The Fourth Disaster, Starting from the Movie Eight Hundred

Then things started to go completely wrong. Please watch the Polandball VCR:

Dongdaqiu: The drug dealers have been dealt with.

Mexicoball: Got it, big brother is awesome.

Dongdaqiu: The road has also been repaired.

Mexicoball: Long live Big Brother! Take your pick of what I have.

Dongda Ball: After dealing with these things, I will leave.

Mexicoball: (Eyes widen).

Dongdaqiu: Our country does not interfere in the internal affairs of other countries.

Mexicoball: (Begins to panic).

Dongda Ball: So you have to study hard and take good care of yourself. Well, goodbye.

Mexico ball (diving): Big brother! Big brother, no! Don't abandon me! (Tears streaming down my face).

Dongda Ball: We are all adults now, you have to learn to take care of yourself.

Mexicoball (tearful eyes): Big Brother, you don't know how that American thug bullied me before. I don't know how to do many things now. If there is no Big Brother, Wadahionegayi~

Dongda Ball: Hey hey hey, kid, why are you still relying on me?

Mexicoball: Big brother, just live in my house. As long as you're willing to stay, we can discuss anything!

Dongdaqiu: We are not an imperialist country and will not station troops in other countries.

Mexicoball (on a sudden inspiration): Then, I also want Saudi Arabia's special economic zone. I have prepared a special economic zone of 100,000 square kilometers for you. Please vigorously promote its development!

National personification may seem to oversimplify national issues, but many times, issues between countries, especially the relationship between big and small countries, are actually not that complicated. Small countries want to survive first, and then seek benefits. Big countries strive to gain more benefits while ensuring their survival. The conflict between the two sides is just a matter of dividing money, and in most cases, small countries have no say in front of big countries.

Mexico was bullied so badly by the United States before that everyone from top to bottom suffered from severe Stockholm syndrome, thinking that it was natural for a small country to give everything it had to please a big country and then get a promise on a piece of waste paper from the big country.

After all, the United States is unwilling to give itself even a piece of waste paper.

And everyone knows that it is waste paper, and naturally they also know that there is not much execution power at all, so as long as the University of Tokyo is a little gentler to Mexico, he will feel that the whole world is smiling at him.

I am also the younger brother of the big brother. See, my big brother loves me!

What, independence? What is that? Can you eat it? I only know that if I follow Big Brother, I can eat meat. So Big Brother is my sun, and I can praise the sun every day!

This is reflected in Mexico's recent tough stance in foreign relations, especially its tough stance towards the United States.

US Government: The East is invading Mexico!

Mexican government: Get lost! You're the only one invading us!

US government: The U.S. is conducting economic colonization of Mexico!

Mexican Government: Yes, yes, that’s what you did to me before, Dogecoin America, damn it!

U.S. Government: How dare you talk to me like that!

Mexican government: Yes, that’s how I use it. I’m your father!

U.S. Government: (Beautiful American words).

After Mexico defected, it started to curse the United States crazily. And it's not just the United States. Almost all American countries have this attitude towards the United States. When the United States was in America before, local countries had a lot of opinions about the United States. Now they are just expressing their opinions. Then countries around the world were surprised to find that English, Spanish and French are all talented in swearing. They didn't expect that the relevant vocabulary can be so rich.

Although it doesn’t contain as much information as Chinese, it is really interesting, especially when I appreciate the United States being scolded, it feels great.

Mexico is not the only American country that is happy. As for the interference of the United States in Japan, it is not as shameless and predatory as you, the United States. Moreover, that is not interference, that is called cooperation, win-win, and making money together. This is the right way. Do you, a little American punk, understand what the right way is?

It's only a country with a history of about 250 years. It's just a gangster. At best, it can be a godfather. How can it compare with the orthodox and crowned University of Tokyo? We are living a good life now. Goodbye.

Against this historical background, some players began their journey in the real world.

