American Strategic Deception Bureau

　Of course, no matter how much it strives for perfection, this hastily put together "Chief Mistress's Office" still looks like a makeshift team from top to bottom, and it makes people feel uneasy no matter how they look at it. The person who makes people most uneasy is naturally Marilyn Monroe herself.

　Therefore, under Dr. Kissinger's advice, the White House decided not to rush to send Marilyn Monroe abroad to engage in goodwill diplomacy after awarding her the title of "National Spokesperson of the Year." Instead, they arranged for her to appear at the World's Fair in Seattle to see how she performed.

　If Marilyn Monroe is really a mess, it would be better to stop it in time to avoid embarrassing herself abroad...

　In other words, Ferry was about to follow Monroe to Washington, and then fly to Seattle.

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　Just like that, an hour later, Kissinger, Firi and Marita rushed to the hotel where Marilyn Monroe was staying in New York overnight, met with Marilyn Monroe who had just taken off her dress, and informed her of the good news that the White House was going to award her the title of "National Ambassador".

　——Dr. Kissinger also used clever words to describe this title as the American version of "chief mistress" or "royal lady."

　Marilyn Monroe, who felt somewhat lonely and disappointed because she hadn't been able to have sex with the president that night, was overjoyed upon hearing this. She immediately agreed and took turns grabbing the hands of Kissinger, Fili, and Marita, shaking them vigorously and repeatedly, and smilingly said that they would get along well in the future.

　Well, although I know that this porn star, who is more than ten years older than me, is now a beauty in her twilight years and relies entirely on makeup to maintain her beauty.

　But looking at the pair of vibrant, plump balls of fat beneath the thin silk shirt, leaping happily like adorable rabbits, and the indescribable rich fragrance that filled his nose... Fili couldn't help but feel a surge of excitement and secretly swallowed his saliva.

　This woman is truly gifted, a walking hormone! No wonder even the president couldn't resist her temptation!

　Despite coming from such a humble background, she was able to become the most famous American female star of the 20th century. This shows that she must have some extraordinary qualities!

　Then, it was now late at night on May 19, and the ceremony for conferring the title was scheduled for the morning of May 21. During this period, Marilyn Monroe had to rush from New York to Washington, plus there might be some preparations before the ceremony, so time was not abundant now.

　So Dr. Kissinger urged Marilyn Monroe to pack her luggage overnight and drive to Washington early the next morning.

　However, Marilyn Monroe looked embarrassed and said that she had an appointment with a famous local New York doctor the next morning and had to go to his clinic for a physical examination, follow-up visit and to get medicine. If she missed it, it would be very troublesome - well, no matter how much she urged, she couldn't delay other people's medical treatment!

　So, on the morning of May 20, Kissinger, Firi and Marita followed Marilyn Monroe and her life assistant/maid into a rented crimson Citroën sedan and headed to Dr. Max Jacobson's "Good Feeling" clinic.

　As a result, outside the "Good Feeling" clinic, Fieri actually saw a team of White House Secret Service and several paparazzi reporters taking pictures from a distance.

　This is truly unbelievable! President Kennedy also received treatment at this "Good Feeling" clinic!

　Could it be that Marilyn Monroe introduced him to the President?

　Marilyn Monroe flatly denied this and instead said that it was President Kennedy who introduced her to Dr. Jacobson of the clinic.

　This Jewish doctor from Germany was good at preparing a "vitamin injection" to improve the health of patients. The effect of the medicine was amazing and he was known as a miracle doctor. He was quite famous in the upper class of the United States and Britain. Even London invited him to

　He used to open a branch of the "Good Feeling" clinic.

　Not only President Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe, but also Elizabeth Taylor, Judy Garland, Ingrid Bergman, Elvis Presley and even Prime Minister Churchill were frequent patients of Dr. Jacobson!

　Marilyn Monroe also personally stated that the night before, the night before she was to sing "Happy Birthday" for President Kennedy at Madison Square Garden, she was so nervous because she had not attended such a grand public performance for a long time that she was on the verge of collapse.

　Fortunately, she rushed to the clinic and asked Dr. Jacobson to give her a "vitamin injection", which relieved her stress and prevented her from getting stage fright.

　Well, it seems that Dr. Max Jacobson, whose business spans the Atlantic, does have some unique skills?

　Otherwise, it would be impossible for so many important people to come to him for medical treatment... Fili thought silently in his heart.

　Since President Kennedy was receiving treatment at the "Good Feeling" clinic, his entourage naturally had to clear the area and set up a cordon to prevent any outsiders from entering.

　Fortunately, Marilyn Monroe had made an appointment at this clinic in advance, and her name and beauty were now well-known in the United States. In addition, Dr. Kissinger also had several good acquaintances among the White House Secret Service guards.

