American Strategic Deception Bureau

　Oh my god! What kind of cuckold plot is this?

　Similarly, Joe DiMaggio's infatuated love for Marilyn Monroe has reached a level that ordinary people can only be moved by but find difficult to understand.

　Even though in the eight years after his divorce from Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn Monroe married three more times (twice secretly and once publicly), slept with at least 30 to 40 different men, and had completely lost her fertility due to multiple miscarriages and drug addiction.

　Even during the short nine months of her marriage to DiMaggio, Monroe had affairs with other men more than once.

　But Joe DiMaggio's love for Monroe remained deep and lasted until his death.

　Even during the years when Marilyn Monroe became someone else's wife, DiMaggio helped her time and time again without any regrets.

　After Marilyn Monroe divorced last year, DiMaggio launched a passionate pursuit of her again regardless of any consequences.

　Even though he knew that she was still sleeping with different men and even had an affair with the president, DiMaggio was still happy to do so.

　——Because of his love for Marilyn Monroe, this ironclad baseball hero was forced to live a humble life as a bootlicker...

　Oh, it turns out that there really are wife-doting bosses and "white moonlight" in women's novels in this world!

　As a Chinese time traveler in his previous life and an Irish Catholic in this life, Fili found it difficult to understand their dog-licking view of marriage and love.

　It seems that the only explanation is... the inferior nature of the Anglo-Saxons?

　Well, that’s not right. The situation is similar over there with the French, and they’re even more complicated.

　As early as the first half of the 19th century, when Alexandre Dumas fils wrote "The Lady of the Camellias," it was common for several Parisian men to pool their money to keep a courtesan. It even became fashionable. The women would use a calendar to schedule their time, sleeping with someone for a certain number of days each month, depending on how much money the sponsor paid.

　It's roughly equivalent to someone buying a quarter of her, someone buying a third of her, and someone only buying a tenth...

　If these Parisian socialites did not die young, it would not be difficult for them to find patrons to take over after retirement.

　How should I put it? It all comes down to one word: "chaos"!

　If there is a second word, it would be "green"!

　Of course, as the saying goes, "Everyone has their own preferences." Matters of the heart are like drinking water, only the person who drinks it knows whether it's hot or cold.

　In the past, there were cases in China where several poor brothers would marry one wife. But that was a helpless situation caused by poverty. Why would the rich do that?

　——I can’t understand it.

　However, although Fili's worldview was a little impacted by the habits of DiMaggio and other cuckold enthusiasts, he was not unable to accept them.

　Anyway, he wasn't asked to be a licking dog - this wasn't to say that Fili was sexist. If he had to lick Marita, he would be happy to stick out his tongue, provided that Marita was put in a slave collar, stripped naked, tied up, and locked in a small dark room, and then licked slowly...

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　In short, with the company of the infatuated and big bootlicker DiMaggio, Miss Monroe's mental healing problem can be temporarily put aside.

　So, Ferry focused his main energy on finances, trying to count Monroe's debts and assets, and then come up with a repayment plan.

　Then he discovered that Marilyn Monroe was really poor. Even when she was at her richest, her assets were less than one million.

　——I never expected that with Marilyn Monroe’s status in the entertainment industry, she could never even become a millionaire!

　Even more outrageous is that before this year, she had never owned any real estate, not even an apartment! The 190-square-meter bungalow she bought with a mortgage in Brentwood this year was the only house Marilyn Monroe ever bought!

　Before that, she either lived with her husband, in a hotel or a rented apartment, and even slept in attics and basements when she had no money.

　Compared with those Hollywood superstars who had luxury cars, yachts and big villas in the future, Marilyn Monroe was as poor as the little match girl!

　Can you believe it? Marilyn Monroe was a Los Angeles native, but she never owned a house in Beverly Hills!

　Of course, in the future, many luxury homes in Beverly Hills did use the selling point of "Marilyn Monroe once lived there."

　For example, Jackie Chan bought a mansion in Beverly Hills in the 1990s. When the seller was promoting the house, he boasted that Monroe had once lived there.

　But in fact, even if the seller did not lie, at most Monroe might have stayed in the house for one or two days when she came to visit.

　——According to this logic, Marilyn Monroe in this timeline once lived in the White House!

