American Strategic Deception Bureau
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As far as I know, at least 500 "Tantric masters" have emerged in Los Angeles and San Francisco this year. After deducting those scammers who are deceiving the world and stealing their reputation, people with real superpowers like the girl just now should account for about half of them, or more than 200 people.
About thirty of them have acquired the ability to perform "sex therapy," while the rest have simply mastered better sex skills or can only heal themselves.
However, this number is still increasing rapidly. Because the threshold for learning and practicing Tantra is not high, many people can do it.
Fili thought for a moment and replied, "Even my second brother, Anthony, has recently started studying some strange Tantric scriptures!"
"Oh? Isn't this thing difficult to learn?" Dr. Kissinger couldn't help but become interested. "Can I try it?"
——Having just experienced extraordinary healing skills, as a smart man, his first reaction was naturally to want to master this power himself.
"You?" Fili took a look at Dr. Kissinger's visibly fat body and shook his head. "I'm afraid it won't work."
"Do you look down on my intelligence? Even though I'm old, my learning ability is not bad at all."
Kissinger snorted unhappily and boasted, "During these two years in Asia, I even found time to teach myself Chinese and Japanese!"
"Doctor, I know you're a top student, but cultivating superpowers doesn't just require a good brain!
The tantric scriptures themselves are not difficult to learn; the real difficulty lies in having a strong body!"
Fili spread his hands and said, "If you want to be a 'Tantric Master', a man must be very strong, at least have the physique of a school athlete. If you want to be a woman, her physique cannot be too bad either, and she must find a strong man with an athletic physique to sleep with her.
Because, to become a "Tantra Master," the minimum prerequisite is to be able to find a partner of the opposite sex and have sex for at least an hour straight! "Doctor, that cheerleader just now, from the time she followed you into the room until she was done, it only took about thirty minutes, right?"
Upon hearing this, "Fast Boy" Dr. Kissinger looked down at his slightly protruding belly and his face looked a little ugly.
“What’s more, for a successful person like you, becoming a “Tantric Master” is probably not a good thing.
Because becoming this kind of superpowered person also comes at a price - the Tantric master must not wear armor, cloak or cape; no robe; no vest, robe or shirt; no belt, no shoes, and other clothes must be worn as little as possible to keep the skin of the whole body exposed.
After all, a tantric master is also a type of ascetic, but this profession uses sexual intercourse as a means of attaining transcendental enlightenment. So, they don't abstain from sex, but they still have other precepts. "Doctor, can you walk around the White House barefoot, or attend university classes in just a tank top?"
As he spoke, he picked up the manuscript on the table and read it to Kissinger.
"Armor? Who wears armor these days?"
Dr. Kissinger muttered to himself as he leaned over to look at it. “What are you writing on your hand?”
"Ah, this is the report I wrote for the bureau on the investigation of esoteric psychics. I just started writing a draft."
Firi openly pushed the draft report in front of Kissinger. Although theoretically, such a report must be confidential and must not be seen by ordinary people, in reality... First, Kissinger is not an ordinary person, and second, the CIA is not as strict in guarding secrets as the legend says.
"Although no one wears armor anymore except actors, bulletproof vests are considered a modern form of armor. So once someone becomes a 'Tantra Master,' they can no longer serve in the military unless they go into battle shirtless. Also considered armor is the protective clothing worn by football players—there was a guy at USC who had to quit the football team after becoming a 'Tantra Master.'"
Fili continued, "What's even worse is that 'Tantra Masters' can't wear shoes. So one football player who had become a 'Tantra Master' had to quit the team. He couldn't play football barefoot, and if he put on shoes, his supernatural powers would disappear."
Swimmers, on the other hand, were not affected much, because for a "Tantric Master," swimming trunks and bikinis were still acceptable.
"There are so many types of clothing that a Tantric Master can't wear? And he has to expose as much skin as possible? Damn it!"
Kissinger quipped, “It would be better to practice nudism like Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.”
"Well, according to several major Tantric practice groups in USC, the best way to practice Tantric Buddhism is to remain completely nude. Therefore, with financial backers, they've been setting up nude beaches and camps around Los Angeles."
Fili replied, "Although some church clergy and traditionalists strongly oppose this, fearing that it will lead to moral corruption, they cannot stop these nude sports gatherings. They are approved by the relevant government departments in a flash - there are simply too many people who want to live forever!"
