"Do you think Dan Heng noticed us?" Xing held his chin and thought.
"Do you think Danheng is like you? Didn't you see that he was staring at Pam?" Yu Wushi twisted Xing's head and pointed in the direction of Danheng.
"Dan Heng is playing in a group match. Should we go over and help him too?" Xing slapped Yu's dirty hands away with a look of disgust and asked San Yueqi.
"Go and help him, I'll go find someone I know."
"Do you have any acquaintances here? Do you want to trick us away and go have fun by yourself?" Xing didn't fall for it, but just looked at him with her hands on her hips.
"Come on, idiot. There's money to be made if you win this match."
When he heard that there was money to be made, Xing's eyes immediately lit up, he stood up, pulled San Yue Qi and went straight to the octagonal cage.
While pulling March Seven, she punched Dr. Juju, who was blocking the entrance and giving a commentary.
"Why has she become so weird? Xing has the same personality in the original novel?" Yu watched Xing beat up the host and kick open the iron door.
"Dan Heng, let's get hot!"
Xing waved the bat in one hand and spun Pam with the other, throwing and smashing the balls to give the spectators outside a good beating before successfully entering the octagonal cage.
Danheng looked at Pam, whose hair was covered with lumps and whose eyes were full of stars, and was hesitant to speak...
Seeing Danheng staring at Pam in a daze, Xing quickly explained, "The conductor is going through a molting period, which he has to go through every 100 years."
"So... puff, sorry, I can't continue making up stories." Xing really couldn't hold it in any longer. No one would believe Yu's excuse.
"..."
Dan Heng looked at her meaningfully. He found that Xing Heyu had regarded him as a fool like San Yueqi from the very beginning.
Yu looked at Xing, who was beating anyone he met like a god of war... and was speechless.
"This really has nothing to do with me. This star core essence itself is very abstract."
"Forget about her, I finally found you!" Yu turned around and stared at the sneaky figure with an inexplicable smile.
He has been looking for the deep blue brother Lao Sanbo since he entered the door. He is hiding quite deep in the corner. If you don’t look carefully, you really can’t see him. Now I come to find you.
Old Sambo was in a good mood today. Not only did his own script go smoothly, but he was also able to make a lot of money, which was much more convenient than reselling antiques. Just as he was secretly counting the money, someone patted him on the shoulder.
He was still wondering, since normally no one would notice him in this corner.
Turning around, I saw a young man with very poor taste in clothes looking at me with a smile.
"My friend, is there anything you want to buy? Old Sambo has everything here." He thought it was another person who wanted to resell something to him, so he showed his signature smile and introduced his products.
"I'm not here to buy anything from you." Yu shook his head and slowly moved to his side.
"Then what do you want to do?" Sangbo stared at him in surprise.
"Boss, can you lend me some money?" Yu leaned forward and grabbed Sangbo's shoulders tightly, rubbing them with his fingers in front of his eyes.
"Hey, my friend Old Sangbo, have you been offended in any way?" Sangbo retreated with a flattering smile on his face, but Yu followed him closely and pushed him directly against the wall. He tried to move his shoulders but found that he could not get free at all.
"Oh no! Have I offended him in any way?" Sambo found something wrong. This guy was a little scary and strong. Was he a colleague from the tavern who came to have fun with him?
"Sangbo, don't you recognize me?" Yu pressed Sangbo's shoulders down and made him look up at him.
"Are you also a guest of the tavern? We are all in the same group." Sambo was sweating profusely after being caught, and only those people in the tavern could recognize him.
"Guess again." Yu smiled and moved closer to his face.
"I really don't know you. If Old Sangbo has offended me in any way, I will compensate you." When Sangbo heard that he was not from the tavern, he became even more scared. How did he offend this great god?
"How boring, old Sambo, do you think I look like a god or a human?"
Yu felt bored, so he let go of him and took a light step back. He wiped his face with his hand, and a red mask suddenly appeared on his face.
(PS: Here, Aha is set as a smiling mask, the program Aha is a crying mask, and Yu is an expressionless mask. You can tell by the mouth of the mask: upwards means smiling, downwards means crying, and a straight line means expressionless.)
