Inner Destroyer

　The nun is angry!

　"I've already told you not to do anything stupid! If you sign a contract with the devil, even if you gain power, it will backfire sooner or later! Why won't you listen?!"

　She is angry!

　Moreover, this anger was purely for Qi Xing, so he had no choice but to bear it... No, it seemed that he shouldn't bear it obediently, right?

　"I have to be serious. If I hadn't cooperated with this devil, I'd still be trapped at the bottom of the universe." Qi Xing protested. "If I were locked up in a void with nothing for a few years, I'd definitely go crazy! The situation would be even worse!"

　Anyone could see from the scene just now that, even though Samael didn't seem to intend to do anything to Qi Xing, if Qi Xing didn't negotiate with her, she would definitely be happy to have another inmate at the bottom of the underworld to chat with her all day. She definitely wouldn't send Qi Xing back to the human world anyway.

　If they stay locked up and talk for too long, Qi Xing might develop Stockholm syndrome, which would be even more terrible.

　"Besides, I didn't sign a contract with her."

　Speaking of this, Qi Xing was actually a little proud.

　"I didn't give her anything, yet I got this information, and she even released me from the underworld."

　Samael, who was floating nearby, couldn't help laughing when he heard Qi Xing's words: "Pfft."

　Now neither of them could pretend they hadn't heard.

　The nun shuddered immediately, angry and afraid: "Mr. Qi, are you sure?!"

　Qi Xing already knew that this loli evil god was a fool, but he wasn't as easily frightened as Elaine. But his anus still tightened for a moment, and he immediately asked, "What are you laughing at?"

　The devil smiled like a cat and wagged his tail. "Actually, we've already signed the contract."

　The clear voice of the girl seemed very innocent.

　Qi Xing heard this and couldn't help but feel horrified: "I don't have any impression of that."

　Fortunately, Elaine was more perceptive and knowledgeable in the field of demonology, and she immediately reacted: "Mr. Qi, could it be that you...had made a verbal agreement with her..."

　This has indeed been done.

　"I told her—'I'm not collecting power fragments for you, but you help me find power fragments so I can use them to change the world.' Then, she gave me a silver coin... Huh?! Does this count?"

　There was no signature, no stamp, no handshake, and he didn't even promise to give the devil anything. Instead, he made a request to the devil and took something. Does that count?

　This isn't the same as Qi Xing's impression of the devil's contract! ?

　When Elaine heard this, her vision went dark, and she was even more panicked than Qi Xing: "Do you think a contract is only valid if you sign it with a demon on parchment, idiot!?"

　It was actually completely normal for both of them to be so nervous all of a sudden.

　Because... this is a ridiculous world that seems to be made of butter, right?

　Qi Xing, a fourth-wall-breaking time traveler, knew that in this worldview, signing a pact with the devil would be like putting yourself on the line, like seeing Chekhov's gun hanging on the wall. Sooner or later, it would fire, and sooner or later, the bullet would fly. Ninety percent of this "plot development" was a trap!

　As for Elaine, although she didn't understand these supernatural things, as a perceptive person born and raised in this world, she knew that anyone who signed a contract with the devil, regardless of gender, would either kneel down and become Ahei's star slave, or simply become the Great Devil King Rip himself!

　It's like being in a horror movie world and watching videos you shouldn't watch and answering phone calls you shouldn't answer. The flags are already raised, so how can you not be afraid?

　Is there really that much difference between the world of yellow mire and the world of horror movies?

　Seeing the two of them terrified, Samael finally laughed out loud, holding her stomach. This time she didn't even need to try to use an evil tone, which made her laugh so hard that her stomach almost hurt.

　Very good. This is what Satan's life should be like.

　"Don't worry, Qi

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　Wake up. You defeated me once, so I will give you some face; you want me to help you find the silver coins, anyway, I don’t have much power in the human world.

　After laughing enough, Samael floated up and continued to say with a smile,

　"I have already promised to give you the power of the silver coin, so the only thing I can decide is how to give you the power."

　"What kind of 'method' do you mean?!"

　Qi Xing had an even more ominous premonition about this statement!

　"I won't give you any knowledge. You don't like the slow process of cultivating magical knowledge anyway. You don't need a particularly complicated functional spell table either. That's not your style."

　The devil slightly curled up the corners of her mouth, and that gentle smile was very dazzling. She was wearing a black dress and looked like an alternative Madonna.

　"So I'm going to use silver coins to teach you simpler and more direct magic."

　"Exclusive weapons, beautiful combat uniforms, the most commonly used spells like body enhancement, energy shield, and magic bullets. Based on your personal talents and mythical role, you will be given corresponding unique spells."

　"Look, isn't this a job you like very much?"

　Isn't this a magical girl you're talking about?!

　As soon as he finished speaking, the silver coin in Qi Xing's pocket began to heat up slightly. Qi Xing quickly took out the silver coin and took a look, only to find that the artifact was emitting a light golden glow, like the morning light.

　The light flowed out, wrapping around his entire body. The golden sun fire burned the remaining clothes on Qi Xing's body, which were already very tattered, into pieces, burning them all and scattering them into ashes.

　In an instant, Qi Xing became completely naked!

　"why!"

　However, before Qi Xing could scream out loud, they saw that the dust that fell all over the hotel room, on the floor and furniture, as well as Qi Xing's hair, dandruff, and most importantly, the blood shed in the battle, were all burned and regrown, growing into full and strong ears of wheat and wheat fields.

　In just a few seconds, the entire business suite had transformed into a miniature wheat field ripe for harvest! Why?!

　"Don't make a fuss. Aren't you a monk? Isn't this just a simple form-replacing method, where you use clothes to replace your body?"

　The evil loli was watching with great interest, and was unconcerned with Qi Xing's surprise.

