American Strategic Deception Bureau

　Clinton's solution was to go to the UK to study for a master's degree in order to avoid military service. Trump's method was even more unethical. He asked the doctor to forge his medical records, saying that he had bone spurs on his knees and could not bend them, so he could not serve in the army - but he had even joined the football team in college!

　Not to mention that more than half a century later, when Trump was dodging bullets on the podium, his movements were truly stunning.

　There is no sign that the King of Taiwan suffers from the same problem as the British soldiers described in the memorials of Qing officials during the Opium War, that is, "stiff knees that cannot bend."

　After hearing what Fili said, Mailang was stunned, and then he started swearing and cursing.

　The general idea is that he is cursing fate for being too stingy to him and making his life so hard.

　Ferry remained calm on the surface, but sighed in disappointment in his heart.

　Alas, this is the weakness of hippies. They seem cynical, but in fact they are just self-righteous while kneeling and punching.

　He blames this and that all day long, as if he is the only one awake while the rest of the world is in chaos. In reality, he can't even support himself and can only rely on his parents or welfare.

　They can't even come up with a plan to improve society. They just blame others and numb themselves with drugs, rock music and sex.

　Apart from making social morals more degenerate, how much actual progressive impact can a "left-wing movement" like this have?

　After watching Mailang continue to curse for a while, Fili came over and whispered to him, "Hiding in the basement is not a solution after all, kid. Malibu is not a place suitable for you. You can only survive here.

　If you don't want to be charged with desertion forever and bring shame to your mother and family, you might as well cooperate with the CIA!

　You don't need to go abroad to be a spy! The CIA has several refugee camps in the California desert, and the secret farms attached to the refugee camps are in great need of your skills in growing cunts. There are also many horny women there who need you, a "Tantra Master," to comfort their emotions and bodies..."

　Upon hearing Firi's invitation, Mailang, a seemingly anti-imperialist and anti-capitalist left-wing youth, couldn't help but hesitate.

　——Who says that behind most cynicism, the real essence is often selfishness?

　Chapter 364, Vietnam War Special: Hidden Young Meat!

　Ferry's oceanfront castle villa in Malibu Beach, Los Angeles

　Fili and Marita sat together in the spacious living room on the third floor, facing the sea breeze blowing in from the window, enjoying another leisurely afternoon.

　"In the Monroe Manor next door, there's also a man hiding in the basement? A draft dodger?

　Ah, it feels just like the European countries during World War II, secretly hiding Jews behind the Nazi Party’s backs.

　This is history repeating itself! Will the American Gestapo arrest them and throw them into concentration camps?

　Marita casually complained to Feri while flipping through a copy of "The Diary of Anne Frank".

　——During the Second World War, which was not too far away from now, facing the policy of persecution by Nazi Germany, there was a group of tenacious Jews in European countries. In order to avoid being sent to concentration camps and taking gas baths, they hid from place to place, relying on the protection of kind people and friends, and tried their best to survive.

　Some of them obtained fake documents, escaped from the Jewish ghetto, and pretended not to be Jewish - Jewish men had to be circumcised, and their identity would be exposed when they took off their pants; but Jewish women did not have such obvious physical features, so it was relatively easier for them to disguise themselves as other nationalities.

　Other Jews relied on the help of friends and kind-hearted people, hid in their homes, and lived in attics, cellars, and closets. They relied on the help of these kind-hearted people to maintain their lives, or hid at home to do some manual work, such as knitting, and struggled to survive.

　The war years they spent in fear are described in detail in the famous book "The Diary of Anne Frank".

　The total number of Jews who hid themselves as described in "The Diary of Anne Frank" in the whole of Europe was actually not small.

　Even in Berlin, the capital of the Third Reich, there were 5000 to 7000 Jews who managed to hide.

　Moreover, at least 3000 Jews survived in war-torn Berlin until the end of World War II.

　Especially for Marita, a German girl whose father was a submarine commander and whose mother was an Allied spy, the experience of European Jews hiding and living in secret rooms during World War II as described in "The Diary of Anne Frank" was not hearsay, but a true story that she witnessed with her own eyes.

　because,"

　Anne Frank, the Jewish girl and author of "The Diary of Anne Frank," was dragged out of her hiding place in the company attic and imprisoned in the Belsen concentration camp. However, she was imprisoned together with Marita, whose family was arrested at about the same time. The two could be considered fellow prisoners who shared the same suffering.

　The only difference is that the German girl Marita walked out of the concentration camp alive, while the Jewish girl Anne died in it.

　Marita also boasted that when she was five years old that cold spring, she and her friends dug a hole to bury Anne.

　In fact, Anne Frank stubbornly lived until April 15, 1945, just over half a month before Germany surrendered.

