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Besides, it was just as Raven had worried. Charles had teamed up with the US military, and what if he handed Jean over? He had promised to take that poor girl to a safe place.

So the Beast followed Magneto's footsteps, and picked up the Joker, who was either trying to escape or going in the wrong direction, and followed him.

The group walked to the edge of the park, close to the road. With a "puff!", Professor X, Cyclops, and Storm, using Nightcrawler's teleportation ability, blocked Magneto and the others.

Before anyone on either side spoke, the clown said, "Hey, there's a bald head. Do you mind if I wax it? I think I can use it to replace the crystal ball and make good predictions."

Professor X's face turned black as he asked, "Eric, who are your new mutants?"

"Good God, it's not. You should ask Hank, that's who he brought."

The Beast looked embarrassed. But Professor X received the incredible answer from his consciousness, and he decided not to pursue the matter further. The last time he invaded this alien's mind, the result was too tragic. He didn't want to experience it again.

Turning his attention back to his old rival, Professor X said, "Eric, I don't care what Raven asks of you. Just leave. What's going on here has nothing to do with you."

Magneto said, "A fellow mutant was wronged and came to me for help. I regret that I did not lend a helping hand in time. I will not make such a mistake again. On the contrary, I want to ask you why you asked the US military for help?"

"Call the US military to deal with that group of people." Professor X pointed to the sky, where the meteor shower was still falling.

"But you seem to have mistaken the reinforcements you called for as my reinforcements. Do you think it would be useful to apologize and leave at this time? If it were useful, they would no longer be the US military." Magneto stated coldly.

Professor X said, "So don't you think you should leave to avoid further misunderstandings?"

"And then let you hand the piano over to them?"

"I can't do such a thing!" Professor X said angrily.

"Yes, old friend, I believe you. But I don't believe them." Magneto said meaningfully. He looked at the more American soldiers surrounding him from both sides. "What are you going to do when they insist on taking people away?"

Chapter 163 Street Fight

Even if the old enemies, the X-Men and the Brotherhood of Mutants, don't want to fight, the newly joined US military will help them make up their minds.

The first thing they did was greet each other with such enthusiasm and determination that Professor X had no time to even try to mediate. The American military during this period was incredibly arrogant, and this was clearly on display.

Moreover, some of the people who came up later brought equipment to fight against mutants, especially plastic bullets and plastic rifles that Magneto could not control.

Magneto is not one to take a beating and not fight back. In special circumstances, he might even be unable to resist with plastic bullets.

But on ordinary streets, metal products susceptible to magnetism are readily available. The entire world is his ally; this is his home turf. To defeat the heavily armed American forces, the battle-hardened Magneto possesses countless methods to achieve victory.

He casually controlled a car on the side of the road and blocked all the shooting of these people. This was because Magneto had no intention of killing, otherwise the car would have smashed into these soldiers, and if they were not killed, they would have been seriously injured.

His attitude is also the same as that of Honglian and Selene. They came to save their fellow mutants, not to fight to the death with the US military.

Not to mention the burden of Genosha Island behind them, it's impossible for them to act entirely based on likes and dislikes. Killing all these American soldiers is easy, but defending the last mutant homeland afterwards is difficult.

Honglian, who has South Pacific island indigenous ancestry, is not only big in size, but her long braid can also suddenly grow long and swing like a whip.

Although they are not as flexible as octopus tentacles, they are extremely powerful. A normal person will be sent flying if hit by them. If they happen to be thrown into the trajectory of a projectile, they can even deflect a bullet.

Selene's fighting style looked much simpler, he only used a dagger to fight. However, he fully utilized his psychic abilities, not deliberately trying to completely control others, but letting the soldiers move their guns away from him without noticing.

Simply put, even if he stood still, the American soldiers thought they had aimed their guns, but in the end the bullets would just grazed him because, according to the hint, his position was not actually where the soldiers were aiming.

However, Selene did not attack the soldiers, only occasionally defending against close enemies. He had a more important task, to control the elusive and erratic Night Walkers on the battlefield.

Because when Magneto led the Brotherhood of Mutants to fight back against the US military, the X-Men also took action at the same time. However, their purpose was not to defeat the enemy, but to prevent Magneto and others from causing greater damage, especially to the US soldiers.

