Just a magical girl who picks up trash

It’s the real-life version of The Matrix! My sister Xiaoya is so awesome!

"Hmph~~"

Perhaps it was because she felt Yu Huan's gaze filled with a hint of admiration, Xiao Ya immediately straightened her swaying body with a little pride. Seeing this closeness, Yu Huan was undoubtedly more certain of the fundamental reason why the other party hacked into the virtual satellite to change his body data: Is it really because of that?

"I have a feeling you're thinking of something disrespectful?"

It must be said that girls' sixth sense is really something. Yu Huan was still thinking about it, while Xiao Ya, who had originally looked proud, looked over with doubt. Seeing this, Yu Huan immediately shook her head decisively:

"I didn't, it was an illusion, it's impossible!"

The decisive three denials dispelled Xiao Ya's doubts. She smiled and walked towards the street with Yu Huan in her arms, saying boldly as she walked:

"Come on, come on, sister will take you to the Scavengers Square to have some fun. Just tell me where you want to go first!"

Yu fantasized about this, and then said decisively and bluntly:

"Let's go eat!"

With just one word, Xiao Ya's expression instantly stiffened.

Sister, have you forgotten how much you ate more than an hour ago?

4. Let’s fight to the death, funny!

It was obviously impossible for Xiao Ya to really take Yu Huan out to eat. After all, although this was a virtual world and there was no such thing as overeating, she had just eaten a portion of food outside that she could not finish in a whole day. Now she was eating more... Xiao Ya was really afraid that she would vomit just by smelling it.

In view of this, in order to change the topic and to truly let Yu Huan experience the charm of the scavenger network, Xiao Ya decisively brought Yu Huan to... the game area!

Of course it’s not the kind for children’s playgrounds, it’s the kind for e-sports!

"Come on, I'll take you to training!"

Looking at the virtual game consoles in front of her, Xiao Ya said with extraordinary seriousness what Yu Huan seemed to be saying nonchalantly: "Aren't we just going to play games? I just saw someone putting in coins!"

Xiao Ya's response to this was also very convincing: How can the scavengers' activities be called playing games? We call this combat training!

In fact, training was indeed training. Xiao Ya hadn't lied to Yu Huan about this. When she followed her to a game console that looked like a parkour game, Yu Huan saw Xiao Ya put two virtual coins into it with familiarity. Then, instead of playing for herself, she turned around and smiled at Yu Huan:

“Come and give it a try!”

So what does this have to do with training? And if you're going to play video games, why not just do it in real life? Why bother going to the virtual world?

He complained silently in his heart, but on the surface, Yu Huan naturally would not object to the other party's invitation. You know, because he couldn't get out of bed in his previous life, Yu Huan was very good at computer games. Therefore, he was absolutely familiar with it and had no problem picking it up at this time. He would definitely let the other party see what a gaming genius is in every minute!

And then a minute later...

"Oh my god, what the hell is this?!"

Under the pitch-black night sky, a wooden bar only half a meter wide was placed across Yu Huan's feet and extended forward, extending all the way to the endless starry sky. Looking up, from time to time, he could see, in addition to the stars, twinkling objects of unknown origin floating in the air; of course, none of the above were the main points, the main point was the huge object behind him: its round shape, yellow skin color, crescent-shaped eyes and curved mouth corners combined to create an expression that looked like it deserved a beating no matter how you looked at it.

Funny? Very funny?!

That's right, at this moment, such a funny creature was standing behind Yu Huan. After looking at Yu Huan with an extremely mean look for two seconds, the next moment it suddenly opened its mouth wide... and bit towards Yu Huan.

"I go!"

Yu Huan obviously didn't want to be eaten by the funny one, so she turned around and ran towards the horizontal bar in front of her without thinking. Behind her, the big funny one also swallowed the horizontal bar that Yu Huan ran over while chasing her in a leisurely manner. This scene...

"Isn't that the only way I feel familiar?"

While running, he sorted out his memories: he seemed to have logged into the scavenger virtual game with Sister Xiaoya, and then came to a virtual video game store. After inserting the coins, Sister Xiaoya asked him to try it. He accepted the challenge and then... came here?

"So...is this actually a game world? And can it be played like this?!"

So video games are just for show, and the real fun… no, the real exercise is actually jumping into the game? Interesting!

Yu Huan's eyes flickered with a faint light for a moment, and he felt that he had become interested. This fun game was really worth playing...

"Ah woo~~"

Before she could finish her words, the funny creature behind her suddenly accelerated and swallowed her little head in one gulp, making a very vivid eating sound. Then the next second...