Chapter 259: Dongda! Come back soon!!!

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"Fire! Fire!"

"Run!"

"Who has seen my child? Who has seen my child?"

"Look, someone's rushing up!"

"Oh my God, is that Superman?"

"How did he get up there?"

"He's out! That person is out!"

"Looks like a firefighter from Todai."

"Ma'am, your child."

"Oh, God, my child, thank you, thank you so much, thank you for saving my child."

The scene in front of us took place in a small town in northern Mexico. The local Walmart supermarket caught fire and many people were trapped inside. Then the Superman from the University of the East rescued many people.

Anyway, in the eyes of the locals, Luo Cheng, who climbed to the top floor without any equipment and rescued 39 people from the sea of ​​fire, is a true superhero, a reflection of superhero movies in reality.

Luo Cheng is here because of domestic deployment. He is mainly here to serve as an instructor for Mexican firefighters.

There is no way, because Mexico has been colonized by the US economy for so long, so many things are lacking. Local American capital companies are not interested in building any infrastructure in the local area. All they want is the local cheap manpower and resources, and a weak Mexico that they can take whatever they want.

This can be seen from the fact that in many places in Mexico, Coke is cheaper than water.

Moreover, the sugar content of this American cola is quite high, but it doesn’t matter if it is drunk by diabetics. They can even make a profit in reverse. The pharmaceutical group expressed happiness.

But now that the United States has left America, local American capital has naturally suffered a comprehensive blow.

There is no need for Tokyo University to even take action. The locals have run those American companies themselves, and there is also sniping from Tokyo University's state capital behind them. But sometimes, the locals' drastic actions can also lead to uncontrollable consequences.

For example, this time it was done by a local Mexican who hated American capital. Of course, that person was responsible. He set the fire, called the fire department, and then went to the police station to surrender himself.

He is also a poor man. His family was broken up and his body was broken by the exploitation of American capitalists. As a man who only has a few years left, he only wants revenge on the United States. He doesn't care what the price is.

There are many such people in Mexico. Although the University of Tokyo has brought hope, this hope cannot accurately cover every person in Mexico in a short period of time. Even so, these people all tacitly acknowledge or admit that the help of the University of Tokyo has filled Mexico with hope.

This behavior is naturally not encouraged. After all, fire is an indiscriminate AOE damage. However, after the relevant reports appeared in front of everyone, everyone had to curse "grooved America".

In this fire rescue operation, the one who stole the show was naturally Luo Cheng. His record of rescuing 39 people alone was recorded. Coupled with his agile skills at the scene, countless Mexicans firmly believed that Dongda must have magical kung fu. In the future, when they meet Dongda people, they must greet them warmly and never offend them.

As a hero, Luo Cheng was regarded as an idol by the locals. In the following days, whenever he went out, local Mexican fans would open their doors to take pictures. When he went to eat, paying became a very difficult thing because the boss said he would not accept any money. This forced him to go to Kaifengcai and McDonald's because these two places are connected to the Internet and can pay directly through the APP.

This also indirectly proves that the appeal of the people's army can transcend countries, classes and beliefs.

But what happened next was beyond Luo Cheng's expectations, and he was even canonized as a saint in the local area.

The outrageous story came from a very ordinary cause. As a firefighter who had become a saint in the flesh, Luo Cheng had become a local business card. The local Mexicans respected him very much. Naturally, some of the respect turned into admiration, and many local girls took the initiative to throw themselves into his arms.

With Luo Cheng's current physical condition, let alone a few girls, even if he has revelry every night, he can let the other party see what "the earth cannot withstand the shield machine" means. However, he did not really shoot it out just because he could do so like an emperor. He was very serious about the matter of his belt and controlled it very strictly, because for him, having a relationship was not a simple matter, it meant taking responsibility. Since he was such a responsible man, he naturally could not pull out a gun casually.

