American Strategic Deception Bureau

　Well, luckily this building was built according to bunker standards, and the floor slabs were load-bearing enough to accommodate a tank, so it was not crushed by more than 7,000 tons of gold.

　"Eh? Honey, why did you take out the gold again? Shouldn't you take it back to our refuge villa to admire it slowly?"

　Looking at the gold bricks that suddenly appeared around her again, the silly beauty Marita felt a little confused.

　"My dear, these 7,000 tons of gold are the lifeblood of Wall Street. They are too sensitive. We can neither swallow them nor spend them!"

　Fili shook his head. "That's a quarter of the world's gold! It far exceeds any legendary treasure in history!"

　Even Hitler and Napoleon who conquered Europe, or the ancient Roman emperors, never possessed so much gold!

　If we take all this gold away, the whole world will go crazy searching for its whereabouts!

　Even if we get this gold, we still can't spend it and we have to worry all day long - why bother?

　Although I possess extraordinary power, I have always warned myself not to be too greedy. If I constantly strive to acquire wealth and power beyond my control, even resorting to unscrupulous means, becoming a gambler, and taking enormous risks, then I will inevitably end up on the road to self-destruction!

　Looking at the magical, dazzling gold all around him, Fili said with emotion, "I've kept two gold bricks as souvenirs, dear, that's enough. As for the remaining 7,000 tons of Federal Reserve gold bricks, I'll give them to those legendary revolutionary fighters made of special materials!"

　-

　Meanwhile, Jim Jones

　The People's Temple rebels, led by two red leaders, George W. Bush and Che Guevara, also successfully crossed the Brooklyn Bridge and easily entered the still chaotic Manhattan Island. They also successfully joined forces with the Black Panther rebels in the Bronx near Central Park.

　By the way, unlike the feudal chieftaincy of Wakanda in Marvel movies, the real Black Panther Party also read Selected Works of Mao Zedong. Therefore, the American Black Panther Party uprising also flew the red flag, but their ideology differed slightly from other red organizations.

　But for Jim Jones, the "god-man" of the Communist Party of the United States who was able to disguise the party branch as a cult, this little difference in ideology was insignificant. Che Guevara was also not someone who was obsessed with the details of the party constitution and was keen on nitpicking and engaging in literary inquisition.

　Although it is said that "heretics are more hateful than pagans", in the current situation where the struggle between the enemy and us is unprecedentedly fierce, even heretics are not incapable of sincere cooperation.

　Therefore, the Black Panther Party and the People's Temple, two "non-mainstream red heretics", were able to jointly launch the New York Uprising under the matchmaking of the KGB. The Soviet Union in the Brezhnev era had transformed from spreading revolution to traditional hegemony, that is, "red imperialism."

　This was certainly not a good thing for idealists. However, in the realities of geopolitical warfare, it freed the KGB's hands and gave it more room to maneuver. According to Stalin's strict standards, every single one of the Soviet Union's Cold War proxies in Africa would have been considered "substandard products" and "margarine revolutionaries," even in need of rectification and a major purge.

　But during the Brezhnev era, the Soviet Union became much more relaxed in this regard, at least no longer requiring all its smaller brethren, with the exception of Eastern Europe, to maintain a high degree of ideological and institutional consistency with the Soviet Union. Generally, as long as one was willing to raise the red flag, the Kremlin was willing to accede.

　If the red flag is raised in the heart of the capitalist stronghold of the United States, the Kremlin's attitude will be even more tolerant - no matter what strange things you draw on the red flag, as long as you start a revolution in the United States, you are a great proletarian revolutionary fighter!

　No matter how bizarre the Marxist-Leninist line promoted by the Black Panther Party and the People's Temple might have been, in the eyes of the KGB, all minor flaws were trivial compared to the wild blueprint of "Red America"! Otherwise, how could they carry out proxy wars and export revolution?

　In addition, on the night of July 31, the Black Panther Party’s revolutionary armed forces were not working without effort, but they could only fight like this despite their best efforts.