"Ahahahahahahahaha, haha ​​...

"?!"

Staring blankly at Xiao Ya, who was smiling and holding her belly, Yu Huan blinked for a long time, unable to recover. Until a drop of something unknown dripped from her hair onto her body, Yu Huan recalled the scene before she lost the game. A bad premonition arose in her heart, and she raised her hand and gently touched her hair, and then...

"You're so funny! I'm going to kill you!!!"

At that moment, Yu Huan let out the same roar that countless scavengers who were experiencing this game for the first time had let out!

The game of Funny Parkour (as Yu Huan called it)... no, it should be said that the training device of Scavenger Escape is currently the most popular training program among scavengers according to Xiao Ya. It is a training program specially designed to effectively help scavengers to escape more calmly when encountering strange beasts while scavenging in the future (Yu Huan: Are you serious?), and as for the huge funny smiling face, it is said to be an ancient relic totem found in a certain ruins (Yu Huan: What the hell? Totem?!), because it seems to have a kind of magic to attract enemies (taunting), and thus it is regarded as the image of the pursuer in the training program.

The purpose of the chased person entering the game is both simple and complex: try to escape and not be caught by the big joker. Once eaten, he will have to keep the opponent's saliva on his forehead for at least an hour. Although this thing is obviously fake and a punishment measure, the sticky touch is undoubtedly not something that everyone likes...especially girls!

"Of course this game sounds simple, but it actually requires some skills!"

Since she was bringing Yu Huan to play... no, to train, Xiao Ya naturally tried her best to introduce these projects to him. While Yu Huan was still staring at the game screen in front of him fiercely, wishing to tear the ridiculous things inside into pieces, Xiao Ya said with a smile:

"You saw it just now, didn't you? That guy wasn't chasing you very fast, but suddenly he accelerated and swallowed you... ahem, right!"

Originally, she wanted to say that she had swallowed it, but when she saw Yu Huan looking at her viciously with that mucus on his forehead, her strong desire to survive made Xiao Ya swallow it vaguely in an instant, and then explained:

"Actually, that's a ridiculous ability. It can accelerate once every minute, and each acceleration lasts for three seconds. Besides this ability, it also has some other abilities. Of course, I won't tell you about them, otherwise it would be boring!"

What's the point of giving a strategy guide directly after playing a game? Yu Huan, who knew this very well, naturally didn't say anything more about Xiao Ya's concealment. He nodded immediately when he heard Xiao Ya say again:

"But I can give you a hint about something else... Remember those stars in the sky? Jump up while you run, there's a surprise!"

I can't give you a direct guide, but it's no problem to give you some small hints. As for the rest... let Xiaohuan discover it by herself. Anyway, looking at Xiaohuan now... she is very enthusiastic!

And... the sticky little Huan looks so cute~ I want to eat it!

'thanks for treatment! '

Xiao Ya silently made such a sound in her heart, and then she didn't say anything more, but silently stretched out her hand. The next second, a box of coins appeared in her hand with a flash of light. The meaning was self-evident!

"Hmph, I'm definitely going to conquer it!"

He snatched the game coins from Xiao Ya's hand. Whether it was his status as the king of games (self-proclaimed) or the revenge for the arrow that had just bitten his head, it was obviously impossible not to take revenge. Therefore, after decisively throwing two coins, Yu Huan disappeared in front of Xiao Ya again in the next second. Seeing this, Xiao Ya also smiled and waved her hand:

"Come on~~~"

As expected, this energetic little Huan is the cutest!

Perhaps it was because her previous approach was too abrupt. Although Yu Huan seemed to have a good relationship with her now, the experienced Xiao Ya could clearly feel that Yu Huan was still vaguely wary of her. Although this was understandable, Xiao Ya was still a little distressed that she always had a little bit of vigilance and could not let go of Yu Huan in front of her. At this time, looking at Yu Huan's truly childish behavior, she felt a little relieved and the smile on her face became a little brighter.

Xiao Ya was delighted, but Yu Huan's mood was clearly less than euphoric... could it be? Having been swallowed dozens of times by a clown, her body covered in a strange-smelling slime, she persevered through the challenge for dozens of times before being taken out of the game by Xiao Ya under the pretext of having dinner. Honestly, Yu Huan was in a trance. Even while eating, she subconsciously mistook an orange on a plate for a clown. If Xiao Ya hadn't stopped her, she would have almost transformed and unleashed a starlight explosion!

"..."