　Unfortunately, this unfortunate little girl finally collapsed at the moment before dawn.

　Of course, if she had managed to survive and immigrated to Israel after the war, whether she would have become a female butcher who slaughtered Arabs or an evil Jewish blood witch is probably still an unknown: as we all know, Jews never know how to be grateful and are keen to repay kindness with hatred...

　Furthermore, the Zionist Organization, which founded Israel, itself had close ties to the Nazis. Even before the Nazis' fall, they had long collaborated with the Nazis in identifying, hunting down, and persecuting their fellow Jews, attempting to make it impossible for Jews to survive in Europe and force them to come to Palestine as cannon fodder.

　Those famous founders of Israel in the future all served as Hitler's running dogs and accomplices for a period of time.

　From this perspective, it seems that the Jews suffered the Holocaust because they brought it upon themselves and deserved it, and they do not deserve any sympathy at all?

　Well, let's get back to the topic. Today, American young men are fleeing all over the world and hiding in order to avoid military service and not participate in the Vietnam War. From a certain perspective, this is indeed the same as the European Jews who had to hide in various corners to avoid being hunted down by the Nazis.

　Some of these young Americans were simply afraid of death and believed that fighting in Vietnam was meaningless to both the country and themselves. The U.S. military implemented a system of separation of officers and soldiers. If you had not attended military school and just enlisted as a private, then no matter how many merits you had, you would not be promoted.

　In this situation, if you want to get the honest sons and daughters of the American flag to obediently enlist and sacrifice their lives, you have to rely on patriotism. If the political propaganda goes wrong and makes these honest sons and daughters doubt the justice of the war, and if you can't bribe them with sufficient benefits, then these awakened young people will have great resistance to enlistment and regard draft evasion as a just act.

　In many countries, committing a crime isn't necessarily considered a stigma. Duterte boasted during his campaign about shooting a classmate in middle school, and was still considered cool. Clinton boasted during his presidential campaign about his opposition to the Vietnam War and his draft dodging, and no one could use that stigma against him.

　There are also some young Americans who have developed super powers by working hard day and night and riding on women, and have advanced to become "Tantra Masters". Just as they are about to enjoy the benefits of their super powers, they suddenly receive a conscription notice - who would be willing to do this?

　While a "Tantric Master" doesn't abstain from killing, and you wouldn't break the precepts even if you became a chainsaw killer, this "Tantric Master" has to abstain from clothing. The moment you put on shoes and camouflage clothing, you'll instantly break the precepts, losing your hard-earned superpowers and suffering the consequences.

　It is obviously impossible for the US military to allow new recruits to dress up as naked warriors like ancient Roman gladiators and embarrass themselves in Vietnam.

　Therefore, they all decisively evaded military service and began to hide from place to place, just like the European Jews during World War II.

　However, the U.S. government's efforts to hunt them down were clearly not as exaggerated as when Nazi Germany hunted down Jews.

　"People who evade military service will have their records recorded unless someone clears their criminal records. Otherwise, they will be socially dead, just like homeless people. As for physically capturing or eliminating them, I'm afraid the police and the FBI won't be that motivated," Fili replied.

　While Nazi Germany's Gestapo were perhaps as excited as a rocket about capturing Jews, even offering generous rewards, post-World War II American police and the FBI seemed somewhat less interested in apprehending young draft dodgers.

　After all, in order to survive, they have voluntarily committed social suicide, given up their academic qualifications, and ended up in a status almost the same as that of a homeless person.

　As the world's hegemon, the US military, no matter how much it has lost value, should not be so poor that it has to capture homeless people as conscripts, right?

　(During the Civil War, the federal government did arrest homeless people and take them directly to the front lines to participate in the firing squad.)

　Of course, if someone really reports it, or if the police run into these draft dodgers during patrol, they should still arrest them.

　Well, probably?

　As for the FBI? The FBI is not the Soviet Cheka.

　The White House is already worried about Director Hoover having too much power, so how could it dare to give him the power to search for draft dodgers across the United States?

　"Master, is the male college student hiding in the basement of the manor next door a 'Tantric Master'?"

　Isabelle, who was squatting naked under Fili's crotch and serving him with her tongue, spat out the gag in her mouth and asked curiously, "I remember you said before that the army gives preferential treatment to people with super powers when recruiting. They don't have to fight the Vietcong at all, they just need to fuck women everywhere.

　If that's the case, why is he avoiding military service?"

　"Ah, it's true that the military does give preferential treatment to 'Tantra Masters' who have mastered 'Sexual Healing'. But mastering 'Sexual Healing' requires cultivation to level 4, and that Mai Lang hiding in the basement next door is stuck at level 3 and can't advance."