　Unlike the People's Temple, which not only received massive amounts of weapons and ammunition but also had the help of the Supernatural Cult, the Black Panthers, while also receiving weapons and ammunition from their backers, did not go to the Bronx to cause trouble.

　Therefore, the 2500 Black Panther insurgents had to fight on their own last night. It took them six hours to capture the police station, court and prison in the Bronx, and defeated a group of more than 200 white militiamen who rushed to New York from Long Island overnight to rescue them.

　Because the Bronx borders Manhattan, the Black Panthers, while attacking the Bronx police station, also sent a small advance team of about 200 men on motorcycles and bicycles to infiltrate Manhattan and conduct harassment operations. However, whether this black advance team took the wrong path or inhaled the same intoxicating gas, they soon lost contact with their headquarters. Black Panther leaders are still searching for them!

　When the two Red Armed Forces met, Manhattan was still a scene of devastation, with no water or electricity, feces and urine everywhere, and a stench permeating the air. After a night of torment by the Dark Sun Cult's cultists, the police department, city government, and other official institutions were now essentially paralyzed. The wealthy and powerful had largely fled, no one willing to stay in Manhattan and continue to smell the stench.

　As for those reactionaries and class enemies who didn't manage to escape... after smelling the stench and poisonous gas all night and going crazy all night, they were lucky enough not to die. How could they have the extra physical strength, energy and organization to continue to resist in Manhattan?

　The whole city was still experiencing a power outage, the switch at the post office was damaged, and calls were no longer connected. It was too late for them to connect the lines temporarily!

　Not to mention, New York is still a rebellious city. As traitors and traitors to the country, they have no way to ask Washington for help...

　So, run quickly! Escape from this crazy city first!

　In just half a day, Manhattan's City Hall, police station, courthouse, Capitol, and other important institutions of power all fell without bloodshed, engulfed by the revolutionary "red tide." Although some police officers and private soldiers of the plutocracy remained scattered throughout the neighborhoods, they were surrounded and divided by the insurgents, their command system paralyzed, and they could only defend their own buildings, unable to fight back.

　The New York Stock Exchange on Wall Street was also forcibly "physically" shut down on that day, and all the traders wearing vests fled.

　Then, when Jim Jones and Che Guevara raised a red flag at the entrance of the historic City Hall, built in 1803, and had their men hang a sign reading "New York Commune" on the porch, and invited journalists to take photos...

　A mysterious figure led them to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York building at 33 Liberty Street.

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　Then, looking at the glittering golden light, even Jim Jones and Che Guevara, who had seen many storms, could not help but stare blankly at the sight of a quarter of the world's gold laid out before them, their mouths dry and their hearts racing!

　After a long pause, Jim Jones swallowed hard and said in a hoarse voice, "You moved all the Federal Reserve's gold... out of the underground vault? But you don't want it for yourselves, and instead give it to us, the New York Commune?"

　"Yes, although these 7,000 tons of gold are priceless, they are also very hot. We can't carry them. We want to find someone who dares to take them over."

　Firi, once again disguised as a "priestess" through magic, smiled and said in a female voice, "Since you have the courage to establish a proletarian regime in New York, I believe you are not afraid of being hunted down by the Federal Reserve and Wall Street. I believe this gold will be put to the greatest use if I give it to you."

　In short, these 7,000 tons of gold are a gift to celebrate the founding of the New York Commune, and are also our final gift to you before we leave."

　"Although this is a favor to Wall Street, I still want to thank you for your generous assistance on behalf of the New York Commune."

　Hearing the other party's words, it seemed that they were about to part ways. Although Jim Jones had expected this, he couldn't help but feel a little melancholy. However, just as he was about to say something polite, Che Guevara stepped forward and asked a little rudely, "Why? Why would you go to such lengths for us? You've practically handed all of New York to us!"

　Whatever purpose you want to achieve by using us, this is clearly beyond the support of the financial backers behind the scenes, right?"