The only thing to be thankful for is that Russia's ice and snow are not very suitable for nude camps where people don't wear clothes. Therefore, for the time being, we don't have to worry about the Red Camp across the Iron Curtain quickly promoting Tantra in their countries and making Eastern Europe
Workers and soldiers have become superpowers..."
“Wait a minute, since the ‘Tantric Master’ originated in Los Angeles, shouldn’t we keep it under control domestically?” Kissinger asked.
"Unfortunately, we're afraid we can't block this 'Tantric Master's' extraordinary cultivation path, Doctor!"
Firi explained, "Among the first group of 'Tantric masters' who developed super powers were British, French, Mexicans and Italians. By the time the government realized they were real super powers, many foreign super powers had already left the United States and returned home."
But this thing can be taught, and they have probably already "taught" more "Tantra Masters" in their hometowns. Even if the US government wanted to prevent the spread and proliferation of this superpower, it would be impossible. Because Western European allies would definitely not cooperate with us on this matter.
And if all of Western Europe knows how to practice Tantric Master, then it’s only a matter of time before the Russians master it all…”
Author's words: PS: The Tantra in DND is very different from the real Tibetan Tantra and cannot be copied.
For example, in DND's Tantric Buddhism, shoes are forbidden. Would the monks be willing to go barefoot all day? DND's Tantric Buddhism generally prohibits clothing, requiring bare chests and prohibiting extravagant attire. Tibetan Tantric monks probably wouldn't be willing to dress so simply.
If you don't follow the precepts, your supernatural powers will be gone.
Of course, Japanese Tantric Buddhism is slightly less extreme, but if they were to switch to DND's Tantric rituals, it would probably be very awkward.
Next, I'll write about the spread of Tantra within the Red Camp—there were plenty of guerrillas too poor to afford shoes, and even more with promiscuous relationships between men and women. Once they were given the buffs of immunity to all diseases and poisons, and the ability to cure all ailments through sexual intercourse, wouldn't their combat effectiveness skyrocket?
Not to mention, if you take a vow of poverty, you can go on a fast without eating, which makes the supply problem much easier.
However, after practicing Tantric Buddhism, his combat effectiveness has improved, but his thoughts are probably confused, and the subsequent development is still very chaotic.
Chapter 331: The Tantric Master Who Abstains from Clothing
After hearing Fieri's explanation, Kissinger could only shake his head and sigh.
——It seems that it is inevitable that the extraordinary profession of "Tantric Master" will spread to the other side of the ocean.
Although the United States likes to be the world's policeman and exercise long-arm jurisdiction, and European countries generally choose to submit, it is just an ordinary dispute over interests.
When it comes to the issue of longevity, even the old men of the Japanese chaebol dare to show their teeth to the US military stationed in Japan, or make secret moves. Not to mention the arrogant French and British upper classes, who will definitely try their best to stop the Americans from destroying their dreams of immortality.
Thus, with the spread of "Tantra Masters" to various European countries, and the profession's extraordinary healing abilities confirmed to be miraculous, the United States could no longer hope to completely monopolize and control them—although Firi optimistically believed that the cold Russian climate made it impossible to escape the constraints of clothing, and that the Soviet Union would inevitably fall behind the United States in the supernatural power competition. However, Kissinger, a German-born Jew, was not so optimistic.
"Don't take it lightly, Fili. There are also many nudist camps on the other side of the Iron Curtain, in Russia and East Germany. Germans have a long tradition of nude sports and hiking. Even during the Nazi era, German nudist camps continued to operate."
Kissinger warned Firi, "I've seen all of this with my own eyes! So they also have the foundation for practicing Tantra!"
"Ah, Doctor, I know that Germans like to have nude camps and Russian girls like to take off their clothes and sunbathe outside."
"But what does it matter? The climate and environment of those countries on the other side of the Iron Curtain will not change because of this," Firi said.
In Eastern Europe and Russia, where winters are extremely cold, nudist camps can only be held in the summer. They can only enjoy the nude life without clothes and without restrictions for a few months each year. When the weather turns cold, Russian nudists have to put on clothes and go home again.
However, once a "Tantric Master" takes off his clothes and shoes, he cannot put them on again, otherwise he will break his vows and lose his superpowers.
In the United States, these nudist extraordinary people who do not wear clothes or shoes can move to Florida, Hawaii, southern California and Arizona, or Puerto Rico in the Caribbean without worrying about the cold even in winter.