There was no need to explain Cyclops and Storm, and they didn't even need Professor X to command them. As soon as Magneto made a move, they followed suit as if they had a stress response.

Unlike the previous two, Nightcrawler lacked the courage to engage in close combat. His strength lay in his ability to teleport, allowing him to quickly support and mobilize combat forces. This was especially true for Professor X, who was severely disabled and could barely navigate complex terrain using his wheelchair.

Selene's ability effectively caused Nightcrawler's teleportation location to deviate. However, Nightcrawler's ability required contact to activate with his companions, which in turn limited his ability to appear and disappear with the X-Men on the battlefield.

If the combat power of both sides is limited to this, then the X-Men plus the US military should have a slight advantage over the Brotherhood of Mutants.

But in this sudden battle, Beast Hank clearly stood on Magneto's side. Whether it was Cyclops or Storm, when they met this figure who was both their mentor and friend, they would always unconsciously hold back and then be beaten away.

On the one hand, the beast didn't have as many concerns as the two little guys.

Secondly, whether it is Cyclops or Storm, they can't hit the tough beast without using their ultimate skills, and they are afraid of causing too much damage when using their ultimate skills. In this situation, the only result is to be beaten away by the beast at close range.

Then the clown was sitting on the railing, holding a hot dog in each hand, eating it bit by bit.

Just when Cyclops finally couldn't help it, he used his visual shock wave to knock the beast away and prepared to join forces with the US soldiers to surround Magneto.

Unfortunately, Magneto, who was not afraid of the group attack at all, raised his hand and pulled out all the metal pipes underground indiscriminately, causing trouble for the people on the ground.

No one could ignore the threat under their feet and shoot with peace of mind. Some people were even entangled by gas pipes or some other pipelines.

Even those who refused to give up and continued to shoot had their weapons taken away by Magneto, leaving them powerless in the ensuing battle.

Those armed with plastic weapons were particularly targeted. Pipes extending from the ground crawled over them like snakes, not only entangling them but also holding them in place, rendering them unable to move.

This move also prevented Professor X from trying to control his wheelchair. He could only choose to continue the mental battle with Selene.

As an immortal witch and mutant, Selene is trapped in a period of magical decline, so her abilities have been greatly reduced. However, Professor X has been unable to help Nightcrawler escape the influence of Selene's psychic abilities, which shows that she is still powerful.

Of course, this also has to do with Professor X being very generous. Whenever he sees his own people in danger, he will choose to stop the opponent directly. He spends too much energy on unnecessary things.

The damaged ground certainly couldn't hinder Magneto's actions. He controlled the magnetic material on the soles of his shoes, allowing himself to float upwards, heading towards the house where Jean was located according to the intelligence.

The beast that had been blown away also returned to the battlefield at this time, using the roofs of cars on the road as stepping stones and leaping forward.

Cyclops was no American soldier, unable to move after being trapped. He flipped on his eye mask, lowered his head, and blasted the area around him, melting the wires that were entangled around him.

He was about to turn on the eye mask and use the visual shock wave to knock down Magneto who was floating in the air, but the beast pounced and interrupted Cyclops' attack.

Cyclops, enraged, no longer cared about the person in front of him. He used a visual shockwave to blast the beast away!

However, just as Cyclops was restrained, Magneto pulled a subway train from underground and blocked the door of Jean's apartment, preventing others from entering and interfering. He himself entered the apartment through the inside of the train.

At this time, the clown was showing off a box of evil pizza sprinkled with pineapple slices, drinking a bottle of fat house happy water in one hand.

Seeing the classic scene from the movie, he clapped his hands excitedly and cheered loudly. However, the food he hadn't swallowed sprayed everywhere, which looked a bit dirty.

The beast, blasted away by Cyclops, happened to fall next to Joker. He stared dumbfoundedly at this foreign aid designated by Riven, and suddenly felt a sense of absurdity about what the other party was doing here.

Chapter 164 Crazy Battle

"Why, you..." the beast asked dumbfoundedly.

The clown devoured the pizza in his hand in one gulp, sucking his fingers as he said, "I don't know. Anyway, no one wants to play with me, so I'll just take advantage of the opportunity to eat something. It should be okay to fill my stomach. Who told you that your airplane food is so bad?"