　Well, by the same logic, Fieri also lived in the White House;

　On the night the Cuban Missile Crisis broke out, he was detained in the White House to keep vigil.

　Even though she's a Los Angeles native, a fellow Hollywood resident of Fieri's, and not some outsider who traveled all the way to pursue her Hollywood dream, why does she still live like a Los Angeles migrant?

　In addition to real estate, Marilyn Monroe also had very few luxury goods around her. Her mink coats and jewelry were recently pawned. As for her fashion, they were worthless after being worn a few times - unless she could find a way to sell them to her ardent fans.

　But it wasn't easy, because the communication conditions were so poor back then. Even the top female star in the United States didn't have a decent fan club.

　Otherwise, as long as you find a group of Marilyn Monroe fans and get them moving, you can crowdfund a million dollars!

　Well, before, when she was not sure whether she could contact her "ex-husband" DiMaggio, Fieri had seriously considered whether she should rely on selling "Marilyn Monroe's original underwear and stockings" to get money for emergency - perhaps the CIA had a sales channel in this regard?

　Before they secured the drug supply, the CIA, severely short of money, became even more perverted in many ways than it would later be...

　Fortunately, with the generous donation from the bootlicker brother DiMaggio, Marilyn Monroe no longer has to worry about being poor.

　——When he heard that Monroe was on the verge of bankruptcy, DiMaggio immediately took out $30,000 without saying a word, paid off her mortgage and car loan, renewed her phone bill, and redeemed some of her jewelry from the pawnshop, so that she could maintain the style and wardrobe of a top American female star.

　Regarding the remaining debts caused by the failed investment, DiMaggio also found his agent and lawyer, and used Monroe's power of attorney to help negotiate.

　Generally speaking, banks have to give some face to a legendary baseball player and national spokesperson - as long as they are not crazy, not to mention that there are White House staff and CIA people to support them.

　Well, even if this bank is crazy, it doesn’t matter. There must be banks with normal brains willing to help and curry favor with the president.

　What? Are all the banks completely out of their minds? If that's the case, then America is doomed. Everyone should learn Russian and prepare to join the Communist Party!

　Two days later, Dr. Kissinger also flew from Washington to Los Angeles with two interns to meet up with Firi and his team.

　After consulting with Ferry, Dr. Kissinger, on behalf of the jokingly called "Office of the Chief Mistress," invited DiMaggio to join the small team serving Monroe and serve as her protector.

　Of course, there is no salary and you have to pay for your own travel expenses. The only benefit is that you can be with the goddess day and night.

　Simply put: Boss! Please work at your own expense! We're giving you a great opportunity to pursue your dream girl!

　In response to this, Joe DiMaggio, the legendary baseball player who was inducted into the Hall of Fame and the super infatuated bootlicker, of course...agreed to agree!

　It can be seen from this that in certain special circumstances, it is not impossible to let employees work at their own expense.

　Then, when he learned that Marilyn Monroe was about to go to Japan to participate in a goodwill diplomacy event, Mr. DiMaggio was overjoyed.

　——Eight years ago, when he married Monroe, they went to Japan for their honeymoon, wanting to experience some new and exotic scenery.

　Unfortunately, after the newlyweds arrived in Tokyo, before they had the chance to enjoy the scenery of this oriental island nation, Marilyn Monroe was tricked by an American military officer stationed in Japan into going to the Korean front to entertain the troops. From then on, she embarked on the road to fame and success.

　However, the Japan trip they had been planning for a long time was abandoned halfway and they were never able to complete the trip.

　For Joe DiMaggio, who is currently dreaming of remarrying Marilyn Monroe, being able to return to Japan with Monroe after eight years is equivalent to renewing their interrupted honeymoon, and also indicates that their marriage will be reconciled.

　Marilyn Monroe was also extremely excited about this and vowed to DiMaggio: "My dear, this time, I will definitely not run away to Korea again!" Her smile, as bright as a summer flower, made DiMaggio intoxicated for a while...

　Phiri and Dr. Kissinger were also very happy to see this - now, if they need money during the trip, there will be someone to advance the money!

　The higher-ups only allocated a mere $20,000 in funding. God knows if it's enough to take a large group of people and travel around overseas to show fashion shows for such a long time.