So when the Mexican girls started to show their enthusiasm, Luo Cheng always smiled and clearly rejected them. It was not the kind of rejection that said "let me think about it", but a clear rejection, saying that we have no feelings, it is not suitable, don't waste time anymore, you deserve better, I don't want to waste your time.

In the eyes of some people, this kind of self-discipline is an old-fashioned conservatism, but Luo Cheng has his own persistence. After all, those who are not conservative have been infected with some unspeakable diseases. Human history has proved more than once that those who indulge in sensual pleasures usually do not end up well. Keeping oneself clean is a responsibility to others and to oneself. What's more, if his current physical condition is really released, it is easy for him to be like the new recruits in the group. If he is not careful, he will send his girlfriend to the hospital. The girls are begging the new recruits to go out and find someone who can share the pressure.

If you unexpectedly gain powerful strength, you must have strong inner support to support it, otherwise you will become a lost person.

As a young man who grew up listening to stories about the Red Army, Luo Cheng didn't want to be a beast, so he could only hold himself to higher standards. No matter what others said, he had to be upright.

Besides, this little bit of wind and rain is nothing. Compared with the path taken by the revolutionary martyrs in the parallel world, I am just nowhere.

Now is the time to practice, hey ha!

Although he is very conservative in his sexual concepts, Luo Ben is not a conservative person. On the contrary, when someone asks him this question, he will seriously say, "In our country, the person who can do what he wants is not because he cannot do it, but because he does not want to do it, and he is a real man."

Choosing order with a knife in hand is true kindness, and Luo Cheng did it.

In fact, he holds himself to the standards of a good person, and he also has the self-protection power of a good person to back him up. However, this style of behavior makes him like a legendary saint to the Mexican people.

He doesn't visit brothels, helps the weak, protects others, and has great power. This... this is a Paladin!

So the Paladin Luo's words spread in the small town, and soon reached the ears of a local priest, which aroused his curiosity.

Not everyone can be called a Paladin. It has a special meaning in Christian teachings. Everyone is aware of the foreign policy of the University of Tokyo and we should respect each other. As long as your beliefs do not interfere with me, you can believe in whatever you want, but you must abide by the most basic public order and morality. Otherwise, if the iron fist of the law comes down on you, don't blame me for not reminding you in advance.

The local pastor Paul secretly observed Luo Cheng for a full six months. In fact, Luo Cheng had long noticed that someone was paying attention to him, but after finding out that the other party was a pastor, he really didn't understand why the other party did this. However, the other party did not have any malicious intent, and the two had greeted each other and chatted, so he just let it go. After all, the other party was not so outrageous as to follow him into the toilet, otherwise he would really suspect whether the other party was an English gay.

Half a year later, Pastor Paul suddenly came to us.

"Hello, Mr. Luo."

"Hello, Pastor Paul, is there anything you would like to report?"

"I'm here for you, Lord Paladin Luo."

"???"

When he heard this, Luo Cheng felt that the question marks in his head were more than the stars in the sky.

Is this still the real world? Paladin? What Paladin?

After taking his seat, Pastor Paul said with admiration, "For over six months, I have been secretly observing your conduct. Under God's witness, I am now absolutely certain that you are the legendary Paladin. I never thought that in this age of filth and corruption, I would still find someone as noble as you. You must be an angel sent down from God."

"No, no, no, wait a minute, I'm from Dongda University, and I don't believe in religion either."

"It doesn't matter. Being a Paladin is a moral character. It has nothing to do with faith or not. The great God never cares about the piety of mortals. He simply loves everyone equally."

Although Luo Cheng was communicating seriously with the other party, he always felt that he was on CCTV-1 and the other party was on Foreign Language Channel 7, two different channels.

In the following communication, Luo Cheng tried hard to convey one thing to the other party, that is, he had nothing to do with things like paladins, religious beliefs, etc., and that he was just a law-abiding citizen of the University of Tokyo. However, after hearing this, the other party's expression was obviously even more shocked.