　So, without any trouble, after being searched one by one, they were all let in.

　However, before they took a few steps into the clinic, they heard a loud noise inside.

　Then, Ferry was even more stunned to see a naked middle-aged man suddenly burst open the door and rushed out. He limped to the corridor, waving his arms vigorously and shouting - "Eureka! I found it! I found it!"

　Where did this naked lunatic come from... No! It's the naked president!

　Looking at the familiar smiling face of the naked man opposite him, and the "clear stupidity" revealed in his demented eyes, Ferry was suddenly shocked:

　President Kennedy, are you cosplaying Archimedes taking a bath?

　Before the presidential election, his health was so poor that he was looking for secret recipes to save his life.

　In September 1960, an old Harvard classmate of President Kennedy introduced him to Jacobson, the "miracle doctor" of the "Feel Good" Clinic in New York.

　The presidential election was raging at the time. Kennedy and Nixon were neck and neck in terms of support. The intense campaign and immense pressure reduced John Kennedy to only two or three hours of sleep a night, and his already ailment-ridden health was nearly at risk of collapse.

　Dr. Jacobson's specialty is relieving stress for his patients. He introduced his original "vitamin cocktail therapy" to Kennedy - based on the patient's condition, he would prepare different types and amounts of "vitamins" for him to eliminate stress, make people feel relaxed and comfortable, and feel good.

　When President Kennedy tried it, he felt like he had found a treasure. Not only did his illness disappear, but he also became more energetic. He soon won the election in high spirits.

　After that, President Kennedy, who was obsessed with this "miracle drug", would see Jacobson almost every month.

　Sometimes President Kennedy personally visited the Feel Good Clinic in New York, and sometimes he summoned Dr. Max Jacobson to the White House for consultations. Because the treatments were so effective, yet the cure was incurable, President Kennedy even requested that Jacobson move to the White House so he could be by his side.

　However, Jacobsen refused to accept the appointment as royal physician because he had more clients who needed his services in his clinics in London and New York.

　As an alternative, Dr. Jacobson put his "miracle drug" into a small bottle and gave it to President Kennedy along with a disposable needle, asking him to inject himself, and clearly stated that he could not inject too much at a time, and could only inject two bottles at most - but the problem was that President Kennedy often couldn't control himself!

　For example, on the eve of the summit between the leaders of the United States and the Soviet Union held in Vienna last year, President Kennedy took three injections in order to ease the tension. As a result, he overdosed and was in a daze during the negotiations with Khrushchev. Khrushchev mistakenly believed that Kennedy was an easy target.

　There were several instances after President Kennedy overdosed and ran around naked until he was given a sedative.

　In light of these embarrassing incidents, many of President Kennedy's advisors were concerned about Jacobson's miraculous treatment.

　The Secret Service dubbed Jacobson "Dr. Batwing and Chicken Blood" and even obtained Jacobson's vitamin preparations for laboratory analysis, but found nothing wrong with them. President Kennedy, however, completely trusted Jacobson and refused to give up his medication. He said, "I don't care if it's horse urine, but it works for me."

　Therefore, as long as President Kennedy continued to favor Dr. Jacobson, White House Chief of Staff Kenneth O'Donnell could do nothing.

　After glaring at Dr. Max Jacobson fiercely, Kenneth O'Donnell had no choice but to turn around and roar at Major Ferry King and Dr. Kissinger, venting his official power. He ordered these public officials to "forget everything they had just seen" and absolutely not to say anything "that shouldn't be said". He then asked Marilyn Monroe and her personal assistant to sign a confidentiality agreement immediately.

　Although Miss Monroe looked very unhappy, she still signed the agreement reluctantly, but she was cursing while signing.

　What's so secretive about the president's nudity? I've seen plenty this year!

　A moment later, President Kennedy, his eyesight restored to normal, finally changed into a suit, emerged, said hello to Marilyn Monroe, and hurriedly got into his car and left. Then, the president's entourage also retreated at lightning speed, dispersing in the blink of an eye.

　Marilyn Monroe then walked into the consulting room. Dr. Max Jacobson asked her to change into a loose hospital gown with the help of a nurse. He examined her carefully with various instruments and then said that her physical condition was fine, but she was a little tired, and that she only needed to be treated according to the old prescription.

　Then, Dr. Max Jacobson stood up and walked to a laboratory table. Just like a nightclub bartender mixing a cocktail, he made the spoon, measuring cup and burette fly flexibly in his hands and mixed his signature miracle drug "vitamin injection" on the spot.

　I saw him boiling the potion in a beaker filled with fluorescent stone, and then putting the potion on a magnet to cool it down. It was as beautiful as a juggling act.

　Dr. Kissinger, Marita Lorenz, Marilyn Monroe and her assistant all watched the doctor's skill with fascination.