　Miss Monroe is now a bankrupt and Dr. Kissinger does not look like a rich man.

　Ferry had originally planned to grit his teeth and use his own money to fill the hole... But now, all the expenses are paid for by the great Mr. DiMaggio!

　——Give a big round of applause to this generous Mr. Bootlicker to express our gratitude!

　Feeling relieved, Firi asked Dr. Kissinger when they would leave for Japan.

　"We're scheduled to depart next week, so you'd better pack your bags as soon as possible. However, before we go to Japan, we have to go to Hawaii to give a performance for the Pacific Fleet and wait for Air Force Chief of Staff General Curtis LeMay in Hawaii."

　Dr. Kissinger said, "He will represent the Pentagon and join us in visiting Japan to conduct goodwill diplomacy activities with Japan."

　Nani? Li Mei? Japan? Goodwill? How do you put these three words together?

　Get up?

　Ferry's pupils trembled upon hearing this: LeMay visiting Japan? Admiral Curtis LeMay, the Tokyo barbecue master, is also going to Japan with Monroe?

　Are you sure, Dr. Kissinger? Are you sure this is really a goodwill diplomacy exercise and not some intimidation campaign?

　Author's words: PS: Hamas's technical level is really good. It was able to shoot down an Israeli drone, remove the storage card, collect intelligence, repair the captured drone, take off with its own remote control, secretly scout the latest Israeli military positions, and finally carry out artillery attacks.

　The speed and technique of flashing the phone are really proficient! It can be seen that driven by national hatred and family feuds, their learning ability is off the charts.

　He is no longer the traditional image of a madman who only knows how to use human bombs and truck bombs.

　Just like Toru Yamagami was able to hand-make an electric ignition assassination gun by himself, driven by hatred, a otaku can also transform into a handmade immortal.

　Chapter 165: General Li Mei also wants to go to Tokyo to meet an acquaintance

　Send Air Force Chief of Staff General Curtis LeMay to Tokyo, Japan to engage in goodwill diplomacy?

　Did something go wrong?

　This is no longer a case of the weasel paying a New Year's visit to the chicken, but rather an American barbecue master saying hello to Japanese ingredients!

　It's truly a joke from hell!

　——If we were to say who is the American most feared by Japanese subjects today, General LeMay would definitely be the first one.

　During World War II, he presided over the "LeMay Fire Offensive", the most famous of which was the "Tokyo Raid", which burned down half of Tokyo overnight, killing 100,000 Tokyo citizens and leaving millions homeless and crying all day long - the killing efficiency was even higher than that of the atomic bomb!

　The flames that shot up into the sky evaporated the river water, triggered a whirlwind of fire, and turned Tokyo into a Shura purgatory, leaving those who witnessed it with a vivid memory until their death.

　Besides the imperial capital of Tokyo, barbecue master General LeMay also burned down Osaka, Kobe, and Nagoya that year, as well as a slew of smaller cities across Japan, completely demolishing half of the country's old, dilapidated buildings. This was undoubtedly one of the most powerful demolition crews in history.

　From east to west and from south to north, there was little in Japan, with the exception of Kyoto, that was not burned by General LeMay in 1945.

　In other words, General LeMay had "acquaintances" not only in Tokyo, but all over Japan.

　It is said that General LeMay really wanted to burn down Kyoto at that time, but was forcibly dissuaded by a group of historians and cultural relics experts, who tearfully opposed his destruction of the cultural treasure of East Asia. At the same time, according to spy intelligence, Kyoto seemed to have no military industrial facilities, so he gave up.

　——In fact, this information is inaccurate. A considerable number of the balloon bombs that Japan used to "bomb the United States" at the end of the war were hand-made in Kyoto.

　And to be honest, even if Kyoto burned down during World War II, it wouldn't have been a big deal. Apart from killing a lot of people, it wouldn't have affected the value of its cultural relics much.

　Because as early as seventy years ago during the late Edo period, Kyoto had been burned down by the anti-shogunate army. There were also the even earlier Genpei War, the Nanboku-cho War, the Onin War, the Warring States Period... During this period, Kyoto was burned down countless times and renovated countless times, and even the location of the city was moved.