But what about cold Russia? Winter temperatures were too low to justify nudity anywhere in the Soviet Union, so where could a Soviet "Tantric master" escape the cold? Even wearing shoes and a coat to avoid the cold would be a violation of their vows!
(The Soviet Union was indeed larger than Russia, but even in Azerbaijan and Armenia, as far south as the Soviet Union, winters were still quite cold.)
Although becoming a "Tantric Master" does make one stronger and more resistant to cold, this is limited, as no one can survive the long Russian winter naked.
If one must practice Tantra, Soviet Tantric masters would have to spend at least seven or eight months a year in heated rooms, or the Kremlin would fund the construction of a massive tropical greenhouse for them... But none of this compares to the naturally tropical United States!"
"Okay, I'll listen to you.
It is said that when it comes to practicing Tantric Buddhism, my country does have a unique advantage over the Soviet Union.
Kissinger thought for a moment, then reluctantly nodded and said, "When I was in Asia, I also interacted with some monks and visited many Buddhist temples. However, this 'Tantra' that can truly give people superpowers is very different from the Asian Buddhism I know.
Instead of quitting drinking, getting married, having sex, or killing, he actually quit wearing clothes and shoes!
Well, giving up clothing seems to be a variation of maintaining poverty. After all, fashionable men and women alike like to spend a lot of money on clothes and appearances. If we can get them to wear less clothes and no shoes, then we can naturally save a lot of money.
"It seems that you are right to understand it this way." Fili continued.
"Let me take another look... Eh? Are there actually different levels of 'Tantric Masters'?"
Kissinger picked up another piece of draft paper written by Ferry, glanced at it, and then asked with interest.
"Yes, according to my interviews with several 'Tantra Masters,' the first level of Tantra practice simply allows one to become better at sex and more attractive to the opposite sex. Strictly speaking, one doesn't acquire any true supernatural abilities."
Fili nodded and replied, "But most people can easily reach level 2 and master the rather useless supernatural skill 'Touch of Joy' by simply staying naked and having sex with their partner for two or three days without doing anything else."
“A touch of joy? What is that?” Kissinger asked.
"A technique used in bed to bring a partner to a climax of excitement and pleasure using only the touch of the hands."
"Ah, is this considered a superpower? I heard that many top prostitutes and great lovers also have similar tricks." Kissinger looked a little embarrassed.
"So, this is just a rubbish skill. Other than making people feel better in bed, it's hard to say whether it's even considered extraordinary."
Fili nodded in agreement. "However, if one can comprehend the Tantric principles and diligently practice sex skills, and upgrade to Tantric Master Level 3, one will be able to master a truly extraordinary skill: 'Immunity to STDs' - from syphilis to gonorrhea, all STDs will be powerless against him or her."
Unfortunately, this immunity is limited to STDs and does not protect against other diseases.”
(AIDS did not exist in the 1960s; it was a new terminal disease that spread around the world 20 years later.)
"Immune to all STDs? This is indeed a genuine superpower, but only those who practice Tantric Buddhism can benefit from it."
Dr. Kissinger touched his chin and asked, "What level of Tantric Buddhism is the girl who just treated me?"
"Her? She's a 4th-level Tantric Master. She's mastered the art of sexual healing, and can heal herself or her partner during intercourse."
Firi replied, "Currently, less than one-fifth of Tantric masters have reached this level of cultivation."
"What specific diseases can this, uh, 'love therapy' treat?" Kissinger asked again.
“In theory, it can cure all diseases, but the specific effect varies from person to person, and is related to the master’s own cultivation and the patient’s own quality.
Generally speaking, the older the patient, the worse the treatment effect - if the male patient is too old to get an erection, then there is no cure.
After all, a "Tantric master" cannot simply wave his hand and release a ball of light to cure people. Instead, the patient must have sex with the master!
Moreover, Tantric skills are very taboo against homosexuality. Once a man is involved, the "Tantric Master" will lose his superpowers and will not be able to regain them.
Therefore, old men who have lost their sexual ability and eunuchs with impotence cannot enjoy this extraordinary treatment.
Next, "sex therapy" is most targeted at treating STDs, and its effectiveness is incredibly high. However, serious illnesses unrelated to STDs, such as cancer and heart disease, often require multiple treatments to recover, and there's no guarantee they'll recur.
Of course, common chronic diseases like rheumatism, gout, diabetes, and hepatitis can basically be cured instantly."