　This top-tier star-level Red Guerrilla fighter stared intently into Fili's eyes and asked in a deep voice, "I want an answer!"

　"Of course, it's to make the world more lively and bustling! The hymn of mankind is the war song of courage. Great warriors should die on the battlefield!"

　Fili raised his eyebrows and spoke to the two non-mainstream Red Revolution leaders in a dramatic, exaggerated tone, "Now, we have set the stage for you warriors to perform. Please shine your light under the spotlight of the world!"

　After saying this, Fili placed his right hand on his chest and bowed to them. Then, his entire body transformed into a ball of light and disappeared before everyone's eyes.

　Then, just as Jim Jones, Che Guevara, and their followers were watching in shock, bewilderment, or deep thought, the same female voice from before rang out again from the void: "By the way, let me remind you one last thing. One of the main reasons why the Paris Commune failed so quickly was that the Bank of France was not promptly searched and confiscated. As a result, the revolutionaries who occupied Paris were extremely short of money, while the counter-revolutionary forces were able to raise huge sums of money from Paris banks.

　Now that you have established the New York Commune, why not learn from the failure of the Paris Commune and burn down the New York Stock Exchange and all the major banks on Wall Street! That way, even if the Commune fails, the American people will not have to repay their loans and will remember you for it!

　"No need to repay the loan? How is that possible? The local branch must have backup data."

　Jim Jones retorted automatically.

　"Ah, you're right, but as long as the American people feel they don't have to repay their loans, the banks will be finished! Hehehe!"

　The silver bell-like laughter sounded again, and gradually faded away, finally disappearing and becoming inaudible.

　At this point, someone completely left the Federal Reserve building in New York, leaving behind only a group of revolutionaries whose worldviews were shattered after witnessing the miracle with their own eyes.

　However, the will of the Red Revolutionary fighters was ultimately tenacious. Even though their worldview was shattered, they quickly recovered.

　Then, they were once again stunned by the 7,000 tons of Federal Reserve gold bricks in front of them, and their minds went blank.

　After all, this represents a quarter of the world's gold reserves! A massive amount of gold possessing supreme magical power!

　Ah, gold, yellow, shining, precious gold! Just a little bit can turn white into black, ugly into beautiful, wrong into right, humble into noble, old into young, coward into warrior...

　What’s more, there are more than 7,000 tons of gold and almost 100,000 gold bars here?

　However, as a red star who is idolized by left-wing youth all over the world, Che Guevara does have his strengths after all.

　After a brief shock, he was the first to wake up, and he shouted at everyone to find a few trucks and load the gold bricks onto the trucks.

　"Uh, dear Che, are you going to move the gold to City Hall, where the New York Commune is located?"

　Seeing everyone busy loading gold bricks onto the truck, Jim Jones blinked and asked Che Guevara in confusion.

　"Transfer the gold? Why transfer it? Just put the gold bars in the bank! Is the City Hall safer than here?"

　Che Guevara curled his lips. "Just like the priestess said just now, these 7,000 tons of gold are very conspicuous and very hot to the touch. Even if we take them, we can't spend them. At least before the reactionary army arrives to suppress the New York Commune, we won't have time to use up these gold bars."

　"Then why did you ask everyone to load the gold bricks onto the truck?" Jim Jones became even more confused.

　“Because of beauty

　"Not all of the gold bricks in the Fed's possession belong to the United States; a large portion comes from other countries. As righteous revolutionaries, we can't just take them all for ourselves without reason! So, I plan to take two truckloads of gold bricks to the United Nations!"

　Che Guevara said with great enthusiasm: "On the one hand, we are returning gold bars to those countries that have gold in the Federal Reserve's vaults to show our position; on the other hand, we are promoting the New York Commune and announcing its birth to the world! Let everyone know that I am coming!"

　-

　In this way, no matter how magical and bizarre the process of the revolutionary seizure of power was, no matter how chaotic the leadership of the commune was, it was a makeshift team.