　Only Fili was not fooled by the opponent's tricks. Instead, he relied on his extraordinary sharp vision to carefully identify the type of medicine added to the injection.

　——After hearing that this doctor's "magic medicine" could work with just one shot and make people instantly refreshed, Ferry couldn't help but become suspicious.

　This isn't a healing potion from the magical world. Normal potions generally don't take effect so quickly after being injected into the body.

　However, injections that can really produce such immediate effects are basically not good things!

　So, Ferry stared at Dr. Max Jacobson's movements, observing him adding each ingredient into the compound medicine.

　Um, vitamin C, glucose, steroids... and ground animal placenta and bone marrow powder?

　Is this a black magic trick that imitates the British people who took Egyptian mummy powder in the last century to seek health and longevity?

　Although it looks very

　It looks evil, but it's probably just a psychological effect at most, right?

　However, after that, everything became clear.

　Ferry saw with his own eyes that the doctor added a large dose of amphetamine to the "vitamin injection" sold to Marilyn Monroe!

　It turns out that it was indeed mixed with stimulants!

　As expected, this "miracle doctor" who "the president praised for using him" is actually a Breaking Bad actor!

　Then he looked at the trash can in the corner next to him, which was filled with empty amphetamine bottles...

　It can be seen that the "vitamin injection" he prepared for all patients was actually amphetamine plus some messy things.

　This made Firi sigh sincerely: "President Kennedy! You are indeed a fellow of Hitler's!"

　Not only did he sleep with the Führer's mistress back then, but now he's just like the Führer, being tricked by a wicked doctor and becoming addicted to drugs!

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　Few people know that President Kennedy's lover during World War II, Danish journalist Madame Awad, was not only a spy for Nazi Germany but also Adolf Hitler's mistress. She attended the 1936 Berlin Olympics with Hitler, where she was publicly praised by him as a "Nordic beauty."

　Well, as for Hitler's mistress Eva, who eventually married him before his death, she only started dating Hitler later.

　So, President Kennedy was actually a "comrade" of Führer Hitler!

　What a bizarre and exciting love story this is!

　Moreover, John F. Kennedy slept with Hitler's woman, and even after it was exposed, he was able to escape unscathed and continue to serve in the military. This not only shows the Kennedy family's background in the United States, but also proves that Americans don't care much about such things, and may even think it's cool:

　What on earth could that sickly little John Kennedy have done to deserve such honor that even the great devil Hitler had to send his mistress to seduce him!

　Where did this hardcore guy come from?

　It's simply the top superhero in American comics, like the standard configuration of Mr. Batman, okay?

　Ahem, let's get back to the topic. Just as Kennedy was already very sick when he first became president, Hitler was also plagued by various illnesses when he first became the head of state: mental weakness caused by the bombardment in the trenches on the Western Front, stomach problems caused by hunger for a long time after the war, and the sequelae of being smoked by poison gas, etc. - due to his poor stomach, he could only eat light food for a long time, so much so that some people mistakenly believed that the head of state was a vegetarian.

　That sounds pretty unlucky, doesn't it? To make matters worse, in 1936 the Führer encountered a quack doctor named Theodore Morell.

　This guy was clearly just a doctor of obstetrics and gynecology. There were even rumors that his gynecology qualifications were forged. In fact, he was just a self-taught veterinarian, but he brazenly pretended to be a general practitioner, opened a specialist clinic, and later became Hitler's personal doctor.

　Moreover, Theodore Morel was extremely courageous when practicing medicine, and his overall philosophy was "If you can't kill me, do it to my death!"

　Gynecologist Dr. Morell dared to inject Hitler with a variety of potent drugs, including steroids, sex hormones, and morphine. Especially during the crucial three years of World War II, from 1941 to 1944, he administered over 900 injections of anesthetics—an average of one per day, often using a combination of drugs. Yet, the Führer managed to survive, demonstrating that Hitler truly possessed the physique of a "child of destiny."

　But even so, such incredible drug abuse has greatly affected the leader's mental state and judgment ability.

　This is probably one of the important reasons why the Führer made a series of stupid moves in the later period of the Third Reich, which further accelerated the defeat of the Nazis.

　In addition to getting the Führer addicted to drugs, this obstetrician and gynecologist named Theodor Morell also pretended to be a surgeon and performed surgery, causing the Third Reich's right-hand man and "blonde beast", Reinhard Heydrich to die on the operating table - he can be said to be a hero in the anti-fascist movement!

　Now, as the Führer's "comrade," John Kennedy not only slept with Hitler's mistress, but, like Hitler, was also tricked into becoming addicted to drugs by another quack, Max Jacobson. And, like the Führer, he even introduced the quack who had harmed him to those around him...

