Just like the authentic American fairy tale "The Wizard of Oz", this "pseudo-documentary" begins with a little girl being blown into the sky by a tornado.

 However, the girls in this film are no longer the red-neck girl Dorothy from the Kansas farm in the original "The Wizard of Oz", but two female hippies with headbands on their heads, bare feet, wearing only bikinis, revealing their beautiful bodies, and with tattoos on their arms and backs.

 At the beginning of the film, the background that appears in the camera is a desolate and arid western desert with a dilapidated road passing through the middle.

 Under the scorching sun, a lonely RV was parked beside the empty road, and it seemed that something had broken down.

 A black-haired hippie woman was crawling under the car, banging on it with pliers, a wrench and a hammer, and was working hard to repair the car.

 Another blonde bikini-clad hippie stood idly by the car, using a camera to record the surrounding environment - the desert

 , Gobi Desert, hills, weeds, cacti and bushes, and also took a close-up of the female companion whose face was covered in oil and her body was dirty under the car.

 But in the next scene, the surrounding environment suddenly darkened, and a tornado appeared on the horizon of the desert.

 At first, the blonde hippie was adjusting the camera with great interest, taking pictures of the spectacular tornado in the distance.

 But soon, as the tornado got closer and closer to the stranded RV, the two girls began to panic. The blonde girl jumped into the car first, and the brunette quickly got out from under the car and crawled into the RV. Then she jumped into the driver's seat and tried to drive away, but the car wouldn't start.

 The blonde girl sat in the passenger seat of the RV and continued to take pictures of her female companion, but her hands were shaking badly and the car was shaking even more violently.

 Finally, seeing that the broken car couldn't start, the two could only desperately approach the camera lens and wave their hands, as a final message.

 When the scene reappeared on the screen, the background had become a beach lapping against the waves, with a lush, green forest on the other side, resembling a tropical seaside. A blonde hippie sat on a large rock in the distance, holding a magnificent feather crown, and somewhat bewilderedly accepted the kneeling, kowtows, and homages of several scantily clad, shirtless men and women.

 The black-haired girl holding a camera stood on the beach more than ten meters away. She first filmed a scene of her blonde companion being worshipped, then turned to the sea in the distance, and then used a branch to draw a simple picture on the beach, describing their experience of crossing the desert in the western United States.

 The RV they were riding in was lifted by a tornado in a desert covered in cacti and then somehow landed on this beach. When the RV landed, the two people inside were unharmed. But, as luck would have it, someone was crushed to death underneath the RV!

 However, the man who was crushed to death by the RV seemed to be a dark lord with extremely evil deeds, who was being besieged by a group of warriors who were fighting against him.

 So, when the two American girls emerged from the shattered RV, instead of being blamed by the locals, the locals, who were fighting against the "demon king," were overjoyed. They immediately presented the two girls with beautiful feather crowns and jewelry, and knelt down to express their gratitude.

 Finally, a black-haired female hippie wrote on the beach with a stick: "Although these people also speak English, this does not seem to be the Earth."

 Since most home video cameras of the era could only record images and shoot silent films, without simultaneous audio recording, this "pseudo-documentary" was also a silent film. Unfortunately, the "original film" couldn't be subtitled. So, the "actors" had to find space within the camera to write narration.

 Next, a shirtless female warrior with dark skin, beautifully muscular abs, wearing only a short skirt and proudly showing off her big breasts, came over and chattered to the black-haired female hippie. The black-haired "time-traveling girl" then turned off the camera and seemed to leave.

 "That woman's breasts are just exposed like that? Oh, right, according to the new standards, they really don't need to be covered."

 Kissinger muttered to himself as he watched the scene of the half-naked female warrior in the movie.

 One of the side effects of this plane's "resurrection of spiritual energy," "transcendental arrivals," and "the rise of Tantric sexual practices" is that, in order to achieve longevity, gentlemen from various countries need to cultivate large numbers of male and female Tantric masters who, after abstaining from clothing and footwear, can cure all ailments through sexual therapies. Consequently, various countries have established numerous nudist camps and beaches, encouraging daytime sexual activity. At the same time, restrictions on nudity have been significantly lifted in propaganda efforts.

