I, who advocate giving up, feel like a disqualified person

Oh my god! They actually used Yaoyaoling to treat their own fans! How inhumane!

By the way, how did Yaoyaoling come so quickly... The fans were caught and dragged into the car...

Oh? No, those two fans seemed to be saying something to them... Oh, they were released, Yaoyaoling took out the loudspeaker!

"Listen upstairs, those who are delaying the update! You have until today to complete the update, or we will not be responsible for anything that happens!"

Ouch~ It seems like I accidentally made news.

Don't be afraid, cameraman. If we don't make a big news, how can the ratings go up? Without ratings, how can we add chicken legs to our lunch boxes tonight?

Neighbors also went out to check on the situation, and passers-by also came to watch.

Below are a few things that passers-by want to say to the world.

"In this disqualified world, if you write like crazy and update your work, you will not lose your position as an author. The country will be safe and the people will be happy. Isn't that wonderful?"

From Wang Situ who wishes to remain anonymous.

"I thought you, as a seasoned veteran, would definitely be making some significant contributions to updates. I never imagined you would do something so vulgar as to delay updates! I've never seen anyone so shameless!"

From the unnamed Prime Minister Zhuge

"I never thought that Renjian would delay updating due to lack of inspiration. The fundamental reason for not updating is that Renjian did not drink Dali, because Dali can make miracles happen." Dali brother from the luxurious house

"So you're the old driver who just drove recklessly and gave away kills while AFKing! Don't stop me! I'm going in and killing him! This is my promotion match!"

It seems like some strange passersby have sneaked in... But don't worry about it, viewers~ Anyway, this update of the human world is already the general trend, the will of the people, and the trend is irreversible.

Now Renjian has finally issued a statement, promising to update in an hour.

Is this true? Will he really update properly in the human world? ...He's running away! Everyone, quickly block the door and stop him!

He rushed out! Suddenly a bag of flour was thrown, and now we have temporarily lost sight... Don't let him get away!

What? The cameraman, he has already sprinkled flour on us, and we still want to let him go? As an objective and fair host, I must help readers catch the human world.

The method...

"Catch the man in front! He's a thief! Catch the thief! Catch him quickly!"

Fox activated the skill: [Rumor Spreading]

What? Is shouting like that too much? Uncle, he was the one who was unkind first, don't blame me for being unjust.

Look, a lot of people have already caught up. Quickly take a picture of the chase.

The following is a scene of people chasing after the human world:

"Catch him! He's a robber who has robbed many people's wallets!"

"Catch him! That guy just robbed a gold shop and has dozens of gold chains on him!"

"Catch him! That guy just robbed a bank with his accomplices!"

"Catch him! That guy is an experienced driver and just hit someone with his car!"

"Catch him! That guy is a perverted criminal who kidnaps and sells young girls!"

"Catch him! That guy just stole my kidney!"

"............."

Looks like everyone's pretty enthusiastic and active~ Hmm? Are the rumors too much? Come on, uncle, you've been doing this show for so long, don't you understand that you have to exaggerate the facts to get ratings?

Okay, now let’s take a look at the situation in the human world.

He seemed to be running towards Yiqiu Road.

"Here's a piece of news."

"According to reliable information, a major transnational suspect is on the run in our city and is now fleeing towards Yiqiu Road. Enthusiastic citizens have joined the ranks of intercepting him.

It is reported that the suspect is named Disqualified Human, and he had previously been in..."

Looks like there's some big news coming out... the ratings are definitely going to skyrocket.

Here are some of the latest interviews with concerned citizens.

Question: Do you know who you are chasing?

"What? Who are you chasing? Isn't he a robber?"

"Need I ask? If I catch a spy like this stealing state secrets, I'll chop him up!"

"I'm chasing an international fugitive. I heard there's a multi-million dollar reward for his capture."

"We need to catch that heretic showing off his affection up front!"

“And burn him!!!”

"Long live the Salted Fish King! Destroy that escaped salted fish! There's a traitor among us!"

The scene is getting lively. What? Out of control? Impossible, cameraman. Everything has the ability to heal itself. Just wait and see.

............【Evening Theater】.............

"Only you can accompany me to the West."

Beep~beep~, now start broadcasting "The Great Documentary of the Earthly World", I am the host, Sanfox.

After everyone's unremitting efforts, the disqualified human was finally caught. Now he was tied to a cross with a salted fish stuffed in his mouth.

So let’s interview the human world.

"Hello, Mr. Disqualified Human."

"..."

"Why don't you speak?"

"..."

"Why are you delaying the shift?"

"..."