　Uh, no, Marilyn Monroe didn't need the president to trick her into taking drugs! According to Elizabeth Taylor, she had already been addicted to drugs for at least seven or eight years, taking pills for a living! While she still seemed to have a beautiful and charming appearance, who knows how much damage she was doing underneath!

　The only thing that puzzled Ferry was that since Dr. Max Jacobson's practice of adding amphetamines to the injection seemed to be done without any concealment, why didn't the doctors of the White House Secret Service find any problem?

　However, the next day, when Phili accompanied Miss Monroe into the White House and observed carefully, he suddenly realized:

　No wonder the White House Secret Service didn’t find anything wrong with the Jewish doctor’s “vitamin injection”!

　It turns out that you are also taking methamphetamines!

　Chapter 156: It turns out that the White House is a drug den!

　As we all know, human beings' understanding of objective things will only continue to grow with the passage of time.

　On the other hand, many basic common sense that were almost known to everyone at a certain time were completely unknown just a few decades ago.

　Even by the middle of the 20th century, the dazzling light of science seemed to have successfully dispelled all kinds of ignorance.

　The bad habits of religion and superstition have illuminated most civilized countries in the world... Well, in terms of the overall description of the history of human civilization, we can probably say this!

　While voodoo, with its zombie blood sacrifices, continues to expand in the "civilized" Americas, spiritualism, a tradition dating back to the Middle Ages, is widely considered a fashionable "emerging science" in Western Europe and America.

　Phrenologists and spiritualists were still treated as guests of honor by high-ranking government officials in Europe and the United States. Like their medieval predecessors, these superstitious guys continued to use wooden sticks and dice to predict the outcome of wars, summon messengers from heaven and hell, and answer various questions for the rich.

　Some gypsy witches were actually able to get a job at the Pentagon and were ordered to use crystal balls to predict the location of Soviet nuclear submarines.

　Just like the Malaysian government in the 21st century, which openly spent public funds to hire wizards to cast spells to find missing civilian airliners.

　But at least compared with the last century, science has ultimately replaced religion and witchcraft and become the overall mainstream thought of civilized society.

　But the problem is that with the decline of religious superstition, all kinds of ridiculous pseudoscience have taken over the ecological niche of ignorance and superstition before the truth, and under the guise of "science", they continue to fool the world and harm the public.

　Even in the United States of America, known as the "beacon of human civilization," the problem is no exception, and is even more serious.

　For example, during World War II and the Cold War, Americans began to openly abuse anesthetics, treating these harmful substances as health supplements...

　——The vast majority of drugs in this world were not initially intended to harm people, but were promoted as tonics or elixirs.

　Just like the "long-standing" opium, when it was first introduced to China, it was regarded as a precious and luxurious Indian tonic secret medicine. It was brought thousands of miles across the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau by Wang Xuance, the famous diplomat who "destroyed a country by himself", and sent to Chang'an as a tribute to Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin.

　(So, Wang Xuance was also my country's first drug lord—but before him, it is suspected that someone had already brought hemp from the Western Regions.)

　Similarly, amphetamine, which only appeared in the 20th century, was initially touted as a "miracle drug" by its Japanese inventor, Nagai Nagayoshi. Then, in 1938, the Berlin-based Teimüller Pharmaceutical Company officially launched this new drug.

　Initially, this drug was only used by civilians to treat colds. However, Nazi military doctor Otto Rank soon discovered its stimulant properties and, with the approval of his superiors, promoted it to the German army. The first test subjects were German drivers during the invasion of Poland.

　The results of the experiment delighted the German military leaders. Unlike traditional anesthetics that produce hallucinations, the drivers, after taking amphetamines, became energetic "sleepless warriors." They were tireless, extremely brave, and full of high spirits and fighting spirit. The most mysterious thing was that their driving skills were completely unaffected. They seemed to have become more proficient in fine driving. They drove military vehicles across the heart of Poland at lightning speed, making a big splash.

　This miracle drug was rapidly adopted throughout the Third Reich. During the Battle of France alone, approximately 35 million amphetamine tablets were distributed to the German Army and Air Force. However, demand still outstripped supply, prompting many soldiers to write letters to relatives and friends asking them to send them more.

　Specifically, take two tablets each time, and you don't need to sleep for three to eight hours; take it twice, and you can fight for 24 hours without stopping.

　Later, even prisoner-of-war camps and concentration camps began to distribute amphetamines to enable prisoners of war and Jews to work tirelessly.

　Meanwhile, on the other side of the globe, the Japanese Empire widely distributed amphetamines known as "nekome-ditsu," "assault-ditsu," and "special attack-ditsu" to soldiers and workers, enabling them to fight and work continuously without rest. Even before the "one plane for one ship" kamikaze attacks, pilots were forced to take large amounts of amphetamines to alleviate their fear of death and increase their chances of success.