　So, he only has some tricks to please women in bed, but he doesn’t have a cure-all.”

　Firi explained, "There are now thousands of 'Tantra Masters' in various states across the United States. With so many of these superpowered individuals, their value is naturally low. The military currently offers no preferential treatment to low-level 'Tantra Masters' who enlist."

　If Mailang had obediently joined the army, he would have been forced to wear shoes, breaking his rules, losing his extraordinary abilities, and becoming an ordinary cannon fodder.

　So, as soon as he received the draft notice, he begged Zoe for help. She let him hide in the basement of the manor next door, where he relied on his sexual skills to please the women who came to him for support, while also tending to the narcotic plants there. But I didn't want the spa next door to become a "duck shop" and attract angry husbands. So, I sent him to a refugee camp in the desert to continue having sex with women and growing "herbs"...

　In reality, not to mention the 3rd and lower level Tantric masters who didn't receive any preferential treatment, they would definitely skip the military service to preserve their powers. Even the 4th and 5th level Tantric masters, who were said to receive preferential treatment, would usually run away as a first step to avoid being drafted if they heard they were going to be drafted.

　Because they are really afraid that the government or the military will take them to some strange laboratory and use them for human experiments!

　Alas, Americans do not trust the government and believe that the government will definitely not do its job. This is a fine tradition since ancient times.

　This does not conflict with the rednecks' love of singing patriotic tunes: being patriotic does not mean trusting the government!

　After all, the federal government in Washington is really not trustworthy!

　The U.S. government's history of treating its people in various dark ways is truly egregious and cannot be washed away at all.

　Given the federal government's consistent lack of credibility, male "Tantric Masters" across the United States, no matter how high their level of practice, usually have the first reaction of running away as soon as they receive a draft notice, begging a wealthy woman they know or their own girlfriend to take them in and support them.

　There is no other way. The profession of "Tantric Master" requires not only abstention from wearing clothes and shoes, but also prohibits dual cultivation between men and women!

　However, generally speaking, those "Tantric masters" who evaded military service can basically find kind ladies who are willing to take them in and support them.

　Those 4th or 5th level Tantric masters who have mastered the art of "sexual healing" are undoubtedly more sought after than Tang Sanzang's flesh—no matter what kind of woman, just one sexual encounter with this man will instantly cure all her ailments! What a temptation!

　As long as you keep one of these at home, it's like having a cash cow! You can even act like a mama-san and solicit female patients for medical treatment!

　Even if they are level 1, 2, or 3 "Tantra Masters", although they cannot use "sex therapy", their skills in bed alone are enough to make many ladies fall in love with them, and they will protect and support them at all costs.

　To become a Tantric Master, both men and women must pass a Charisma test. If a man isn't handsome enough to have a high appearance, he or she will definitely not be able to advance to the Tantric Master level. Even if he or she is incredibly strong and powerful, it won't work!

　Therefore, even the lowest-level 1st-level Tantric masters have handsome looks comparable to Hollywood movie stars, as well as long-lasting and strong sexual functions and extraordinary skills in bed, which are enough to make women of all ages drool.

　Then, just like many boys with overflowing hormones, they have fantasized about a beautiful girl falling from the sky and becoming their hidden slave.

　Haven't those hungry widows and wives ever fantasized about a handsome young man falling from the sky and becoming their own hidden treasure?

　——During World War II, European countries occupied by Nazi Germany had to obtain everything from food to fuel according to wartime rations. The people of various countries who struggled under the Nazi iron hoof could not even get enough to eat, but some of them could still squeeze out food from their teeth to feed the Jews hiding in their homes.

　During the Vietnam War, the American people were prosperous, daily necessities were plentiful, and food was especially cheap. Even an ordinary middle-class woman could easily afford to keep someone at home and provide them with food and drink every day—think of it as raising a large dog to relieve loneliness!

　Moreover, in the past few years, coinciding with the peak of nuclear crisis and nuclear terror, the concepts of nuclear war, radioactive wasteland, and doomsday survival have truly taken root in the United States. Construction is booming across the country, and people are everywhere expanding cellars, digging private shelters, and stockpiling canned food.

　——An underground shelter to prevent nuclear war would also be great if used to hide fugitives!

　The nuclear war that would destroy modern civilization hasn't happened yet, but the handsome guys fleeing the Vietnam War have arrived. Rich women who want to shelter extraordinary people and keep young men can now happily open the doors of their underground shelters and say, "My basement is pretty big!"

　In this way, you can not only do good deeds but also satisfy your personal desires, and get double satisfaction in mind and body!

　For those lonely women, there is nothing better or more romantic than this!

　Well, there is even an American female writer who used this as a theme to write a romantic novel about a young man who evaded military service and the hostess who took him in. The title is "Prison Love".