"Don't you think you're ugly?"

"..."

"Okay, I understand. Thank you for your cooperation. I believe the audience has a deeper understanding of your inner thoughts."

"..."

"Okay, this interview with the Disqualified Humans is over. Let's ask the audience for their opinions."

"Hello, what do you think of the answer from the Disqualified Human?"

"Ah... well, even though human language makes sense, it still doesn't explain why he robbed. So I think he's guilty."

"That's easy. I think this guy is lying. Look at the look in his eyes when he speaks. He must be hiding something."

"In short, guilty verdict. Burn at the stake!"

“FFF!!!”

......................

Happy times always pass by so quickly, and it’s time to say goodbye again. Let’s enjoy this bonfire party with thousands of people gathered together! Let’s immerse ourselves in the ocean of joy together!

【Disqualified Human Death】Full text completed

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"Hello everyone, I'm Chiyoto, the host of "Money Bag Commentary." Today we're investigating the person who delayed updates, San De Fox."...

.......【over】..........

Hello! Mr. Give Up

【Bonus】 Hello! Mr. Give Up

"Ohhh, I give up! I'm giving up on this class filled with disobedient students!"

I yelled while holding my head which was already hurting from excessive anger and depression.

"Don't give up so easily, Mr. Sheji. Is this how you act as a teacher?"

The female teacher in front of me named Gao Shannan was saying irresponsible words to me.

"Teacher Nan, what you said is like asking Kyon to do something that is too much to ask."

I held my forehead and said.

"Haruhi? Kyon? Who is that?"

"Uh...nothing. Anyway, I've given up on that class. They all disrespect me as a teacher and even make fun of the way I dress. Is my attire ridiculous?"

"Well... this seems hard to say. I don't think most teachers would wear clothes with cartoon characters printed on them to class, right?" Gao Shannan said as he turned his face away, but his shoulders trembled involuntarily.

"Hey, hey, are you laughing?"

"Puha... Of course not... Why am I... Ahem, hum hum haha, okay I'm laughing, hahahaha."

"Tsk." How annoying.

"Don't be angry, I think you look cute in this kind of clothes, but it lacks a little dignity for a student." She barely suppressed her laughter.

"Hmm...Is that so? It seems that Shinobu-chan is too cute, so I have to change into the majestic Azuma Saber."

"Well, what I mean is, Mr. Sheji, can you change into a normal set of clothes? Like a suit or something..."

"Huh?" I couldn't believe someone would say that to me.

"Didn't the so-called Western suit come from those evil capitalist countries? How could a country as authentically Eastern be influenced by foreign cultures and lose its own clothing culture?"

"Ah... then it's not quite appropriate for you to be wearing a T-shirt right now. Isn't that a contradiction?"

Teacher Nan pointed at my clothes and said.

Ah, what a mistake. I actually overlooked that I was also influenced by foreign cultures... It's really fatal to be caught in this loophole... Although I'm a little unwilling, I'd better give up this kind of dressing.

"Okay, I've decided."

"Um?"

"Starting this afternoon, I'm going to be a teacher who promotes traditional culture! No, that's not right. In traditional culture, we should call you sir. That's right, call me sir from now on!"

"What's going on..." Teacher Nan shook his head helplessly.

........【Afternoon Classroom】..........

(Switch to God's perspective)

Even though it was time for class, the classroom was still noisy. If you were to ask why...it was because the head teacher of this class had not arrived yet.

"Everyone, be quiet!"

At this time, a girl with long black hair in a ponytail stood up. Her commanding eyes and aura seemed to tell us that she was the class monitor.

"Stop arguing. The teacher will be here soon. Can you hold on a little longer?"

As soon as the words fell, an extremely frivolous voice sounded:

"Class monitor Lin Yi, stop defending that useless teacher. He can't even take a joke and he boycotted classes for an entire morning. We don't need a teacher like him anymore."

The person who was confronting the squad leader was none other than Liu Yan, the guy who gave the squad leader, Lin Yi, the most headaches.

Although his name is a bit ordinary, he is one of the most annoying people. He often deliberately creates trouble for the squad leader. What's worse is that Lin Yi has no way to deal with this undisciplined and cynical guy.

"How can you say that about the teacher? He might just have something urgent to do..."

Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by the sudden sound of the door opening.

"Yes, I do have something urgent to do."

The teacher's voice made Lin Yi feel more at ease.

"Teacher, please don't be late again."

As he spoke, Lin Yi looked towards the teacher, and then he was stunned involuntarily.

Everyone in the class had the same reaction, staring blankly at the teacher who walked up to the podium.