"That is to say, Paladins are more likely to appear on the land of Todai."

Luo Cheng wanted to speak but stopped, and tried to organize his words, but had nothing to say.

I was speaking standard Spanish (Mexico's official language) and trying to convey the meaning of every word in my sentences, so why did they still understand me this way? Is the worldview of religious people really that different from that of secular people?

In the end, Luo Cheng also gave up. No matter what you say, I just have to face it with a smile. The best way to overcome difficulties is not to treat them as difficulties. As long as I don’t care about it, it doesn’t exist.

This is the highlight moment of Japan's victory.

After this exchange, Luo Cheng just felt tired, but there were even more explosive things waiting for him.

In the following days, when Pastor Paul was celebrating mass, he would always say, "Become a great, upright, and dedicated person like Paladin Luo."

The locals are very supportive of this.

The reason is very simple. Luo Cheng really helps the locals. For example, he catches a thief, organizes team members to bring warmth to the local elderly and widows, repairs nearby wasteland when he is free, and farms with people around him, etc. He feels that he is just doing what he can, but for the locals, this young man who is willing to share, help others, and has a sunny smile on his face all the time, is their best annotation of the image of "Paladin".

Who can blame the lack of good people in Mexico, especially good people in the true sense? After all, in the past, good people often did not live long. Those who could be regarded as great good people in Mexico had some shameful background.

Even so, they are a very rare existence in this land. Luo Cheng is an existence that they dare not even imagine in their dreams, but he did appear.

When a reporter from Mexico's national television interviewed Luo Cheng, the latter simply said modestly: If only I could reach my level to be considered a paladin, then there are millions of paladins in the University of Tokyo.

Then almost all Mexicans tacitly agreed that the University of the East was the legendary Garden of Eden on earth, because there really were millions of paladins there, and it was an unimaginably great country.

This is not flattery, but the fact. The Mexicans really feel the selfless help given to them by the armed police and special police of Dongda University while helping them to fight drug trafficking and crack down on gangs. That kindness is dazzling and makes people yearn for it.

In the past, due to the distance, we could only hear legends, but the traditional neighboring countries around the University of Tokyo did not have this filter for the University of Tokyo.

But now, after the exchange incident, Todai has descended directly in the most kind-hearted complete form in history, and the Mexicans are directly enveloped by the warmth of the sun. It was dark not long ago, but now it is suddenly spring and flowers are blooming. Under the strong contrast, it is easy for the locals to develop a kind of religious fanaticism.

Coincidentally, Spain itself is a very traditional Christian country. Mexico, which was deeply influenced by Spain, was naturally also infused with this kind of thought. Coupled with the liberation theology that was once popular throughout the Americas, under the blessing of multiple influences, Mexicans suddenly equated the people's armed forces of the University of the East with the paladins.

At least you have to achieve the same level as the University of Tokyo to be considered a paladin in their hearts.

"Today I met the people's police from Dongda University. I think they're called special police. I just learned that term today. They're really a great group of people. I wonder what the difference is between special police and armed police?"

"Mr. Luo seems to be a firefighter. He is not a special police officer or an armed police officer, but he is also a paladin!"

"How could I have such a strange dream in a country with millions of paladins?"

"The Garden of Eden has come to life. I've been wanting to travel to the University of Tokyo. I'm going to work hard to save money and go there!"

"Ahem, my Mexican friends above, your reactions are way too exaggerated. We still have many shortcomings, so there's no need to glorify us so much. There's no absolutely perfect country in the world, but you're still welcome to come and play with us." A Tokyo University netizen.

"See? That's the humility of the people in the Garden of Eden. Look at what's going on in America!"

"Go to the fucking United States, die there, and never come back!"

"You Mexican bastard above, keep cursing!" American netizens.

"Hey, hey, the American dog is out barking, bark for daddy a few more times." Canadian netizen.

"Give us back our University of Tokyo! We don't want this American thing!" Cambodian netizen.