Looking at Yu Huan like this, Xiao Ya, who knew that she had gone a little too far, couldn't help feeling a little guilty. Just when she was thinking about whether to open a back door for Yu Huan, Yu Huan, after being in a trance during dinner, had recovered his spirits in a short time.

"I don't believe it anymore!"

Leaving these words behind, Yu Huan put on the virtual helmet without saying anything else and entered the game again... and continued to fight!

"..."

Looking at Yu Huan who was so addicted to the game that he didn't even go back to his room and instead lay directly on his bed, Xiao Ya didn't know for a moment whether she should be glad that Yu Huan had completely lost his guard against her or depressed that she was not as important as the game in his eyes. In the end, she could only shake her head helplessly, then put on the game helmet and followed Yu Huan into the game world.

Of course, before that, you still need to claim some good night benefits!

Just think of it as a bed rental~~

5. It’s time to spend some money!

"Ah woo~~"

The ruthless bloody mouth opened wide, and then it decisively bit the petite figure in front of it. However, just when it was about to touch the other party, the small figure running in the distance suddenly jumped and avoided the other party's attack in an instant, as if it had sensed it. At the same time, the moment she jumped into the air, she decisively stretched out her hand and smashed it hard on a "star" that had just landed in front of her.

"Bang~~"

The star exploded, and a purple light suddenly flashed out from it. Before she could react, it hit her body in the next second. At the same time, Yu Huan felt her originally light body suddenly sink, and the whole person suddenly fell downwards. Before Yu Huan could react faster, the next second, a huge mouth was already facing her...

"Ah woo~~"

Another bite, but unfortunately this time Yu Huan had no chance to dodge, so the moment he was swallowed by the other party, he turned into fragments and disappeared into space.

"~~~"

At the same time, the well-fed and satisfied Daxiaozhan also showed a satisfied smile, and raised his head and looked at the void above with those mean eyes, as if he was extending his provocation to someone on the other side of the starry sky through there.

And in fact, someone... really saw it!

"Bang~~"

The virtual game console was mercilessly hammered into pieces, then restored in a flash. Ignoring the system prompt 'Damage to public property, fine XXX', Yu Huan practically gritted her teeth at the ridiculous face before her, looking so utterly beating her. She was just so close... just so close. She'd almost cleared the level. At her current speed, she only needed another minute... no, thirty seconds, and she'd be able to reach the finish line. But she'd never expected to flip over at that crucial moment?!

"Cursed Item: Gravity Suppression!"

Just as Xiao Ya said, when playing for the second time, Yu Huan was cautious about the funny acceleration function, and at the same time, with a tentative intention, she jumped up without saying a word and knocked on the stars above. Yu Huan had come across many parkour games in her previous life, so she had some guesses. In fact, it was the same as her guess. Those things that looked like stars were actually treasure chests, and inside them were game props.

The setting is also related to the scavengers. Xiao Ya explained that in order to allow the scavengers to make full use of all available resources around them when escaping in the ruins, auxiliary props were set up. With these auxiliary props, it undoubtedly gave the scavengers who gradually became familiar with this real-life parkour game more confidence. So although he was swallowed and soaked the first time, at the beginning of the second time, Yu Huan had already started the battle of wits and courage with the funny guy by relying on his physical fitness and various props.

If the situation had continued like this, there would have been basically nothing to worry about. Yu Huan only needed to keep going, and successfully passing the level would have been almost certain. However, what Yu Huan had not expected was that not all of those auxiliary props were there to help him... there were also curses!

The gravity suppression just now is one of them. The effect is that the person who is hit cannot jump or accelerate within ten seconds, and will be forced to land directly in the middle of jumping. Originally, after several failures, Yu Huan should have been familiar with this kind of cursed prop and could react and dodge it. However, perhaps because he was too close to the finish line this time, Yu Huan... was careless and fell into the trap again!

The result of being hit is undoubtedly that she is standing there now, her body covered with all kinds of white mucus, dripping all over. Combined with the little girl's cute expression of grievance and anger, it gives people a feeling of...infinite temptation no matter how you look at it.

"What are you looking at? Go away! Do you think you can look at my little Huan?!"

It was obviously not the first time that Yuhuan looked like this. In fact, during these three days, Yuhuan had fully understood what it meant to be addicted to games. For three whole days, including the opening ceremony and the class division, Yuhuan did not attend a single class. Instead, she just stayed silent in the game. Except for eating, drinking water and sleeping, she almost spent all her time immersed in this game, a typical symptom of an internet-addicted girl.