Firi's introduction made Kissinger's eyes light up.
"Diabetes can be cured? That's great. There are at least hundreds of thousands of people in this country who are willing to pay a high price to have sex with a master."
Although insulin is now available and can prolong the life of diabetics, strictly speaking, it only keeps them alive and does not cure the disease.
Even if diabetics can inject insulin regularly, their quality of life cannot be compared with that of normal people, and their work will also be affected.
Besides diabetes, there are many other chronic diseases that, with current medical technology, can only prolong the patient's life. If a supernatural cure could be achieved instantly, I believe many wealthy people would be willing to spend a fortune on it.
Of course, these powerful people will also use their social influence to pave the way and cover up some of the "Tantric masters'" practice methods that go against traditional morality - there is great terror between life and death, as long as it involves one's own life, even the most moralist will instantly become a double-standard dog.
After all, it may not be easy to learn good things in this world, but would it be difficult to learn bad things?
In addition to treating diseases, "sexual therapy" can also treat trauma. A "Tantric master" used this method to save his girlfriend who was shot.
The girl's skin and flesh grew back instantly, pushing the bullet out directly without leaving even a scar.
There are also cases of people who have sexually abused paralyzed patients until they can walk again, and those who have abused the mute until they can speak again. If Tantra had been around during the time of President Roosevelt, he probably wouldn't have had to declare war on the Axis powers while sitting in a wheelchair, right?
Fili went on to say, "Of course, while 'sex therapy' is miraculous, it also has its limits. Lost limbs, missing organs, generally speaking, cannot be regrown through 'sex therapy.'"
Although my research revealed a case at the University of Southern California where a blind woman was "sexed" into regaining her sight, the patient only had a lesion in the eye. If the eyeball is already gone and has been replaced with a glass prosthesis, "sex therapy" is powerless.
As for whether it is possible to make a fool smart? No relevant real cases have been collected yet, and further investigation and experiments are needed..."
Well, that sounds good, but those men who are seriously injured and need emergency treatment are probably already unconscious, right? How can they get an erection and have sex with a woman? Dr. Kissinger thought, stroking his chin.
On the other hand, as long as an injured woman is still alive, it does not prevent a man from "penetrating her with his dick".
Hehe, even if the person has died, you can still "shoot while the heat is on" - maybe you can even bring the dead person back to life!
However, even if only "sex therapy" is used to save the woman, the scene and style... are still a bit hard to accept!
Dr. Kissinger just imagined it a little and felt it was very interesting.
--At the scene of a car accident or a shooting, when encountering a seriously injured female victim who has lost too much blood and is half-dead, the "Tantric Master" of the rescue team immediately strips off the woman's pants and resorts to "corpse rape" instead of rescuing her?
Well, let’s not talk about the failed rescue for now. If the woman is really rescued, or "raped alive", what should be done afterwards?
Moreover, if the Tantric master himself is injured or sick, the treatment method is to find a woman to have sex with, or find a man to have sex with himself (female master)?
Well, based on the skills of a Tantric master, generally speaking, it should not be difficult to find someone of the opposite sex to have sex with.
But if someone has a terminally ill child, would they be willing to hire a "Tantric master" to rape their daughter in the hope of "removing her hymen and curing her illness"? Even more problematic, if the parents later regret the act and a dispute arises, how would the law handle this situation?
Should we blame the parents for being shameless and ungrateful, or should we blame the "Tantric master" for abusing a young girl and being a beast in human form?
Oh, it gives me a headache just thinking about it!
Anyway, no matter what the parties involved think, the Medical Association will definitely demand a heavy sentence to serve as a warning to others - haha, I guess, in recent months, courts across the United States must have piled up a lot of lawsuits attempting to accuse these "Tantric masters" of "practicing medicine illegally", right?
In this world, colleagues are always the biggest enemies!
Dr. Kissinger sighed, gathering his scattered thoughts and continuing to read the draft of Ferry's report. "A Level 4 Tantric Master can master sexual healing techniques, so what happens if one reaches Level 5?"
"A tantric master who reaches level 5 can gain the extraordinary skill of 'genital enhancement'. A man's penis becomes bigger, harder, and more firm, and a woman's vagina becomes tighter and more durable - but only the master can enjoy the benefits, and cannot grant them to others."
"Well, after looking around, it seems that only this 'sex therapy' is of value, but that's enough."
Dr. Kissinger sighed and said, "What if I reach level 6?"
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