　"Do you really want to turn your flesh and blood into bread and feed it to people alive? There are more than two thousand zombies waiting."

　Flesh turned into bread? More than 2,000 zombies?

　Qi Xing and Yi Lian were not stupid either. They reacted immediately and looked at each other in surprise.

　The two thousand or so zombies, of course, referred to those Qi Xing had previously given the poison to save the cruise ship. Qi Xing was going to cure them anyway, so Samael offering him a more convenient method was no bad idea.

　However, turning flesh and blood into wheat was originally a symbol of Osiris' power as the god of plants and harvest.

　What about making bread from flesh and blood for people to eat so that they can be resurrected from the dead?

　This story is such a classic.

　So much so that Qi Xing and Elaine couldn't pretend that Samael was just joking.

　The golden light of the transformation faded and the dust began to settle.

　Qi Xing stood up in the middle of the golden wheat field.

　He was wearing the new armor given to him by the Creator, and he looked majestic and awe-inspiring.

　Countless ancient runes are carved on its surface, all of which are prayers and praises written in hieroglyphics.

　Like a god descending to the earth.

　His face was that of a holy corpse.

　His weapons are like fiery gold.

　His voice was like rolling thunder.

　Elaine was stunned.

　Samael admired his majestic figure carefully and smiled slyly like a cat.

　Is everything that happened today her failure?

　Although she was severely beaten by the Advent for the second time, Samael did not consider herself a failure at all.

　How did Qi Xing defeat her in the final moment of today's battle? It was because he and Osiris were in sync.

　Because Osiris, Rep, and her hateful brother all sacrificed themselves to feed people, and they are people who are willing to make sacrifices for others.

　Samael had suffered enough. So this time she was going to try a different approach. She didn't want to be so foolish as to confront someone like her brother head-on.

　In fact, after today's communication, she has thought of some kind things that can benefit her goals, and she plans to start doing them from now on.

　This time, Samael wants the "Adventurers" from the upper world to become heroes trained by her own.

　She didn't want to fight him anymore, but as Isis, she wanted to sacrifice herself a little and help him to the throne of this world.

　Become her—yes, the emphasis is on her—God-King on earth and help her realize her great cause of creating a new world!

　Extra: Blessings to the World of Dirty Jokes

　The extra story is basically for fun, so please don't take it too seriously if there are any character breakdown issues.

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　The day after the cruise ship explosion.

　After Qi Xing rested for a night, he didn't delay any longer and went straight to treat - or should I say, resurrect - those who he had turned into zombies.

　They notified the "association" in advance, and the "association" contacted the secret department of the Japanese government for cooperation. Everyone harvested the wheat ears in the entire hotel room, hurriedly husked them and ground them into powder.

　Qi Xing scooped up the flour ground from the wheat transformed from his own blood. The flour that fell from his fingers shimmered like gold dust.

　“This makes

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　I want to have a bite myself.”

　He couldn't help but say.

　Elaine immediately shook her head: "Don't do that."

　Qi Xing could only watch helplessly as the Japanese police hired workers used the flour to make a mountain of flatbreads and stuffed them into the oven. No yeast was used, only freshly ground whole grain flour, salt, and water. The dough didn't rise much before it was baked.

　The baked bread is thick and solid, and it actually glitters like gold. Just looking at it will make your mouth water.

　Is it really not edible?

　Qi Xing couldn't help but turn his head to look at Elaine with a somewhat pitiful expression.

　Some people watching this might ask, "How dare you, the "strongest man in the world," be so fussy and demanding a woman's approval when eating?" Fuck!

　However, the answer is actually very realistic.

　Precisely because Qi Xing is "the strongest man in the world", one of the ultimate weapons of righteousness in this corrupt and evil world, he cannot eat anything carelessly!

　What if someone secretly put dirty things and obscene spells into the food he eats to control and use him, wouldn't the world be in great crisis?

　That's why the World Exorcist Association sent the exorcist nun Elaine to be Qi Xing's personal assistant.

　Not only is she an assistant in battle, not only is she Qi Xing's Western mysticism consultant, she can also handle all household chores, handle documents and reports, and official business - and when it comes to cooking, Elaine even has a license as a professional nutritionist and athlete trainer!

　Everything that Qi Xing eats must pass through her hands, so as to protect the safety of the people of the world!

　"No."

　So Elaine is very serious,

　"Unless there is absolutely no other choice, please do not eat something of unknown origin that may have been tampered with by demonic forces."

　This is indeed true. After all, Qi Xing is not without food to eat, so he doesn't have to eat bread made from this strange wheat.

　He could only watch as the staff cut the bread into pieces and distributed them to the two thousand unfortunate zombie tourists.

　Of course, the zombies didn't like to eat bread, but after it was forced into their mouths, their eyes immediately began to light up, and within ten minutes they recovered from their corpse transformation and turned into normal living people in a daze. Even the previous hypnosis and many injuries were eliminated.

　The staff quickly took them away in batches to erase their memories of the past few days and sent them back to their daily lives.

　“I’m tempted to order this wheat.”

　A supervisor of the "Association" could not help but sigh,

　"It will surely come in handy when treating the victims."

　Qi Xing felt the same way.

　But Elaine shook her head firmly: "It's okay to do some tests, but I don't recommend it for large-scale practical use yet. I will send the relevant reports to the Rome headquarters."

　Since the experts said so, the local director of the "association" naturally gave up.

　But Qi Xing couldn't help himself and asked Elaine privately: "Why? Do you know something else?"

　In fact, Elaine did know something else, something she didn't even dare to say.

　"Qi Xing, you should know that Osiris' sacrifice and flesh and blood symbolize the abundance that the Nile River brought to the Egyptians. The wheat he grew with his blood is a symbol of life, right?"