 The American film rating system also underwent rapid changes under the severe impact of this social trend.

 Although the Hollywood film industry still has restrictions on bloody violence, it has greatly relaxed its standards when it comes to pornography.

 To be precise, in film and television programs, the United States has completely separated "nudity" and "sex" as two different concepts.

 As for nude scenes that have nothing to do with "sex", the American film and television industry now has completely let go and does not impose any restrictions at all.

 As long as there are no actual sexual scenes, the actress can be naked from the beginning to the end of the film and it will still be an all-ages movie.

 However, if a naked girl wants to show off her charm, she never needs to be fucked seriously.

 Even among strippers in adult bars, few are willing to perform mating in public on stage.

 Therefore, according to such relaxed standards, all erotic dances and erotic performances are lifted.

 As a result, as soon as the new standard was introduced, many film companies were ready to shoot low-budget religious films such as "The Garden of Eden" or "Adam and Eve", as well as various modified, modern and funny versions of the "Garden of Eden" story... News media also launched "nude news" and TV stations created "nude variety shows", and various beautiful naked female anchors almost dominated the TV screens for a while.

 Therefore, the "pseudo-documentary" concocted by Fili must have a few shots of naked women to be attractive, otherwise it would be too serious.

 After the first encounter with the "aliens" on the beach, the next two "female time travelers" followed the "naked adventurer team" they met and embarked on a journey through the tropical rainforest and back to the settlement.

 During this time, they used a camera to record the "magician" shooting fireballs with his wand

 The film also captures the burning of pyres and the emission of white light for illumination, female warriors brandishing spears to repel giant insects, and archers shooting fleeing mushroom men. It also captures two alien moons hanging high in the night sky, and the process of the "priestess" interacting with a tribe of "orcs" they encounter, purchasing dried meat and a translucent gel from them as rations.

 Just like the alien world in the 21st century 3D movie "Avatar", scattered images are used to weave a bizarre alien world.

 "

 That translucent thing is actually a big ball of jelly. It can’t be eaten as a meal to satisfy hunger. It’s just for show during the photo shoot.”

 Firi pointed to the "hippie girl" on the projection screen who was stuffing a translucent gel into her mouth and explained this to Kissinger.

 Finally, at the end of the journey, behind the vast forest, the view suddenly opened up, and a temple complex built with huge stones appeared.

 This imposing otherworldly temple, like the Parthenon in Athens, sits atop a rocky hill.

 Most parts of the temple have a rough appearance, with thick and uneven stone walls, undecorated pillars, and almost no decent reliefs and murals. It looks more like a military fortress than an exquisite temple for worship and sightseeing.

 Only in front of the main hall, in a wide courtyard about half the size of a football field, there is a row of gray stone sculptures, all of which are very exquisite works of art - they are all life-sized stone statues of naked women, each with a completely different posture and appearance, the appearance and body shape are all lifelike, obviously not some shoddy stuff, which is inconsistent with the rough painting style of the temple itself.

 After taking a few fleeting shots of these "wrongly painted" naked female stone sculptures, the two "female time travelers" entered the temple and met the high priest: a young white woman covered in gold and silver and wearing a tall crown on her head.

 The camera recorded the high priest talking to them and then placing a flower crown on the blonde.

 Next, the two female hippies seemed to be treated as VIPs. They lived in a large room decorated with many animal skins and bones. Every day, they ate strange fruits and exquisite dishes brought by servants, enjoyed the singing, dancing and acrobatics of the priestesses, and took baths in hot water sprinkled with flower petals...

 But the comfortable days did not last for a few days, as the temple held a grand festival. Many warriors and ordinary believers from other places, regardless of the long distance, made the trek to the temple to enjoy the group dance of the priestess and presented the temple with various expensive gifts.

 From gorgeous furs and cloths, to giant monster skulls, gold and silver jewelry, and magical items that shimmer with aura, it's all available.

 Two American girls who had traveled to this other world also participated in the festival. The black-haired girl used a camera to record some of the wonderful scenes of the festival. The other blonde girl, dressed in a translucent white gauze robe, stood at the entrance of the hall, accepting the worship of the crowd.