　”, and was serialized and recited on radio stations, and was widely praised for its closeness to current affairs…

　Author's Note: PS: Before the internet, novels in the US and UK that couldn't find a publishing outlet would often try to get their work published on private radio stations, with announcers reading their scripts to the audience. Some novels found success this way.

　It is roughly equivalent to today's blogs and public accounts.

　Chapter 365: The Foolish Commander is actually me?

　Malibu Beach, Marilyn Monroe's nude beauty spa

　Under the swaying palm trees and among the white marble colonnades, you can vaguely see the graceful bodies of women appearing and disappearing.

　- Although Marilyn Monroe moved to San Francisco with her husband, the handsome young man, Myron, who had been hiding in the basement of a club to evade military service, was sent to a refugee camp in the Sonoran Desert to volunteer in order to clear his name.

　However, ladies who are keen on beauty and want to restore their youth still come here in an endless stream to enjoy the wonderful spa services.

　As a result, as the number of customers continued to increase, several of the maids in the manor were taken to San Francisco by Marilyn Monroe, which resulted in a shortage of staff to provide spa services to female guests.

　Zoe, the witch who took over the spa, recruited and trained new people, and asked Fili, the big boss behind the scenes, for help to find someone to take over the shift temporarily.

　Fili felt that this seemed like a good opportunity to allow the female slaves in his home to have some safe contact with the outside world, so that they wouldn't be stuck in the small space of the house, completely cut off from the outside world, and then have all kinds of crazy thoughts and develop some troublesome psychological problems.

　So, Zhao Qiuniang, the former "Viet Cong" lady, finally had a chance to go out of the house and get some fresh air after being enslaved, coming to the United States, and being kept naked for three years, or "learning English in a closed environment" for three years.

　Although it was just walking naked to the next estate and serving other equally naked American women to bathe and cleanse themselves.

　But this still made Zhao Qiuniang's heart filled with a little excitement and joy.

　——It’s a novel experience to be able to step out of the small world of daily life and meet all kinds of exotic women, right?

　Unfortunately, after a day of hard work, the excitement and anticipation in her heart burst like a soap bubble.

　"Mrs. Besson, please turn over and raise your hands! It's time to shave!"

　Zhao Qiuniang wiped the sweat from her forehead and said wearily, "She had just washed and rubbed with a towel, applying soap and rinsing with water, finally scrubbing off the years of dirt on this French woman. Her arms were almost cramped from exhaustion."

　She secretly felt sorry for the young woman before her. Although she looked truly beautiful from a distance, with her blonde hair, blue eyes, fair complexion, and deep features, she was truly picturesque. However, as soon as she got closer and touched her, she discovered that her skin was extremely rough, with many bumps and bumps. She also seemed to rarely bathe, and was covered in dirt. From a distance, she could smell the pungent odor of sweat and fox.

　No matter how much perfume you spray, it can't be completely covered up - the smell of perfume mixed with body odor makes it even more pungent.

　What made Zhao Qiuniang even more depressed was that among the ladies and girls who served her with bath scrubbing and massage today, not just one or two had body odor, but all of them did so, which made her sense of smell suffer all day long, and her fantasy of the superiority of white people was shattered.

　"Well, is it done? It was pretty quick."

　Mrs. Besson, who was originally lying on her stomach, mumbled sleepily twice, turned over obediently, put her hands behind her head, and exposed her armpits.

　Zhao Qiuniang pinched her nose and leaned in for a closer look. She found the woman's armpits were clean-shaven, needing no cleaning, though a faint body odor lingered. Then, she leaned over to peer at her crotch. The lush grass and strong scent before her made her feel a little dizzy.

　"Madam, your hair is so thick! Even your butt is hairy." She stroked Mrs. Besson's furry pubic area, which looked like it was wearing a mink thong. "Don't worry, we don't use a razor, so we won't hurt your delicate skin."

　Then, Zhao Qiuniang took out a large bottle of purple ointment, dipped a small brush in it, and then carefully applied it from Mrs. Besson's coccyx to below the navel.

　The cool ointment touched Mrs. Besson's lower body, which had just been washed with hot water. Her lower abdomen immediately twitched and she almost groaned.

　Seeing this, Zhao Qiuniang hurried to comfort him: "This medicine works very quickly. Just gently stroke your hair and it will fall off. It won't hurt at all."

　Just as she said, the depilatory oil hand-made by Fili, which was already a magic potion, was indeed magical. Zhao Qiuniang just gently stroked it with her palm, and the shiny and curly pubic hair fell off, leaving no hair stubble on her smooth belly.

　But... looking at the lips that were originally hidden under the hair and had obviously become loose and black, made Zhao Qiuniang feel very uncomfortable.