"But you..."

The Joker said confidently, "I'm not wearing an X-Men uniform, and the Brotherhood doesn't have a uniform. Anyway, when you guys started fighting, I just crouched down and dodged bullets like an ordinary citizen, and those soldiers treated me like a dead civilian."

"What do you think I do in Hollywood? You probably don't know how familiar I am with this job. Soldiers judge people by the threat, not by the strangeness of their clothes.

"Besides, I'm not the only one who stayed to watch the show. Look around, there are so many people.—"

The beast looked in the direction the clown pointed, and sure enough, there were quite a few unrelated people hiding and watching the fun.

"—Just look at your constant commotion. New Yorkers would have developed a strong heart long ago. If it were twenty years later, there would be even more people filming with their phones just to get more video traffic. Believe it or not."

If it was the Beast's human form, that is, Hank McCoy, perhaps the Joker's scolding would make Hank doubt his life, or at least feel embarrassed and awkward.

The beast form's personality hasn't changed drastically, but it is slightly different from its human form, being much more decisive and direct.

At least he didn't want to follow the Joker's perverse thinking, but said: "I hope you're full." Then he grabbed the head with the green slicked back hair with his big palm and threw it towards the American soldier!

Like a rolling log, he swept down two advancing soldiers in one breath. Looking at the man he was pinning down, the clown said, "If I say I didn't mean to do it, can you let me go?"

The soldiers' logic for judging friend or foe was quite simple. Even though it was not their own initiative, the Joker still knocked down two of them and didn't even plan to get up immediately!

So a soldier pointed his gun in front of the clown and shouted, "Don't move! Get out of there!"

"Well, have you noticed yourself that the two orders are contradictory? Which one should I obey?"

The American soldier, who was already tense because of facing the Brotherhood of Mutants, did not relax from the Joker's antics. He yelled hysterically and put his finger on the trigger, ready to shoot at any time.

But the mistake he made was getting too close to the clown, with the muzzle of his gun almost touching his forehead, but he didn't aim properly. Instead, he swung his gun left and right in panic.

There was no need to show any super speed. Seeing a gap, the clown dodged the gun. Then he grabbed the barrel and snatched the rifle away easily.

The clown, holding the gun barrel upside down, swung the gun like a club, knocking over the soldier whose rifle was taken away, in front of the astonished eyes of the soldiers.

Looking at such a record, he gently stroked the rifle in his hand and said softly, "Ah, you see, I'm very smart. I know that the weight of the rifle is all in the back half, and the barrel is lighter. So it hurts more when I hit someone with the butt.

"If it were reversed, the result would be different. If it hit someone, it might just not hurt. Oh, baby, since you use it so well, I'll give you a name."

The Joker looked at the rifle in his hand for a moment, and the battlefield suddenly became quiet and entered a strange atmosphere.

"Ahaha, I'll name you Destruction!" Satisfied, the Joker once again charged with his rifle, knocking down one American soldier after another. The battle began instantly.

In this kind of close-quarters combat, especially with the Joker interspersed within the formation, rifles are completely useless. Anyone who dares to shoot should be prepared to hit one of their own.

For the Joker, he only needs to move cleverly to make the soldiers afraid and afraid to shoot easily. Then he can hold the Destruction upside down and knock the soldiers over.

Unfortunately, modern rifles are not designed for this kind of thing. After hitting a few people, the whole gun fell apart!

Even the barrel of the gun in his hand was bent at a strange angle.

When the Joker dropped his broken rifle, three or five soldiers were already unconscious on the ground, and a few were shaking their heads, trying to clear their minds.

Picking up another rifle, Joker Chao also held it upside down. With the same gentle eyes and tone, he stroked the rifle and said, "Baby, I name you Destruction II. I hope you can stay with me longer than the first. Come on, soldiers!"

In the street fighting, with countless vehicles serving as cover, the Joker didn't need to demonstrate any speed or strength, relying on what others considered unparalleled luck to weave through the hail of bullets and knock down the soldiers with ease.

In reality, every move he made was the result of meticulous calculation, but with the help of his super brain, it seemed like intuition or the blessing of the goddess of luck.

But what is more frightening than a clown in weird costumes constantly knocking down soldiers with his rifle is the crazy and non-stop laughter.