　In short, all the historical relics in Kyoto that were a little older and could be burned down had already been burned down before World War II.

　The remaining stone tablets, stone pagodas, stone lanterns, etc. could not be burned by the Japanese themselves or by the incendiary bombs of the US Air Force.

　According to incomplete statistics, a total of 50 people were burned to death in Japan by the "LeMay fire attack", and 800 million citizens were burned to the point of wandering around and hanging on walls in the streets.

　After the end of World War II, unlike those famous generals who retired from the army, General LeMay continued to remain active on the world stage.

　In 1948, he presided over the famous Berlin Airlift. This time, General LeMay came to Europe no longer as the angel of death who sent fire from heaven, but turned into a kind-hearted savior. He dispatched hundreds of transport planes from bases in Western European countries, loaded with urgently raised goods, to deliver food, clothing, medicine and fuel from the air to the citizens of West Berlin who were in financial difficulties due to the Soviet blockade.

　Especially those small parachutes with candies hanging on them floating down from the sky have become the most beautiful childhood memories in the hearts of countless German children.

　After this battle, the United States enjoyed a very good image in European public opinion, while the Soviet Union, which blockaded Berlin, was severely condemned by the international community.

　But this positive display of energy doesn't mean General Li Mei has become a bodhisattva. On the contrary, his demolition skills remain as strong as ever.

　In January of this year, after the Pentagon was unfortunately hit by a missile and sent into the hospital, General LeMay, right after receiving emergency treatment, presided over the nuclear explosion operation against Cuba in a wheelchair. He used one hydrogen bomb after another with a TNT equivalent of 900 million tons, plus a barrage of incendiary bombs and high-explosive bombs. In just a few dozen days, he razed all the slightly larger cities on the island of Cuba to the ground, and sent more than one million Cubans to heaven.

　——It is called "the second LeMay fire attack", "the super-enhanced version of LeMay fire attack", or "LeMay nuclear explosion"!

　Well, both the burning temperature and the killing efficiency seem to have been greatly improved compared to the fire attack on Tokyo seventeen years ago.

　Last time it took him half a year to burn to death 500,000 Japanese, but this time it took him less than a month to burn to death one million Cubans.

　Red Cuba, once a beacon of socialism in the Western Hemisphere, was burned alive by General LeMay and turned into Black Cuba in a radioactive wasteland!

　This shows that this barbecue master is still as skilled as ever. Compared to saving people, he is still better at and enjoys grilling people.

　Now the Pentagon has sent this popular killer to Japan with "American Sweetheart" Marilyn Monroe to engage in some kind of goodwill diplomacy.

　It's roughly equivalent to King Zhaoxiang of Qin during the Warring States Period, who sent Bai Qi, who had just buried 400,000 people in Changping, to go on a diplomatic mission to the State of Zhao...

　This is a threat, right? This is definitely a threat, right?

　"Yes, this is intimidation. Intimidation of the Japanese authorities."

　In response to Phiri's question, Dr. Kissinger nodded frankly, "Secretary Rusk believes that after the disastrous Cuban War, our country should project a peaceful atmosphere and refrain from abusing force in the short term, and the entire cabinet agrees with this view.

　But Pentagon generals say that even if we want to engage in friendly diplomacy, we must use both hard and soft tactics, using carrots and sticks. We cannot let East Asian countries misinterpret our "friendliness" as "weakness" - because Asia has not been peaceful in recent years.

　"Even in Japan, where the Seventh Fleet is stationed?" Firi frowned.

　"Yes, even Japan has made some unfriendly moves towards the United States in the past two years..."

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　As Dr. Kissinger said, since the 1960s, North America has been in constant conflict, and East Asia has been equally turbulent.

　It goes without saying that in Vietnam, the main battlefield of the "Bamboo Curtain" confrontation, the "special war" between the Viet Cong and President Ngo Dinh Diem was in full swing.

　South of the 38th parallel, South Korea also experienced two consecutive coups in 1960 and 1961. The first was a nationwide rebellion that overthrew Syngman Rhee, the "most despicable" founding father in East Asia. The second was when Park Chung-hee drove tanks into Seoul, established a military government, and started a dictatorship.

　The current US government is not sure whether a new coup will break out soon, so it can only watch and pay attention for the time being.