"Ah?" Old Sambo thought everything was fine when he saw him let go of him, until he looked up and saw the mask representing joy and the power of joy that was about to overflow. He was instantly frightened and his legs went weak and he collapsed to the ground.
"Old Sambo!! Do you think I look like a human or a god?" Yu saw that he was about to lie down and pretend to be dead, so he grabbed his collar and stared at him with his red eyes.
"Boss... Boss, why did you come out?" He held onto the wall behind him with trembling hands to prevent himself from falling.
"You are so boring, Sambo Koski." Seeing that there was no fun, he took off the mask in disappointment.
"Boss, it's just money. I have plenty of it." He felt the oppressive feeling on his body was gone, and immediately walked forward flatteringly and offered his wallet.
"Well... not bad, don't get me wrong, I'm not Aha." Yu flipped through his wallet and found quite a lot of money, so he nodded with satisfaction.
"Yes, yes, you are not, you are not." He said casually.
"No! I can be Aha!" Suddenly Yu remembered something, turned his head sharply and stared at Sambo.
"Huh? Do you want to listen to what you are saying?" He could only complain secretly but didn't dare to say it out loud.
"Then who am I? What is my identity?" Yu tilted his head and oppressed Sangbo with red eyes.
"You...you..." Seeing his appearance, Sambo's legs went weak again and he knelt on the ground.
"Hahahahaha! Sambo, you really can't resist being teased." Seeing that Sambo was scared by him again, he returned to his original appearance, pulled him up and patted his shoulder with a smile.
"You're right." Old Sambo could only lower his head and agree, for fear that he would suddenly change his expression.
"Everyone is watching, right?"
“Yes, yes…”
Old Sambo didn't know what he was going to do. As everyone knows, the members of the Joy Series are all moody, not to mention Aha who is at the top. It is possible that he would be laughing one second and then change his face and want to kill you the next second.
"Don't be afraid of me, Sambo, come and wipe your sweat." Seeing him shivering, Yu snapped his fingers and a handkerchief fell from the air and landed on Sambo's head.
"Thank you..." Sambo hurriedly wiped the sweat from his head.
"Eh? Are you really wiping it?"
Yu suddenly laughed neurotically, took out a pistol from his pocket and pointed it at his forehead.
Sambo was so scared that he peed his pants, and water was dripping down his trouser legs.
"It's just a joke. You're such a jerk. You're not fun to play with at all." Seeing that he had peed, Yu quickly moved away from him and said with a look of disgust.
"Abba...Abba..." Sambo drooled and looked like he was being played with.
"..."
"It seems like you've gone too far." Yu smacked his lips, took the money from his wallet, gave him one last look, and turned away.
"Aba Aba...finally he left." Sambo, who was still drooling, suddenly returned to normal and finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the great god walking away.
Chapter 53 Broken! Being targeted by Joy
"Oh, my lifelong reputation." He shook his trouser legs and shook his head helplessly.
"I didn't expect Him to show up, everyone. What new music will He add to this performance? I hope this show will bring you even more fun."
"Actually, I'd rather stay away from Him, so Old Sambo had no choice but to sacrifice himself."
Sambo seemed to be explaining something to someone and talking to himself in front of him.
"You're right. I'll come find you when everything is over."
"what?"
Sangbo didn't react. He looked up and saw Yu running back. He didn't know when. He was wearing a strange red mask. His gaze seemed to penetrate the entire space. There seemed to be many people in this dark corner. He stared at Sangbo and said word by word: "I will come to find you myself."
"Hahahahahahahahaha." Following a burst of crazy and insane laughter, He completely disappeared.
This time Sambo stopped laughing altogether.
"It's over, He's targeting me, maybe we're all being targeted." Sambo could still hear the lingering sound of laughter, staring blankly ahead, not knowing what he was thinking.
Yu hummed a little tune and returned to where he was sitting before. Xing and the others had finished their fight, but...
"Remember my nickname [Galaxy Bat Man], and hand over the money quickly." Xing said as she beat Dr. Dig. The guy was in a bad state and his glasses were even broken by her.