The soldiers had never experienced a battle like this. It seemed that if everyone just tried harder, they would be able to defeat this crazy clown, but they always fell just short.

Although no one was fatally injured and was at most unconscious, the laughter was like a mockery of them, chilling everyone to the bone.

All this changed when a team of better-equipped assault infantry specifically designed to fight mutants joined the team.

They were equipped with electric shock paralysis guns, so they didn't have to worry about accidental injuries. Even if they shot their own people, the equipment they were wearing could prevent them from being paralyzed by the electric shock.

A large group of soldiers surrounded the Joker, while the other soldiers, who were under-equipped, dragged their fallen companions away.

The Destruction Rifle in his hand was probably the fifth or sixth generation, and the Joker held it at his sides with both hands as if it were a baseball bat.

He was originally scanning the American soldiers surrounding him with a vigilant look. Suddenly, the clown put down his gun and used it as a crutch. His eyes widened, a lewd smile appeared, and he started with the classic American joke: "Knock knock."

Unfortunately, the soldiers weren't fooled. They all fired at once! Over a dozen shock-paralyzing rounds hit the clown. He played along, pretending to be paralyzed by the shock, his whole body stiffening as he fell to the ground, twitching.

He was so cooperative because he had noticed through his super senses that all the mutants from the X-Men and Brotherhood had been taken down. The soldiers were also focused on capturing, not killing, the mutants.

When the soldiers put the mutant-controlling collar around the clown's neck with a tool similar to that used to catch dogs, the man pretending to be dead was looking forward to what would happen next. He was so excited that he almost revealed his flaws and whistled.

Chapter 165 The Moving Train

"My children used to admire you."

A soldier's sarcasm woke up the snoring Joker. He looked around and found that he was locked in a special prisoner seat with other mutants.

Everyone looked as if they had eaten dog shit, with grimace on their faces and their hands cuffed behind their backs. The position was extremely uncomfortable and not ergonomic at all.

But what really made everyone uncomfortable was the X-Gene Control Device on their necks. This device effectively suppressed everyone's mutant abilities. Even Omega-level mutants would become as obedient as kittens once the collar was on.

Judging from the vibrations of the movement, everyone was on a special railway train, and the military was preparing to transfer everyone to the Mutant Control Center. To put it bluntly, it was a prison specifically for mutants.

Hank McCoy, who had returned to his human form, heard the snoring stop. He glanced at the awakened Joker and said with a tone of helplessness and expectation:

"Finally woke up. You can sleep like a baby. I thought you were electrocuted. After all, you're the first one to take more than a dozen paralysis bullets in one go."

"I'm still growing, so eating well and sleeping well is necessary. Otherwise, what if I don't grow up? Will you be responsible?" The clown replied directly with lies.

Hank asked quietly, "Well, I was wondering, does the X-gene suppression collar work for you?"

"Ah, I'm so weak. Ah, I'm so sad." A clown spirit took over and shouted to the soldiers who ran to the front and back of the carriage to rest: "Hey, do you have any adult diapers? Please help me change them.

"The control collar you put on me is really effective. I feel like my bladder and anal sphincter are about to lose control and the contents are about to leak out. Yo, do you hear me?"

All the mutants, including the soldiers in the same compartment, looked in the same direction with disdain. Only Nightcrawler said worriedly, "Does the suppression collar really have this effect? ​​Why does my stomach feel weird too?"

Hank sighed and said, "Kurt, that was an illusion. You're fine."

Hank also knew that it was impossible to rely on this alien, who was probably not a mutant, to take action. Raven, the helper you nominated is really useless.

Magneto, his psychic helmet shattered into pieces, ignored the Joker's antics. Instead, he looked at his old friend and rival with a playful expression and said, "Charles, I thought the US military was your ally. How did you end up like me?"

Professor X said with a slight sullen look, "If we start a war in the city, this is the inevitable outcome. You alone can't cause such destruction. That's why I warned you long ago that a war between mutants will only be a lose-lose situation."

"Ha, you're talking as if the US military has no responsibility at all. Or as long as they raise their guns, we have no choice but to surrender? No matter what the reason is." Magneto said sarcastically.

Professor X said dissatisfiedly: "It is because of your actions that the whole thing got out of control and turned into this situation."