 Then, just as the ceremony reached its climax, the high priest emerged from the hall, scepter in hand, and pointed at the blonde girl standing at the door. The next moment, before she could react, he had transformed into a gray stone statue!

 Next, amid the thunderous cheers of the crowd in the temple, the priestess and warriors moved the girl who had been turned into a stone sculpture to the courtyard, tore off her clothes, and made her stand side by side with the other naked female stone statues - it turned out that these exquisite stone statues with the wrong style of painting were all transformed from living people!

 Then, with the violent shaking and trembling of the picture, the entire "pseudo-documentary of another world" also ended here...

 A complete story, right? Although I can understand the whole story, the audience may not be so smart. "

 Kissinger turned his head and looked at Fieri.

 "Hey, this isn't a real movie. Theoretically, it's just some short travel videos shot by a traveler on a home video camera. It can't be like a real fantasy movie, where the story is filmed from beginning to end, right?

 Doctor, can the home videos you and your family took on birthdays and New Year's Day be enough to form a complete plot?"

 Ferry shrugged, turned on the light in the room, and pulled out a half-new diary from his pocket, handing it to Kissinger. "So, in order to deceive the general public while letting them know a complete story, we have to mix various evidence together: This is the diary of the "female time traveler" I carefully forged during her lifetime. I asked my wife to write it. All the contents have been carefully considered and reviewed to ensure that no one can find any problems!"

 Kissinger reached out to take the diary, opened the pages that were obviously soaked in sea water and stained with oil, wine and other stains, frowned and read carefully for a long time, and finally understood what kind of story Fieri wanted to tell the audience through this "pseudo-documentary".

 ——The "heroine" of this film is called Blair. She and another blonde girl named Angelina are both hippies who dropped out of school and ran away from home. They have nothing to do every day, just wandering around smoking marijuana and taking psychedelic mushrooms. When they have no money, they resort to cheating and begging, or just find a man to have sex with.

 This fake diary begins by recording some trivial things in the lives of hippies, and the date is from April 1970.

 However, like many lazy and decadent people, Blair didn't write in his diary every day. Instead, he would write a few lines with a ballpoint pen when he thought of something. Sometimes, a week would pass between the last entry and the next. So from beginning to end, he only wrote about 30 entries.

 Initially, Blair's diary records the heartbreak and pain of being abandoned by her boyfriend, and her continued wandering from hippie camp to hippie camp in the American West, where she used music, alcohol, and group sex to heal her wounds. They complained about rising prices, and about someone getting a new, more potent drug and inviting everyone to get high. Meanwhile, her money was running out, and she began to wonder whether she should return home to live off her parents.

 There are also some messy calculations and doodles in the middle, which seem to be accounting and money counting, as well as rough hand-drawn maps, etc.

 By June, the big cities on the West Coast were becoming increasingly chaotic, with terrible rumors of civil war and massacres spreading everywhere. Blair finally decided to end his wandering life and took the RV of the blonde girl Angelina, preparing to travel across the United States and return to his home in New York.

 However, the two girls' journey home was not smooth. Angelina's RV seemed very old and kept breaking down along the way. So the two stopped and repaired it, and it took them a week to reach northwest Texas. Then they were blown into the sky by a tornado.

 Then, when the RV landed, you were already in another world.

 When the two American girls crawled out of the twisted and broken wreckage of the RV, they found themselves on a tropical beach. On one side was the sea, on the other was the rainforest, and around them were a group of natives who looked like white people but dressed like tropical barbarians.

 What's even more amazing is that these natives wearing animal skins and grass skirts actually speak English. Although their accents are very strange, they are still able to communicate.

 After a nearly incomprehensible conversation with these tropical natives who were dressed in primitive fashion and armed with cold weapons, the two female hippies were finally surprised to learn that their RV had just crushed a "blasphemous dark lord" to death when it fell from the sky.

 And this abominable blasphemer is the target of a dozen or so natives who call themselves "adventurers".

 Next, the "adventurers" who claimed to be hunting down criminals dug out the broken body of a man in black robes from under the wreckage of the RV that the female hippies were riding in. They searched the body and took away many odds and ends. Then they chopped off the head of the "blasphemer" and stuffed it into a jar to take away.