"Please spare my life, sir. The money is all with the boss Scott. I'm just a host." Dr. Dig Dig's nose was crooked and he raised his hands to beg for mercy.
"Scott? Why does this name sound so familiar?" Xing frowned cutely and tried hard to recall.
"The one that flew up at the door, ah!" Pam said unhappily, touching the bump on her head.
It has completely let it go. These nameless guests are not human beings, and they don't consider themselves human beings either.
"Wouldn't it be a waste of time to negotiate the seventh (eight) stripping off the clothes of the dead wife?" Xing let go of Dr. Dig Dig dejectedly and let him crawl out of the club.
"Who said that? Look what I have in my hand?"
Yu walked into the octagonal cage from outside and shook the bag in his hand as if to show off.
"Where did you get this?" Dan Heng came over, took the bag and weighed it. It was quite a lot.
"I can't ignore that blue-haired pit called Sambo before."
"I just gave him a little shock of pleasure." Yu winked and made a "little bit" gesture with his fingers.
"Are you feeling better?" Dan Heng ignored his antics, walked forward, stretched out his hand, grabbed his wrist and carefully took his pulse.
"Hmm?" Dan Heng's eyebrows suddenly lowered.
"What's wrong? There shouldn't be any problems with my body." Yu's heart skipped a beat.
Seeing Dan Heng like this, Yu remembered an old saying: "I'm not afraid of Chinese medicine practitioners smiling, but I'm afraid of Chinese medicine practitioners with low eyebrows." Moreover, Dan Heng was Dan Feng in his previous life, the Dragon Lord of Luofu, whose medical skills were among the best.
"Did you stay up late the past few days? I feel like your body fluids aren't very active, and it won't be easy to have a baby like this."
"Teacher Danheng, you have also learned bad things." Yu saw the corner of Danheng's mouth curled up and knew that he had been fooled.
"Dan Heng, have you found any information since you left for so long?"
Sanyueqi snatched Pam from Xing's hands and asked Danheng.
"I only know that the organization here is called Dihuo, and we can return to the upper area by cooperating with them."
"And there's that guy named Sambo. He definitely brought us here on purpose. Besides, he's very weird, so it's best to stay away from him." Dan Heng shook his head to indicate that he didn't have any information.
"That old Sambo is from the tavern. He's a good guy if he likes to have some fun. If he talks to you, just ignore him."
Yu explained to the train crew.
"Where is he now?"
"Just now in that corner over there, he almost killed me... He might disappear for a while."
Yu pointed to the most hidden corner of the room. When talking about Sambo, he touched his head embarrassedly. He almost scared the other person to death.
"..."
"..."
"..."
The three of them knew how good the group of merry walkers in the tavern were at playing, but it was quite impressive that you could break their defense, and they didn't want to know how he did it at all.
"What is a tavern?" Xing asked.
Only Xing didn't know what the tavern was for, or rather, she didn't even know what a Joy Walker was.
"I told you a long time ago, why don't you read the information in the think tank?" March Seven complained to Xing weakly.
"The tavern is a place of joy, and those masked fools were invited by Aha to come to the tavern to drink, chat and discuss the aesthetics of joy."
Chapter 54: You turned off the automatic pickup, right?
"Those who believe in joy, especially those in the tavern, are basically crazy."
"They can do whatever it takes to achieve the so-called aesthetic pleasure, so generally speaking, you should just stay away from those who seek pleasure." Dan Heng explained to Xing.
"profound...."
"Then what is he?" Xing nodded as if he understood, then pointed at Yu who was teasing Pam in Sanyueqi's arms with a playful smile and asked.
"..."
"He's nothing. He's a nameless guest, a member of our pioneering team, and our best friend."
In fact, Dan Heng was already a little overwhelmed. Yu persecuted so many people every day. Isn't there anyone who cares?
"what!!!"
With a scream of pain, everyone looked back and saw that Yu had made the train conductor Pam so angry that she bit his hand hard with her mouth.
"Teacher Dan Heng, please save me."
He couldn't shake it off no matter how hard he tried, so he could only hand his hand to Danheng with a sad face. Pam bit Yu so hard that it was obvious that he had been holding a grudge against Yu for a long time.
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