Of course, as a qualified roommate, Xiao Ya would not allow Yu Huan to continue in this state. Therefore, in order to stop Yu Huan, she gave him an electric therapy without hesitation... No way!

"Come on, Xiao Huan. You were just unlucky this time. You'll definitely be able to do it next time... Over there, are you still looking? Want to go to the arena?!"

She didn't look like a mentor or friend at all, but rather like a bad friend who helped the evil. Xiao Ya was cheering Yu Huan on with a gentle tone, but suddenly changed her tone and cast a fierce look at the male scavengers around who were glancing at Yu Huan from time to time.

Of course, that's what she said, but Xiao Ya naturally couldn't really delay Yu Huan's studies. Therefore, in fact, Xiao Ya would specially organize the courses and notes of the past three days for Yu Huan, and then hand them over to Yu Huan when the penalty time of the opponent's game ended.

It has to be said that as a "sea turtle" who returned from Tianta City, Xiao Ya lived up to her reputation as a genius. She was a student who enrolled at the same time as Yu Huan, but after just copying notes in class and bringing them back, she was able to give Yu Huan a course that was more detailed than the lecturer's. This allowed Yu Huan to easily learn the basic knowledge about scavengers even though he was addicted to games.

"Well, I'll try again!"

Xiao Ya's encouragement was obviously of some use, and with her encouragement, Yu Huan quickly came out of the shadow of failure. He nodded firmly again and was about to put in a coin and continue the game, but he was suddenly stunned the next second.

"What's wrong? Don't you want to play anymore? If you don't want to play, we can..."

Seeing Yu Huan's sudden pause, Xiao Ya, assuming he was bored, fully revealed her true nature as a bad friend. She was eager to introduce Yu Huan to something else, but Yu Huan shook her head. She couldn't possibly be bored. Yu Huan was a professional internet addict. She wouldn't say she was bored until she'd completely conquered this ridiculous game. After all, for a gamer, that was like admitting defeat.

"I feel like my luck isn't very good today. I'm going to draw a prize to improve my luck!"

After saying this, Yu Huan didn't care whether Xiao Ya understood what he said or not and immediately chose to log off. His consciousness returned to the familiar bedroom. Yu Huan took off the virtual helmet and walked towards his room without saying a word.

"Bang~"

The clear sound of a door closing rang out just as Xiao Ya had just left the game. She glanced in the direction of Yu Huan's room with some confusion. After thinking for a while, Xiao Ya did not go over to disturb him. Instead, she stretched and walked towards the kitchen... It was almost noon, time to eat (tou)!

"System, open the lottery system for me!"

The system upgrade was completed three days ago, but for some unknown reason, the system has been hiding mysteriously in the system space with Tianling for the past three days. Unless Yuhuan calls her, the system generally does not appear as casually as before. Although Yuhuan was curious about this, she thought that girls always have some privacy, so she did not ask too much.

"Yes, Master!"

Although the familiar system voice still answered Yu Huan, Yu Huan knew that it was just a substitute program of the system, and the system's main consciousness was still in the system space. This could be regarded as a new ability after the system upgrade: in order to prevent the system from being unable to respond due to some things, Yu Huan could also use the system functions at will, so such a non-intelligent puppet program was derived to serve Yu Huan at any time.

"Om~~~"

A cherry-pink light curtain unfolded before his eyes. Hundreds of densely packed small squares displayed identical question marks: Non-European lottery. It was said that you could win anything you could think of. However, Yu Huan had never taken this feature seriously. On the one hand, it was because of the uncertainty of this thing. On the other hand, it was because Yu Huan felt that there was nothing missing in his current life. Therefore, there was no need to deliberately try to figure out whether he was European or African.

However, after a few days... after three days of failure, especially several times of failure due to drawing cursed items, Yu Huan deeply felt that... he really needed to test his non-European attributes!

"Do you want to spend 1000 spirit coins to participate in the lottery?"

"Yes!"

Yu Huan glanced casually at his six-digit spirit coins and nodded. Then he glanced casually at the countless question mark squares in front of him and reached out and clicked on one of them without thinking.

"Bang~~"

Small fireworks exploded, and at the same time, a slightly cheerful voice from the system sounded in Yu Huan's ears:

"Congratulations to the owner for winning the item: Cell Coin x 3!"

With a flash of light, the question mark in the box that had just been clicked disappeared, and instead, three shiny silver coins flew out of it and landed in Yu Huan's hands.

'Cell Coin (Cell Shape)'

'From "Kamen Rider OOO"'