 The natives then presented Angelina, the blonde who claimed to be the RV's owner, with a feather crown and gold and silver jewelry. They knelt and kowtowed before her, paying homage to her and thanking her for her feat of "riding a giant steel beast and crushing the demon to death." Furthermore, a priestess among the adventurers warmly invited the two "visitors from afar" to a nearby temple to receive their thanks and hospitality.

 Seeing that there was only wilderness and no human habitation around them, Blair and Angelina had no idea how to survive in the wilderness, so they followed these seemingly enthusiastic adventurers, left the desolate beach and walked into the vast tropical rainforest.

 ——Since arriving in the other world, the novel encounters made "Blair" instantly become diligent and started writing a diary every day.

 After about three days of arduous journey, they witnessed an alien starry sky that was completely different from the Earth, saw two moons hanging in the night sky at the same time, encountered many new monsters from other worlds and learned how the natives used magic, tasted various new ingredients from other worlds, and briefly dealt with a group of hairy orcs. Finally, they followed the adventurers to a giant stone building in the rainforest.

 The adventurers introduced the two female hippies to the place where they were staying, saying, "Rah of Yimenta."

 They were hired by the temple's priestess to hunt down a "blasphemer" who had stolen the temple's treasures. Now that their mission is complete, they have returned to report.

 In this temple dedicated to the "Lord of Light", the high priestess, Mrs. Kinvara, warmly received the two female hippies. She spoke many long and difficult sentences in an operatic voice that they could not understand, and personally put a flower crown on the blonde Angelina.

 Next, several maids attentively took them to a luxurious guest room, served them fruits and pastries, and let them rest there.

 Through conversations with the temple maidens, the two female hippies learned that the high priest of Kinvara highly appreciated their contribution in eliminating the "blasphemers". At the same time, he named the blonde Angelina a "saint" and wanted to invite her to stay in the temple to "share the glory of God."

 Angelina, a blonde high school dropout, thought for a moment that High Priest Kinvara was planning to take her in as a disciple and teach her magic. She was overjoyed, believing she was about to make a name for herself in the other world.

 The black-haired girl Blair was happy for her companion's good luck in the other world, but at the same time she felt a little jealous.

 She also wants to play magic in a very cool way and become a very powerful superhero!

 As a result, Blair soon stopped being jealous and instead felt relieved and scared.

 Because, at the festival a few days later, the blonde Angelina was transformed into a lifelike stone statue by some supernatural power.

 It turns out that when High Priest Kinvara named Angelina a "Saint" and invited her to stay in the temple and "share the glory of God", he did not mean to accept her as a disciple, but to cast a spell to turn her into a stone statue, stand at the door of the temple, and accept the worship of believers together with "Lord of Light R'hllor"!

 Well, for devout believers, this is equivalent to ascending to heaven and becoming an angel. It is indeed the supreme honor and great reward.

 Angelina should be grateful for this and happily turned into a stone statue.

 But for a time traveler who has just arrived and does not believe in "Lord of Light R'hllor", how can he accept such a terrible thing as being turned into stone?

 "Here, I'm drawing inspiration from the historical myths and legends of the Aztecs. They once treated a princess sent by a neighboring country for marriage as a noble living sacrifice. During a grand ceremony, they flayed her skin and wrapped it around a statue of the god. This angered the neighboring monarch so much that he sent troops to fight the Aztecs..."

 Pointing to the forged diary, Firi explained to Dr. Kissinger, "Without communication and without a basic consensus, the gap in thinking between people may be even greater than that between humans and dogs."

 --In the 14th century AD, before Columbus discovered America, when the Aztecs had just risen in Mexico, they wanted to engage in friendly diplomacy with their neighboring countries, so they sent envoys to invite them to believe in the same god as them and offer women as human sacrifices.

 Although it sounds a bit cruel, in ancient America where human sacrifice was prevalent, killing a few people to sacrifice to the gods was really a common thing.