　In short, with the bright red flag fluttering in the wind at the top of the Empire State Building, a proletarian regime called the "New York Commune" suddenly jumped onto the stage of history, to the astonishment of international observers around the world, and appeared in the financial heart of the capitalist base!

　However, the future of the revolution is bright, but the road of revolution is tortuous.

　When the New York Commune was established at City Hall in Manhattan, over a hundred kilometers away in Philadelphia, at the Capitol Army's headquarters, in a "tent city" stretching for more than ten kilometers near the highway and surrounding a field airfield, New York Governor Nelson Rockefeller, along with several Wall Street bankers and prominent New York State politicians, hurried to the office of General LeMay, commander of the Capitol Army, and pleaded repeatedly: "General LeMay! Our country needs your help! Please send troops to New York immediately! Sweep away those lawless thugs!"

　Author's Note: PS: Trump's election has caused many feminist organizations in Europe and the United States to close operations or lose funding. Consequently, a well-known feminist streamer quickly found a part-time job and went to Pornhub to sell body parts and film pornographic films. This sparked widespread ridicule: "Fighting feminist while selling body parts is the ultimate example of 'fighting on your knees.'"

　Is there anything more ironic in the world than "a feminist leader practicing boxing while working as a prostitute"?

　Chapter 500: Che Guevara at the United Nations Headquarters

　August 1, 1970, United Nations Building, Manhattan, New York

　The United Nations Building, nestled in the eastern part of Manhattan, has witnessed its fair share of bizarre events since its completion in 1952: Khrushchev's shoes, Tito's cigarettes, and, later, the US contribution of "mass-destruction laundry detergent," Gaddafi's tearing up of the UN Charter, and Israeli bricks—all known online in the 21st century as the "Four Famous UN Scenes."

　Huh? Why is there one more? As we all know, there are five of the Four Heavenly Kings. Isn't that normal?

　And on the timeline of this dimension, there is one more famous scene of the United Nations: Che Guevara’s gold!

　--When Che Guevara, with hundreds of "New York Commune fighters" with red cloths wrapped around their heads and waving red flags, drove captured armored vehicles and marched into the United Nations Building in Manhattan in a heroic and vigorous manner, the guards stationed at the UN Building instantly scattered, and no one dared to block their way.

　The current Secretary-General of the United Nations, U Thant of Myanmar, could not avoid it, so he took a few followers and went out to "talk things over" with Che Guevara.

　Then, with a very strange expression on his face, he led Che Guevara and his group into the General Assembly Hall of the United Nations Headquarters...

　When Che Guevara, wearing camouflage uniform, strode into the United Nations General Assembly Hall with his head held high, the hall, which was always noisy in the past, was so quiet that there was almost no sound. Of the more than 1,800 seats under the dome, only the 100 or so seats near the podium were occupied.

　Faced with various gazes around him that were either doubtful, frightened, or angry, Che Guevara took a deep breath and walked towards the podium.

　Suddenly, a gunshot rang out in the lobby. A spy disguised as a cleaner drew his pistol and fired at Che Guevara, the bullet barely grazing his scalp. Several guards immediately drew their guns and fired back. A barrage of gunfire shot the "American imperialist soldier" into a sieve in the corner.

　Che Guevara ignored the gunfight around him, knocked on the podium with his AK-47 rifle, and started his speech directly.

　"Let me introduce myself. I am an internationalist revolutionary fighter, Che Guevara. I'm sure you all know me!

　But I think, until today, none of you would have thought that I could actually lead my army into this building!

　I have come here today for two main purposes. The first is to declare the establishment of the New York Commune. From now on, the United Nations territory of New York has a new neighbor. At least until it is suppressed by the reactionary army of U.S. imperialism, our New York Commune will rule this largest city in the United States.

　The second purpose is to return the foreign gold reserves in the Federal Reserve's New York vault to the official representatives of the countries that deposited them there.

