, I...wait, my mind is a little confused, let me sort it out first..."

Xiaozhi's CPU was spinning rapidly, and his head felt like a mess.

He simply took a leap, jumped into the air, and intercepted the three members of Team Rocket in front.

He turned around and looked at the three people menacingly.

"Tell me! What evil things are you doing!"

"We're not doing anything bad!"

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Kojiro retorted.

“That’s what people who do bad things usually say!”

"We just ran out of funds for activities, so we came here to dig up fossils and sell them for money!"

"Digging for fossils? What about your manuscript?"

Xiaozhi noticed something unusual.

"Huh? Manuscript? Of course we can't use such an inefficient tool!"

Speaking of this, the three of them instantly felt a sense of superiority. It's already the 4202nd year of the Alliance, how come there are still people digging fossils with their hands!

Musashi said proudly, shaking his hair.

"We plan to just blow the rock apart with bombs!"

hum!hum!hum!

Xiaozhi's iron will sounded an alarm.

"Have you guys loaded the bomb yet?"

He had a bad feeling.

"Of course it's installed. We even lit the fuse."

Kojiro felt a little contemptuous. If the bomb had not been installed properly, it would have been on them.

"where!?"

Xiaozhi's eyes widened.

Now even Pikachu could feel the vibration coming from the mount under his crotch.