 Unexpectedly, due to language barriers and poor translation skills, the neighboring monarch did not understand the envoy's intention and mistakenly thought that the powerful Aztec king wanted to marry his daughter. So he happily let the princess go to the Aztec country with a generous dowry.

 As a result, the poor princess arrived at the land, but instead of waiting for her husband and wedding, she was skinned alive at the festival...

 "Well, the plot is reasonably well designed. The biggest headache for us diplomats is that people from different civilizations have vastly different ways of thinking, which constantly leads to communication problems. They see our overtures as humiliations, ignore our warnings, and interpret our hints as something else. This leads to many unnecessary disturbances and even wars that shouldn't have broken out."

 Dr. Kissinger nodded. "If this is the case with different countries in the same world, how much more so with human civilizations in other worlds?"

 He stretched out his cigar-like, short fingers and continued to flip through the diary, where he saw a string of messy handwriting.

 "I want to escape. I must escape from this damn place! During the celebration held in the temple today, they turned Angelina into stone and placed it at the entrance of the temple, saying that this is the supreme honor! Bask in the gaze of God every day!

 God, they actually thought this was a reward for Angelina! How desperate Angelina must have been when she was turned to stone!

 The ceremony of worshiping the gods has not yet ended. I don’t know if they plan to take action tomorrow or the day after tomorrow and turn me into stone!

 Therefore, I have to leave. It is impossible to communicate with this group of fanatics who serve the evil god, let alone live with them!

 I had already inquired about the geographical environment nearby, and I just stole a map. There is a city called "Yimen Tower" to the north of the temple. There are many merchant ships and shops there. It can be reached in one day by walking along the main road.

 I intend to go to that city and try my luck, and perhaps take a ship to other countries, and may God bless me with good luck on my journey."

 After reading this, Dr. Kissinger raised his eyebrows and was about to continue reading the "Temple Adventure" of this fictional female time traveler, but found that he had turned to the last page with writing, and the pages after that were all blank.

 This diary

 The last entry in his diary reads: "God bless! I am back on Earth! I don't know what day it is today, but the road sign says this is Arizona! God bless America!

 But this damn desert is too hot, like a frying pan! I hope I can meet a kind driver before I pass out from the heat..."

 Next, Ferry took out a Polaroid camera and a stack of blurry photos with low pixels. Two of them were selfies of Blair on a highway in the central United States, and the rest were various "other world landscape photos" and "other world portraits".

 Of course, Alena, who played "Blair," and Isabelle, who played "Angelina," never actually left the San Fernando Valley refuge villa. All the photos and videos they captured during this mission, whether set in the United States or in "another world," were "virtually filmed" in a "secret base" beneath the villa, using magical projections and then synthesized through post-production...

 Next, Fili took out a "vintage" parchment map with sea monsters and various strange symbols, a handmade dagger and gold and silver rings with English inscriptions, and a short staff with a magic gem on the top that could be used for lighting, among other "otherworldly items."

 ——The "magic gem" embedded in the top of the short staff was "obtained" from the FBI evidence library by Colonel Haig through his connections.

 In this way, from the three dimensions of text, images and videos, a relatively complete "Female Hippie's Adventure in Another World" was pieced together.

 "Well, I've figured out the whole plot you devised. With this diary, these photos, the short film just played, and the little gadgets you forged, we can indeed piece together a complete story about another world and prove the existence of an "English-speaking other world."

 At the same time, these materials are also very clever, not revealing the heroine's age, surname and home address, only saying that she is from New York. And we all know what happened in New York last year - after being bombed by an atomic bomb, it is normal for a New York family to be wiped out.

 After looking at the photo, Dr. Kissinger nodded and said, "But what kind of ending did you arrange for this 'non-existent girl'? According to your previous description, she should have died after returning to the United States, right?"

 So what was the method of death? Where did the body appear? What are the plans for a proper aftermath?"

 "Her cause of death is being ruled as heat stroke and dehydration, and the location of death is in Arizona's Sonoran Desert, on the US-Mexico border."

 Fieri replied, "Just like in the east, thousands of Mexican wetbacks sneak into the United States every year to make a living on the Rio Grande River. In the west, many Mexicans and illegal immigrants from other Latin American countries also sneak in every year from the Arizona border desert."

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