　As a proletarian revolutionary regime born on American soil, the New York Commune decided to confiscate all the gold stored in the New York Federal Reserve vault to fund its revolution. However, not all of the 7,000 tons of gold in that vault belonged to the United States; much of it was deposited by other countries.

　To show my goodwill to other countries, I have come to the United Nations headquarters to return the gold in the Federal Reserve vault to you.

　Well, that's all I have to say. Do you have anything to say to me?"

　After finishing his brief speech, he looked around and found that the hall was still quiet and no one stood up.

　Not only that

　The diplomats from capitalist and third world countries were all silent. Even the diplomats from the socialist countries stationed at the United Nations just kept exchanging glances, whispering to each other, but had no intention of speaking.

　Not to mention publicly congratulating the founding of the New York Commune.

　So, Che Guevara sighed in disappointment, turned around and made a gesture, and the revolutionary fighters who followed him and the United Nations staff who had not yet escaped from the building carried in box after box of Federal Reserve gold bars from outside and dumped them on the floor of the rostrum without any concealment.

　The brilliant golden light was so dazzling that it instantly stunned the United Nations diplomats present.

　——Although those who are able to serve as diplomats to the United Nations, even if they are not from wealthy families, are at least decent people above the middle class.

　In addition, they have experienced the ups and downs of officialdom for many years and have seen a lot of the world, so ordinary things are unlikely to move them.

　However, the sight of tons of gold lying before one's eyes, ready to be moved at will, is a shocking sight.

　Or their pupils suddenly dilated for a moment, then shrank and then vibrated in their eye sockets.

　It was not until the dazzling light of a flash of light suddenly lit up that the diplomats from various countries came to their senses.

　——Those were the reporters stationed at the United Nations headquarters. They had just woken up from their dreams and rushed forward with their cameras and video cameras, desperately pressing the shutter buttons, trying hard to record this famous scene that was destined to go down in history.

　"Mr. Che Guevara, I'm afraid the number of gold bricks in this batch is not correct?"

　After a moment's hesitation, the Belgian representative to the United Nations stood up and spoke first. "The two truckloads of Federal Reserve gold bars you brought only weigh a maximum of ten tons! But Belgium alone has sixty tons of gold stored in the New York Federal Reserve vault!"

　After hearing this, the other diplomats and reporters present also reacted and noticed this blind spot.

　Even with the two medium-sized trucks Che Guevara brought with him, they could only transport ten tons of gold to the United Nations headquarters even if fully loaded.

　However, there are more than 7,000 tons of gold in the New York Federal Reserve vault, of which nearly 2,000 tons belong to other countries!

　"That's right. France has 350 tons of gold in the Federal Reserve vault! Germany (West Germany) has 400 tons, Italy has 100 tons, Austria has 20 tons... The amount of gold deposited by any country in the Federal Reserve's New York vault is definitely more than ten tons, right?"

　Another UN official also questioned this, but Che Guevara calmly curled his lips. "Gentlemen, you are all right. There are nearly 2,000 tons of foreign gold at 33 Liberty Street. I am not prepared to deny this. But our New York Commune cannot allocate a convoy capable of transporting 2,000 tons of gold at the moment, nor is it obligated to deliver it to your door."

　The gold bars sent to the UN headquarters are just samples, demonstrating our sincerity in returning gold to other countries."

　He waved his hand and said, "If you want to take back your country's gold, send a vehicle and follow me to get it!"

　After hearing this, the diplomats present showed dissatisfaction and accused Che Guevara of being irresponsible.

　Soon Che Guevara was so angry that he fired a shot at the roof, and the venue became quiet again.

　"Enough! You bullies! Why didn't you tell the White House about this before? Do good people deserve to be pointed at gunpoint?

　Do you really think this gold originally belonged to your country? Don't fool yourself! You haven't forgotten what happened to the French when they tried to extract the gold from here a few years ago. The vampires on Wall Street have long since claimed all this gold as their own!